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Aries |
Mar 21 - Apr 20 |
I can see through time
Your future is set in stone
Thankyou, come again
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Libra |
Sept 23 - Oct 23 |
trudging through the snow
bigfoot retraces his steps
"where'd I put my keys?"
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Taurus |
Apr 21 - May 21 |
sweet stench of decay
everything's a shade of grey
your future is bright
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Scorpio |
Oct 24 - Nov 21 |
change comes from within
listen to your inner child
she wants an icecream
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Gemini |
May 22 - June 21 |
Voices in your head
You are not going crazy
Though the voices are
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Sagittarius |
Nov 22 - Dec 20 |
Danger all around
Watch out for falling objects
They can hurt your head
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Cancer |
June 22 - July 22 |
sunday afternoon
wracked with pain and nausea
beer is satan's drink |
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Capricorn |
Dec 21 - Jan 20 |
your good luck will wane
shun financial commitment
don't answer that phone
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Leo |
July 23 - Aug 22 |
good things come in threes
bad things come in ones and twos
you can do the math
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Aquarius |
Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
What a lovely view
I can see my house from here
Why am I on fire?
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Virgo |
Aug 23 - Sept 22 |
Whisps of the ether
Don't take candy from strangers
Lucky number: nine
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Pisces |
Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
life is but a dream
wake up and smell the coffee
cappuccino please
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