Mar 21 - Apr 20

Twelve little horoscopes, one didn't believe in heaven, so god smote Aries and then there were eleven


Sept 23 - Oct 23

Six little horoscopes, very few left alive, a broken heart stopped Libra and then there were five


Apr 21 - May 21

Eleven little horoscopes now practicing Zen, Taurus killed itself to bring balance and then there were ten


Oct 24 - Nov 21

Five little horoscopes went to visit a whore, Scorpio caught an exotic disease and then there were four


May 22 - June 21

Ten little horoscopes in the firing line, Gemini was executed and then then there were nine


Nov 22 - Dec 20

Four little horoscopes went on a killing spree, police snipers took out Sagittarius and then there were three


June 22 - July 22

Nine little horoscopes trying to avoid fate, unfortunately Cancer fell down a mine shaft and then there were eight


Dec 21 - Jan 20

Three little horoscopes from so many to so few one day Capricorn just stopped caring and then there were two


July 23 - Aug 22

Eight little horoscopes bet everything on number 11, Leo drank itself to death with the winnings and then there were seven


Jan 21 - Feb 19

Two little horoscopes found that hand-grenades are fun, except Aquarius held on too long and then there was one


Aug 23 - Sept 22

Seven little horoscopes went in search of chicks, Virgo found pornography instead and then there were six


Feb 20 - Mar 20

One little horoscope and Pisces thought it had won, until loneliness got him and then there were none