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DeadBeef ( "Party at my place."
  • Server Administrator
  • Keeper of the Holy Temple (the shed)
  • Once killed a 4cm insect with a single mattress
  • Lies
  • Fixing someone's $!@%^& Windows® machine
  • Sleeping
Kismet ( "Im just throwing up, I'll be with you in a minute."
  • Drink-of-the-Day(tm)
  • Master Chef
  • Secret Identity is Mr Hand
  • Damn Lies
  • Wearing Black
  • Horoscopes
Catch22 ( "Don't touch me."
  • CGI Scripts
  • Don't talk to me either
  • Suggestions for questions/answers in the web poll
  • Propoganda
  • Human Styrofoam
  • Nothing
Anything else should be directed to ( or alternatively you can come harass/stalk us in #osoal on DALnet.