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Directory: /home/david Shell: /bin/bash Last login Fri Dec 23 11:11 (NZDT) on pts/4 from vlan102.guard-dog.acsdata.net.nz No mail. No project. .plan: David the Code-Monkey (2nd level Programmer) Strength: 8 Dexterity: 10 Constitution: 5 Intelligence: 9 Wisdom: 3 Charisma: 0 Hitpoints: 4/4 Mana: 5/5 21 June 2002 ------------------------------------------------ Eggs Baked beans Bananas Rubbish bags Hair fudge Tweezers Lube 15 October ------------------------------------------------ Today i plan to fill the empty spaces 3 June ------------------------------------------------ That gtk mud client is a bit screwed Keeps coredumping on me, well it would if gnome let it coredump instead of asking me if i want to send a bug report to myself because maybe i am that retarded. Released QuakeMUD v1.5b Working on the net-code for kommanda spleen Which is now being written in c++ Oh yeah, why the fuck does vi act completely differently on each machine i run it on. Drink of the day (tm) `The drink with no name' 1 Quart Scotch Whisky 2 Quarts freshly squeazed milk Put in a barrel, top with cotton candy. Feed to the homeless. 29 Aug ------------------------------------------------ DM: Okay, there's a small party of furious orcs charging at you. Roll for initiative. God: NO DM: Fine I'll roll for you, God: OKAY DM: You go first. God: LIGHTNING BOLT 6 Aug ------------------------------------------------ Working on a gtk mud client Drink of the day (tm) `Mars Polar Lander' 1 count white chocolate liqueur 1 ice cube, crushed fill with red sambuca 12 May ------------------------------------------------ Wrote QuakeMUD v0.1a a mud style quake game. still working on the mud library. 20 April ------------------------------------------------ Made arms agreement with small facist third world nation. Manufacturing super-warriors for the invasion. Found all but 1 of the 11 secret herbs and spices. Completing construction of hideout in remote pacific island (Skull Island, noone will suspect a thing). Todo: Infiltrate united nations. Control world media. Choose a better costume (pink isn't as fearsome as I first thought) Recruit more evil henchmen. 3:41 October the 18 ------------------------------------------------ Finally, my socket code is beginning to work. Implemented a socket primitive that has a send queue and performs non-blocking socket IO using the glib IO polling in a glib main loop. Rewrote socket primitive to be more versatile ( and primitive ). Dalnet is splitting again. `Tequila Super Nova' 1 oz two worms tequila 1 oz orange liqueur slash of lemon juice 4 drops of tobasco sauce 8:31 Wednesday September the 22 ------------------------------------------------ Anouncing, "8 Bit Hits volume 1" a compilation CD of famous cyberspace hits from popular artists. Only US $21.95 + pnp. Track - Song Title - Artist/Band 000 - No route to my true love - System V 001 - Connection refused - Hacker Joe 010 - man woman - the Alert-Bell Tones 011 - kill -9 me - core 100 - halt - Administrator 101 - zImage in D minor - the devices 110 - Host not found - TCP/IP 111 - 0 9-17 * * 1-5 work - Polly Darton also, evil drink of the day: 'Fuck I'm not drinking that shit' 20ml vodka, 1 cube of beef OXO, 2 oz red sambuca season with parmesan 11:48 Sunday July the 11th ------------------------------------------------ Added a Horoscope page to the website. Drink of the past few months 'Not very deadly nightshade' 50ml vodka 3 oz Chasseur 1 oz lemonade 11:03 Friday the yAY! ------------------------------------------------ Undrinkable Real drink of the day 'Mexican Dog-shit(tm)' 1 part vodka 1 part baileys 3 pars ginger beer Drink before it goes solid 21:52 Sunday the Graham's 21st ------------------------------------------------ Drinkable Drink of the Day(tm) 'Under the Reaper's Scythe' 2 parts vault 88 2 parts lemonade 1 part Purple Death Drink, repeat if necessary. 17:23 Thursday the Christmas Eve ------------------------------------------------ Drinkable Drink of the Day(tm) 1 Tijuana Mex Drink the 1st minute of the 16th hour of the 11th day of the 12th month of the 1998th year A.D ------------------------------------------------ Commenced work on an image editor for Kommanda Spleen. Drinkable Drink of the Day(tm) 1 Havana Gold Drink the 27th minute of the 18th hour of the 5th day of the 12th month of the 1998th year A.D ------------------------------------------------ Commenced work om Kommanda Spleen again. Expect to see hype and then a disappointing change in plan. Drinkable Drink of the Day(tm) 'Slimy Mary' 1 cup hot brazillian coffee 2 shots Canterbury Cream, Swiss Chocolate Stir with straw, sip 11:01pm, something'th day of the fuck'd if i know ------------------------------------------------- Drink of the Day(tm) (Yeah i know, it's all been a _really_ big day oKAY!) 'Eyes water Ears bleed' 1 part tourpentine 1 part Anti-freeze 3 parts McAndrews Shortbread 2 parts gelatin Serve on a stick, keep out of reach of children 14:10, 6th Day of You Know What ------------------------------------------------- Last night i dreamt that my old primary school had been converted into a type of open air surgery. people were being hacked up, sticked back together i went there to get some strepsils and a panadol. they didnt have any. the guy behind me in the line had to have his head cut in half. anyway noone would serve me so i god bored and pinched a clever that someone was going to use. i ran around the grounds for a while. then i got bored and gave the cleaver back. the owner was relieved. i went home. i also dreamt of some crime fighting fish. i tought one of them how to harmonize. im wearing a matternity shirt i havent confirmed this, but im sure of it i put the pieces together a few months ago 1) it has buttons on the left side 2) it's enormous 3) mum had it i cant remember what i was doing when at the time, but one day i said to myself "My god, im wearing a matternity shirt"? ive committed myself to it already. i always forget what it is when i put it on. i wonder if people i walk past on the sidewalk think to themselves "Wow, she's recovered well" day after --------- Dont drink the drink of yesterday, its evil. last line of the recipe should read 'dont serve' this has been a public service announcement 18:19, 11th Sept, Day of you know what and you know where and you know why ------------------------------------------------- Executed a nice move yesterday, now dubbed the 'Ski jump over a hill' which ive tried several times to repeat today in the hope of perfecting it and adding it to my arsenal ( of currently one move, dubbed 'twistie stick' ). Peace everyone. Drink of the Day (tm): "Nectar of the Dogs" 4 parts White wine 1 part Gordans Gin 2 part tonic water serve. 0:22am, 5th Sept, Day of extreme procrastination, 5th Sept ------------------------------------------------- Handed my violin in today to be restringed, and the bow to be rehaired Coding priority now is a nice version of Kurts Quest ( i'm ashamed of the old code ) Drink of the Day (tm): ( also a real life drinkable drink ) "Hairless Snail" 3 parts White Wine 2 parts Pineaple juice ( failing that, any juice other than black currant shoult work ) serve cold Yay tests next week *study* later 18:23, Day of procrastination, 11th August ------------------------------------------------ 7 day's til KoRN!!!!!!!! work on Chaos Theory has been suspended as of the commencement of trimester 2 of Varsity. Development will re-commence in a few weeks. Computer Science due in tomorrow :( Must do that first. Drink of the Day (tm): ( this time a real life drinkable drink ) 1 part Rossi D'asiago Green Melon Snaps 1 part Pacific Punch with Apple Base Just Juice 3 parts Schweppes Lemonade 1 straw 1 glass Serve cold 21:17, Day of torential rain, 1st July ------------------------------------------------ A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month. Drew some sprites for some weapons & their ammo. Should try putting them in the game now, and writing some weapon code. New weapons: Spanner Board with a nail through it (Gareth insisted) Rifle ('Default' weapon, ammoless) Anti-matter ball launcher Must draw lots of different explosion animations. |