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Aries |
Mar 21 - Apr 20 |
Row, row, row you boat
Gently down the stream
No-one would notice if you drowned |
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Libra |
Sept 23 - Oct 23 |
| Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating
her curds and whey, along came a spider and
sat down beside her and slipped some Ketamine
into her drink... |
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Taurus |
Apr 21 - May 21 |
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids she didn't know what
to do.
The stupid people are breeding en masse. |
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Scorpio |
Oct 24 - Nov 21 |
Baa, baa black sheep have you any wool?
Nah, I'z on tha welfare. An I din'
steal none uh ya white wool neither! |
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Gemini |
May 22 - June 21 |
| Mary had a little lamb its fleece as white
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Sagittarius |
Nov 22 - Dec 20 |
| Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep because
the white sheep trade is alive and well
in 21st century. |
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Cancer |
June 22 - July 22 |
| Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, kissed the
girls and made them cry and made their
parents file sexual harassment lawsuits. |
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Capricorn |
Dec 21 - Jan 20 |
Mary, Mary quite contrary how does your
garden grow?
With fluorescent lamps and pH controlled
soil this marijuana crop will be ready in
2½ months. |
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Leo |
July 23 - Aug 22 |
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This line doesn't rhyme,
I guess that makes me an artist |
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Aquarius |
Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
| Rub a dub-dub, three men in a tub,
why are you watching gay porno? |
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Virgo |
Aug 23 - Sept 22 |
| Incey Wincey spider climbed up the water
spout, He then began to snipe at the mall
dwellers with his high-powered rifle.
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Pisces |
Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
| Jack Sprat could eat no fat because he
had cystic fibrosis, his wife could eat
no lean because she was a fat chick. |
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