Welcome to TCL's mince page.
Mince ( ground-up cow ) is very good
for you. It is high in vitamin M ( for mince ).
Beans are high in vitamin B ( for
beans ), and rice is high in vitamin R ( for obvious reasons
).
Coke is essential for washing down your
mince-gruel, as your stomach acids
cannot complete the job of digesting
it alone and require help.
One can tell if one has had a good meal
of gruel when one feels like throwing up.
Here a several recipes based around mince
and other ingredients.
All require certain fundamental tools:
a wok, barbeque, spatula, sieve, large pot, straining spoon, arms, legs
etc...
MINCE-AND-BEANS GRUEL
1 Kilo of cheap beef mince.
1 150g sachet of spicy taco mince flavouring
powder
1 420g can of baked beans
1/3 jar of dolmio
(1) Lightly oil wok and bring turbines
to charring heat
(2) Throw mince in wok, brown the mince
(3) Add beans and dolmio
(4) Beat into submission
(5) Stir in spicy taco mince flavouring
powder
(9) Test on someone else
(10) Serve with loaf and large ammounts
of coke
( Serves6 )
MINCE-BEANS-AND-RICE GRUEL
1 Kilo of cheap beef mince
1 cup of white rice
1 420g can of baked beans
1 150g sachet of spicy mince flavouring
powder
half a jar of dolmio
and no eggs...
(1) Lightly oil and heat wok
(2) Half fill large pot with water and
boil
(3) Throw mince into wok, and brown
(4) Throw rice into pot
(5) Stir the beans, dolmio into the mince
(6) Add a cup of water to the mince
(7) Pour sachet of flavouing into mince
and simmir until water has evaporated
(8) Remove small insects from the rice
(9) Strain rice and fold into mince
(13) Serve with pasty white bread and
large ammounts of coke
( Serves 6 - 8 )
MEXICAN-MINCE-AND-BEANS GRUEL
Take a large baking arena and cover bottom
with taco corn chips and grated cheese.
Make the mince-and-beans gruel with twice
the sachet flavouring, and pour into the baking arena.
Bake at a medium heat until desperate.
Serve on a trampoline, with many lots
of coke and more corn chips for good measure.
( Serves more than 3 )
MEXICAN-MINCE-CON-CARNE-CHOWMEIN-RISOTTO-FLAMBEY
Make mince-beans-and-rice gruel as usual,
except add another sachet of mince flavouring and 3 raw eggs.
Season with chilli powder and salt until
your arteries harden.
Serve with an ambulance.
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