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Aries |
Mar 21 - Apr 20 |
| You are a ram. You are a male sheep. You have
horns. You headbutt your rivals. |
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Libra |
Sept 23 - Oct 23 |
| You are a set of scales. People once used you to
weigh things. Now they don't. |
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Taurus |
Apr 21 - May 21 |
| You are a bull. You also have horns. You are much
bigger than a ram. |
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Scorpio |
Oct 24 - Nov 21 |
| You have pincers and a stinger. You can be quite
deadly. Meer cats like to eat you. |
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Gemini |
May 22 - June 21 |
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Sagittarius |
Nov 22 - Dec 20 |
| You are part horse and wield a bow and arrow. You
are a dangerous freak of nature. |
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Cancer |
June 22 - July 22 |
| You are a crab. You have a hard exoskeleton and
use your large pincers to capture and dismember
prey. Your eyes stick out on stalks, and some of
you can only walk sideways. |
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Capricorn |
Dec 21 - Jan 20 |
| You are a goat. You have a beard and horns. You
eat anything. |
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Leo |
July 23 - Aug 22 |
| You are a lion. If you are a male lion, you kill
the children of your prospective mate to encourage
her to mate with you. If you are a female lion,
you do all the work. |
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Aquarius |
Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
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Virgo |
Aug 23 - Sept 22 |
| You are aparently a permanent virgin. |
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Pisces |
Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
| You are some fish. You are cold blooded and
breathe water. You also smell bad. |
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