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Login: david Name: David Wynn
Directory: /home/david Shell: /bin/bash
Last login Fri Sep 15 23:20 (NZST) on pts/2 from 114.110.37.200
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David the Code-Monkey (2nd level Programmer)

Strength: 8
Dexterity: 10
Constitution: 5
Intelligence: 9
Wisdom: 3
Charisma: 0
Hitpoints: 4/4
Mana: 5/5

21 June 2002
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Eggs
Baked beans
Bananas
Rubbish bags
Hair fudge
Tweezers
Lube

15 October
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Today i plan to fill the empty spaces

3 June
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That gtk mud client is a bit screwed
Keeps coredumping on me, well it would if gnome
let it coredump instead of asking me if i want to
send a bug report to myself because maybe i am
that retarded.

Released QuakeMUD v1.5b

Working on the net-code for kommanda spleen
Which is now being written in c++

Oh yeah, why the fuck does vi act completely
differently on each machine i run it on.

Drink of the day (tm)

`The drink with no name'
1 Quart Scotch Whisky
2 Quarts freshly squeazed milk
Put in a barrel, top with cotton candy.
Feed to the homeless.

29 Aug
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DM: Okay, there's a small party of furious orcs charging at you. Roll for initiative.
God: NO
DM: Fine I'll roll for you,
God: OKAY
DM: You go first.
God: LIGHTNING BOLT

6 Aug
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Working on a gtk mud client

Drink of the day (tm)

`Mars Polar Lander'
1 count white chocolate liqueur
1 ice cube, crushed
fill with red sambuca

12 May
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Wrote QuakeMUD v0.1a
a mud style quake game.
still working on the mud library.

20 April
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Made arms agreement with small facist third world nation.
Manufacturing super-warriors for the invasion.
Found all but 1 of the 11 secret herbs and spices.
Completing construction of hideout in remote pacific island (Skull Island, noone will suspect a thing).
Todo:
Infiltrate united nations.
Control world media.
Choose a better costume (pink isn't as fearsome as I first thought)
Recruit more evil henchmen.

3:41 October the 18
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Finally, my socket code is beginning to work.
Implemented a socket primitive that has a send queue
and performs non-blocking socket IO using the glib IO polling
in a glib main loop.
Rewrote socket primitive to be more versatile ( and primitive ).
Dalnet is splitting again.

`Tequila Super Nova'
1 oz two worms tequila
1 oz orange liqueur
slash of lemon juice
4 drops of tobasco sauce

8:31 Wednesday September the 22
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Anouncing, "8 Bit Hits volume 1" a compilation
CD of famous cyberspace hits from popular artists.
Only US $21.95 + pnp.

Track - Song Title - Artist/Band
000 - No route to my true love - System V
001 - Connection refused - Hacker Joe
010 - man woman - the Alert-Bell Tones
011 - kill -9 me - core
100 - halt - Administrator
101 - zImage in D minor - the devices
110 - Host not found - TCP/IP
111 - 0 9-17 * * 1-5 work - Polly Darton

also, evil drink of the day:

'Fuck I'm not drinking that shit'
20ml vodka,
1 cube of beef OXO,
2 oz red sambuca
season with parmesan

11:48 Sunday July the 11th
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Added a Horoscope page to the website.
Drink of the past few months

'Not very deadly nightshade'
50ml vodka
3 oz Chasseur
1 oz lemonade

11:03 Friday the yAY!
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Undrinkable Real drink of the day

'Mexican Dog-shit(tm)'
1 part vodka
1 part baileys
3 pars ginger beer

Drink before it goes solid

21:52 Sunday the Graham's 21st
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Drinkable Drink of the Day(tm)

'Under the Reaper's Scythe'
2 parts vault 88
2 parts lemonade
1 part Purple Death

Drink, repeat if necessary.

17:23 Thursday the Christmas Eve
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Drinkable Drink of the Day(tm)

1 Tijuana Mex

Drink

the 1st minute of the 16th hour of the 11th day of the 12th month of the
1998th year A.D
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Commenced work on an image editor for Kommanda Spleen.

Drinkable Drink of the Day(tm)

1 Havana Gold

Drink

the 27th minute of the 18th hour of the 5th day of the 12th month of the
1998th year A.D
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Commenced work om Kommanda Spleen again. Expect to see hype and then
a disappointing change in plan.

Drinkable Drink of the Day(tm)

'Slimy Mary'

1 cup hot brazillian coffee
2 shots Canterbury Cream, Swiss Chocolate

Stir with straw, sip

11:01pm, something'th day of the fuck'd if i know
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Drink of the Day(tm)
(Yeah i know, it's all been a _really_ big day oKAY!)

'Eyes water Ears bleed'

1 part tourpentine
1 part Anti-freeze
3 parts McAndrews Shortbread
2 parts gelatin

Serve on a stick, keep out of reach of children

14:10, 6th Day of You Know What
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Last night i dreamt that my old primary school had been converted into a type of open air
surgery. people were being hacked up, sticked back together
i went there to get some strepsils and a panadol.
they didnt have any.
the guy behind me in the line had to have his head cut in half.
anyway noone would serve me so i god bored and pinched a clever that someone was going to use.
i ran around the grounds for a while.
then i got bored and gave the cleaver back.
the owner was relieved.
i went home.
i also dreamt of some crime fighting fish.
i tought one of them how to harmonize.


im wearing a matternity shirt
i havent confirmed this, but im sure of it
i put the pieces together a few months ago
1) it has buttons on the left side
2) it's enormous
3) mum had it
i cant remember what i was doing when at the time, but one day i said to myself "My god, im wearing a matternity shirt"?
ive committed myself to it already. i always forget what it is when i put it on.
i wonder if people i walk past on the sidewalk think to themselves "Wow, she's recovered well"

day after
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Dont drink the drink of yesterday, its evil.
last line of the recipe should read 'dont serve'
this has been a public service announcement

18:19, 11th Sept, Day of you know what and you know where and you know why
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Executed a nice move yesterday, now dubbed the 'Ski jump over a hill'
which ive tried several times to repeat today in the hope of perfecting it
and adding it to my arsenal ( of currently one move, dubbed 'twistie stick' ).
Peace everyone.

Drink of the Day (tm):
"Nectar of the Dogs"
4 parts White wine
1 part Gordans Gin
2 part tonic water
serve.

0:22am, 5th Sept, Day of extreme procrastination, 5th Sept
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Handed my violin in today to be restringed, and the bow to be rehaired
Coding priority now is a nice version of Kurts Quest ( i'm ashamed of the old code )

Drink of the Day (tm): ( also a real life drinkable drink )
"Hairless Snail"
3 parts White Wine
2 parts Pineaple juice ( failing that, any juice other than black currant shoult work )
serve cold

Yay tests next week
*study*
later

18:23, Day of procrastination, 11th August
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7 day's til KoRN!!!!!!!!
work on Chaos Theory has been suspended as of the commencement of trimester 2 of Varsity.
Development will re-commence in a few weeks.

Computer Science due in tomorrow :( Must do that first.

Drink of the Day (tm): ( this time a real life drinkable drink )
1 part Rossi D'asiago Green Melon Snaps
1 part Pacific Punch with Apple Base Just Juice
3 parts Schweppes Lemonade
1 straw
1 glass
Serve cold

21:17, Day of torential rain, 1st July
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A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month. Drew some sprites for some
weapons & their ammo. Should try putting them in the game now, and writing some
weapon code. New weapons:
Spanner
Board with a nail through it (Gareth insisted)
Rifle ('Default' weapon, ammoless)
Anti-matter ball launcher

Must draw lots of different explosion animations.