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Aries |
Mar 21 - Apr 20 |
| Twelve little horoscopes, one didn't believe in heaven, so god smote Aries and then there were eleven |
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Libra |
Sept 23 - Oct 23 |
| Six little horoscopes, very few left alive,
a broken heart stopped Libra and then there were five |
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Taurus |
Apr 21 - May 21 |
| Eleven little horoscopes now practicing Zen,
Taurus killed itself to bring balance and then there were ten |
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Scorpio |
Oct 24 - Nov 21 |
| Five little horoscopes went to visit a whore,
Scorpio caught an exotic disease and then there were four |
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Gemini |
May 22 - June 21 |
| Ten little horoscopes in the firing line,
Gemini was executed and then then there were nine |
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Sagittarius |
Nov 22 - Dec 20 |
| Four little horoscopes went on a killing spree,
police snipers took out Sagittarius and then there were three |
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Cancer |
June 22 - July 22 |
| Nine little horoscopes trying to avoid fate,
unfortunately Cancer fell down a mine shaft and then there were eight |
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Capricorn |
Dec 21 - Jan 20 |
| Three little horoscopes from so many to so few
one day Capricorn just stopped caring and then there were two |
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Leo |
July 23 - Aug 22 |
| Eight little horoscopes bet everything on number 11, Leo drank itself to death with the winnings and then there were seven |
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Aquarius |
Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
| Two little horoscopes found that hand-grenades are fun, except Aquarius held on too long and then there was one |
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Virgo |
Aug 23 - Sept 22 |
| Seven little horoscopes went in search of chicks,
Virgo found pornography instead and then there were six |
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Pisces |
Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
| One little horoscope and Pisces thought it had won, until loneliness got him and then there were none |
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