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Aries |
Mar 21 - Apr 20 |
Bad: You are an repulsive virgin with bad skin and no life.
Good: You are making alot of people happy by ensuring you will never breed. |
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Libra |
Sept 23 - Oct 23 |
| * Libra13F is a 13/f from lower hutt looking for CHAT /msg me |
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Taurus |
Apr 21 - May 21 |
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Scorpio |
Oct 24 - Nov 21 |
| Money cannot buy you love or good friends, fortunately this leaves plenty of cash with which to purchase alcohol. |
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Gemini |
May 22 - June 21 |
| Venus has moved into the house of Mars, that slutty little home-wrecking tramp |
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Sagittarius |
Nov 22 - Dec 20 |
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Cancer |
June 22 - July 22 |
| The media-people who live inside the TV have begun to ignore you again. Kidnap, rape and kill another young girl and they will be ranting about you in no time! |
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Capricorn |
Dec 21 - Jan 20 |
Press one for your current karma balance
Press two for the locations of tall dark strangers
Press three for you lucky colours and numbers
Prensa cuatro para oír estas opciones en español |
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Leo |
July 23 - Aug 22 |
| When gunning down your fellow students, reflect upon the school motto "Aim high"; Because a head shot is a guaranteed kill. |
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Aquarius |
Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
| *crackle, crackle* this is Corperal Cooper *crackle* ambush *crackle* the 'Sarge is is dead *crackle, crackle* request immediate extraction *crackle, crackle*... |
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Virgo |
Aug 23 - Sept 22 |
| Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the lead pipe. |
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Pisces |
Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
| Misery actually hates company, please leave me alone. |
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