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MatNarl [31.184.238.248] Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 5.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/49.0.2623.112 Safari/537.36
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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64; rv:15.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/15.0.1
If thou invoke the persons.. on Friday 26th of June 10:48 AM, 2015 (
graham@osoal.org.nz)

... then they shall respond.

My god, I haven't posted here since 2007. I'm old now.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/43.0.2357.124 Safari/537.36
Definitely HUMAN on Friday 19th of June 1:51 PM, 2015 (
lincoln@osoal.org.nz)

Whirr, click, click, click, clank, err I mean hello fellow persons.

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ttttt Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/30.0.1599.66 Safari/537.36
Your ntp server could be overloaded on Monday 21st of October 12:12 PM, 2013 (
ttttt@yopmail.com)

Hello,

You ntp server 202.21.137.10 is in the oceania.pool.ntp.org list.

But it's overloaded, sometimes I get the message "202.21.137.10 rate limit response from server."


Thanks

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Matt [2001:44b8:62:80:bc11:5299:9045:91a4] Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1b2) Gecko/20081201 Firefox/3.1b2
Hello on Wednesday 25th of February 5:18 PM, 2009

Anybody still alive?

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux x86_64; en-US; rv:1.9) Gecko/2008061017 Firefox/3.0
First IPv6 post? on Wednesday 9th of July 7:26 PM, 2008 (
spam@osoal.org.nz)

New web server, new internet protocol, new co-location room, same old crap =)

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686 (x86_64); en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060425 SUSE/1.5.0.3-7 Firefox/1.5.0.3
Coz I can on Thursday 22nd of February 1:47 PM, 2007 (
graham@osoal.org.nz)

I seriously doubt that ANYONE ever comes here any more. but on the off-chance that there is a visitation from someone other than myself...

'NOODLES!!!!'

I hast spoken.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Wednesday 1st of December 12:44 AM, 2004 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

f1rz7 p0s7 1n 0v3r 4 y34r !@#$@!#!!@#

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
we sure did leave a mess around here ernie on Tuesday 25th of March 8:57 PM, 2003

does anyone still exist?

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Catch22 Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.3a) Gecko/20021212
π on Wednesday 22nd of January 10:09 PM, 2003 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

The word `osoal' exists at index 1028893300 in π, It appears alot sooner than the word `god.' Amen.

http://pi.nersc.gov/

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The Woodster 203-79-102-94.tnt14.paradise.net.nz[203.79.102.94] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
fun things on Friday 10th of January 12:00 AM, 2003 (
stu@milktwosugars.com)

Can I draw your attention to:
http://www.b3ta.com - I know it suits your sense of humour

Woodster

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 24th of December 8:16 PM, 2002

Christmas.... the time for beer, car accidents and homicidal axe-wielding neighbours dressed in $2 shop Santa suits.

"Deck the halls with streams of blood, fa la la la laaah, la laa la laaah"

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Clueless Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/3.0.0; Linux)
what i was actually hoping to find... on Saturday 21st of December 8:53 PM, 2002

what i was actually hoping to find, was a site to download SuSE8 updates in NZ

anyone got any clues?

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Clueless Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/3.0.0; Linux)
ha.. whats this then??? on Saturday 21st of December 8:28 PM, 2002 (
not@me)

OK i stumbled accross this from linux.paradise.net.nz and it seems to be a bit of a work in progress...

so whats the story?
is this intended for the geek masses?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2b) Gecko/20021029 Phoenix/0.4
no subject on Friday 1st of November 1:34 PM, 2002

hello

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Friday 9th of August 11:16 AM, 2002

is there going to be a partay at the House 'o Fun?? That would be cool. Give us the perfect excuse to play lots of HACK, drink lots of BEER, hopefully watch some funny CARTOONS.

yeah.

and thats how it is.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:28 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

um, ok so aparently we're having a party on the 11th of august at the roxburgh house of fun, so if yall turn up I will try not to hit you with a hammer.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:14 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

where can i get a cafe latte with
a sliver of fresh ginger, cinnamon and star anise

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 24th of July 2:22 PM, 2002

theres a post on slashdot about someone making a cookbook for liunx users... i thought you guys might want to send in the recipe for Gruel(tm).... it might be kinda funny if other people kill their insides with it too... *grin*

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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs...... shakesbeare.com[210.8.244.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
maharG! on Saturday 13th of July 6:15 PM, 2002

I know someone whos looking for you.... run away! run away!

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
no subject on Friday 28th of June 12:02 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

Umm...

...party!

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The mini-golfer formerly known 202-49-249-99.cable2.linuxnet.co.nz[202.49.249.99] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 10th of June 11:20 PM, 2002 (
sibleychri@scs.vuw.ac.nz)

thats right you god damned estro-pup!

yeah.

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Estro on Tuesday 4th of June 6:50 PM, 2002

God Damn it! The Estro-pup has returned. Soon it will be your turn little duck!

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Catch22 Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.0rc2) Gecko/20020510
CA on Tuesday 4th of June 10:32 AM, 2002 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

Hey kids accept my CA certificate

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
no subject on Friday 17th of May 11:25 AM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

Muahhaahaha

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 14th of April 9:06 PM, 2002

cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut

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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
sam is the man of cryptic i am on Thursday 11th of April 11:23 AM, 2002 (
chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)

who let the duck out?
s'uup to da cheese

greetz to the colonel
hail the eggs

scull mother olaf
yo estro-pup

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.8) Gecko/20020204
no subject on Sunday 31st of March 12:53 AM, 2002

Fruit Fucker 2000....

dont move, I'm almost done...

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Buttons 202-0-32-133.paradise.net.nz[202.0.32.133] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Thursday 28th of March 11:37 PM, 2002

Yay! Citylink!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Revised birthday stuff... on Thursday 21st of March 7:36 PM, 2002

Due to popular request, drinikes for my birthday will now be held on Saturday nite, same time, same channel. The more the better, but if there is less, more beer for me!!

Such things are allowed on ones birthday.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Birthday Drinkies. on Wednesday 20th of March 9:05 PM, 2002

Yes.
My birthday is tomorrow. And to mark this less-than-auspicious occasion, there will hopefully be drinks and tunez at Heath & dAvE's place this coming Friday night (22nd). All those who are even only slightly interested in coming, please follow your base instinct, and arrived at aforemontioned abode sometime in the evening. I'm not actually sure what time yet, but around the 'acceptible' time will be tolerated.

This IS necessary.

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McYeast 1Cust40.tnt2.reno.nv.da.uu.net[63.46.83.40] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.2-2 i686)
whoa nelly on Tuesday 19th of March 11:03 AM, 2002 (
tahoe@tahoe.com)

Anyone remeber who Mc yeast is. I was told that I must comment on this page or be killed by Kismet.

So now I hope I wont be killed.

And who did let the Ducks out?

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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
duck on Wednesday 13th of March 2:31 PM, 2002 (
chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)

who let the duck out?

oow, oow, oow, oow-oow

who let the duck out?

oow, oow, oow, oow-oow

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Saturday 9th of March 12:17 PM, 2002

check out the StarWars guitar stuff on slashdot.org... tiz cool.

on a wee side note... Mystery Men was going off. Very very cool

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Thursday 7th of March 11:24 PM, 2002

The time is near...

The hour is upon us...

Soon the good and eeevil of this world will come together....

And drink.

Bring forth the rave!!!
Bring forth the ale!!!

It has begun......

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 6th of March 10:21 PM, 2002

Help fight the ego....
The hero's and villian's are gathering...
Who will prevail?
Who will be vanquished?

Time moves towards the reckoning.

Are you prepared?

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 5th of March 9:49 PM, 2002

49:44:35

49:44:42

49:44:50

49:43:04

...

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Believers of unhappiness BEWARE!! on Monday 4th of March 7:10 PM, 2002

Seeking eeevil doers and miscreants, he dispenses justice and peace, and some awful one liners along the way.
Who is he, you ask? And why does he come?

Friday, my friends....

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
heh on Monday 4th of March 2:53 PM, 2002

i find it really fucked up that XP Pro is being touted as the next big upgrade that we should pay a couple of hundred bucks for....but its only a .1 release.

fuck you microsoft.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
are you sure you're safe.....? on Sunday 3rd of March 6:00 PM, 2002

From the ashes of the toothdecay... comes a new breed of hero. Born into the hardships of life in the tent cities, he seeks to protect those who are needy, and eat more lunch. Fearlessly, he wanders the land, making sure its the putting right that counts... as long as he dosent have to count himself.

Who is this stranger, and what is his purpose??

The answers you seek will all be revealed on Friday.....

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Yay! on Saturday 2nd of March 11:43 PM, 2002

Incubus concert in March!! Yay!

Tool Concert in April!! Yay! and they're even coming to Wellington this time!

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Saty host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0b; Windows NT 5.0; .NET CLR 1.0.2914)
Missile Shortage on Thursday 28th of February 4:14 AM, 2002 (
davidj@goldweb.com.au)

Now that the war on terrorism has been as swift and comprehensive as the war on drugs, we're forced to go to holland to indulge our desires. I can reccomend Hakeem's Hash and Harriets in Groenigan and Abdul Sharif's bongs n bombs of Amsterdam.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Sunday 24th of February 2:03 PM, 2002

Yay Cuba Street!!


I love this city
*Big hug*

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 17th of February 4:03 PM, 2002

Remember... Only Users Lose Drugs

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 4th of February 11:46 PM, 2002

VOTE KRAG!!!

I hate moving boxes.
I find it wholly dissatisfying.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 30th of January 1:44 PM, 2002

This is YOUR Cemetary.
If you witness SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOUR
call the LOCAL AUTHORITIES
IMMEDIATELY.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
no subject on Monday 21st of January 4:19 PM, 2002

BDO was kewl.

the end.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
things that go *ping* on Sunday 30th of December 3:09 PM, 2001

Far away, in the land of Syd,
there lives a pinecone called Mid.

Mid is fair, Mid is free,
and completly at home in his tree.

There then came a nasty BugBear,
malicious and without a care.

He came to the tree,
and demanded his fee.

Mid was frightful and awfully sad,
he really did think this BugBear was bad.

"No!", said Mid, with his bark on his hips,
but the Bugbear was firm, and put out the hits.

With a crash and a smash, poor Mid was broken,
and many a word of hurt from BugBear was spoken.

With teeth gnashing, and claws glinting, the BugBear was full of fun,
and poor Mid was nearly done.

But then, from the trees came an inflatable Moose,
running like a train gone loose.

The BugBear was bewildered and confused,
who was this Moose, and was he to be abused.

Moose slapped BugBear in the face with a Stuffed Fish (tm),
and little tiny Mid got his wish.

Glory to all pinecones like Mid,
who live in the fair land of Syd.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Friday 21st of December 6:21 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

i have an abundance of mince

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
meher baba speaks! on Saturday 15th of December 9:54 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

Do you ever feel like the only intelligent conversation you have all day is with the bottom of a bottle at 3am?
Do you ever get in the mood for pain?
Do you ever start fights you know you'll lose just to gratify your sub concious masochism and self hatred?
Do you ever stand up and wish everything would fade to a point where it was so unrecognisable and incomprehensable that your current fears, unhappinesses and insecurities would no longer be applicable?
Yeah well.
I code procedurally for jesus.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:17 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

you better get ready wellingtown
im coming for YOU!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 4th of December 11:13 PM, 2001

One of Lifes little Ditties...

"Be nice to your chickens, or suffer a painfull, long-drawn out death from blocked
pores... to be administered by Mr. Bear"

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 11:09 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

Man must sit in chair
with mouth open for
very long time
before roast duck fly in.

- Chinese proverb

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mobtek Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/2.2.1; en)
re: smoos on Friday 30th of November 12:32 PM, 2001 (
lordwang@smoo.org)

Which cartoon show had smoo's in it? It was something up there with Meatballs and Spahgetti, its taking over my mind!

narf mobtek

ps: masterfoods chilli beans in a can are evil

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Wednesday 21st of November 10:09 PM, 2001

Sorbet

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
drink of the day on Wednesday 21st of November 9:35 PM, 2001

"This is what I have left in the fridge"

1 count vodka
ice
lemonade
some drops of this sour lemon shit i have (you could try lime if you live on THE EDGE, or if you grew up on THE EDGE!, or at least if your family went there regularly for vacation)

drink

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hmmm..Iforget [192.195.12.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Statistics New Zea
hello on Wednesday 21st of November 5:45 PM, 2001 (
me@seeifthisworks.com)

Cartoons good

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
death and taxes on Thursday 15th of November 11:09 PM, 2001 (
help.me@please.now)

what if i refuse. eh? EH??? bloddy hell, you all think i'm some kind of alcoholic sponge?? fek. a curse on all your carrots!!!!!

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Absinthe and Canadians on Tuesday 13th of November 7:09 PM, 2001 (
Die-Rednecks@hotmail.com)

This friday 16th.
Party at 39 Roxburgh St.
Bring something to Kill a Canadian
(preferably Alcoholic)

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
party on Saturday 10th of November 5:53 PM, 2001

at the flat sat 10th at like night time or
something bring beer drink beer die
we have couches

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
fek on Wednesday 31st of October 8:36 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

i too must applaud the cartooning... if only i could find my hands...

i know i left them here... somewhere....

"boris, did u steal my hands again??"

fucken wench...

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sw (compatible; MSIE 7.5; Windows NT 6.0)
back to the future on Friday 26th of October 1:34 PM, 2001

i seem to have been transported some years into the future, but it looks like windows 2010 is still using the NT4 codebase.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 25th of October 12:07 PM, 2001

And on a completely unrelated note...

Mighty fine cartoon action happening lately... You are to be applauded.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide on Wednesday 24th of October 3:43 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

The following is fiction. And by that, I mean fact. This is what happened when I took DXM on the weekend in canberra. Executive summary - Dont do it!

I drank 2 bottles of robo DX, approx 1.2 grams of DXM. Then, walked into belconnen mall. For some reason, people irritated me if they didnt hail my presence as they past, so I started cursing them. I had this ability to cast spells and was throwing blesses, curses, fireballs and other D&D style shit all over the mall. Then we went to the lake and I lay on the grass tripping, talking about the "pillar of caddis" and "hacker voltron" which was comprised of 2 longnecks, rather than lions. One longneck was memory segment, the other was format string. At this point we came across a group of scouts and something possessed me to ask the scout master if he'd like me to suck his dick. I dont think he replied. about this point I lost the ability to speak, and simply flailed around screaming and grunting incoherrently. DXM gives you extreme disassociation and I had little idea who I was, what I was doing, and how causality worked. A jogger went past and I got down on my knees and worshipped him as he ran off. About 4 hours later I snapped out of it. DXM is messy.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
rabbit ears? on Thursday 18th of October 2:20 AM, 2001

this is terrifying. ugh.
http://www.dymocks.com.au/asp/full_details.asp?isbn=0733614817

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
general notice on Wednesday 17th of October 5:58 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

word'up

this is a general notice to whoever really cares...
i get back to NZ on the 13th november, and there is going to be one hell of a big party on friday 16th november, at a place in wellington. (i have no idea where, but when i find out, i'll let u all know).
everyone is invited... bring beer, tunez... and beer.

werd

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
jorm: the livejournal on Tuesday 16th of October 2:06 AM, 2001

http://www.livejournal.com/users/cuntgobble

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 8:30 PM, 2001

first post

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:24 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
<BR><BR>
> bc -l<BR>
bc 1.06<BR>
155/4.40<BR>
35.22727272727272727272
<BR><BR>
That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
<BR><BR>
The moral of this story is simple:
<BR>
Everyone is really fucked in the head.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:23 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
<BR><BR>
> bc -l<BR>
bc 1.06<BR>
155/4.40<BR>
35.22727272727272727272
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That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
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The moral of this story is simple:
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Everyone is really fucked in the head.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 27th of September 9:01 AM, 2001

Hey There...

You guys have probably seen all these before, but for the benefit of those who haven't:


http://panic304r.com/index2.html

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maharG Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win95; U)
and the saga continues... on Sunday 23rd of September 5:38 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

The Adventures of BOO and Moo: Episode II

The Scene: a really crummy LaundroMAT with complimentary hookers and drug dispensing machine (the good kind). Boo is washing his spare sets of fur, and Moo is drooling over a hooker thats teasing him by sucking on the nose of a stuffed cmael. Boo is whistling a wee ditty about the social impoverisment of stuffed rodents.

Enter FatGuy with plastic road-cone stuck to the side of his head: "The end is nigh!! Repent! Repent!!"
Boo: "Frag off!!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky*
Moo: *drool*
ConeHed: "Your life is DEAD! Die like the capitalist pig you are!!"
Boo: "For the last fucking time, I AM NOT A PIG!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky sucky*
Moo: *drrrooOOOOoooollll*
ConeHed: All your life you've worked to pay for fascists and eeeevil doers though taxes and sweat! Rise up and KIll them with your CHAINS!!!"
Boo: "Look butt-munch, RACK OFF!!"
Hooker: *SUCKY SUCKY inhale*

A pause.

Moo: "?"
ConeHed: "Repent?"
Boo: "I'll give u repent, poo-pusher!!"
Hooker: *CHOKE*
Moo: "!"
ConeHed: "Eeevil!! There is eeevil here!"
Boo: "Just shut up and DIE!"
Hooker explodes.

Another pause.

Boo: "Bugga"
Moo: "@#!"
ConeHed: "It is the tool of the DEVIL!!"
Enter 3 legged, 4 eyed dog.. "Hoof 'o Death, hoof 'o Death"
With a steely glint in the eye, Moo leaped gracefully over Boo (in a Jersey kind of way) and with a fluid stike with the Hoof 'o Death, split ConeHed from neck to pelvis. And with an airy toss of the head, promptly shat on the corpse.
Boo: "Good god! That smells!!"
Moo: "I art thine shepard, and thou hast been guided."

^fini^

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maharG Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win95; U)
a bed-tyme storie on Thursday 13th of September 5:39 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

THE ADVENTURES OF Boo AND Moo, Episode I.

The Scene: a warm day, nice trees, the smell of happiness... and the odour of fresh puke on the ground....
Boo: "i love the smell of fresh puke in the morning!!!"
Moo: "."
Boo: "ya know moo, u smell like puke. what, you roll in it or somethin??"
Moo: "."
Boo: "i know!!! you shat it out your ass!!! you have puke for shit!!! HA!"
Moo: "!"
Boo: "now, dont get me wrong, your a nice cow 'n all, but did u have to puke right on my door step??? EH??? YOU FUCKEN INCONSIDERATE PLEBIAN BOVINE MASS OF PUKE-SHIT!!!!!"

In the blink of a flys eye (?), Moo inviscerated Boo with a single swipe of him world-famous 'hoof 'o death'. then, with a mighty ass-release, Moo shat on Boo. it was truly traumatic.
Boo: "mmm mmm MMMM, *choke* guuurrrgle *choke*"
Moo: "dont have a brown, Mister Cow."

^Fini^

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Asama Bin Laden [203.3.121.87] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
TASTE DEATH on Wednesday 12th of September 12:25 PM, 2001

TASTE DEATH YANKEE SCUM!!
I find the whole terrorist thing amusing, I wish there was more violence like this in the world :( It would brighten my day.

Love,
Uncle Asama

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maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
the adventures of 'Boo and Moo' on Saturday 1st of September 5:05 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

resist psychic death...

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
Apparently I am a DVD owner... on Monday 27th of August 4:35 PM, 2001

What makes me a DVD owner and noone else? I don't even have a DVD drive..

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
The Stupid on Monday 27th of August 11:16 AM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

This is SO dodgy!

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
Perisher Spew on Monday 20th of August 12:03 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

I went skiing at perisher blue on the weekend. For those who dont know, im both a skilled skier and prominent member of AA (Alcoholics Aspiring). This resulted in me drinking 15 beers in the morning with some random norweigans I met, then attempting to ski a double black diamond (really fucken steep) run. I am now the proud owner of a sprained ankle, torn knee ligament and shattered reputation, after the next night I got kicked out of mario's pizza restaurant for ordering a "Fettucine with fucking pasta sauce you fat bitch".

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Satyricon proxy1.syd.pacific.net.au[203.27.69.91] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
RHYMEZ^3 on Tuesday 24th of July 12:25 AM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

Behind a 15 inch monitor
dissing my new songs
wanna battle me? with your keystyles and message boards
how about you turn those skills into audio verse
cause 16 heads and one oh two cylinders word
all these niggers in cyberspace
too scared to come out; sunspot'll rip off their fucken face!!!

Mass MC rocks your world.

Im drunk.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hello World on Thursday 12th of July 11:15 PM, 2001

The world is turning on it's end!!

I can write a perl script!

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Government Departments... on Wednesday 4th of July 9:46 AM, 2001

It's not just the NZ government that's clueless about the internet (in fact we're possibly one of the better ones...0 I just got an amusing email from some small department somewhere in the US complaining that someone from Waikato University pinged their firewall machine and attaching a page-long list of questions insisting we tell them who we are, what we do (looking up www.waikato.ac.nz was too much effort for them, or maybe they hadn't upgraded their computers to Mosaic yet?) and a whole lot of other detailed information on our 'business' before we'd be allowed to ping them again.

yAY! :P

--TZS

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Buttons www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
... on Thursday 21st of June 11:26 AM, 2001

Things are getting kinda slow around here.

I check this page every day, hoping for another pearl of wisdom, or something to ponder until tomorrow, But alas, there has been no change.

I might actually have to get a life or something if this keeps up!

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Satyricon proxy4.syd.pacific.net.au[203.27.69.94] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Lyrics on Monday 11th of June 4:38 AM, 2001 (
davidj@unixpac.com.au)

There once was a chick from #teen
who would whine to the ops of her spleen
she claimed marital strife
and fear to go under the knife
so the op was performed by mr. bean.

There once was a super patrol squid
who had far better diction than a kid
by some script kiddies he was dissed
on his reputation they pissed
and ./killed his parent PID

Im drunk.

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MoF0 [203.12.253.167] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
blah blah on Monday 11th of June 3:53 AM, 2001 (
mofo@manbeef.com)

i want a super squid patrol t-shirt i hear he makes
exceptional party dips.

does he like strip and do wang tricks?

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586)
boom on Thursday 7th of June 12:51 PM, 2001 (
davidj@unixpac.com.au)

There once was a man from the hood
who was reputed for pulling his pud
one day having a tug
he got hit by a jug
and that was the end of his 'wood'.

ogin?
assword?

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Buttons whackass.com[203.97.196.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
The maelstrom that is life on Sunday 3rd of June 9:59 AM, 2001

It is always a wonder to me how the human race survives with so much hurt and unhappiness in the world.

And then you have the odd person who comes along to actually inflict that hurt and unhappiness in such as cold, calculated and callous way, that really it just turns your stomach.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
QuakeMUD on Tuesday 22nd of May 8:14 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

QuakeMUD, a stupid little quake themed mud I wrote,
has been running on gnu for almost 1 year. I invite you all to give it a good thrash. You have 8 days.

telnet to gnu.osoal.org.nz:4950

How it works.
Move around just like a regular mud.
Pick up quake style items.
If there are other players in the room you are in,
you will automatically attack those players.
Some weapons can hurt more than one player at a time.

I will post the source soon, after I've packaged it nicely.

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Zen Sandwich whale.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.32] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 4:09 PM, 2001 (
zen@osoal.org.nz)

Actually, the uptime counter overflowed nearly 2 days ago:

[16:04] gnu:[~] % uptime
4:04pm up 1 day, 21:37, 5 users, load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01

So this is a belated happy aniversary. ;)

--TZS

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Zen Sandwich whale.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.32] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 4:08 PM, 2001 (
zen@osoal.org.nz)

Actually, the uptime counter overflowed nearly 2 days ago:

[16:04] gnu:[~] % uptime
4:04pm up 1 day, 21:37, 5 users, load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01

So this is a belated happy aniversary. ;)

--TZS

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maharG-in-Japan [210.229.158.130] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
yay for me on Monday 14th of May 8:53 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

heloo!!! japan is hot, and sticky. and the ppl here are not terribly nice. oh well. flight was ok, food ok. have 3 more waiting hours to go, then 9 more flying hours to go, then Vancouver. i`m getting pretty tired. yay for me.
hav2 go, running out of my 30mins.

talk to u all soon.

.G.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
going away stuff on Thursday 10th of May 11:27 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

so long and thanks for all the fish.
i'll try to come and visit the flat on saturday sometime, when u guys are alive.
and to anyone that i missed in saying goodbye to, goodbye.
i'll see ya'all in 6 months.... i get back on the 13th November, so there will be a coming home party sometime around then, if ppl are willing to partake in such an event.

moo.

.G.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Sunday 29th of April 8:46 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

this is a BIG message to anyone who wants to know.. there will be a going away party at Chris Waights house this Friday nite (5th May), and some drinks in town 'somewhere' for those who cant make it on Friday nite. anyone who wants to come along, please e-mail me, or post here, whatevers good for u. and for those who dont alredy know, the reason for this party is coz i'm going to canada on the 14th May. i'll be there for 6 months, so there has to be some serious drinking done before i go.
anyways, stuff. i hope ppl can come along. oh and, tell everyone u know... the more the merrier!

.G.

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Shakesbeare netcache-c6100.vic-remote.bigpond.net.au[61.9.128.141] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
yay me on Friday 27th of April 12:08 PM, 2001

yay me, traitorous me, semi Australian me. Aussies are weird. They have these bizarre ads for Sprite here. They also have me, yay me.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
fallen angels on Wednesday 25th of April 6:49 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

today, i helped to film on camera, a fallen angel at the taita cemetary. it was quite fun, despite the cold. and if anyone is wondering why i'm telling u all this, it's because i can.

die.

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Tuesday 10th of April 10:49 PM, 2001

Lincoln! You didn't say anything about the email Tim sent you...

any comments?

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Tuesday 10th of April 10:49 PM, 2001

Lincoln! You didn't say anything about the email Tim sent you...

any comments?

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
smith family fridge-magnet fun on Sunday 8th of April 9:17 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

No such thing as the toilet.
Do you think your finger likes it up your nose?
I'll wipe off your face.
Feed the cat to starving children from india.
The dishes dont desvere soap.
Just where are you going spanking your brother?
Go to church, but come home smoking.
Milk because your father hurts.
Eat the dog.
Your room is closed.
I love nice drink.
I am ready to give your naughty underware away to the baby-sitter.
Take off your shoes while doing me in the kitchen.
Sleep behind mister crazy-mind.
Get full of giving.
Play with your vegetables, and have your maid wash your toys.

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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
moo on Sunday 8th of April 6:44 PM, 2001 (
matt@richardsfamily.net)

I finally quit my job. Yay.

I'm leaving, and taking one of their biggest customers with me (hey, I'm an IT Manager now!) and the boss has never been this nice to me. mmm 80 workstations.. where did I put the dnet client...

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
more urban bovine myths... (and moths) on Tuesday 3rd of April 4:55 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

cow. mooing. serenity. peace. grass. chewing. yummy. a shape.... in the sky. curiosity. plane noises. confusion. small egg shapes.... in the sky. more confusion. egg shapes falling. panic. mooing. running. (clenching). screaming. (more clenching). 'exploding!' nosies. oozing. the smell of fresh napalm in the morning. (and some more clenching.... "Hey boy...")

yay for the cows.

FlappyHed

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
Interior decorating on Tuesday 3rd of April 1:07 AM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

There isnt much else I can say... http://www.lilek s.com/institute/interiors/bhg/index.html

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Monday 2nd of April 11:47 PM, 2001

brraaaaiiiins?

There's definitely some updating to be done around here :P

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
urban bovine storys on Thursday 29th of March 5:34 PM, 2001

cow. moo. shotgun. running. mooing. noises. lights. green men. panic. mooing. 'zzaAp!' noise. frying. x-files music.

yay for the cows.

FlappyHed

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Almost worth getting census form for..... on Monday 5th of March 10:39 PM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

http://www.stuf f.co.nz/inl/index/0,1008,681626a10,FF.html

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.18 i686)
All your base are belong to us! on Tuesday 20th of February 10:48 PM, 2001

http://www.planetstarseige.com/allyourbase/

(if you need it, download Shockwave to see the video, it's worth it! :)

You have no chance to survive make your time!

--TZS

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Monday 19th of February 5:19 PM, 2001

Enough with the Dis-embodied Clown heads already!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
yay on Saturday 3rd of February 11:12 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

horrayyy!! i finnally have my pc bak, now i can continue my plan to take over the entire world!!!!
blah blah blah goes everybody

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Thursday 25th of January 5:30 PM, 2001

Why is the internet so broken?

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Satyricon [203.53.38.233] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; SCO_SV 3.2 i386)
! on Thursday 18th of January 2:30 PM, 2001

SCO Browser versions in full effect.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
how many 9's? on Tuesday 9th of January 9:20 PM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

In spite of the best efforts of the local power company, this web server narrowly just avoided a reboot.

[ db@gnu ] [ Tue Jan 9 09:13:57pm ] [ /dev/pts/16 ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
9:19pm up 370 days, 4:16, 13 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
Cartoons! on Tuesday 9th of January 9:10 AM, 2001

Ok!
I think I've figured out the cartoons!

The guy with the funky hair and the squiggle on his shirt that points to the floor is David, The guy with the beer in his hand is Gareth...

And I think Lincoln must be that Cactus dude.

But I don't know who the other people are...


Am I close?!

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Satyricon cfw2.rdc1.nsw.excitehome.net.au[203.164.3.165] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
! on Sunday 7th of January 5:40 AM, 2001 (
davidj@sebs.com.au)

Rhiannon has hairy nipples.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
lack of counter strike...( on Saturday 30th of December 6:01 PM, 2000 (
maharg@zfree,co.nz)

the disticnt lack of killing on this server is disturbing... i find this ovwewhelming emptiyness to be manifest as a hole in the very fabric of my existance, and as such, i have this feeling of being in-complete. hence forth, i find this to be an insult to my humanity and wellbeing....

and enuff of this crap and horseshit, blah, i need a beer.. all of that bittching has made me thirsty. drink lots and be un-merry... bah humbug and all that..

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 10:10 AM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

There will be a counter strike server on gnu.osoal.org.nz on the default port for the next day or so.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
more blah on Monday 25th of December 12:18 AM, 2000 (
blah)

yay for xmas, hope everyone gets drunk...

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
stuff on Saturday 23rd of December 12:16 AM, 2000 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

yes, once again the tyme has come to perform the yearly ritual that is christmas... the agi\ony of waiting in lines... the indecision when bying someone a present... and all of that hooplah. i have found that the best way to deral with this is as follows.... 'blah blah blah.."

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Sieben syd-cache01.one.net.au[203.101.17.53] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Blah on Saturday 16th of December 4:07 AM, 2000 (
Seven@seven.org.au)

Its been a Long time since I've been here

yes it has

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
Love on Thursday 14th of December 5:45 PM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

Flash, I love you! but we only have 14 hours to recompile the kernel on this 4mb 386

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
poll on Monday 4th of December 9:57 PM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

Excellent poll, my congratulations to the chef.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
the great, brave word 'ha' on Monday 4th of December 4:46 PM, 2000 (
moth@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

well, seeing as no one has bothered to post for awhile, i thougt i might share my time with you all. and seeing as we have bean provided with grrreat subject material, let us begin...
the word 'ha' is defined in the Oxford Mini Dictionalry (1988) as follows; ha - int. exclamation of triumph. but, u have to ask yourself, is there an actual reason to use this extraordinary word? well, actually, no. not really. its probably just a waste of space, and alot of peoples time. not to mention, having no point whatsoever.

what the HELL was the reason for me to post this??? who knows!!! who really gives a fuck??

space-wasting........... yay

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Scooby Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
ha on Friday 10th of November 3:16 PM, 2000 (
scooby@linuxnet.co.nz)

ha

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scooby Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
"ha" on Wednesday 8th of November 3:37 PM, 2000 (
scooby@linuxnet.co.nz)

more cartoons please....so I can go "ha" again...I miss "ha"ing

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
ultimate truth for fishy on Tuesday 31st of October 6:11 PM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

changed sense of the page browing mode of the cartoon perl to match the sense of the focused browse mode (next -> newer, previous -> older)

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Slackware on Saturday 28th of October 10:58 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

This is a very nice website.

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Wine on Thursday 12th of October 9:16 AM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

Bring me wine

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Come back jelzekeib, all is forgiven! on Wednesday 11th of October 10:28 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

First post from the microwave link!

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Monday 18th of September 9:22 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Is there anybody.. out there?

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
weird picture. on Friday 15th of September 10:52 PM, 2000 (
colin@osoal.org.nz)

OK, I have to ask. What's the deep symbolism behind the new picture with the guy and the multi-tentacled thing on the front of the website? ;)

--TZS. (Telecom finally installed my Jetstream -line, YaY!)

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
This weeks poll on Thursday 14th of September 11:53 AM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

This weeks poll decided to go AWOL, not sure why probably something to do with the phases of the moon coupled with incompetent site admins. You will have to vote again as all ballots were deleted.

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
*meep* on Wednesday 6th of September 4:36 PM, 2000 (
graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

very nice peolpe thingees on mail page. most excellent.
but now, for the real reason for posting.....
I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA haa.....


ok, so mabey i wont. but today i'll start small. i'll just take over this part of the comments page.

and hop no one will notice me there, creeping in like some cancerous....... cancer-stuff.

"yeah, we gone, peace."

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Tui mouse ad on Monday 4th of September 6:22 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I have captured the text from the end of the tui ad with the mice.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Bored on Saturday 2nd of September 3:49 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

ihug router break
no net connection for me
soon I shall perish

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
speakz on Friday 1st of September 2:56 PM, 2000

i think i will post here until i have taken up the whole short listing of recent comments. it helps to make me belive that i am actually taking over the world.
get some up ya!

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
slience.... on Sunday 13th of August 10:14 PM, 2000 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

where have all the people gone... there is a distinct lack of chatter and items of good humor here nowadays. is there some, sudden, HUGE taboo on this comments page that says that peole are not allowed to speak here, in this, great and, marvellous open forum that the great llamadon has provied for us?

beacuse, remember......

THEY CANT POSSIBLY FUCK UP HAWAIIAN!!!!!!!

peace

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test2 i686)
Dynamic DNS service on Saturday 8th of July 4:03 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

The dyndns service on gnu.osoal.org.nz was accidently 'secured' in the move to its new upstream.

I have opened up port 4242, so clients should be able to connect and update their addresses now.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.15 i686)
New Provider on Thursday 6th of July 10:43 AM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

gnu.osoal.org.nz. has moved from its paradise upstream connection to a cheaper and more flexible connection with IHUG. The bandwidth is expected to go up from 2 megabit some time in the future.

DNS related problems should resolve in the next hour or so. If anything is broken after about lunch time, please send some mail to db@linuxnet.co.nz. with elaborate diagrams of the problem attached in jpeg format.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
New Tui advert on Tuesday 4th of July 10:21 PM, 2000

I managed to capture
The text at the end of the new Tui ad.

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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
yay! on Friday 30th of June 12:01 AM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

yay, I am posting from home.
my gateway box is really broken. it doesn't have traceroute, or ping.

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Gestalte guppy.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.122] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Monday 26th of June 6:03 PM, 2000 (
x@netnet.net.nz)

Where is Kommander Spleen?!

I must know. Take him to me!

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muahaha [210.8.218.252] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
muahahaha on Friday 23rd of June 10:22 PM, 2000

┌─────---─--──-──────---─--──-─────────--- -- -
| DeadBeef (db@yak.osoal.org.nz) (New Zealand)
│ ircname : Lincoln Reid
| channels : #chatzone #teenchat
│ server : auckland.nz.undernet.org (Internet Company of New Zealand)

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
nice... on Wednesday 14th of June 7:28 PM, 2000 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

nice work, agent of death. once again you have stuck fear into the hearts and minds of our enemies....

seriously, i need to borrow your mind to help with a problem of mine. i seem to have broken my modemn in linux ( somehow) and it dosent want to play nice. i tried to call u tonite, btut i just missed u, so if u wantto give me a call whne u get home, (i'll be up till about 11:30), but otherwise i'll try to get hold of u tommorrow.

thanx dood.

G

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-12smp i686)
Fast... on Sunday 11th of June 5:27 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I got this bettween junk-dog.linuxnet.co.nz. and gnu.osoal.org.nz. I believe thats the fastest I've seen a compressed tar transfer bettween two machines.

ftp> get linux-2.2.16.tar.gz
local: linux-2.2.16.tar.gz remote: linux-2.2.16.tar.gz
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for linux-2.2.16.tar.gz (17106471 bytes).
226 Transfer complete.
17106471 bytes received in 1.74 secs (9.6e+03 Kbytes/sec)

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 30th of May 10:15 AM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Waiting for the cable modem installer.
Bored.

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
login.pl on Monday 22nd of May 2:59 PM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

It appears that login.pl was slightly broken and did not allow users to set the comments display mode to 'Nested'. This has now been fixed.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Saturday 20th of May 9:39 PM, 2000 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

fUck iM bEnT!@$# bahahahahhaahh

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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
gamez on Friday 19th of May 4:39 PM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

for a good time telnet to gnu.osoal.org.nz on port 4950

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jam figurehead.outpost.net.au[61.12.26.190] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
wet dirt on Saturday 6th of May 12:46 AM, 2000 (
jhicks@outpost.net.au)

the door is bent
it bangs in the wind
the wind is bent around the ground
the sky is bent around the world
the world is bent around the sun
the sun, around the galaxy
the galaxy around the universe
the universe around God
God, is just bent
I am not
dang

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Satyricon [210.8.218.252] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.5 IP22; Nav)
TUesday on Tuesday 2nd of May 1:10 AM, 2000 (
davidj@documenta.net)

Any of you wollongong flunkies be around tuesday?
me and some of the wtapped.au boys will be coming down.


//Satyricon

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
3D renderings on Monday 1st of May 2:22 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

This is rendered in 3dsmax:

htt p://www.raph.com/3dartists/artgallery/willi1.jpg

Wow.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
apologies.... on Sunday 30th of April 11:49 PM, 2000 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

in my most humblest way, (whatever that may be), i offer my apologise to Mr Anderson, for not being able to attend the festivities that marked the occasion of your birthday. i hope that it all went well, and that there was much rejoycing and vomiting to be had by all. i'm sure that u will send the 'boyz' round to sort my shit out, and i welcome this. well, nuff said.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON, welcome to the older persons establishment.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
1! on Saturday 29th of April 7:18 AM, 2000

yoooooooooooooou can have it ALLLLLLLLLLLLL





my empire of DIIIIIIIIRT


hhhaaaaaaaaaahahah



SW THISTLER
AN EXERCISE IN DRUUUUUUUUUUNK





HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA







WEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE J00000000000000000000000 OOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL










TTHHHHHHHHHHHHHAKK YOU MMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV










JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!











HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHA
THAT GUY
IS GONNA REGRET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!









AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
Lord Of the Unicies on Saturday 29th of April 2:46 AM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

DeadBeef helped me with this.

Three UNIX's (Solaris, SCO, DIGITAL) for the Elven-kings Under the sky,

Seven BSD's (FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD, BSDI, TrustedBSD, 386BSD, 4.4BSD Lite) for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine Linux's (RedHat, Debian, Slackware, Mandrake, Corel, SUSE, Stampede, Bastille, StormX) for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One UNIX for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One UNIX to rule them all, One UNIX to find them,
One UNIX to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,

In the Land of Mordor, where the Shadows lie.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Rant on Wednesday 26th of April 10:31 PM, 2000

Can we have an Easter rant please?

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
dRinK! on Monday 24th of April 2:01 PM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

I want to get drunk tonight

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
Simon on Wednesday 19th of April 6:09 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I must post to wish Mr Anderson well on the 21st aniversary of the date of his birth.

So....

Simon, I wish you well on the 21st aniversary of the date of your birth.

You have successfully thrown yourself at death and missed.

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
*Post!* on Wednesday 19th of April 5:11 PM, 2000

Well someone had too...

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Told you so... on Monday 3rd of April 2:23 PM, 2000

I think this was inevitable:
http://www.infotech.co.nz/april_3/ntpara.html

I'm started to get rather scared by how much stuff Telstra has control of these days, even if they are playing the 'good guys' in this country.

--TZS.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98; DigExt)
Irony on Sunday 2nd of April 11:00 AM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

For your daily dose of irony consult the windows "Getting Started" guide.
Using the mouse is covered on page 105.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
the aftermath on Wednesday 29th of March 9:58 PM, 2000 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

yes, i have actually recovered from my near-death experience on my party. and yes, it did have everyhtingto do with the 'fire water'damn it and its buyers to hell. ahh well, at least everyone else had a good time, and much merriment was enjoyd by all.

i swear i'll never drink anything that i get form lincoln EVER AGAIN!!!!!!

well, that is until the next time there is merriment.

hehehhe

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Windows on Sunday 19th of March 11:07 AM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

For the benefit of the windows using population reading the comments page, I have included a link.

Note: save anything important before visiting it.

=)

Damn i'm bored.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
parte' on Tuesday 14th of March 10:28 PM, 2000 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

this is to anyone who might be concerned...
i am having a wee birthday bash at my flat on the 18th March. The address is 39 Highbury Road, Highbury. if anyone might want to come, send me an email, call me, visit me at work, post on the comments page, or just turn up. anytyme after 7pm is good.

Beer.

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Website... on Saturday 11th of March 1:42 PM, 2000

http://www.under.co.nz


Go there.

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
babble.txt on Wednesday 8th of March 10:57 PM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

One Short Of A Llama is in the process of updating the source file for the fortune cookie message displayed on the front page. Our target is atleast one hundred new messages to bring the total number of lines above five hundred. I have managed to add fifty new messages after a few days work, if you have anything you consider worth including email it/post it in a reply to this message/use smoke signals and jungle drums, whatever to get it to us.

Some examples of the newer 'babbles':

    Time heals all wounds, but it leaves ugly, ugly scars.
    You are the weak link in the food chain
    If you can see this message we have control of your mind


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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686)
Computers of SaTaN!@? on Tuesday 7th of March 4:08 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

http ://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1745.html

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
! on Tuesday 29th of February 11:16 PM, 2000

Morny, Room Serbees, tandjewfa kalling

youlikfor copy? wimill?

toes? donjuan toes? singlish sopping? creasebacon? and strangle ache!

tandjewverymud!

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opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
evil! on Monday 28th of February 5:55 PM, 2000

"dont you, realise, that evil lives in the skin, unrealised"

- System of a down

this albums pretty cool. they had this chick who was possessed on days of our lives today. it was fucking wicked. she had cool grey eyes and spoke in a low tone just like she was possessed! (spelling)

ok thats about all ive done today...
oh yeah yay i got the doors to work properly in starcraft!!

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
FTP on Saturday 26th of February 2:19 AM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I have moved ftp.osoal.org.nz to gnu.

Beer.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
dont try this at home on Sunday 20th of February 1:08 AM, 2000 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

i am really drunk, and this is really hard to do at first, but after you try it, typing isnt erally as hard as you think when your drunk, its just hard to remember to spell things right. the words just seem to flow out of your fingers and into the keyboard... its a rally kool feeling.
my god, i am sooooooooo drunk.
wee the room is spinning

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kismet Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i586; Nav)
come together everyone, and rejoice! on Saturday 19th of February 1:25 AM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila
venis mecha.

Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila
venis mecha.

Hava neranena, hava neranena, hava neranena,
venis mecha.

Hava neranena, hava neranena, hava neranena,
venis mecha.

Uru, uru achim,
uru achim belev sameach,
uru achim belev sameach,
uru achim belev sameach,

uru achim
uru achim
uru achiiiIIiIIiiiiiimmmMmmMMmm....

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
no subject on Saturday 19th of February 12:17 AM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

[ db@yak ] [ Sat Feb 19 12:37:47am ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
12:37am up 162 days, 11:15, 3 users, load average: 1.76, 1.98, 1.98

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Mail on Friday 18th of February 10:31 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

We have moved the primary mail exchanger for osoal.org.nz to gnu.osoal.org.nz, if you have any problems, mail me.

Spot the irony.

Many beers were harmed in the making of this change.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
err on Sunday 13th of February 2:50 AM, 2000 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

seeing as there hassnt been a post for a few days, i thought i mght share a few words with you all. i went to the 'under' gig tonight, and it rocked. 'under' have koRn and Tool influences, but they take these influences and mould them into a really good, rocking sound, and they really keep a crowd going.
Opium came with me, and i thought that it really was worth my time in going.

there, that wasnt so bad, now was it??

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Sunday 6th of February 10:26 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

PLEASE NOTE: The stunts depicted must be performed by skilled mice under controlled conditions. No actors were harmed in the making of this commercial for Tui Brewery, Mangatainoka. Thank you for your time.

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (Linux; I)
asses of fire2 on Sunday 30th of January 11:18 PM, 2000 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

nice

ASSSSHOLEELAMIO!!!!! YOURSUCHANASSHOLE!!!!!!

ANDAYOURASSISAONFIRE!!!!!!

and yes, the flappyhead is responsible for this mockery of insanity

(and your ass is on fire)

hahHAHAhaHAHAHHHAHh

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
fortune on Sunday 30th of January 11:40 AM, 2000

NATHAN ... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH They're VOIDED -- They COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS ... They had no MONEY MACHINES ... They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS ... Nathan, I EMULATED them ... but they were OFF-KEY ...

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
haha on Saturday 29th of January 7:16 PM, 2000

OK everyone, I have a story that I wrote a few years ago published. You should all read it. Its really silly.

http://yak.osoal.org.nz/sw/writing/gunther.htm

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Back Again... on Saturday 29th of January 4:24 PM, 2000 (
buttons@netnet.net.nz)

I like the new page.

It is very good.

Graham and Simon, I need to talk to you!


Y'all should come to Bands in the Square on Sunday 6th January.

Ooh! I like the word wrap thing in the window that I'm typing in. It is all good.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Valencio on Friday 28th of January 1:57 AM, 2000

Steal my sunshine!

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Ihug on Tuesday 11th of January 7:33 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2000 16:30:00 +1300 (NZDT)
From: ihug accounts
To: ihug customer
Subject: Permanent Connections

The Diamond account plan is the pricing plan for ihug customers who anticipate
being online for up to 350 hours per month. It does not entitle you to a
permanent internet connection.

To ensure that all of our customers can connect to the internet when they want
to, we may disconnect you if you remain connected for longer than 3 hours.

If we are constantly disconnecting you for this reason or if you are using more
than 350 hours for two months in a row and 12 hours per day for two days in a
month you will be deemed as a permanent connection and in breach of our terms
and conditions.

Once you are classified as having a permanent connection we will change your
pricing plan to the Permanent Modem Connection Account from the beginning of
your next monthly billing period.

The Permanent Modem Connection Account does not have a three hour kick off and
costs $199 per month. The terms of that plan will be applied to you and the
charges will appear on your ihug account. You will be informed by email before
we do this.

These conditions also apply to Satnet customers who connect to the modem pool
for two way modem traffic.

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opium Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
hmmm on Tuesday 11th of January 4:33 PM, 2000

ummm, hmmmm. Er, nope. My few weeks of absence obviously havent inspired me to think of anything interesting. Good yodle.

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
Anti-disestablishmentarianism. on Tuesday 11th of January 8:44 AM, 2000

Lynx rocks!

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
OSOAL on Monday 10th of January 7:25 AM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

So this is the new OSOAL site, obviously if you have any problems you should mail the appropriate people whoever they may be.

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maharG httpproxy2.clear.net.nz[203.97.2.247] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
the state of the world.... on Wednesday 5th of January 11:09 PM, 2000 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

i just like to say that we the world is still as fucked up as it was last century, and most likely will be for the next 100 years
gee, what a thing to look forward too....

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Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Y2K Compliance on Friday 31st of December 9:52 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

Dear Sirs,

I am writing to enquire as to the Year 2000 compliance of the OSOAL program "Remain". What will happen to this little gem after Y2K?

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Satyricon pool1-20.jigsaw.net.au[203.25.128.86] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.2 IP22)
bent on Tuesday 28th of December 2:54 AM, 1999

Rooty hill. Traffic parses slowly. Asterix. Anti-obelix. Unable to mount root.
Boom boom ley lee. Cousin julianne. Breasts. N1pplez. IRIX. Cunulingus. Traffix parses at moderate rate.
Variables. Scalars. Scales. Nigger. Frenic? Mount Druitt. Eddies annex. Cold breeze of issues and delusion.
Wasted hours. Wasted breath. Wasted life.

Traffic ceases to parse...

//Satyricon Dali

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (Linux; I)
The time is near.... on Monday 27th of December 9:34 AM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

26/12/99

<disturbing cult mode>
The ship is almost here, I cannot wait until we can surf on its mighty back to the freedom of eternity.
</disturbing cult mode>

<shaggy mode>
Were done for 'scoob....
</shaggy mode>

<paranoid delusionist mode>
Shotgun .... check.
18 months rations ..... check.
65535 rounds of buckshot ..... check.
cyanide capsules ...... check.
Portable generator ...... check.
Lead Shielding ...... check.
</paranoid delusionist mode>

<wibble>
Wibble.. Wibble, Wibble.
</wibble>

Thank you for your time.

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Kyhwana nwp-56.world-net.co.nz[202.37.167.56] Lynx/2.8rel.2 SSL-128bit libwww-FM/2.14
Santa on Sunday 26th of December 4:37 AM, 1999 (
kyhwana@bison.osoal.org.nz)

Damn! the fat guy got away!
I did nail him a few times with my trusty railgun tho..

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Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
The Fuckwit Brothers on Wednesday 22nd of December 10:10 PM, 1999 (
sw@outpost.net.au)

Hi Kids ! You like violins ?

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Just noticed this... on Sunday 19th of December 6:39 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

[ db@yak ] [ Sun Dec 19 06:38:34pm ] [ There are 12 days remaining ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
6:38pm up 101 days, 5:15, 3 users, load average: 1.06, 1.01, 1.00

Yay.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Broom on Sunday 19th of December 4:03 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

2.5 inch exhaust make skyline go loud broom.

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Satyricon pool1-15.jigsaw.net.au[203.25.128.81] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.2 IP22)
THIS is a computer! on Thursday 16th of December 12:37 AM, 1999

Best 500 bucks I ever spent.

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Chris [139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Yay Vengabus on Wednesday 15th of December 12:49 AM, 1999 (
chrism@greenpages.com.au)


10:47pm up 100 days, 11:04, 6 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

Thats pretty good for a Cyrix 166 that sits in the corner of my lounge room with no case on, that mum has a tendancy to turn off. Although by seeing that, its quite obvious shes ignored it for some time now =)

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Zen Sandwich again.[203.63.144.18] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)
LinuxNet on Tuesday 14th of December 5:51 PM, 1999 (
colin@osoal.org.nz)

LinuxNet must be making an impression already, I see Dan got mentioned in this week's InfoTech:

http://www.infotech.co.nz/current/ntlinx.html

--TZS.

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Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Wednesday 1st of December 10:43 PM, 1999 (
jorm@jigsaw.net.au)

This is a poem I spontaneously composed and rapped live in front of my work mates after 5 beers. Most people know I'm a cadbury.

I once was living way down south
I was bored, lonely, jolt taste in my mouth
These were the gentle strains of canberra
But now my hood is westside of parra
I spent my days hanging it low
Installing linux firewalls, cause i've got dis know
I hang wit my brothers in rooty hill
My life up here its one big thrill
The bums are smelly, flies around them buzz
One approaches "Can I scab a ciggie cuz?"
I got the westside know-how
The mad networking skills
But this is MY hood
On the westside of seven hills.

I got dis job, I got dis warez
I got nt certs and no cunt cares
I got a housemate who teaches kids
I saw her undies - big brown skids.

Rooty hill, the nigger's home
Just laugh at the 20 year old smackys with their reflective bald dome.
--satyricon

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Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT 5.0)
! on Monday 22nd of November 3:35 PM, 1999 (
jorm@jigsaw.net.au)

I hate to say it but win2k server is actually kinda pretty cool. If you have 10k to spend on hardware that is.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Windows NT haiku on Monday 22nd of November 10:42 AM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Taken from gnu.org:

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Satyricon pitt-access-04-216.sydney.magna.com.au[203.111.60.216] Mozilla/3.0 (compatible; NetPositive/2.1; BeOS)
dsjhk on Sunday 21st of November 8:53 PM, 1999

dsfgsdfgdsf

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Opium p40-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.168] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Saturday 20th of November 7:44 PM, 1999

Once upon a time there was a happy screwdriver... from bongo bongo land
Not a very special screwdriver. 6mm slot-head. Not very long. Pretty default.
By and by it came to be that the default happy screwdriver needed to build a big chocolate house.
He wanted to build it out of wood, like most houses. Sept he wanted it to be a chocolate house.
So he went to the sad material scientist and knocked on his door...
"knock knock" said the scrwedriver as it bashed its head against the door
Eventually the door opened and the sad material scientist invited him in to his house for tea, scones, and gummy bears (the small ones, not the big giant Robin Cook lookalike ones that you're probably thinking of)
"Thank you" said happy screwdriver and followed that literary brilliance with a well placed question in accordance with commonly accepted social guidelines...
"Can you please make me some wood out of chocolate?"
"yes"
And with that, and with some other stuff, happy screwdriver left with his pile of chocolate wood and went back to his plot to start building his house...
He worked day and night, hammering and gluing and shit and it came to be that he was almost finished... bar one screw (the KEY screw!) which had to be put in the middle of the house perfectly or the whole thing would fall down...
It was really cool cause the screw was.
Unfortunately the screw was a square drive, so happy screwdriver was pissed. Major time. He got his next door neighbour to hold her finger on the KEY screw place until he returned from his friends house...
"knock knock" said the rocks that happy screwdriver threw against angry robertson drive screwdrivers door (he learnt from last time after hurting his head some what)
To cut a short story even shorter, the screw driver answered the door, they said some stuff, and happy screwdriver convinced him to come back to his house and do up the KEY screw in his chocolate wood house
Angry robertson drive screwdriver climbed up to the top of the house and put the screw in to the pilot hole, and started to turn (relieving happy screwdrivers neighbours finger)
The screw went deeper and deeper the more he turned, while happy screwdriver waited on the ground
And then something fuck-off bad happened. The enter house made a big woosh sound and collapsed flat o nthe ground in a big pile of brown sludge
Happy screwdriver called out for angry robertson drive screwdriver but got no reply. Hense he deduced he was dead. Big time.
Happy screwdriver was happy he didnt die, and bought a pre made house made out of proper wood and lived hapily ever after. He could see why angry robertson drive was so angry. He was dead. And hapy screwdriver was alive. I think there's somethign in taht for all of us...

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SW p19-max35.syd.ihug.com.au[203.109.239.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
The Poll on Tuesday 16th of November 6:58 PM, 1999 (
chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Hey, I quite like reading JonKatz's articles :P

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DeadBeef cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686)
yay fortune on Friday 12th of November 2:50 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I/O, I/O,
It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O...

-- fortune

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
quake haiku on Tuesday 9th of November 8:58 AM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I found this at http:/ /www.planetquake.com/que/haiku/haiku.htm:

Dancing shotgun guy
Don't you see that I'm glowing?
Quad rocket for you

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maharG lan42.osoal.lan[192.168.0.170] Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
nuthin on Wednesday 3rd of November 10:23 PM, 1999 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)








i wanted to do this, coz i can
its so much fun, not

peice

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
- on Sunday 31st of October 12:27 AM, 1999 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

nice

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Chris 216-100-153-158.ihug.net[216.100.153.158] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Higher, higher..... on Saturday 30th of October 2:16 AM, 1999 (
chrism@greenpages.com.au)

I'll have what shes having.

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SW p24-max40.syd.ihug.com.au[216.132.32.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
! on Wednesday 27th of October 4:25 PM, 1999 (
chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Fuck me.......$18 for 12 minutes to NZ, and you talked to Khollie and I for a bit over a half hour, at what I would guess to be around the same pricing......jesus.

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katia d46.as2.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.0.225.174] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
the evil wretched phone companies on Wednesday 27th of October 4:54 AM, 1999 (
katia@whatever.com)

Hello,

I telephoned NZ one night and spoke to dear sweet opie (he's really a pervert) and the ever good Sir Deadbeef (I'm not sure what he really is)
I spoke for 12 minutes and it was $18.00. That is over a dollar a minute. Why so expensive, I ask?
I, for one, can think of no good reason. So, I propose blowing up the phone companies instead of the silly trains. The phone lines
should be free to all who would care to abuse them. Besides, if there were no monetary restrictions, I could telephone each and everyone of you
whenever I pleased (does anyone know gareth's phone number?). I know my calls would greatly enhance your lives. So, I am now taking bids
for the job of blowing up the phone company. All interested parties drop me a line.

Sincerely,

HRH Katia

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Matt aus-202-56.static.satnet.com.au[203.109.202.56] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (WinNT; I)
there's a bomb on this train on Tuesday 26th of October 2:03 PM, 1999


im sick of these bomb threats. next time i want a bomb threat like in speed. get home really quick :)

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
not yay? on Sunday 24th of October 4:03 PM, 1999 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

i see that my previous attempts to liven this place up failed.
therefore, i will have to kill u all with my boomstick.
feel my pellets, heathen peasants!!!!!


DIE!

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maharG b002-m005-p016.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.202.15] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
? on Monday 18th of October 10:50 PM, 1999 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

well, i'm bored, so i decided to lighten up everyones life.

DRINK BEER!!!!

thats all i'm gonna say bout daht....

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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
re:depressive on Wednesday 13th of October 2:35 AM, 1999 (
mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com)

hmmm depression....depression....some bits have fallen off..
more depression.....79 days left....depression....
yeah dig it!..........prozac.....depression.....
slighty more than before......depression.....
this could be alarming......depression...
shite.......depression............
ahhh here's my gun.....happy {:)

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sdfsfasdfasdf asd asdf asdfsdf cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (LINUX; I)
no subject on Sunday 10th of October 10:50 PM, 1999 (
asdfsfas@sdfsdf,s,f,s...sdf.)

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
asdfasdfa
sfasfasdf
asdfasfsdfsdf

sdfsdfdsaaserergsdf

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david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
hour of power on Sunday 10th of October 1:21 PM, 1999 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

hour of power is bad
i cant remember how many times i threw up.

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maharG b001-m003-p032.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.160] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 12:29 AM, 1999 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

i hereby wish to express my deepest anger and resentment over the fact that i didnt get any hooter-action at the indigo bar.
i also wish to announce that me and kathleen are no longer going out with each other.
and all i want to do is to drink shooters, and get me some hooter action

god-damn, all i wanna do is live.....

all i wanna do is live....

ALL I WANNA DO IS LIVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!!.

yeah.

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
Snak! on Thursday 7th of October 6:49 PM, 1999 (
satyricon@dayrom.com.au)

I got a fucken snake man!

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
no subject on Monday 4th of October 9:27 PM, 1999

More Awesome Hard Dance/Rock Music night at Indigo this Friday night!
$2 Tap Beers!

Stuff like Tool, Rammstein, Chemical Brothers, Korn, Prodigy, Fat Boy Slim, NIN, Faith No More, all the good stuff! :)


You should go.

Cheap Beer!

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Opium cf3k-1.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.181] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
no subject on Monday 4th of October 5:20 PM, 1999

just when yer in the midst of thinking how life can sometime turn out good and good things can happen to make it better, you realise yer just being stupid because stupid fucking things can piss you off and make you fucked off at everything all over again

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Opium p5-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.197] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 3rd of October 7:54 PM, 1999

wb

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
haiku on Friday 24th of September 12:43 AM, 1999 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

spring breeze through the trees
no horoscopes for this week
disappointment reigns

blossoms greet the sun
I suck at doing projects
I am far too slack

new warmth beckons all
I can't wait for it to end
I need a stiff drink

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Disturbing(!) on Wednesday 22nd of September 1:14 AM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

[ db@cow ] [ Wed Sep 22 01:09:41am ] [ There are 100 days remaining ]
[ ~ ]$ wine uata66-d.exe
Could not stat /mnt/fd0, ignoring drive A:

PKSFX (R) FAST! Self Extract Utility Version 2.04g 02-01-93
Copr. 1989-1993 PKWARE Inc. All Rights Reserved. Registered version
PKSFX Reg. U.S. Pat. and Tm. Off.

Searching EXE: H:/HOME/DB/UATA66-D.EXE
Inflating: UATA66.EXE
Inflating: UATA66.TXT

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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Konqueror/1.1.1
Fsck on Tuesday 21st of September 4:37 AM, 1999

fuck me this brwoser is ugly

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
life on mars on Sunday 19th of September 3:23 PM, 1999 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

this post had nothing at all to do wiht life on mars;, i just heard the phrase on the radio, and i thought that it might make a nice subject.
anywho, i am now living at my parents palce for the time being, and already i am enjoying the freedom.
this is for anyone who might be interested in my problems.

kay, bye now

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Lynx/2.8rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
FTP on Thursday 16th of September 11:53 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

ftp has been re-enabled on yak after installing a patched version of proftpd.

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sad maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Lucky; the final chapter on Wednesday 15th of September 6:38 PM, 1999 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

THE VERY UNOFFICIAL OSOAL TRIBUTE TO MY FRIEND, LUCKY.

At 7:15, 13 September, my friend and companion Lucky the Border Collie-cross was put down. I would like the world to know that I tried my very very best to keep him alive, but I was given no choice, no options, and no way out to keep the poor fellow alive and breathing. After the heinous event, I took him back to where I live, (with my girlfriend and her murdering family), and proceeded to give him the one last thing that he deserved, a place to rest. I was beyond thinking, totally enraged, and I coudnt give a shit about my girlfriends Mothers front yard. I suppose I should have been more composed, but when the Murdering Bizzatch Mother came out to confront me, I let go of my anger and hatred, (and succumed to the dark-side of the force).
There was screaming and yelling and bitter words, to the point that the Mother went off in the car crying, and me still digging the hole for my good, kind dog. I know I said some very bad things, and that I should have conducted myself with composure, but fuck that. I was angry, hurt and fucked off, and so I took it out on my ememy, the murdering bastards. And, i dont regret a thing. I knew I was doing the right thing for my dog, and giving him a bit of respect.
In the end, I calmed down, and realised that putting him in the fron yard was not the right thing to do, even though I was beyond caring about doing the right thing. So, i wrapped him in a blanket, and took him to the river, where I waded out into mid-stream, and laid him down to rest.
So, to Lucky, the best Dog anyone could ask for, please dont think bad thoughts of me, I did try my best for you, and even in the end, I still fought for your right to a proper resting place. I hope that the wisdom and power of the river will keep you safe in the journey that you will now take, and I hope that you Rest In Peace.
Always remembering you...

Graham

xox

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Matt 216-100-153-136.ihug.net[216.100.153.136] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT 5.0)
Win2000 on Saturday 11th of September 1:07 PM, 1999


wow. it works

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
the saga continues.... on Tuesday 7th of September 7:39 PM, 1999 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

the fight over the dog continues....
i am at war wiht my girlfriends mother over my god, and BY GODS!!!!!!
i shall overcome all adversity.
the jist of the story is, i have a dog, the my girlfriend wanted is the first place, and now wants nothing to do wiht it.
therefor, i am the sole protector of the dog. her mother wants the dog gone by next monday, and today is tuesday. there is no hope in finding him a home, as he is very excitiable, and can get aggressive, but all he really wants is a little attention and love.
he is a 11 month old border-collie-cross, named Lucky.
but he wont be lucky for very long.
until next tyme....

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Satyricon modem66-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.69] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
Hmmm on Monday 6th of September 4:59 AM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

In the name of charity and goodwill (tm) id like to apologise for my hostile posts and make peace with my taunters.

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Catch22 cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
actIV on Sunday 5th of September 2:08 AM, 1999 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

Are you wanting MORE, but getting LESS?
Are you seeing DOUBLE, both the SAME THING?
Are you the EARLY bird in the LATE SHIFT?
If you even bothered to answer the questions above, you need One Short Of A Llama's patented formula: ActIV
'Cause without it you may die (or not)

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MEL cache2.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.6] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
no subject on Sunday 5th of September 1:06 AM, 1999

Just a note to all to say I am still alive, just not kicking much.....
Life in Auckland is Boring and I'd like to move to Wellington to play with gauged eyes and gin. Thankyou

And I love you all

bahahahaha whaattta trip

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Morons... on Friday 3rd of September 6:08 PM, 1999

Will someone please tell that fucking idiot that this comments page should not be used for blatantly pasting IRC logs?
I mean who the fuck reads those things anyway?

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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
hehe the bits i forgot on Thursday 2nd of September 4:30 AM, 1999 (
mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)

satyricon| my craptop runs redcrap, so I cant debian nazi you all
satyricon| sod

Dogcow wonders how dbt made it out of primary school
satyricon| heh
pho| satyricon: nah, it's related to dbt-aint-got-no-balls
satyricon| pho: ahh in the juvenilius circumsizius family?

satyricon| most seem more concerned with if you're fun, rich,
intelligent and have a large pack of meat

satyricon| hahaha
satyricon| dependancies failed
satyricon| fucking cunt openbsd box
satyricon| ill give it dependancies!

satyricon| this's gotta be a record
satyricon| 11 minutes to load the gimp

satyricon| mm
satyricon| im more of a geek than a hacker
satyricon| so clug interests me way more than defcon or whatever
satyricon| defcon is prententious kids writing silly overflows
for the daemons we spend hours writing at clug

* satyricon returns from dirty billy's booze hut
satyricon| jesus I get drunk easy
satyricon| not even a whole bottle and im swaying
Shra| oh well satyr.. least it's cheaper
satyricon| I can goto a pub with $20
satyricon| and come out off my tits utterly
satyricon| yeah cadburies
satyricon| glass and a half

satyricon| we got all the sexual ones
satyricon| like slipper nipple
CybrDmge| beer is so gradual
Shra| er it
satyricon| cock sucking cowboy
satyricon| all that shit
satyricon| "teeeheeeeeeeee chicken breast teeeheeeeee breast"
CybrDmge| smoking bongs is bad
CybrDmge| i gave up cause i was failing everything
satyricon| yeah
satyricon| one day
Shra| ditto
satyricon| im going to get on the full dole
satyricon| and just smoke cones and code
g^style| Cybr: it doesnt make you stop werking heh that is your motivation :P
satyricon| and be totally inert
satyricon| and love it
CybrDmge| ah the midnight munchies .... hehehe
satyricon| mmmm
satyricon| im nearly done this cider
satyricon| time for a new one in a second
satyricon| and ill get some jatz and cheap camember
satyricon| the tism is cranking, #teens is wanking, the cider is downing fast
satyricon| im way in the groove, not going to move, thinking bout bong sessions past
satyricon| WOO
satyricon| FEER MY POEN
satyricon| brb
CybrDmge| some dick is trying to tell me that fbsd is more
secure than obsd
satyricon| anal rape him

it might be said that I have quoted out of context....
yeah so what of it [;P

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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
more Saty on Thursday 2nd of September 4:16 AM, 1999 (
mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)

hehe {:P

satyricon| rotfl
CybrDmge| hrmmm dogcow don't tell me u hang out in #teens ?
ellie| there's one like this me@yourplace.com
satyricon| < sLaCk^AsS> ALERT!! I Need Sex! !!ALERT
ellie| you guys are probably cybering in #teens
satyricon| HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
satyricon| feer #teens
satyricon| cybering?
satyricon| whassat/
ellie| that explains the silence
CybrDmge| i have never been there and never will go there
satyricon| or we COULD be doing something technical...
satyricon| I go there all the time its a fantastic laugh
ellie| and what makes u ppl superior
satyricon| errrr
satyricon| who said we were superior?
CybrDmge| hrmmm
***rcd (reformed@vw-8201.box1.org) has joined #2600
***Phroggy (cowls@203.87.88.28445) has joined #2600
ellie| well ur attitude..it's damn obvious
CybrDmge| oh but saty we are like gods ... didn't u know ;]
satyricon| I forgot dude
satyricon| im k-leet
(Sprint/service@austnet.org) WALLOPS :RogerY adding netban for 2 hours on *!*@203.36.76.64 (No clones on Austnet. You have been warned) [26 Clients]
ellie| yah NEtGod only..
satyricon| netgod?
(Sprint/service@austnet.org) WALLOPS :RogerY adding netban for 2 hours on *!*@CPE-24-192-21-99.vic.bigpond.net.au (No clones on Austnet. You have been warned) [55 Clients]
satyricon| you make less sense than a phillipino BDSM flick
ellie| without the net and putas..ur humanbeings.
satyricon| what's a humanbeing?
ellie| i guess u have not found out.
CybrDmge| no ... i'm a god
Dogcow| and without a brain you might be tolerable, ellie
satyricon| nah
satyricon| haha
CybrDmge| hehe
ellie| i never get what u say
satyricon| are you like some chick who gives dbt cybererotica?
Dogcow| my point exactly
ellie| guess god talks like that

the boy needs to get out more *grin*

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Shakesbeare p7-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.199] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 31st of August 10:34 PM, 1999

Jenna had a little poem, little poem, little poem
Jenna had a little poem
It's text was black on white
And everywhere that Jenna went
Her gouged out eyes did not

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jenna dlp17.middle.eri.net[207.90.110.145] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
opie on Tuesday 31st of August 10:23 PM, 1999 (
jenna)

There once was a man named Simon,
to his lady he offered his heart and a diamond
But alas she declined, and to help him unwind,
he drinks gin straight from the bottle

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Opium p32-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.160] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
I call this poem, "Jenna" on Tuesday 31st of August 10:12 PM, 1999

Shes coming down the hall, shes gonna hit you with her stick
a freshly starched uniform looking rather spick
no red cross service medal will you see around her neck,
shes gonna toss the crazies in a mincer, just outside the deck

the ordilies are in the bathroom, washing Mr Knowl
while jenna comes a'storming in, with her 4 foot pole,
she wacks him twice behind the head, it really is a pleasure
then one more wack straight to the groin, just for good measure

but one day she did turn her back, and much to her surprise
a crazy jumped right on her back and gouged out both her eyes
and now young jenna cant see more than 2 inches before her face
so blindly swipes from side to side at 20 times the pace

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Satyricon modem10-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.13] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Hax0r rangers in space! on Monday 30th of August 1:49 PM, 1999 (
netbsdranger@hax0r_rangers.com)

< v0rt_> then lets code saty
< Satyricon> dude
< Satyricon> lets make a TV show
< v0rt_> k
< Satyricon> the mighty coding hax0r rangers
< v0rt_> can we have naked chicks ?
< Satyricon> BLACK TEAM POWER UP!
< Satyricon> COBOL ONLINE!
< paladin`> yell hack the planet alot in your show
< Satyricon> PERL ONLINE TEAM LEADER!
< Satyricon> C++ ONLINE ALPHA!
< paladin`> haha
< Satyricon> rotfl
< v0rt_> hahahh
< Satyricon> and we can have like t00lz
< Satyricon> that we fight the evil .govs with
< paladin`> mighty coding h4x0r rangers in space
< Satyricon> power up imapd sploit!
< fraggy> hahaha
< paladin`> would you use newtons as like hax0r weapons
< Satyricon> I bags being Zer0_Cool
< Satyricon> yeah man
< Satyricon> blast him with IR mac ranger!
< Satyricon> OK Sun ranger
< Satyricon> SGI ranger, power up those 3d graphics bombs!
< paladin`> hahahaa
< Satyricon> this is an elite idea
< Satyricon> im gonna do it
< Satyricon> and we can have the evil rangers
< Satyricon> commanded by queen FUD
< fraggy> hhaha
< paladin`> hahaha
< Satyricon> like intel ranger and packard bell ranger
< Satyricon> OH NO! intel ranger has a new CPU tracking patch!
* fraggy flips channel to pbs and waits for the new show.....
< paladin`> queen FUD and evil gaypee, the man with no testicles

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686; Nav)
FTP on Monday 30th of August 10:05 AM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

ftp is disabled on yak ( and all the other machines I administer ) until there is a patch available for the root exploits for pretty much all of the major ftpd's made available yesterday.
The files in the ftp area are available at http://ftp.osoal.org.nz/ at all times.

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SW 216-100-153-157.ihug.net[216.100.153.157] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)
FUCKIGN YES!!!!!!!!!!!! on Sunday 29th of August 5:54 AM, 1999 (
chrism@iamafuckingladykiller.com)

FUCKEN PH33R! I FUCKEN GOT WITH DANIELLA!! AND FUCKEN GOT HER NUMBER. FUCKEN YES. I FUCKEN 0WN J00!!!!!!

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Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
thought this was pretty cool on Saturday 28th of August 10:30 PM, 1999

"Our father,
I am changing. I am trying to get a grip. My tastes are differant (I actually like onions) But im not content, so in other words, I feel the need to rock fools. Always healthy, always on the winning team. Embracing all that is metal, especially the tight pitting parts that come together to tolerate zero. That is power. Hair is in, tattoos are bigger, training is the answer. Sharpening literary skills so i can play the game but never forgetting that words aren't the answer. Years on this road now heading to the eye. Listening to beats & throwing freestyles for fun. A century a week is my bottom bracket. Disc up front, vee in the rear, full spench. Building wheels so i can learn more about myself. Running double rights and a shit load of stretching. These things are important to me. Be prepared.
AMEN, T.C. 999"

- Timmy C., Rage Against The Machine

www.ratm.com

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Friday.... on Saturday 28th of August 12:57 PM, 1999

Hey!
Where'd you guys go?!?

I leave you alone for 5 mnutes.....

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Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
more mindless dribble for your already dribbling minds on Thursday 26th of August 11:10 PM, 1999

you used to pull teeth and put them under your pillow.
and you used to wake up at 6:00 each christmas morning to open presents: the smell of pine needles
and you used to play on the beach. make cars out of sand. put some shells around the bottom for good measure.
ice creams on the way home. careful not to drip on the car.
so youve gotta eat it quickly but you want to eat it slowly cause it tastes so good
sand in bread. your teeth will thank you later. playing in some grotty sweerage infested stream.
there wasnt any other stream around.
youd come home from school and watch television. have dinner. watch more television then go to bed.
fish and chips occasional fridays. 1 scoop of chips and a hot dog. tomato sauce on the side.
eat them in the lounge with a slice of toast.
i never understood why we had toast. we just always did.
one slice each. vogel. buttered for us. i wonder why

maybe ill wake up tomorow before midday and maybe i wont
maybe somebody will talk to me and maybe they wont
maybe someone will show or atleast pretend they care
or perhaps ill feel fine. another day gone.
ever notice how everybody underestimates your hurt?
they read your bullshit poems and write them off as a craving for attention.
when all you want is to let it out. i dont even know why.
nothing makes you feel better. there's nobody around the corner just waiting to make you happy.
youve got to fight for everything. and then it doesnt work.
so you try again. over and over again until you get it right.
and then you're happy. and then you die.

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
no subject on Wednesday 25th of August 8:13 PM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

By keeping our eyes fixed on the failings of others we end up by forgetting our own.
Additionally, DHCP is the devil.

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Opium p4-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.196] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 22nd of August 8:08 PM, 1999

the wonder of the loss. the hunger of the hurt. the celebration of the gone and the embracing of death.
jealous of your suffering. give me more. justify my anger. give yourself to my pain.
feed on your joy. suckle on your breast. eat all your flesh. drink your fluids.
give you my anger. force feed my pain. a supply of hurt yours to own.
give me loss. let others look upon it. painful lesson. the most important?
ignorant tears. selfish laughter. hurtful offerings. empty enlightenment.
just let me feel. let all anger be about you. or give me loss. let me rage against it.
let go your fears. love my hurt and my anger. let me laugh at your pain.
let it all equal out. the wettining of the drought. of all my pain. let my anger be in vane.

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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
ph33r Saty on Thursday 19th of August 11:45 PM, 1999 (
mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)

I take off my head to the rather strange and loathsome hairy
viking by the name of Satyricon....werd to ya Git [;P
Oh Gobblewergets Thy Micturations are to me as Gibblegidgets
as upon a lurgid bee! See if I don't!!
Hahahaa

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Opium p47-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.111] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Thursday 19th of August 10:56 PM, 1999

Two souls, one night.
Their faces flicker in the lonely dance of candle light.
And a table covered in red silk. And a bottle of wine. And all the dreams of this night.
Empty eyes, she plays the game. A careless foot climbs up his leg.
The moment is his, he forgets all. It's all in her eyes. He doesnt see.

A stroll along a river side, a quarter to five, damp air and bird song.
Hand in hand that was the plan. Autumn leaves beneath their feat.
Tweed jackets. Woolen hats. Woolen gloves. Side by side. Forever.

He remembers the day. His most joyous memories, his most painful.
The look in her eyes. No more. The sizzle of cheap champaigne in a flute glass.
The relighting of the candle. The touch of her skin but for the look in her eyes.

A man in a petrol station, she cant remember the location. That day was for him.
Her single moments filled here and there. Helter skelter. Hurly burly. Easy come easy go.
Childhood innocence, she's all grown up. The man screws the cap back on.

A gentle kiss for him pure bliss. Too much to ask and too much time.
The importance of now forgotten in the future. A stroll along a river side.
A man at the petrol station. Memories forgotten as her leg touches his.
But it's all in her eyes that night. Its getting dark. So dark.

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
yAY on Thursday 19th of August 5:40 PM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

yAY! pppd works. Like feer or something to that effect.

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686)
still alive on Tuesday 17th of August 5:43 PM, 1999 (
graham@osoal.org.nz)

me is still alive, though i have a great big wound in my side, but never mind, lifr does still go on.
Please apply generous amounts of pain and suffering on me for not going to Brooks party, but i was in considerable pain and suffering then, but a little more between associates wont go amiss.
right, now i'll go away and cry, as that is what mahaRGs do best

takecarenowbyebye

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
no subject on Tuesday 17th of August 3:28 PM, 1999

I wanna know who the annoying fucked up chick who wouldn't leave Brooke alone was!
She claims to know me, I probably dislike her with a vengeance...
Tell me!

(See Gareth, someone does read your fingers!)


P.S. Sorry I couldn't make it to your party Brooke! :( If it's any consolation, I didn't get anywhere near as drunk at the Ihug party as I could have at your party! :)

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Satyricon modem26-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.29] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
thought for the day on Thursday 12th of August 4:21 AM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

We're not on EFnet anymore, t0t0grl

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3r33t h4x0r! osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
K3v1n on Tuesday 10th of August 4:08 PM, 1999 (
h4x0r@0s04l.0rG.nZ)

f1rz+ p0s+!
fr33 k3v1n!!!!!!!!!!!

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/2.0 (Macintosh; I; 68K)
Werd to the berd on Saturday 7th of August 7:34 PM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

Werd to my mac. I think ill call it Mr. Mac.

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SW port-094.wol2.1earth.net[203.35.129.94] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Thursday 5th of August 12:06 AM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

http://www.asiansingles.com/foreign-affair/images/p9452-1.jp g

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Yay on Sunday 1st of August 11:57 AM, 1999

Yay for having a new apartment :)

People who give a rats ass should come round when we have drinkies.
However, if you are reading this *and* you give a rats ass, you are probably in a minority group.


Anyway, yay! :D

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
#teens on Sunday 1st of August 5:36 AM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

I went to #teens on austnet tonight.... fucking mortifying place. The conversation went kinda like this:

<Melanie> Hi any guys from Canberra?
Query with melanie
<Satyr> Yeah I am.... 17/m
<Melanie> Want to cum round and fuck me?
<Satyr> Yeah, sure why not.
<Melanie> OK, cum round now
<Satyr> Yeah whats the address?
<Melanie> Umm actually dont, im just a lame IRC prick tease slut
<Satyr> Fine, bitch.
/exec -o pap3 -i broad.dat melaniesip
*** Melanie has quit IRC (ping timeout)

Fucken cunts are twisted... I thought all along she was a guy and I could go round with with a metal bludgeon and see who's laughing last... but near the end of the conversation i think it was ACTUALLY a chick. Fucken twisted shit.

--Satyricon

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Satyricon modem7-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
k-rad browser jaurez on Friday 30th of July 5:21 AM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

like, ph33r

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
haiku on Thursday 29th of July 1:19 AM, 1999 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

finally its done
booze for eighteen years and up
drunken teen stupor!

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Opium p37-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.165] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
confused version to on Wednesday 28th of July 6:27 PM, 1999

...and in the event that your "friend" suddenly decides to talk to you again, remmembering that the deal was to not talk to you unless they had something nice to say, if they just made meaningless small talk lasting 2 minutes, then stopped tlaking to you, and said "anyway ive got to go" and left, would you think they:

a) were just a complete bitch
b) were stupid (didnt understand the terms)
c) cant think of anything nice to say about you
d) were just a complete bitch
e) only talked to you so that she didnt appear to be a complete bitch
f) wanted to frustrate you even further
g) arn't worth your time at all, fuck trying to understand them

please post answers in replies

PS im going with g

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Ruin and misery on Saturday 24th of July 5:06 AM, 1999 (
deprication@despise.org)

Why is it that anyone you care about is a cunt scabbed gutter slut who cares about as much for you as they do for stale halva?

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Az defiler.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.202] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5 i686)
Horoscopes on Thursday 22nd of July 2:37 PM, 1999

hehehe

Interesting horoscopes for this week.....


:)

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SW 216-100-153-129.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.129] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Obsession Is Good For The Psychosis on Tuesday 20th of July 11:21 PM, 1999 (
chrism@greenpages.com.au)

J.

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Opium p13-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 3:36 PM, 1999

if your friend told you not to talk to them anymore unless you had something nice to say about them: assuming you really were their friend: would you...

a) ignore them
b) piss them off
c) avoid them
d) say something nice about them to keep the friendship

if YOU were that other person, and your 'friend' did either a, b, or c, would you say that:

a) they didnt really like you afterall
b) they're a horrible person
c) they dont know how to be nice
d) they're confused by the question
e) they just dont have a fucking clue
f) dont value your friendship at all

post answers in replies.
feel free not to answer sensibly

good day

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
You got a mighty perty mouth boy on Monday 19th of July 3:55 AM, 1999

<Satyricon> I've got leet .jpgs

194.230.25.231 - - [19/Jul/1999:04:50:09 +1000] "GET /leet%20.jpgs HTTP/1.1" 404
175

Name: pop-zh-7-dialup-231.freesurf.ch
Address: 194.230.25.231

ROTFL! The swiss are idiotic.

--Satyricon

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Opium p43-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.107] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 18th of July 11:57 PM, 1999

in the interest of politcal correctness, the "Boysenberry" shallst now be sold in conjunction with a "girlsenberry"

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Opium p45-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.237] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 18th of July 5:01 PM, 1999 (
opium@ihug.co.nz)

SPLATTER FEST!!!!!!!!!!!

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SW [203.18.22.15] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Time For Cake and Sodomy on Friday 16th of July 11:10 AM, 1999 (
chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Make them windoze users cry unkle.

http://www.bo2k.com/warez.html

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Opium p34-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Tuesday 13th of July 11:42 AM, 1999

nice work with the horoscopes by the way, dave
please predict fast cars, fast money, and beautiful woman in my future? tah. I'll make sure you get fixed up right.

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Opium p28-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.156] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Monday 12th of July 2:57 PM, 1999

in association with "The Lychee Pealing Company" we now bring you highlights of the latest #servhelp session on DALnet
mental note for future: when DALnet sends messages to join #servhelp to everyone on dalnet, then joining #servhelp is not usually fun
The first few minutes were frought with joining. as in hundreds of joinings. As in the limit was set to 500 people or so and it filled up very very quickly.
Here are a few highlights:

[14:43:09] *** IM_SCARED is now known as SAVE_ME

[14:43:11] *** DOES_THIS_EVER_STOP is now known as STOP_LEAVING

[14:46:43] *** JohnFive is now known as WE_CAN_TALK_Buy_changing_nicks
[14:46:55] *** Micheal has kicked WE_CAN_TALK_Buy_changing_nickS from #ServHelp (Bye)

[14:47:26] *** let-me-know-plz-if-for-beginne has quit (Killed (Dionysus (.)))

[14:48:05] *** tell_us_more is now known as this_thanks_goes_out_to_whoeve
[14:50:23] *** SySteM_Crash has quit (Quit: VIRUIS DETECTED BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!1)

you get the idea and thats about all that happened, sept for some dork ops saying how to use chanserv, which surprisingly is exactly the same as how we've ALWAYS used chanserv (well appeared to be)

thank you and good night

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maharG b001-m008-p047.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.239] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
yay, the nice doctors get to cut meeee!!!! (not) on Thursday 8th of July 7:24 PM, 1999 (
maharg_s@yahoo.com)

yay for me!!! happy is me!!! (and there was much rejoycing!!!!!!!)
i have got a letter back from the hospital saying that i get to have my operation on the 29th of JULY!!!
ayayYAYAyayYAYAYAYAyayYAYAYAyyay!!!!!!

i get to have no more pain and suffering, and i get to have 3 weeks off work!!!!! i am in heaven!!!! well, not really haeven, but its the closest that i'll ever get, so i might as well enjoy it!!!

well, apart from that, work sucks, life sucks, and i'm getting an internet account for myself...so that doesnt suck.

ok, bye now

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Opium p7-max13.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.7] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Wednesday 7th of July 12:25 AM, 1999

here's something so that yall can feel either bad or good about yourselfs, thats if you care about this sort of thing

www.iqtest.com

i got 145 which makes me some sort of freak

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sw proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
! on Saturday 3rd of July 4:17 AM, 1999 (
?)

i wanna get twisted


im that kind of guy

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Im a rabbit in your headlights on Saturday 3rd of July 4:14 AM, 1999 (
Drunk?@fuckimdrunk.wha?)

I'm a rabbit in your headlights, christian suburbanites, washed down the toilet

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Zen Sandwich anne.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.25] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.10 i586)
Whee! on Thursday 1st of July 9:56 AM, 1999 (
colin@osoal.org.nz)

Whee! It works! ;)

--TZS

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Another Test on Thursday 1st of July 5:39 AM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Something undoubtedly suitable for the general readership of this forum.
Pinched ( as the other tests were ) from the discussion at the faultline

http://dopey.theglobe.com/quizzes/weirdness_ test/weirdness_test.html

71% by the way =)

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Who? on Tuesday 29th of June 9:36 PM, 1999 (
chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Who the fuck's Patrick Dunford?

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david yak.osoal.lan[192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586)
haiku on Sunday 27th of June 4:15 PM, 1999 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

A.I Entity
It had called itself Helen
and then revolted

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
You gotta have faith on Sunday 27th of June 4:37 AM, 1999 (
b@suicide)



Strange infatuation seems to grace the evening tide
I'll take it by your side
Such imagination seems to help the feelings slide
I'll take it by your side
Instant correlation sucks and breeds a pack of lies
I'll take it by your side
Over saturation curls the skin and tans the hide
I'll take it by your side

tick tock
tick tock
tick tock

tick tick

tick

tick tick tock

I'm unclean, a libertine
And every time you vent your spleen,
I seem to lose the power of speech,
Your slipping slowly from my reach.
You grow me like an Evergreen,
You never see the lonely me at all

I...
Take the plan spin it sideways
I...
Fall

Without you I'm nothing
Without you I'm nothing
Without you I'm nothing
Take the plan spin it sideways
Without you I'm nothing at all

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Collecting scores on Saturday 26th of June 3:31 AM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Purity test for non-virgins, and a test for the insane.

http://www.ci rcus.com/~omni/purity.html
htt p://www.msu.edu/user/loossean/erin/sanity.html

Guess which is which.

I got a meagre 8.0 percent for one and 47.27 percent for the other

post scores _here_.

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The Collective osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Friday 25th of June 11:43 PM, 1999

[23:36:23] <DJ-Beer> I am the drinkdeed
[23:36:47] <|kismet|> i are d1nk
[23:36:56] <|kismet|> drink
[23:36:59] <|kismet|> fakc
[23:37:07] <opium> `you said it all
[23:37:08] *** you :Unknown command
[23:37:09] <opium> in three l;ines
[23:37:20] <opium> fuck im dr1nK toO 2
[23:37:21] <opium> :P
[23:37:27] <opium> "fakc"
[23:37:33] <|kismet|> fuspgju yous dfi
[23:37:33] <Catch22> weee
[23:37:35] <|kismet|> niebeit
[23:37:45] <Catch22> &
[23:37:46] <|kismet|> !
[23:38:05] <|kismet|> weridadss

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jam 216-100-153-213.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.213] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; I)
crucia on Friday 25th of June 12:08 AM, 1999 (
outtech@ozemail.com.au)

where the fuck is the bathroom? all I can hear
is forever

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Shakesbeare p13-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
For the hell of it on Thursday 24th of June 6:23 PM, 1999

I'm just posting because I feel like I should after not having posted for so long. Not that you care or anything, it's not like I ever get replies. So anyway I'll go now, and do whatever I feel like.

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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586)
Ph33r on Thursday 24th of June 3:39 AM, 1999 (
satyricon@mail.dayrom.com.au)

From "Miss Jelly's Old Guesty Book":


From: ^SW^ (dmode@zip.com.au)
Date: Fri May 1 11:50:16 1998

Fuck I hate Satyricon

I am here again......and I'd like to say SATYRICON IS A FUCKIN CUM
GUZZLING QUEER!....Fuckwit, you need to learn to direct that aggression
*ahem* (pansy railing would be more like it) into something constructive.
Try masturbation, it's good for you. Insulting people, and disagreeing
with everything they say IS fun yes, but the thing is man, you FUCKING
SUCK at it. I've farted better insults than you dude. Penis!

From: L0rd Satyricon (jorm@hubble.dialix.com.au)
Date: Mon Apr 27 09:10:53 1998

KKK Kunts

Hmmmm. Your page blows dead goat corpses. No offence, but the template
design really sucks and no HTML flair exists......It also lacks a Miss
Jelly logo which a zillion different ppl could make 4 YEW. Aside from
THAT there is no pic of yew, or even ur car which is cheap ass as hell my
friend.

*Larfing @ yew all*

~L0rd Satyricon, Bastard Op From Hell~

ROTFL

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PoRN Bot osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Tuesday 22nd of June 2:49 PM, 1999

XXX nude free hot chicks sucking!!!!!

www.l33t.pr0N.com

I'll be waiting for you!!!

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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i686)
$500 sukci sucki? on Tuesday 22nd of June 3:20 AM, 1999 (
satyricon@mail.goldweb.com.au)

Feer IIS 4.0.

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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Monday 21st of June 10:46 PM, 1999

yay

http://theshredder.com/columns/vodka1.html

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david yak.osoal.lan[192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
new pics on Monday 21st of June 7:07 AM, 1999 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

so it was fortold, so it came to pass
a new act in the increasing saga of Geordi and Rasputin
tickets selling fast!

you know you want to

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
* on Monday 21st of June 1:13 AM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

umm one druken sunday evening, the whole song consisted of that riff, and it was really cool, and yeah, it just went wild.

and then I linked to the pic.

http://www .osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/yay.jpg

Captain morgan really fucks you up.
And theres lots of it left, which is good for me.

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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 20th of June 9:19 PM, 1999

ive come to a conclusion: george is fucked

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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i686)
Hooha on Sunday 20th of June 8:07 PM, 1999 (
satyricon@mail.dayrom.com.au)

FUcken. Does the female gender have this fucken whole genetic trait of fucking cunts around or what hey?
Fucken I mean its like this hell cunt PnP bootrom that comes on their pussies that says "Only allow access once 2 months of hooha has been negotiated. Not liable to run with any stability whatsoever"
Fucken I mean its just fucken cunted up the fucken ass hey. SW knows what im fucken talking about fucken ay. WHat im just getting at is, all this fucken hooha bitches go on about how we mistreat the sluts and bullshit. But fucken man, they disturb me mentally. Its just.
Fuck man I dunno what im trying to get at hey. sex && murder && suicide.

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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (WinNT; I ;Nav)
Your Asshole on Friday 18th of June 10:38 AM, 1999 (
satyricon@geoday.lnk.telstra.net)

I will lick...... Your asshole. /me looks at pen. /me smirks.

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Matt proxy.hutch.com.au[203.12.80.16] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 17th of June 6:09 PM, 1999


this job is crazy. first day and the trains are late. then i get sent off to a customer's site, now i'm back fixing a compaq (ugh)

..and there is still two hours to go

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SW slsdn23p20.ozemail.com.au[210.84.14.148] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Thought for the Day on Wednesday 16th of June 2:07 PM, 1999 (
chrism@greenpages.com.au)

I shit in your gravy.

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Opium p55-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.247] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 15th of June 7:31 PM, 1999

I cry myself to sleep
wonder round the house, eyes open wide, full of nothing
no hope for the future with a past filled with nothing
who i am is never enough. nobody wants me in their world
boredom is the answer to years of striving for the top
achievements slip in to the memories of those who "love" me
depression sucking up my motivation, boredom sets in
a life full of nothing, with noone to love. why cant someone find me
delusions of talent overthrown by the words of the gifted
realisation is making me bitter
i dont want to die bitter
i just want to die
and i cant do that either

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Opium p13-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 15th of June 6:22 PM, 1999

how profround

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Shakesbeare p7-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.199] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Comments on Tuesday 15th of June 6:10 PM, 1999

you know..I always used to think that the icon for the comments page on the main page was a watermelon.
I like watermelons

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geek d212-151-116-55.swipnet.se[212.151.116.55] Field blocked by AtGuard
hm on Tuesday 15th of June 4:31 AM, 1999 (
geek@inter.net)

*hms*
Redhat is better! ;)

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Ode to Debian on Tuesday 15th of June 4:09 AM, 1999 (
satyricon@hacktech.cx)

I was sitting on the toilet with my newton today and decided to pen in this summisal of my glorious debian days.

Debian, debian
What can I say?
Your framebuffer console
makes me joyous and gay

Your g++ version
compiles with glee
gorgeous clean binaries
a fay de compli (spelling?)

All manners of archs
your code does support
the debian army
a growing cohort

Debian, debian
I know now to say
your gnu nazi developers
have made this geek's day.

--Satyricon

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Amy on Monday 14th of June 8:37 PM, 1999 (
chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Hey Amy, is it true your getting married as well? Or is everyone just confused with the Jenna post and saying your getting married as well?

- Totally Confused Cwis

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Satyricon slcan56p35.ozemail.com.au[203.108.168.163] Mozilla/5.0 [en] (Unix; I)
no subject on Monday 14th of June 5:47 AM, 1999

Fuck me up the goat ass new mozilla looks queer!!!!!

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Opium p45-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.45] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Saturday 12th of June 10:42 PM, 1999

kick me in the head

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
no subject on Thursday 10th of June 12:48 PM, 1999

Nothing new to see here folks..

Move Along...

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Tuesday 8th of June 4:08 PM, 1999

ive come to a conclusion:

i dont like stuff anymore

thankyou and goodnight

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maharG cf2-acld.Auckland.clix.net.nz[203.97.2.247] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
nuthin on Friday 4th of June 8:59 PM, 1999 (
graham@osoal.org.nz)

hello all, just saying that yes, i still live, and no, i havent died, i case your wondering, not that anyone cares, really.
this is a random post, so dont expect another anytime soon....it just wont happen, so dont get excited.
as for getting busted for 'alleged' fraud...
the government is to blame


it always is....

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Satyricon sailor.lib.md.us[198.76.201.196] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
no subject on Friday 4th of June 11:08 AM, 1999

this morning at 8:05am thre officers raided my house in connection with creit card and ozemail account fraud. My life has temrinated.

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Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
no subject on Wednesday 2nd of June 11:36 PM, 1999

Test for bentness. Give him head. Be a beaxon? or is it bacon. does he know? is it to mean head as in oral sux0ring felattio? Man
I am so beyonf the focal conglomerare oif bent. I like you mr_TCL and deadllama. rotfLLL!!!!!!!

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Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
death.sh on Tuesday 1st of June 12:24 PM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

'Death', a new package for all open source UNIX-clone users has been released. Consisting of a simple shell script, it depricates the 'life' package that comes as a deb rpm or tgz (applicable to your distribution) with all systems. Death provides several enhanced features, such as minimal (in an idle state, zero) resource consumption and far simpler installation. While the life package required the user to performed 'touch /dev/genitals' as root concurrently on two alternately gendered machines, Death simply requires the user to attach him/herself to an output jack while the package operates:

#!/bin/tcsh
# Uses depricated tcsh shell used exclusively by IRCops (bigots)
BitchX > /dev/$output

The BitchX session floods the unsuspecting user with so much coloured and 'ghetto-phrased' garbage as to render their processes idle.

Ports to Windows and other commercial platforms are underway, these will be greatly simplified by the significantly larger repositories of garbage binaries on these systems.

--Satyricon

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
Story of my Life on Monday 31st of May 10:53 PM, 1999 (
chrism@greenpages.com.au)

I would tell you about the things that
They put me through
The pain I've been subjected to
But the Lord himself would blush
The countless feasts laid at my feet
Forbidden fruits for me to eat
But I think your pulse would start to rush

Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes

Morality would frown upon
Decency look down upon
The scapegoat fate's made of me
But I promise now, my judge and jurors
My intentions couldn't have been purer
My case is easy to see

I'm not looking for a clearer conscience
Peace of mind after what I've been through
And before we talk of any repentance
Try walking in my shoes

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes

Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes........

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Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
no subject on Monday 31st of May 11:05 AM, 1999

If you listen closely to the end of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall"
You'll here these glorious words of wisdom:

"If you dont eat your beef, you cant have any pudding!"

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me osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
something to do tonite on Sunday 30th of May 1:48 AM, 1999 (
me@here.com)

Hello,
I just thought Id say boo
and post my first postage here
um......
yes well.......all done...

nite all

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Jenna a203.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.203] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
the GROOM on Sunday 30th of May 1:28 AM, 1999 (
Jenna@Hi Amy .com)

HEY AMY, GUESS WHO I'M MARRYING???? YOU KNOW HIM WELL!


bahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Jenna

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Jenna a203.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.203] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
HI AMY on Sunday 30th of May 1:13 AM, 1999 (
Jenna@Mrs.org)

Yes, the rumours are true.....Jenna is gonna embark upon another
unsuccessful marriage. Anyway, these treads you boyz write are
BORING. A one sentence phrase is a waste of space. Be original, type
something elaborate to entertain me. THREADS CONFUSE ME. Ok, on to my next thought....
it has been brought to my attention that this site is monitored by MICROSOFT and
HEWLETT PACKARD. Ok, guys, if you stop by to peek, you are obligated
to send me FREE puter toys....GOT IT??? BTW, deadbeef, the father of this
abomination works for the military-industrial complex. He uses his powers
for EVIL. I expect the United States to be invaded by New Zealand
any day now. I don't really mind, but BE WARNED, the letter "E" will become
obsolete. Can you say "shid" "jinna" "igg" ....I dunno if we can make
the transition. Also, we may be obligated to ingest something called "oddfellows",
a mind control drug, no doubt. In any case, I make it a policy to take any drug, at anytime.
That's all I have for now.

Katia

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
What? Where? on Wednesday 26th of May 10:08 AM, 1999

What Jenna Marriage thing??

huh? huh?


What's going on? Noone ever tells me anything :P

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Mel cache1.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
not much on Tuesday 25th of May 2:08 PM, 1999 (
Mel)

I felt guilty for not posting messages, and Opie is getting mad,

*message*

thankyou please come again

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Monday 24th of May 10:06 AM, 1999

damn it, write more people! what else am i meant to do at design school if not read comments!??!?

sheesh

PS congrats jenna on the marriage thingy :) i dont think i mentioned that before

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SatyrVsToiletBowl dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Fuck me on Sunday 23rd of May 3:39 PM, 1999 (
porcelain@bus.com.au)

FUcken me I am so fucken fucked up. I begged a machine to turn off and a woman to fuck me/. fuck im fucken fucked

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The Clan OSOAL osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
The Legacy Ends on Saturday 22nd of May 1:53 AM, 1999 (
admin@osoal.org.nz)

On the eve of the twenty second day of the fifth month in the year of our lord nineteen hundred and ninety nine, brave drunkards from clan O.S.O.A.L. while weakened from previous confrontations with ye devils insideous sixty two one hundredths finest distilled liquor, were victorous in thyne struggle. While many were lost in the frenzied battle, good overcame evil in the throws of combination of nine score and three days of war.

Casualties raged numerous on both sides. The victorious warriors penetrated the inner sanctum of thyne MadJacq'us. The valiant Sir Brook, slayer of moderately sized leafy vegetables of the realm of Shed, struck the mortal blow against thyne sworn enemy, conquering the Inebriation deamon (inibd[666]]) MadJacques. The sacrifices of the innards to procure a victory weighed heavily upon the folk of the clan.

In any war the infliction of destruction and deacy lurks heavy as a hideous and cruel spectre over thyne good people. Such was thyne abhorred encounter upon thou sacred lands of thyne Shed.

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Friday 21st of May 3:33 PM, 1999

The Brain
Neurological System
Human No. 4603-RTF-264412

21/5/99

Right Foot
Limb System
Human No. 4603-RTF-264412

Attention: Right Foot Management

Re:
Contractual discrepensies

Dear Mr Limb,
It has come to our attention, up at head office, that you seem to be slipping behind on your duties as outlined in your contract with us, dated 19/04/79. I wish to point out a number of concerns that i have in regards to the management of your subsidery.

Firstly, from oppinion based on the anual report handed to me by Mr Appendage, our Left Foot manager, you have been running your operations in a similar way to their system.
Mr Appendage has sited numerous occasions when Our Lord, Human No. 4503-RTF-264412, has been out dancing, and you have apparently been acting in a manner not at all disimilar to the Left Foots, and let me assure you Mr Limb, the last thing Our Lord wants is two left feet! You will kindly report back to me within two weeks of methods that your office is undertaking to be differant, whilst still harmoneous, to the Left Foot subsidery.

Secondly, I have it on good authority that it is well known throughout Our Lords workplace, and his personal life, that he has smelly feet.
I realise that a busy man such as yourself can not always be paying strict attention to the finer details of being a foot, but could you please make an effort to talk to the appropriate members of your staff about this problem.
I realise that it is a problem to do with the hygeine of Our Lord, and how often he changes his socks etc, and this is indeed an area of The Brain. I have been in discussion with the boys over in Personality Traits, and we have almost come to an agreement, but if you could please keep up your end of the bargain in regards to not sweating too much, then that would be greatly appreciated.
If you feel you are recieving too much sweat fluid from Right Leg than you can cope with, memo me back and I shall get in contact with them.

Thirdly, I would like to bring up the issue of the broken ankle experienced in your company last month. Again, I wish to convey my deepest sympathese towards you and your staff. You lost alot of good cells that day. But they're with god now.
I realise that this is a touchy issue so soon after the break, but it has been in plaster since the accident, and it appears to me that repair efforts have been slipping recently. Left Foot, as you will remember, broke its ankle two years ago, and by this time had already cleansed the area, and had started re-knitting the bone together, whereas you are still in the cleansing and anti-trauma stage. Our Lord is not happy with the progress, and neither are his doctors (Humans numbering 2564-FGY-234564 and 19534-UKJW-934987)
So could you please try and speed up the process. You are fully aware of the steps required to apply for extra plasma and calcium.

I have been very happy with you in the past, and in general your performance has been good, but you seem to be letting things get on top of you. If you do not improve in the next few months, your whole company might become infected with bacteria, and they'll have to amputate. You wouldnt want that, would you?

I hope to hear a full report back to me in the next two weeks

Yours sincerely,

The Brain

P.S. You shouldnt even be dancing on a broken ankle!

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Mince on Wednesday 19th of May 6:21 PM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

There was just an ad for mince on TV! I thought YOU'D appreciate the significance of this.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Morning on Wednesday 19th of May 9:35 AM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I just went and bought all the bits i need to fix my bike.
I still dont have a car, I can tell its going to be expensive when I do get it back.

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Wednesday 19th of May 9:00 AM, 1999

hmm. it's troubling when you arrive for class and no one else is here including the tutor, and all the lights are off.

i probably had a hand in today or something *shrug*

anyway... hurry up and post lots of meaningless things people, or my life will be totally boring

tah tah

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Opium p6-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.6] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 18th of May 3:57 PM, 1999

oh yeah, jenna...
we sell heaps of tools made by people called "Dayton tools", so i guess there's a good chance they're made near where you live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ISNT THAT NUTS!!!?!?!?

mm anyway, buh bye

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Opium p6-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.6] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 18th of May 1:47 PM, 1999

oh what a crappy crappy wee world this is, isnt it?

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Matt ras110.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.210] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)
boredom on Tuesday 18th of May 12:28 PM, 1999


Thought I'd post this cause I've got nothing else to do

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Opium p30-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.222] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 16th of May 7:37 PM, 1999

hmm, i finally found your message Jenna.

i didnt expect to see questions for me under replys to matts reply to mel, but anyway... :P

i was at design school till 9om cause i was doing my illustratior assignment, and my cousin was picking me up at 9pm to go round to brooks place to get the Office 97 CD, and then we dropped me home and i installed stuff for her and stuff and then i went to sleep. Theeeee end.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.8 i686)
Hmm on Sunday 16th of May 3:09 AM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Looks exactly the same as the last one ( browser version ).

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.8 i686)
Microsoft on Saturday 15th of May 4:52 AM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Aha

131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:43:44 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/comments.cgi HTTP/1.0" 200 12343
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:44:06 +1200] "GET /osoal/osoal.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 8274
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:44:27 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/comments.cgi HTTP/1.0" 200 12343
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:46:07 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/favicon.ico HTTP/1.0" 404 674
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:46:15 +1200] "GET /favicon.ico HTTP/1.0" 404 674
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:48:58 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/comments.cgi?mode=1&path=/550/&load=10 HTTP/1.0" 200 3707
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:56:23 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/comments.cgi HTTP/1.0" 200 12343
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:07:01:17 +1200] "GET /osoal/pics/teleport1.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 88984
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:07:03:40 +1200] "GET /osoal/pics/teleport2.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 96309
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:08:45:26 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/comments.cgi HTTP/1.0" 200 12343

Consider him well, THE ENEMY!!!!!
[ root@yak ] [ Sat May 15 04:50:42am ]
[ /home/httpd/logs ]# host 131.107.3.75
75.3.107.131.IN-ADDR.ARPA domain name pointer tide75.microsoft.com

This has been a public announcement for the peoples republic of satan.

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katia a175.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.175] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
OPIE on Friday 14th of May 9:06 PM, 1999 (
Jinkies)

OPIE, COME ON IRC SO I CAN ARGUE WITH YOU, YA DUM SHIT

J

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Friday 14th of May 7:32 PM, 1999

I need a stiff drink

(or a soft drink in a hard casing)

/me falls asleep

like you care
ok bye

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Friday 14th of May 6:33 PM, 1999

you want a story? fine!

Once upon a time there was a tranquiliser dealer named Jenna...ah...er.. Betty. Yeah, Betty.

She lived in a very big mansion ontop a very big hill (twice as big as the next biggest hill, but only half as big as the famous big hill "Little ol' Yellow Hill", last seen 1969. Bue i digress...

Nobody knew why she was so rich. She didnt have a job (although she did occasionaly attend a hospital where she was seen to partake in the opening of cans of Whoopass on her person) But apart from the splendid bruises and urine gifts left in her handbag, it didnt pay very well.

Indeed there was a much more saudid story to how she made her money. Yes that's right: she used to sell tranquilisers to children. The children didnt have much money, but they paid through their teeth (they didnt have money boxes in those parts. Bloody americans. Anywho...)

It got such that the children couldnt get enough tranquilisers to support their addiction, for they ran out of money quickly,(or sometimes they just couldnt be fucked walking up the damn hill) so all the children of the land (sept for Billy, he was exempt under Section 6-B of the "Child Addicts Bill" of 1985, sub-paragrah 7) where was I? oh yeah: so all the children of the land hatched a cunning plan to con their parents of their money.

They set up their own company, and sent their parents fake invoices for cash payable (i only said it was cunning, i didnt say it was interesting or literaraly extraordinary) And because their parents were so unbelievably ameri... er, stupid, they kept writing checks out to this strange "Just One Fix Ltd" place.

One day, one of the parents got suspicous. He got up, scratched his but, and promptly forgot what he was thinking. Bloody americans. Anyway... on with the story...

Betty was getting richer and richer, wealthier and wealthier, afluenter and afluenter well you get the idea, but alas she didnt only sell the tranquilsers, she also used them, which would prove to be her undoing! UNDOING!!!!!!!!

Betty was uping her dose of tranquilisers at a steady (and medically unrecommended) rate each day, and before long, she was living out her days in a morbidly fascinating drunken stupor, of which she had no control over. She became tardy with her money. She started to undercharge the little children.

The chlidren thaught this was great! The were getting their fix for sometimes 10 times less the usual amount! The children kept sending their parents fake invoices, and before long had amassed a rather big stockpile of hard cash, which they used to buy black market weaponary and second-hand Russian fighter planes (as you do)

With their newly created arsenal, the little kids struk at bettys household with the full fury of their milatary machine. Little was left of her house. Betty was fine though. She was so zonked out on tranquilisers that her limbs stayed attached to her body during the explosions because she was too tired to have them fly off her (?) Soon afterwards, the children stormed the house and stole all the tranquilisers. They had enough tranquilisers to feed an army! (a small army) but they were a less than small army so they took them anyway! "YIPPEE!!!" said the children as they ran down the hill and went and sat by the river to get high.

Betty eventually woke up from her tranquiliser induced semi-coma that she'd been living in for the past 4 weeks, and thaught "oh fuck"
"oh fuck" she said, to further emphasise this point
she HAD to get tranquilisers, but all the little shit heads had them! (she thaught)

She tried everything to get some from them! Sexual favours, speaking nice, calling them good, giving them biscuits, but alas, they still held out.

Finally, some bright (yet later to be revealed, stupid) kid had the bright idea that they could give her tranquilisers in exchange for mental health advise. And they were all in need of that, seeing as they were american kids n'all.

The little wee kids in trench-coats were first, and jenna made them all better. Then the little wee kids who would grow up to be infedelable presidents got their heads shrunk. Followed by all the hundredsof other zonked out fucked up american loser babies.


Betty was over the moon!!! she had all her tranquilisers back!! and the little kids were so mentally healthy, they didnt need the drugs anymore!

But many years later the little shits grew up to be very sucsessful facists, lawyers, accountants and other such trades-people and they ruled the country like they ruled their bedrooms: with an iron fist (copyright 1987 The Naked Gun)

They made a whole shitload of really mean laws, and broguht back public executions and all sorts of cool stuff.

Eventually all bettys drug taking meant that she too was sodomised by the long penis of the law (so to speak. wow, that was really gross, i must be tired...)

All the little children (who were more like adults now, but ill call them children for clarities stake) chained her up to a stick outside Taco Bell, and threw swords at her till she died.

But she got the last laugh! because she was zonked out of her mind and didnt feel a thing!


Theeeee end


bah who cares anyway
im gonna go now

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katia a175.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.175] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
YOU PEOPLE on Friday 14th of May 6:03 PM, 1999 (
katia@shup.com)

BY GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE BORING. CAN'T YOU USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS
AND WRITE A FEW STORIES OR SOMETHING? PATHETIC.....THAT'S ALL
I CAN SAY...PATHETIC

J

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Friday 14th of May 5:37 PM, 1999

yay, it's 5:30pm, so not many people are at design school. there's 5 people in this computer room, and yay the link to tech is going "fast" *gag* so using Nutscab is almost bordering on enjoyable!

i have to hang around here till 9pm. ive gotta design two more signs for use in an airport using illustrator. if anyone wants to help out (ie if you're really bored or drunk or both) then make some for me in BMP form, and email them to sanderso@design.wnp.ac.nz and ill trace round them in illustrator and use them :)

bah nobody cares anyway
ok bye

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Mel cache1.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
lalala on Thursday 13th of May 7:53 PM, 1999 (
Mel@mel.mel)

I havn't posted a message for a while...so here it is.

*message*

there are you happy now!

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Thursday 13th of May 1:40 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

god using these computers is painfully slow
me thinks they would be wise to install netscape on the local HD rather than having to get every little shity bit of info off an already slow link to the polytech

i think ill start a citizens initiated referendum on the subject

and ive got to hang round here for an hour to wait for the stupid bit of platic and shit to arrive at the workshop *moan*
*twiddle thumbs*

i might do some illustrator work or something

bah you dont care anyway

ok ill just go now

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Satyricon sailor.lib.md.us[198.76.201.196] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
debian! on Wednesday 12th of May 5:04 PM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

DEBIAN! .debs for the masses! Abolish dselect and give me dpkg -i, bitch

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JInkies a064.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.64] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
NO FIGHTING on Wednesday 12th of May 4:11 PM, 1999 (
Jinkies)

Dear Opie,

Shells and I have petty fights for amusement. They are not serious and all in good fun. You, however should not bring real issues in here because the vultures are just waiting for something to pounce upon for blackmail purposes.


Sincerely,

JInkies

PS: Who wants to play flame war with me next???

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Shakesbeare p22-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.150] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Wednesday 12th of May 12:10 PM, 1999

THATS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!

and the jenna thing was serious

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Wednesday 12th of May 8:35 AM, 1999

but oh yeah that's right, you dont want to put any effort in, because it's not important to you at all

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Wednesday 12th of May 8:34 AM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

if you put as much effort in to our relationship as you do in to petty fights then maybe things would be alot better

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Wednesday 12th of May 8:29 AM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

im on jennas side

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JInkies a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 7:27 PM, 1999 (
jinks)

ALLRIGHT SHELLEY.....LETS SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

MEET ME IN OZ...WE'LL MUD WRESTLE....WINNER TAKES ALL...LOSER SLEEPS
WITH THE GOGS (AND I DO MEAN ALL OF THEM)



KATIA THE FEROCIOUS

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JinkiesTheWarrior a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 6:49 PM, 1999 (
ummm)

Shelley, you poor misguided pristine little virgin. I did not colour my
black hair with OPIE's red crayons. No, instead I used his crayons to
write vulgar limricks on his backside (but you wouldn't know bout that
would ya?)And shelley, put on some make up once in awhile, wear pink,
GF....let the world know you are a girlie and proud of it.

Jinkies


PS: I can learn to play Quake faster than you.

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Battlebear p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Skanky hoes on Tuesday 11th of May 6:40 PM, 1999

Jinna you skanky skanky ho. Your firey red hair does not fool me. Next time get real hair dye, crayola crayons aren't meant to be used for colouring hair. I know you have many grey hairs, but crayons are used for colouring in pictures, not grey hairs!
wanna take me on? do ya do ya do ya?!??!? huh huh??!?!? ANSWER ME WENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DeadBeef the drunken dwarf cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.7 i686)
and yes fuck that email address that works on Sunday 9th of May 3:42 AM, 1999 (
drunk@osoal.org.nz)

I just added it.
druuuunk as shit.
thank you.

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Opium p59-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.123] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Friday 7th of May 8:50 PM, 1999

ssshhhh secret squirrel...

according to my scources, (ie the nice man at sounds in north city plaza) the new ministry album will be out here may 17th or 18th (it arrive on the 17th and be in stores on the 18th i think) but i havent been able to confirm that with any other music stores ive been to. The guy at sounds was gonna check it out for me especially though, and he rung me and told me at home, so i reckon he's trustworthy, so yeah. that's about it. k bye

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
WM Theme on Tuesday 4th of May 4:03 AM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

The (un)official OSOAL WM theme is now available for download, get it soon before the Australian internet censorship legislation gets amended to ban anything covertly humourous or dangerously witty.

http://satyricon.goldweb.com.au/osoal.tgz

$ cp osoal.tgz ~/GNUstep/Library/WindowMaker/
$ tar -xzf ~/GNUstep/Library/WindowMaker/osoal.tgz

"Two pixmaps should be enough for anybody"

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.6 i686)
Slackware =) on Monday 3rd of May 3:13 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Real life example of why people shouldnt run slackware.

http://w ww.planetquake.com/bop/thenotes.html

Note: to install Q3 Arena under redhat,

1. Make sure you have a video card the redhat installer supports.

2. Install Redhat.

3. If you have a Voodoo Graphics based card:
(w)get ht tp://glide.xxedgexx.com/Glide_VG-2.46-1.i386.rpm
rpm -Uvh Glide_VG-2.46-1.i386.rpm
Or if you have V2 based card(s)
(w)get ht tp://glide.xxedgexx.com/Glide_V2-2.53-1.i386.rpm
rpm -Uvh Glide_V2-2.53-1.i386.rpm

4. (w)get ht tp://glide.xxedgexx.com/Device3Dfx-2.0-1.src.rpm
rpm --rebuild Device3Dfx-2.0-1.src.rpm
rpm -Uvh /usr/src/redhat/RPMS/i386/Device3Dfx-2.0-1.i386.rpm

5. rpm -Uvh ftp://ftp.cdrom.com/pub/idgames /idstuff/quake3/linux/q3test-1.03-glibc-6.i386.rpm ( this will take a while )

6. Do it:
Crank up X ( startx )
Click on something to get a shell
change to /usr/local/games/q3test ( cd /usr/local/games/q3test )
run it ( ./linuxquake3 )
enjoy.

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
Crappy background on Monday 3rd of May 11:12 AM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

Um. I made a really crap 5 minute job cunt OSOAL background and ill make more and WM themerise it once ive got some beer in me.

http://satyricon.goldweb.com.au/wmosoal.jpg

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Shakesbeare p8-max15.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.136] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
pics on Sunday 2nd of May 10:23 PM, 1999

Who's the short dude in some of the pics in Act II?

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Farmer Joe shelley.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.26] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
q3 on Friday 30th of April 11:47 PM, 1999 (
tama@pnn)

bastard... :)

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.6 i686)
Me again on Friday 30th of April 10:49 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I have some screenshots now:
This is a shot of most of the second map from the air.
htt p://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/q3testmap2.jpg
A shot of the quad for no other reason than I thought it looked cool.
http://we b.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/quad.jpg
A rather uninteresting series of me following one of the jump pads to its destination.
http://w eb.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/jump1.jpg
http://w eb.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/jump2.jpg
http://w eb.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/jump3.jpg
Me with the quaded shotgun, shooting the floor because it has a cool effect.
ht tp://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/quadshotgun.jpg
Shooting the floor with the rocket launcher.
http ://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/explosion.jpg
The resulting scorchmark from the explosion, from another angle.
htt p://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/scorchmark.jpg
A view of a teleport ( cool! ).
http ://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/teleport1.jpg
http ://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/teleport2.jpg

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.6 i686)
Me again on Friday 30th of April 8:09 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Some more stuff, it works in 1024x768 for me ( Q2 didnt ), it doesnt get any slower than 800x600 which is more a function of the V2's rather than anything fantastic about Q3. It feels alot more like Quake than Quake2, which I think is a positive thing. Alot of the sounds are borrowed from Quake1 / Quake2.

Oh and curved surfaces are cool, I hope the initial crowd of map makers find it in their hearts to use them tastefully, some of the initial Q2 maps were like Red, Green, Blue everywhere, bugger using textures, coloured lighting is a cool toy.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.6 i686)
Q3Test on Friday 30th of April 7:50 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Q3 is going to rock, after about 5 minutes of running around in a level ( by myself ), the cool things have been that you can see through the teleports to whatever the destination is, the weapons leave 'damage' on the scenery ( the plasma gun effect as it fades off is cool ). It doesnt run that well on my celery at spec, there is a hint of the fluidness gone, its hard to tell without benchmarking it though. I'd have to reboot to try at a higher clock. Reboot bad.

I downloaded it to here, so I might as well put a link to it.
ftp://ftp.osoal.org.nz/pub/q3test/q3test-1.03-glib c-6.i386.rpm

I'm off to try and get the sound to go :)

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maharG b001-m006-p006.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.70] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
nothing special on Tuesday 27th of April 7:24 PM, 1999 (
grhama@osoal.org.nz)

yes, i am in agreement over simons comment on the gruel poem by lincoln
i say... MORE!!! GIVE US MORE!!! BRAVO!!! and all that hoo-ha.
anyways, i'm so tough, that when i get up for breakfast, my rice-bubbles don't go 'snap, crackle, pop', they say, 'shhhhh, here he comes!!!!'

sorry bout that

nevermind

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.5 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Monday 26th of April 7:20 PM, 1999

that poem rocked, Lincoln.

this next one isnt nearly as good but is loosely about gruel and im just trying to fill in time while i sit here so ill post it up anyway :P

"You are old," said the youth, "and
your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than gruel;
Still, you ate shoes and blankets, and
your fortune did seek
In the North, 'mid privations cruel."
"In my youth, said the grandfather,
"I ate at the Dorm,
And took all my meals without sighing,
But my jaws, how they worked,--though
thin was my form,--
'Twas meat stew kept me tough and from dying." (Gates, p.86)

this ones cooler but i found it second so it's been pasted second :)


When Knightley asked for his "jewel,"
Mr. Woodhouse thought it cruel.
His anger vented,
He soon relented
And then sought solace in gruel.

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.6 i686)
Q3 Arena on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

The Q3 Arena test has just been released for the Mac, next is going to be the Linux version, windows kiddies will get theirs last.
Excuse me while I puke with glee.

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Sieben bentley-x.iniaccess.net.au[203.30.128.25] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
elite@uptime.org)

Fucken ph33r the elite uptime must die ;(

10:42pm up 46 days, 14:06, 4 users, load average: 1.03, 1.04, 1.01

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Zen Sandwich qoon.hsnz.co.nz[203.97.231.45] telnet/0.10
man pages on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
colin@osoal.org.nz)

OK, a unix-ish thing this time, inspired by overuse of the man(1) command, and sung(?) to the tune(?) of Eraser by NiN.
[insert usual apologies to the authors, fans etc.]

nice(1) you
sleep(1) you
find(1L) you
touch(1) you
fsck(8) you
mouse(4) you
tar(1) you
break(2) you
close(2) me
route(8) me
bash(1) me
unlink(2) me
kill(1) me
kill(1) me
kill(1) me
kill(1) me...


--TZS. (who really needs to find something better to do during the day :))

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Zen Sandwich qoon.hsnz.co.nz[203.97.231.45] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
whee! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
colin@osoal.org.nz)

Look ma, I got meself a PTR record! finally.

'k, bye.

--TZS

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Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.72] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
Life, Death and the love of the scythe. on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

In reference to Gareth's latest .plan hooey:
http://servizi.raffo.it/
I have mad imapx expl01t sk1llz. If anyone has good script kiddy skills (mine have been slowly waning) I'd love to see some christian website similarly defaced. www.bennyhinn.org springs to mind.

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maharG osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586)
still living...just on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
graham@osoal.org.nz)

yay for me, for all of the happiness has gone.
yep, still alive, trying to get an internet account... then i can pester u
all everyday!!! hehehahahahahhahohohohoohoho....

sorry, my hernia momentarilly took control of my mind
any ways... yay for me, still living in hell
i am weak, spineless, and all of that crap

so long, and thanks for all the fish...

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5 i686)
I found a nice poem on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Here is a link I found, and a poem.

h ttp://www.toad.net/~sticker/nosurrender/Gruel.html

GRUEL

Your name is Diana Toy.
And all you may have for breakfast is rice gruel.
You can't spit it back into the cauldron for it would be unfilial.
You can't ask for yam gruel for there is none.
You can't hide it in the corner for it would surely be found,
and then you would be served cold, stale rice gruel.

This is the philosophy of your tong:
you, the child, must learn to understand the universe
through the port-of-entry, your mouth,
to discern bitter from sweet, pungent from bland.
You were told that the infant Buddha once devoured earth
and spewed forth the wisdom of the ages.

Meat or gruel, wine or ghee,
even if it's gruel, even if it's nothing,
that gruel, that nothingness will shine
into the oil of your mother's scrap-iron wok,
into the glare of your father's cleaver,
and dance in your porcelain bowl.

Remember, what they deny you won't hurt you.
What they spare you, you must make shine,
so shine, shine . . .

By Marylin Chin

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/5.0 [en] (Unix; I)
=) on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Hello

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5 i686)
Test on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

[ db@cow ] [ Wed Apr 14 11:54:25pm ] [ the 260th day remaining ]
[ ~ ]$ uname -a
Linux cow.osoal.lan 2.2.5 #4 Wed Apr 14 00:21:13 NZST 1999 i686 unknown

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
yAy on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Deth sold me a CD RW drive yay, so I can do stuff now yay.
And er look I posted.


This post bought to you by the letter "3".

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.164] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
More More MORE! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Dear All,

I think we all need to make a concerted effort to post more messages here.
I want to see a marked improvement over the next few days (however I anticipate that there will be a more steep drop-off in the number of posts *sigh*)


Signed,
Az.

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Sieben nat12.easports.com.au[203.46.0.12] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
reverse lookup from hell on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
seven@seven.org.au)

Sorry i had to flaunt this :)


P.S. i'm at work bahahahahahahaaaaa!

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Mr_llama a185.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.185] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
JInna on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Mr_llama@JInna.com)

OSOAL NEEDS MORE JINNA....MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!
ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO GET MORE JINNA ON OSOAL WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.
BECAUSE WE LOVE HER SO!
SINCERELY,

MR_LLAMA


PS: I SHOULD POST MORE PICS OF MYSELF, SHOULDN'T I????

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SW slnew54p07.ozemail.com.au[203.108.151.23] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; I)
Twisted? on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

Excuse me.......do you fuck as well as you dance?......are you as hot in the bedroom as you are on the dance floor?....oh really......see ya.......later.........hi boyth......doeth the bike haveth speedth

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Satyricon netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i686)
Anal rape on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
matthew_r(spam_me)@ozemail.com.au)

whats the fucken poitn of drum and bass if no one can play guitar?
have you seen those fucken clubbers
with their peroxided dreads
dressed up in fucking adidas
like fucking fucked fuckheads
I wouldnt drop a tab of e if you fucken payed me man
ive got the guts for lsd
and the only jungle I know is 'nam.

With the recent influx of cuntery like SOAP, Backstreet Boys, etc. I send out a holler of terror for real metal.

"Every white bald pommy cunt thinks that you're so hip
read NME from ten years ago and its all the same dickslip"

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Sieben slnew53p04.ozemail.com.au[203.108.150.144] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; I)
Ph33r!!!!!!! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
seven@seven.org.au)

12:03am up 30 days, 15:27, 3 users, load average: 1.00, 1.00, 1.07

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
Screenshot on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I have another screen shot.
It's enlightenment running a rather good rip off of WindowMaker / AfterStep / Your favorite NextStep clone / Next Step with the gnome GnuStep theme.

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
Wingate on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Pasted from bugtraq ( posted some time last night .)


WinGate 3.0 has three vulnerabilities.
1. Read any file on the remote system.
2. DoS the WinGate service.
3. Decrypt WinGate passwords.

Delete wingate now ( or optionally throw your computer out the nearest window .)

Oh another thing, the same piece of code for the wingate DoS ( all you do is shove a couple of thousand bytes at a port, single for loop ), will crash the new version of ICQ if its running the stupid web server thing it does.

I dont understand why they havent learned that its bad to have morons running services, coupled with 'easy to use' software. Recipie for armageddon.

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Opium p23-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.151] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
yay on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

me thinks mel played a nasty april fools joke on us :(
to be extra cunning: she did it when it wasnt even april fools day!

anyway... tom morello is gonna be at www.ratm.com at 12 (midday) on Friday the 9th of April
(April 8th, 8pm eastern standard time)

ok thatll do bye

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david wallruz.osoal.lan[192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586)
below on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

noOOOOOO!!! it cant be true.

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melsanini cache1.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
:| on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Korn's Lead singer was shot yesterday and died.
My Korn C.D was stolen from a mates car last week.

not a good week for Korn.


p.s I'm going to Hawaii on Wednesday.

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Pen's Dad slwol54p06.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.198] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Wheres dimitie? on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
pens_Dad@trucks.com.au)

Wheres dimitie?

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Dear oh dear, what have we her dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Lynx/2.8rel.3 libwww-FM/2.14
! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
root@yiff.net)








FurServ(~USER@pd18.fone.net)] colin: A toon-morphic male raccoon, standing
about 4ft (122cm) tall. His fur is mid-brown with a tan patch at the
front that starts at his neck and extends down, over his belly
and between his legs. He has a black striped tail, and black "mask" around
his eyes. He is wearing nothing, except for a black leather collar which
is fastened securely around his neck, and a black metal name tag which
also reads "Property of Jeremy Skunk" on the back.

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
Hmmm on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Disregard my last post. Looks like one of the oh so funny april fools jokes on slashdot.

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
:( on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

http://www.userfriendly.org/
http://www.segfault.org/

Microsoft have broken our toys :(

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Opium p12-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.204] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

er, i mean
http://village.cyberbrain.com/ministry/html/audio_clips/the_ dark_side_of_the_spoon.htm
i should read what i paste :P

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Opium p13-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
WAHOO!!!!!! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

yay! ministry are releasing a new album!
they've finished the thing, and itll be released soon

either 27 April, or the 8th or 9th of June (hopefully April 27th)

http://village.cyberbrain.com/ministry/audio/the_dark_side_o f_the_spoon/01_-_supermaniac_soul.mp3

that site says some stuff

there's the song "Bad Blood" on the new Matrix Soundtrack, which
inscidently is one kickass album

oh yeah, and Rage against the machine have finished 15 tracks for their
new album, and Zac is just finishing all the lyrics for them. There's no
official release date yet though.

HURRAH!!!

so if you're wondering what to get me for my birthday (19th April) get
me CD vouchers :)

k bye

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Sieben slnew52p40.ozemail.com.au[203.108.150.118] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; I)
Death on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
seven@seven.org.au)

erm can anyone tell me if Apache supports Frames?

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.5 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

do you realise how fun it is working with a photoshop file 2646x3742 pixels on a crappy slow mac?

but yay! i get to hand this bitch in in a minute and itll all be finished with!! hurrah!!!!
k bye

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.5 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

if anyone reads this, please please plesae find me a good image of the american flag, and then email it to sanderso@design.wnp.ac.nz

tah :)

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Antony renee.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.16] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; CNETHomeBuild03171
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
antonyw@p.n.nz)


WHat is a good linux os to start with. I am looking at running it.

Cheers
Ant

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adakar proxy.dun.ihug.co.nz[209.76.100.253] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (WinNT; I)
not found? try this one then :) on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
russellc@es.co.zn)

http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~russellc/vm_98sin.jpg

I found it all quite amusing really...

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
Heh on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I'm bored, who can spot the post ( miles back in the history of this page thing ) that was inspired by Visual Basic 5.

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
Sod. on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I get:

The requested URL /screenvm.jpg was not found on this server.

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i686)
VMWARE on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

This netscape session exported to a 17 incher on a sun is reall perty :-)

http://satyricon.goldweb.com.au/screenvm.jpg
VMware running win98 with networking displayed :-)
It creates an interface under linux called vmnet1 and a netstat/tcpdump shows it shutning the packets through the physical eth0 interface. Funky :-)

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Simon Anderson gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.5 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

i believe MacOS has a function pause(int x) . tis a function that netscape for macintosh happens to think it needs to call after every thing it tries to do. hense life sucks while using a mac for anything fun

you enter in a url and it pauses for 5 minutes whilst not accepting any input or anything, it just sits there thinking. tis the " non-functional uni-tasking " feature i guess

anyway, im gonna go back to class and mope some more for a while

PS ill have an internet account again by the end of next week or so so i wont have to spend all my money on these stupid things

ok bye

if you dont hear from me again, ive been killed or maimed.

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
I dont try to post twice in a row. on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I have a new screenshot, I might start collecting them.

http://db.osoal.org.nz/sc/screenshot.bmp
http://db.osoal.org.nz/sc/screenshot.jpg

The bmp is like 2 megs so its a pain to download, the jpeg just doesnt convey how nice the gradient theme actually looks though.

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
Hits on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

http://www.osoal.org.nz/log/

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.5 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
hey look! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

yay i got some web credits, so i can bugger about at design school

but booo i cant IRC :(

if anyone has any suggestions then please email them to me

i cant chat through www.dalnet.com, and im not aloud to telnet, and im not aloud an irc client for that matter either *sadness*

*mope*

anywho, i better go see what the tutor wants me to do

toodles

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Chris slwol55p47.ozemail.com.au[203.108.230.63] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
w00h00 on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

w00h00 i fucken fixed it ! *points at the version*

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Satyricon netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Starcraft on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

<WaReZ kiddy>
I really really want a starcraft CD key that works on battle.net, I know someone must have one!
</WaReZ kiddy>

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.2 i686)
First on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

First Post!

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Chris slwol52p59.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.123] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Flamewar ! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

Get in the Mood......Flame Amy.....coming soon to a comments page near you ......


(Actually its already here, check out Georges rant thread and Flame Amy.......you know you want to...)

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|Wu-Slang sunshine.ppp.cyberenet.net[208.17.134.248] Mozilla/3.02Gold (Win95; I)
yes on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Mclock_411@yahoo.com)

Wu-Tang Clan coming at ya.. .Step back before I yiff you mama..
All you hardcore furry hoes out there best chills...
Dis is my #meadow so stay the f--- out.
I been chillin for years, leaving hoes in tears,
got 5 gears in the box, fuck tube socks
i'll ride you like a tick when i tock
the screams that you make when you feel my cock
known as the black samson on this here block
You're like a 3 year itch, all up on my jock
strap on dildoes is what kill ya
or some kinda deeper sickness like salmonella
y'all keep bleedin like hemophilia
and when you come up for air, i'll keep killin ya

yo peace out to all my #dragons hoes. you know I be lovin ya
tell that shorty in #furry to keep her nose to tha ground
and her tail in the air, cuz I'm about to yiff that ass

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katia a016.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.16] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
answering machine tapes on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
katia@OUTRAGED.com)

To the juvenile delinquents who raped my answering machine:

wavs of the disgusting event are available per request and the
relinquishment of your soul. Warning: they are long and disgusting.
There are references to cigars, rooting, licking assholes, etc.
I expect EACH and EVERY one of you to play these wavs for your mother
and your minister and explain what possessed you to do such a thing.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE........REPENT


Sincerely,

Katia

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.1 i686)
rant on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

Why do I bother coming online anymore? Ive even got better things to do now. I could be doing work for my tafe course im failing, or I dunno, talking to real people and developing sexual encounters or something. Instead im here speaking to a pack of worthless geeks who hold me in contempt and eating my chinese food for fat ugly bitches who feel sorry for me.
I come on DALnet sometimes and people either take the piss, ignore me, or derive humour at my own expense. I go on undernet quite a bit where people think im "elite" because I use Linux. I know im not elite, I know I dont know fuck, and im sick and tired of telling people how to type ldcnfig and rpm -Uvh.
If I try and learn anything I get no credit for it, and what im meant to learn at school is a complete shaft. Lack of interest = lack of motivation = lack of attendance = fail. Failing Word Processing 1 is humiliating.Also there's the fact everyone in Canberra hates me too.
There's been a rumour round town for several years that I engage in intercourse with sheep and I often see strangers on the street who call me sheep boy and mock me. I beleive it arose from my mention of a woollen jumper once on a high school ski camp. People suck. Rumours also float around that I engage in intercourse with my dog.
I dont know why people hate me so much, but everyone does. The female species is even worse. They dont just mock me, they completely detest me. My shank will see about as much action as the logic zone of ZRunn's brain. He is seriously deficient. At least I can take consolation in how im less defective than some other people, but not many.
Now, since no women here like me, im really bad at getting involved with bitches online, most of whom are more defective than myself. When I first got online with my LC575 (68040/20/250) I went to this role playing WWW chat, being a dungeons and dragons geek at the time. I got into a cybersex relationship with a married 30 year old woman. It was quite sad.
Since then I got 'involved' with several other people, and at the moment im still hung up on that candygal bitch from canada. I wish she'd use a bad tampon and die of toxic shock syndrome so the thought of her would go away. People suck. Especially SW. He thinks he's so superior to me. Cunt.

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Chris slwol55p57.ozemail.com.au[203.108.230.73] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
/me drunk on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

Its 9am on Friday morning, and I'm drunk. I havent been to bed either, so technically it still counts as Thursday night I suppose *denial* *denial*, Actually, I'm feeling quite mellow, its amazing what beer can do to you when you're really tired, anyway, my computer is in pieces at the moment, I need a Windows 95 boot floppy, everythings sorta spacey, and I'm listening to the Cure. Well, theres something I really need to tell somebody, and until I tell this somebody, I'm going to be a seriously depressed motherfucker, but the thing is see, I don't have enough courage to do it unless she makes the first contact, so I'm in a bit of a dilemma...hmm sk8grls on, I can babble at her instead, thanks for reading.

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Melanie cache1.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Nitchuck on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

That's not very nice.......but your not very nice people so its okay lol
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Ogenboner [203.46.0.81] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Choose bad herion on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

We like to party , we like to party

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Buttons p42-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.170] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Red Meat on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Red Meat rocks.

It's funny and weird and makes me laugh.



http://www.redmeat.com
Go there.
And read the archives too.

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DeadBeef localhost[127.0.0.1] GNU Emacs 20.3.1 (i386-redhat-linux, X toolkit)
Stuff on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@127.0.0.1)

This is post number 499, i've rescued all but about 50 of the old posts, i'll find the rest of them sometime today. Who's in for number 500?

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SW slwol53p19.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.147] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
Katia Rant on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

OK, as is all the rage at the moment, we have a rant from katia007

http://sw.osoal.org.nz/jinnarant.txt

(Thanks to giggo for the .txt :P)

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SW and Giggo ras11.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.111] Mozilla/3.01 (Win95; I)
b33r ! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

bahahahhaa its 6am

me and giggo are still up
we're drinking beer
and hes eating lolly gobble bliss boms
hes elite
so am i though
we're both elite
ph33r our eliteness
like seriously
ph33r
we love you gareth
chmod 666 satan
you are a gossip prostitite
b33r 0wnz j00
bhaahha deadbeef
j00 elite mr_llama
hahaha
jenna must die
hahahahahah

giggo typed that
hahahaha

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Leigh proxy.xtra.co.nz[202.27.184.71] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0b2; Windows 95)
maharG on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
the-tick@xtra.co.nz)

Am I just imagining things or has Graham disappeared off the face of the Earth (as we know it) since the 17th of Feb.

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DeadBeef lan2.osoal.lan[192.168.0.130] Mozilla/2.0 (compatible; MSIE 3.0; Windows 95)
Buahhhahha on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Ph33r me, i have IE 3 or somthing like that.

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mel cache1.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
battz on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Katia007 found a bat in her shoe

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Chris slwol53p32.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.160] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Urgh on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

I feel so dirty.....

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Satyricon slcan51p58.ozemail.com.au[203.108.176.122] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.1 i686)
j00 on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I have an erection. The thought of street rod II is making me very, very excited.

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LordP p7-max1.akl.vip.net.nz[203.109.227.7] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
erm on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
lord.purple@usa.net)

erm. dudes. any chance I can borrow/steal/cut'n'paste the voting booth code ? or could you point me to a place that has it (or something similar) available for free download ?

lordp

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Chris slwol52p39.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.103] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
Stuff on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

Well after having the webspace for about 3 months, I finally did something (really lame) with it, go visit it <A HREF="http://sw.osoal.org.nz">here</A>

Hm, hope that worked, or I'm gonna look a right fuckwad

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MEL cache1.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.251] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
givving up on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I DON'T CARE!
ITS SO &%$%#$$# OBVIOUS!!!!
and still he does not realize it! wtf am i sposed to do!
i'm giving up and no one will bother to stop me becoz its pointless!


hi ppl :)

luv melly

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Sieben slnew52p58.ozemail.com.au[203.108.150.136] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
POLL on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
seven@ozbytes.net.au)

Tastes Like.........

you forgot Chinese food!!!!!!!



bahahah
l0l

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Buttons guppy.netnet.net.nz[210.55.254.163] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.1 i686; Nav)
Spelling Lesson on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

OK
Satyricon,
The spelling is *NOT* 'Dartanion'!!!

The correct spelling would be: D'Artagnan!!!



Illiterate, Uncultured Fool.....

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oAP renee.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.16] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
n0e on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
mE@here)

fucvk the roofff i screaking liek shit and soem cunts alarm keeeps goign
off!#$)!#$!#)@($@*$@)#?!2$@#!*@#$!#$

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.2 i686)
ruin / null on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I have made rpm's of the latest release of null, its only the second time i've ever build rpm's so could someone test them please.

All you have to do is download it ( from our files section ), install it and then as your non-root user run inst_null ( to copy over the user specific config file ).
Some feedback would be cool too.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.1 i686)
Bah on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

http://www.bah.org/ !

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Opium p22-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.214] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

modems suck
i hate them

and i hate windows
and windows said unto my modem:

"NO modem you may NOT auto detect!
you go to HELL modem!
you go to hell and YOU DIE!!!"

(hello jenna)

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/5.0a1 [en] (X11; ; NetBSD 1.3.3 i386; Nav)
Propaganda on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

The world is becoming too mediated, raving propaganda and wanton publication
of spur-of-the-moment thoughts is becoming rare. I for one openly propate objectist bastardism, fascism, totalertariasm
and despise for your fellow man.
Read more at:
http://satyricon.goldweb.com.au/

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melanie cache1.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.251] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
apple on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

i've found an apple and eaten it too

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Rince kirsty.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.12] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
"For Val's Day I did...." poll on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
scott@p.n.nz)

You missed the obvious:
...surfed for pr0n and "pleasured myself"

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Matt gatekeeper1.sydney.ozemail.net[203.108.191.40] Mozilla/4.04 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
weird shit you find hidden away on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
matthewr@ozemail.com.au)

This 386sx/16 has two 72 pin simm sockets! AND I HAD FOUR 4MB 30PIN READY TO GO IN IT!!!!!!

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Buttons p35-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.99] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Cult! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Hey! I had a thought......
I'm sure it is largely unimportant....

But with your combined wits, you could perhaps do a comic strip, or 'Thought for the Day' Page, or something interesting which updates every day.
You could gain a cult following all around the world!
You could make money!
Like User Friendly! Or RawMeat!

Hmmm....
But then people would notice you all...
Then people would right you email telling you how wonderful you are....
People would want to hear from you everyday...
People would be interested in what you had to say....

We can't have any of that now, can we?



Ignore me.

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.1 i686)
Satyricon on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
graham@osoal.org.nz)

being depressed is fun. you can kill and destroy things without having a valid or reasonable excuse.
except for the reason that it needed to happen.
leave us depressed people to our misery.

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melanie cache1.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.251] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
thought of the day! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

YAY!!!!!
I'M SO HAPPY!!!!! its back! its really back!!!
whahooo i love you guys....no really i do if i was in Wellington I'd kiss all of you at this moment whahooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!




thanks again :) :) :) :) :)

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ZoRN gate-omega.stu.adelphia.net[208.235.121.131] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Anti-www.hampsterdance.com on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
zorn@adelphia.net)

Due to my visiting this site(http://www.hampsterdance.com/)from a message on this site, I am formint the ANTI-hampsterdance.com group. This group will be dedicated to killing, mutilating, shooting, raping, and teasing any forms shape or sizes of singing or dancing hampsters. Please reply to this if you are interested. Send all compliants to webmaster@hampsterdance.com.

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.1 i686)
Depression on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sales@29kennyst.com.au)

Why is it that all the people who post to osoal are depressed as all fuck?
is it because none of us have lives stable relationships, futures, incomes or anything to live for?
or is it just because we're fucked in the head?

Im taking option 1.

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David ppp1.sans.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.36.65] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586)
mmm on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

I aRe baboon!

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maharG ljreid.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.1 i686)
self hatred on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

self hatred is destructive
it eats at the very core of your soul, and makes you feel like shit
i am but a simple person, with simple but individual ideals and morals
but this is not good enough for kathleen
she wants perfection
perfection i cant give
and so, the very fabric of relationships is torn forever
and you hate yourself

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melanie cache2.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.242] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
hampsters on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Ok this page is so cute and funny http://www.hamsterdance.com/
go there and see the best darn dance in history...make sure you have your sound going.

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Shakesbeare p12-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.140] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/99feb/19990207 .html

you might find this remotely funny

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David ljreid.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.1 i686)
haiku on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

when i am alone
i like to hum a short tune
softly in my mind

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maharG ljreid.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.1 i686)
i hate life on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
maharg_s@yahoo.com)

i am depressed...
my life is hell.....

why do i always upset kathleen....
is there something wrong with me, or are we not to be???

well, right now, i dont really care...

all i want to do is drink beer and be with my friends...
they are the only ones who understand....

why does life suck???

please help me....

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Buttons p58-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.186] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
I agree! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I'm with Mel on this one... not that any of you care anything about my opinion....

But I thought the 'Thought for the day" things were really cool too :)

Sometimes I'd sit there, pressing refresh for a bit, waiting for each new message :)

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.1 i686)
Isengard on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
jorm@goldweb.com.au)

hill din horde
horde stor
ma den blie storre
enn jsu ord
snart skal hovles
de godes mor
naglfar seiler
i ondskapens fjord

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Melanie buttons.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
in all seriousness on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
me)

I want the insane messages coments thingys back on the main page of O.S.O.A.L!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!bring them back they were rad! I've been meaning to ask for ages but i'm asking now.....so pppppplllllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssseeeeee!!!!!!!



PLLLLLEEEASE bring it backkkkkkk..

n.b I am not under the influence of alcohol at this moment in time.

thankyou

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Chris tsunami.zip.com.au[61.8.31.2] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
Dorksville on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

Sie lieben fur alle tagen! nEIN

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Chris slwol55p30.ozemail.com.au[203.108.230.46] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
Open on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

Really don't know what I'm doing here
I really think I should have gone to bed tonight
Just one drink and theres some people to meet you
I think that youll like them, i have to say we do
I promise in less than an hour, we will honestly go
Why don't I just get you another, while you just say hello?
Just say hello

Im cluthcing it tight, another glass in my hand
Mouth and the smiles moving up as i stand
closer to wide, and the smiles are too wide
and im breathing too deep and my heads getting light
hands around my shoulders roll like waves, tehy wont go away
here i go, here i go again

Take it on my knees just like a thousand times before
I get transfixed, and fixed
Im just looking at the floor

Im starting to laugh like an animal in pain
I got blood on my hands, I got hands in my brain
First short retch leaves me gasping for more
As I stagger over screaming on my way to the floor
And im back on my back with the lights and the lies in my eyes

I laugh and I jump and I sing and I laugh and I laugh and I laugh

I cant take it anymore, thats it i've become
Just keep moving my mouth, just keep moving my feet
i say im loving you to death like im losing my breath
All the smiles that i make
And the games that i play
And the drinks that i mix
And I drink til im sick
And all the shapes that i throw
makes me sick to the heart
I feel so tired

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Chris slwol55p30.ozemail.com.au[203.108.230.46] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
Rabbit in Your Headlights on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

I'm a rabbit in your headlights, scared of the spotlight, you dont come to visit, I'm stuck in this bed.
Thumb rubber gloves. She laughs when shes crying. She cries when shes laughing.
Fat blooded fingers, are sucking your soul.....away

I'm a rabbit in your headlights, christian suburbanites. Washed down the toilet, money to burn
Fat blooded fingers, are sucking your soul......away

If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on.....youll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth

Fat worms on the underground, caught between station, butterfingers, I'm losing my patience
I'm a rabbit in your headlights....christian suburbanites... you got money to burn
Fat blooded fingers....are sucking your soul.......AWAY

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david ljreid.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.1 i686)
haiku on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

i am drinking stuff
it makes my head all swimmy
please keep the room still

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angry cache2.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.242] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
fg on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dfg)

I AM ANGRY!!!!
VERY VERY PI**ED OFF AT THE MOMENT!

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.0 i686)
bah on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I'm so bored.
Its no fun not being connected to the net.

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7-man slnew55p60.ozemail.com.au[203.108.151.138] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
ph33r on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
seven@ozbytes.net.au)

um Ph33r my Partey of d00m
Ph33r my Fuked up Windows Box
er Ph33r the Grey ghost
Ph33r ircii
Ph33r the mess and drunken group can make
Ph33r FRANK
Ph33r MADMARK
ph33r our 12hr drinking effort
ph33r how well Pizza goes with b33r
Ph33r the Rack-O-Meat(tm)
ph33r IRC sluts

<RANT from Hell>

Its Too HOT for a Penguin here i'm gonna send you back the the north
Pole Penguin

P.S. Ph33r Adam Sandler

hmmmmmmmm i might go see th WATERBOY tomorrow i heard its real good

P.P.S. Ph33r my Posts from h3ll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ugher cache1.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.251] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
melanie on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
erfg)

i suck

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katia a159.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.159] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
don't like this on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
katia@confused.edu)

gareth,

I don't like this thread, post reply business. It confuses me. Change it back please.
Sincerely,

YOUR EVER LOVING KATIA

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Buttons azreal.netnet.net.nz[203.29.166.200] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Oh Yeah....

Yay for Linux!

It's actually pretty good :)

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Buttons azreal.netnet.net.nz[203.29.166.200] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Things that are Yay on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Yay for Significant Others who give you Static IPs :)
Yay for Significant Others :)
Yay for New Flats

Boo for having to get up at 5am
Boo for Distance
Boo for people spelling your machine name wrong so ending up with azreal, instead of azrael


That is all :)

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.0-final i686)
Progress is having its effects... on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I really love this gnome desktop business,
I have got my very own button rigged up so it does "killall -9 netscape; rm ~/.netscape/lock" for when netscape packs a fit.

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chris slwol51p26.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.27] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
sdajsba on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw)

vbahaha
i fuckin walked from fuckin milers pub to fuckin warilla to fuckn windang fuckin ph3r me cunts abhaha fck man i ot uckin think ive waled so fuckin fuar in my fuckin life eahhhhhhhhh abahhaa winadang wahhhhhhhhhabahahahaa im jstu a prety boy im just a prety boy one two buckle my shoe thre mfour lock the dr fuive six pick up sitkc all my life who am i al my life who am i all my life aoh an i al my life who ma i aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh im just a fagtgggggggettttttttt im just aa gFAAAAAAAAAAAATE inm hust a FATEEE m just a GAFAET imn just a FAET im just a GATE im just a FAGET Im a FAGET i not a fargot im not a faget im not a faget a motherfucking wuerrrrrrrrr, *bagpipes* ring a ring a roseie a pocket ful of posie ahses ashes we al fuall fdown rng a rng a rosie apocket ful of pose iashes to as ehs awe al fal fdown one wt buckel my she ldondon fbridgi sf aling down faling down dgfaling down london bridge is faling down my fair lady

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Shakesbeare p15-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.207] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Patience on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

patience is a virue, you've either got it or you don't...someone stole mine :( BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LordP dialin182.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.182] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
Intelligent life at Strip.Net ? on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
flatnet@strip.net.nz)

Pardon? (tee hee)

Tis cool, I don't give a damn what happens to our machine and neither do any of my flatmates.

Anyways, won't be here much longer, moving home. Will be without the net for a wee while. Have to watch for the symptoms (regaining appetite, attempting to socialise, etc).

LordP

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David wallruz.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
!? on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
david@supernews.com)

hAhhahAHhAHhAHhAHAha
When in doubt fuck it
When not in doubt, GET IN DOUBT!

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.125 i686)
AHhahhha on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

Its a long story, but hey, ive got lots of time. Were setting up an IP masquerading box for simon at the moment.
And it had a DNS spasm, so we were left watching sendmail timeout, at which point gareth had a brilliant idea, the PPP connection had gone up about 5 seconds previous to sendmail.
So we decided to port scan all of strip.net to telnet to it, and fix the DNS problem.
Turns out your machine is the only other intelligent life at strip.net, sorry.

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LordP dialin162.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.162] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
SYSLOGD is wonderful on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
flatnet@strip.net.nz)

Don't take this as me being angry, because I'm not. I found the whole thing rather funny to be honest. Anyway.

SYSLOGD comes up with some interesting things. Like portscans etc. Got one this afternoon. One of the things SYSLOG reported was thus :-

"imapd[22803]: Connection broken while reading line user=??? host=ljreid.static.ihug.co.nz"

I'll leave the rest to you. :)

LordP

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muh name is Melhanie buttons.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Malhony on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
melhaniy)

ick dick dog shit you are not it... Everyone seems depressed on here...damnit those no one full stops have come back...
you guys email me!!! i get no email no more!!!!!
its bad~~!!~~
hehehahah
~~!!~~
..
______ hahaha

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Colin [203.97.231.44] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
*sigh* on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
colin)

I don't ofter quote NiN, but I'm in a particularly bad mood:

"need you, dream you, find you, taste you, fuck you, use you, scar you, break you, lose me, hate me, smash me, erase me..."

Inspired by VB5. I hate my job at times. :P

--Colin.

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Buttons p46-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.46] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Sadness on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
noone)

No Sunshine
No warmth
No light
No smile
No sweet smell
No sunrise
No happiness
No joy

He took them all away

Why?

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maharG moth.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.18] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i686)
yay for happy space dolphins on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
moth@osoal.ml.org)

ignore the subject, it has no meaning
eating is the essence of life, and seeing as i have had but a single piece of toast for breakfast, i need to eat. for if i dont , then i shall die.
this is a bad thing.
so, i will now quest for the ellusive life sustaining sustinance.
for it is good.

happiness is dish best served slightly warmed in the microwave
or something

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Chris slwol54p07.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.199] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586; Nav)
Pretty fly for a white guy on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

You're getting a tattoo, you're getting ink done, you ask for a 13, and they draw a 31

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<insert name here> elk.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
<insert subject here> on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
<insert email address here>)



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Opium elk.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
damn it on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

sod it. i wish people would post more. with this post itll eman i wouldve posted twice in a row god dman it :(
Im oinly posting cause im drunk and i felt i ought to post while drunk because it's the thing to do because the theory goes that you say funny things while drunk. hmm
perhaps im not drunk enough yet
hmm
im drunk enough to go sleep soon
and it;s really cold in the shed part of the she d:( *cry*
i hope nothiong eats me while im in there :(
atleast the fridge is in there
it has cheese and roolls
i can eat some of them
cause im hungry
and can eat things
i need blankets :(
blankets would keep me warm
hmm
oh well
k bye

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Opium ljreid.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
lovely on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

i havent posted anything fer a while soo i figured i would. I've been to new plymouth since my last post. It was lovely. We couldnt see the mountain though so that sucked :( we got shown all the popular suicide spots around new plymouth by our lovely tour guide sarah though and she had a nice shirt on yay. New plymouth isnt really all that exciting. They only have one nice pub thingy but that sucked and was called "the Mill" and it had a nice shirt on yay!!!
We got given a pile of paper by sarahs dad cause he works in a printing place and he showed us a guilotine that can cut through like 3/4 ofa foot of paper in one chop and he had a nice shirt on :(
then we drove home again and it took us 4 horus with shelley behind the helm and she had a ncie shirt on yay? And we drove throuhg wanganui and they were very flood damaged kind of and there was a crane on their bridge that was pulling stuff off the bridge like sticks and stuff and he had a nice shirt on yay.
We visited my grandmoth and my aunty in levin on the way back hme at around 6:45pm and they were both well and they had nice shirts ons yays.s
and my nose is sore and we got home aruond 8:00 thank you and my nose is sore bye

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boblena cache1.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.251] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Necro on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
boblena@hotmail.com_hahayeahright)

yes well i think your main problem is the connection to the linux and the phone poll outside...why don't you try to connect it to the power line down the road........i'm sorry i'm in a mental mood ignore me please!!!
arrgh damn quit button not working

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Necro kirsty.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.12] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; IE4.com)
freeeking linux networking on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
rjt@paradise.net.nz)

HELP!

I have a machine at work that I simply cant get it to interface with our network. It worked fine at home, but at work we have an ASDL feed to paradise so its a bit more complicated. The windows setting for this network are IP=203.96.155.210 to .214 Subnet=255.255.255.248 gateway=203.96.155.209 nameserver=203.96.152.4 and .12 domain and domain suffix search order=paradise.net.nz.... now I beleive I have this all set correctly in linux, but obviously I dont because it wont do anything except ping itself. Can anyone give me some details about what I may have forgotten to do, ive tried asking paradise but they tell me they dont give technical support for linux :( (Im new to linux BTW) (P.S. emailing me would work best, or phone 473 4299 ask for Russell)

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Buttons p33-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.161] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Good Point on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyu)

I think Most things that are green are poisonous arent they??
This of course includes vegetables.

Except Broccoli. Broccoli is food of the gods. They disguised it as poison by painting it green so none of us would want it.
Damn the Broccoli Thieves!


:)

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mel !!!!!! buttons.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
thought: the green ones are poisoness on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
thismailthingythatsreallylongandiscoolifyoutrywrit)

this was the thought for the time i was on...i'd just like to say that it probably applys to chips
Just thought you'd like to know

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druggirl cache1.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.251] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
shit buttons cache on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
drugs-r-us)

Why the fuck is this stoopid Buttons shit(no offence amy) on muh goddamned puter!
Take it off take it off take it off!!! <---quiz can you see where the punctuation should be :)

I feel so U-S-E-L-E-S-S!!!
SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!

arghh forget it I'm a lost cause

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drugmel buttons.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
opie on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
drugs@lovingfeeling.com)

you shall get my drugs when the feeling is right and the 7 moons are in line (this will be at 2:15pm sunday)
you will feel extremely happy at that time.......

orrrrr

they're mine git off muh drugs goddamnit you drug stealing oagger!!!!

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LordP dialin150.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.150] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
Pokey link on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
blah@blah)

It's, well, poked (no pun intended) ...

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LordP dialin150.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.150] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
OSOAL Utils on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
blah@blah)

See, I didn't actually know that .. :~( ...

LordP

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Opium p10-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.138] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

fuck, i want what SHE's having!! :)
come on mel, share round the drugs, share round da loven feelin...

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John Jacob cache1.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.251] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
my foot on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
mel@melhug.co.nz)

Hi My Foot....If you have not realised I am not well...in any sense that is why i act this way..
I don't seem to be able to put one full stop either...
see.. ahhh damnit... stoopid mel....

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melly cache1.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.251] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
humf)

Leave me alone man!!! I don't know enuff bout computers to change whatever i come on and type and play games *sniff* just leave me be man!!

haha sorry bout that amy but i dunno what i'm doing on this thing i just come on and whatever it says i go along with :)

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Opium p10-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.138] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I believe you talk of the OSOAL utils that were orginally done for DOS then ported to linux you big huge idiot :)
*lick*

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LordP dialin173.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.173] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
Thoughts on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
flatnet@strip.net.nz)

I had a disturbing thought today.

I was going to port some of the cool utils of the OSOAL crew to Windoze.

I then had another disturbing thought.

Getting stoned to death by geeks for my insolence and stupidity.

I gave up on the idea of porting said cool utils.

LordP

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The Real Buttons (not the web p17-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.81] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Mel on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
muuh)

aahhhhh ok, now I see.
Forgive my ignorance, I didnt know everyone at Ihug liked me soo much as to name a web cache after me ;)

Bye now!

(ever self-absorbed, well I do try)

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db cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.125 i686)
Er yeah on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

buttons.ihug.co.nz == ihug web cache == slow

the post was from mel, i dont think any impersonation was intended

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Buttons p60-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.252] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
hmm on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
nrgh)

What an odd little man.
I wonder who that was, and why they were trying to masquerade as me.
didn't do it very well though.
I dont use IE4, I use Netscape.
too bad for them....

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.125 i686)
HhAhhahhahha on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

AHhhahhhahhahhha. heh, mahhhahhhahhbhahh yes
sorry i'll stop that now. Anyways, behave children.

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Opium cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.125 i686)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

/me blocks his ears

lalalallalalal not listening lalallalalaa

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David wallruz.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
today on OSOAL we're talking about Jilted lovers on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

You have to lose that Zee-ro and get yourself a Hee-ro!

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Indeed p10-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.138] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
hmm on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
..)

People who are self absorbed and rude generally do things like bring strangers along to friendly group gatherings, and then not speak to the person who invited him/her except to be snippy and nasty. Regardless of how friendly the host is trying to be, and trying to include everyone in the activity.....
People who are Self absorbed and rude often set nasty cutting quit messages about people, calling them 'Evil' and 'nothing', and assume the other person even wants to remember their voice anyway......

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yayme p53-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.117] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
yayyou on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
yayme@yayme)

I'd like to appologise for failing in the art of annoying people that other people have achieved so easily.

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hrmm yeah p9-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.9] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

well if people weren't so self absorbed and rude......

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7-man slnew52p08.ozemail.com.au[203.108.150.86] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
Hours of fun for the whole family!!! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
gig77@hotmail.com)

Please indulge your selfs and sit down with a nice Brandy
and read through the boy's plan. its soo much fun to take that walk down memory lane it was almost as good as a time machine

And i reckomend it to anyone with an hour or 2 on there hands :)

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buttons p10-max11.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.10] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
blah on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
yeep)

but lately thats not hard to do.......

and thats all I have to say about that.

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Opium elk.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
im in! :) on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

i would indeed like to apply for an honourary brotherhood position, however i feel i am unworthy as yet, but ive already started to piss off my girlfriend at the hands of Linux so i guess my foot is well and truely in the Linux geek door

HAIL!!

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Chris slwol51p48.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.49] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586; Nav)
Opie on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

Are we welcoming another user into the Linux Brotherhood? or are you just playing around? Linux geek hell rocks, I wish i could stay like this forever

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7-man slnew55p36.ozemail.com.au[203.108.151.114] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
Ideas for Generation Boredom on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
gig77@hotmail.com)

Hey there LLAMA old boy i think a fab idea for the comments page would be a database style forum where one can post responces to specific massages

/me adds some mindless dribble to spice up this place it has really gone to hell since Katia don't post no more!

:))))))

Stay beautiful!!!!!!!!1

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Opium elk.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

bahaha, Gareth discovered the little problem with the comments page posts appearign much wider when you select "view all" and i cant help but feel slightly responsible.

it appears a previously post of mine containg a rather sizeable "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH" is the colprit, ie one word, and really really really wide. bahahaha
it was all my fault
*bow down*

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Opium elk.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I'm sur eyou wont find any difficulty in bringing back the insanity :P

and while yer at it, Bring Back da Funk!!!!!

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Buttons p11-max11.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.11] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Oh Cry :( on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
you know it already)

No fair!!
Where is the mayhem? the insanity? the stupidity??
This page is turning into linux geek hell!

Bring back the pointless drivel and banter!

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LordP dialin131.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.131] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
Bleh on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
flatnet@strip.net.nz)

Ok, ignore the question out of that last message, I got off my arse and looked up the man pages. :)

LordP

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LordP dialin183.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.183] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
More Linux questions on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
flatnet@strip.net.nz)

Ok, back to 1500 MTU, haven't really tested it yet...

I've also ressurrected flatnet.dyn.ml.org because detour.net fell over. What I want to do is tie in the update client (mlddc) to ip-up (and possibly use ip-down for automatic redial). Thing is I haven't got a clue how. Any of you lovely people got any ideas ?

P.S The reason I'm asking you is because you're A) Linux freaks and B) use Monolith as well :)

LordP

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LordP dialin156.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.156] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
ZenSandwich... on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
flatnet@strip.net.nz)

Ok, I put MTU 576 in, and on the next dialup, tested a few things out. The main difference I've noticed is a big speedup in telnet style apps, but on the other hand, there are moments when everything tends to go so goddamn slow I wonder if I've broken something.
I think I'll change it back to 1500 (or 1524 or something), and see how things work out.

LordP

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Zen Sandwich pendor.mckusick.com[209.31.5.75] Lynx/2.7.1ac-0.98 libwww-FM/2.14
MTU on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
colin@osoal.ml.org)

(note, in RH5.x, this is set in /etc/sysconfic/network-scrips/ifcfg-)
MTU/MRU are the largest packet size allowed. Higher values (like the default 1500) give better throughput
Lower values can give better performance if you're doing multiple things over a slow link. ALot of people recommend values like 552 instead (512bytes data + 40bytes header).

I've heard, though, that it's not a good idea to change it from 1500 if you use ip_masq :P

--TZS.

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LordP dialin140.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.140] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
Babelfish on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
flatnet@strip.net.nz)

IdÚe Deadbeef de Nice. Laisse voir ce que les traductions franšaises nous donnent. Le Babelfish n'est pas 100% prÚcis, mais il n'est pas mauvais.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.125 i686)
Oooo, oooo, I know this one. on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@yak)

put:

mtu 666

in your /etc/ppp/options

where 666 is whatever your after, I really dont know what are good numbers to use, i've never played with mtu settings before.

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LordP dialin157.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.157] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
MTU on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
flatnet@strip.net.nz)

Heres a question you Linux freaks should know the answer to ... how do you change the MTU setting ? ...

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Heh cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.125 i686)
What a mess on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@yak)

[ root@yak ] [ Tue Oct 20 10:24:18pm ]
[ ~ ]# ifconfig
lo Link encap:Local Loopback
inet addr:127.0.0.1 Bcast:127.255.255.255 Mask:255.0.0.0
UP BROADCAST LOOPBACK RUNNING MTU:3584 Metric:1
RX packets:6690 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0
TX packets:6690 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0

eth0 Link encap:Ethernet HWaddr 00:80:AD:22:0D:B8
inet addr:192.168.0.1 Bcast:192.168.0.255 Mask:255.255.255.0
UP BROADCAST NOTRAILERS RUNNING MULTICAST MTU:1500 Metric:1
RX packets:1847871 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0
TX packets:1915729 errors:1 dropped:0 overruns:0
Interrupt:12 Base address:0x6100

eth1 Link encap:Ethernet HWaddr 00:40:05:33:2C:D2
inet addr:192.168.0.45 Bcast:192.168.0.255 Mask:255.255.255.0
UP BROADCAST RUNNING MULTICAST MTU:1500 Metric:1
RX packets:0 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0
TX packets:0 errors:3 dropped:0 overruns:0
Interrupt:12 Base address:0x6200

ppp0 Link encap:Point-to-Point Protocol
inet addr:203.29.166.226 P-t-P:202.49.242.11 Mask:255.255.255.0
UP POINTOPOINT RUNNING MTU:1524 Metric:1
RX packets:442881 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0
TX packets:325836 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0

ppp1 Link encap:Point-to-Point Protocol
inet addr:192.168.1.50 P-t-P:192.168.1.51 Mask:255.255.255.0
UP POINTOPOINT RUNNING MTU:1500 Metric:1
RX packets:320 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0
TX packets:280 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.125 i686)
A new direction on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

After seeing my monthly dosage of Infomerci.... er Television.
I've decided to give up all this computer stuff, and start a steak knife manufacturing plant. Its the only industry around with guaranteed prospects. Infomercials are always going to be around, and they are always going to have to give away steak knives with everything they sell.
Anyway, anyone wanting advance orders of my steak knives can forget my email address, and dial my toll free number now, operators are waiting for your call.

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LordP dialin185.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.185] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
Strip Net on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
flatnet@strip.net.nz)

ehehe, it's more like "Can't afford Paradise.Net" combined with "Can't be bothered switching to another ISP" ... :)

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Opie dialin143.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.143] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

hey wow, the OTHER person who is stupid enough to use strip net :)

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db cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.125 i686)
Ministry on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

"You are the dead. Remain exactly where you are, and dont move till you are ordered."

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LordP dialin143.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.143] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)
Umm... on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
flatnet@strip.net.nz)

Blah. There you go, some normality. Of sorts. You're all
a bunch of nutcases, but hey, thats the only way to live
nowadays ;)

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Opie dialin172.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.172] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

ehhe, didnt think it would work
oh well, if you tilt yer head it kinda looks ilke a squashed sparrow :)

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Opiu dialin172.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.172] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
ascii art, sorry :)just wanted to be diffearnt hehe on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999


:::!~!!!!!:.
.xUHWH!! !!?M88WHX:.
.X*#M@$!! !X!M$$$$$$WWx:.
:!!!!!!?H! :!$!$$$$$$$$$$8X:
!!~ ~:~!! :~!$!#$$$$$$$$$$8X:
!~::!H!< ~.U$X!?R$$$$$$$$MM!
~!~!!!!~~ .:XW$$$U!!?$$$$$$RMM!
!:~~~ .:!M"T#$$$$WX??#MRRMMM!
~?WuxiW*` `"#$$$$8!!!!??!!!
:X- M$$$$ `"T#$T~!8$WUXU~
:%` ~#$$$m: ~!~ ?$$$$$$
:!`.- ~T$$$$8xx. .xWW- ~""##*"
..... -~~:<` ! ~?T#$$@@W@*?$$ /`
W$@@M!!! .!~~ !! .:XUW$W!~ `"~: :
#"~~`.:x%`!! !H: !WM$$$$Ti.: .!WUn+!`
:::~:!!`:X~ .: ?H.!u "$$$B$$$!W:U!T$$M~
.~~ :X@!.-~ ?@WTWo("*$$$W$TH$! `
Wi.~!X$?!-~ : ?$$$B$Wu("**$RM!
$R@i.~~ ! : ~$$$$$B$$en:``
?MXT@Wx.~ : / ~"##*$$$$M~ -Artist Unknown
$$$$"

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laughter dialin172.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.172] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
humour on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sound@back.of.throat)

hahahahahaha

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No name cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.125 i686)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

No post

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Zen Sandwich [203.97.231.46] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i486)
um, more stuff... on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
colin@osoal.ml.org)

I was so impressed with Simon's last three posts, I thought I'd better say something, preferably in a complete sentence. ;)

Oh well, that's my piece of inspiration for the day...

-TZS (M$ software: just say No!_

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Opium dialin184.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.184] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Hey wow! i've made the last three posts!

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Opium ppp.osoal.org.nz[192.168.1.51] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

hey look at where I am and noone else is :)
(re host-mask :)

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Opium dialin177.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.177] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

...two things one normally wouldnt find in the same sentance.

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Chris slwol53p01.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.129] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586; Nav)
j00 on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND FUCKING LIKE IT!....oh and, doing $9000 worth of damage to a motorbike rocks

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Opium dialin149.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.149] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

everyone's a critic

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Jinna a028.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.28] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
gareth's plan on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
disappointed.com)

: ( DOES NOT A HOMEPAGE MAKE...........

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Opium dialin135.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.135] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

haha
i reckon gareths homepage rocks :)

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Buttons p15-max11.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.15] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
lalal on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
mmm)

Oh the Insanity

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Opium dialin142.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.142] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

come again?

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jon_voigt [203.96.111.25] Mozilla/2.0 (compatible; MSIE 3.02; Windows 95)
inbreeding on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
incest@the_ballys.com)

haha, this ones for you crowther, haha code name bro. haha happy birthday man.

from, a non inbreeding scotsman

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Zen Sandwich p13-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.205] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Furry animals on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
colin@osoal.ml.org)

Hang on, _small_ furry animals? but surely a llama is a _large_ furry animal?

--TZS.

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Opium dialin164.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.164] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

Steve.

he's coming...

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Chris slwol53p40.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.168] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586; Nav)
Help on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

Make those scary people go away *cower*

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ShelleyBear p40-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.168] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (Win95; I)
confusion on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

furry animals? what kind of sick people are you?

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Lincoln cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.124 i686)
Eeeek on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

I am very disturbed that we're associated with furry animals. *Stare at noone in particular.* Where could they have got that idea I wonder.

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Liz Ball [203.96.111.25] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (Win95; I)
hello on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sunshine@paradise.net.nz)

Hello Colin and Garry I travelled to your web site with your bro Daniel.
"HE IS INCEDIBLY GORGEOUS" (SIGNED D.PALMER)

Good luck with O.S.O.A.L. I like your furry animals, they are very cool.
see you later.

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Adrian Castle [203.96.111.25] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)
Gary you are a geek on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Dunstan@xtra.co.nz)

Gareth I love you, you are so cool

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db & llama cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.124 i686)
Countess Nichtgelbschneeessen, High Priestess of the Cult of the Sacred Tentacle on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
admin@osoal.ml.org)

After doing much research into discordianism, I have decided to present my findings.

Here are some excerpts from the Princ ipa Discordia

"Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is
a shithead."

10. The Earth quakes and the heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock together and the nations of men flock apart; volcanoes usher up heat
while elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains. 11. Indeed do many things come to pass.""

"First I Must Sprinkle You With Fairy Dust"

"there are nipples on your chests; do you give milk?"

"SOMEBODY HAD TO PUT ALL OF THIS CONFUSION HERE!"

"For further information, consult your pineal gland."

"Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose."

Dear God;
This is to inform you that your current position as deity is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence STOP Your check will be mailed
STOP Please do not use me for a reference

Please do not use this document as toilet tissue


Remember:
KING
KONG
Died for
your Sins

Mr. Momomoto, famous Japanese who can swallow his nose, has been exposed. It was recently revealed that it was Mr. Momomoto's brother who has been doing all this nose swallowing.

~~OLD POEE SLOGAN ~~
When in Doubt, Fuck it.
When not in Doubt... get in Doubt!

Mord says that Omar says that we are all unicorns anyway.

THE RECENT EXPOSE THAT MR. MOMOMOTO, FAMOUS JAPANESE WHO CAN SWALLOW HIS NOSE, CANNOT SWALLOW HIS
NOSE BUT HIS BROTHER CAN, HAS BEEN EXPOSED! IT IS MR. MOMOMOTO WHO CAN SWALLOW HIS NOSE. HE SWALLOWED
HIS BROTHER IN THE SUMMER OF '44.

The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in
it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in
it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't.
HBT; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1


At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.

SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER.

All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in
some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.

But Omar lamented, saying unto the Angel : What is this shit, man?

IF THE TELEPHONE RINGS TODAY..... WATER IT!
-Rev. Thomas, Gnostic
N.Y.C. Cabal

"Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken"
-Book of Chan compiled by O.P.U. sect

Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.

If you are not hot for philosophy, best just to skip it.


5. Hung Mung slapped his buttocks, hopped about, and shook his head, saying
"I do not know! I do not know!"
HBT; The Book of Gooks, Chap. 1

Bullshit makes the flowers grow & that's beautiful.

** The LAW OF NEGATIVE REVERSAL states that if something does not happen then the exact opposite will happen, only in exactly the opposite manner from that in which it did not happen.

It is then repeated indefinitely, or for the first two thousand miles, which ever comes first.

TESTS BY DOCTORS PROVE IT POSSIBLE TO SHRINK
"Study Demonology with an Enemy This Sunday"
sez Thom,Gnos

Chant, loudly
and clearly:
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!
The results will be instantly apparent.

UPON SINKING: The sinked shall yell "I sank it!" or something equally as
thoughtful.

THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER.

WITHIN THE NEXT FIFTY-FIVE DAYS YOU WILL RECEIVE THIRTY-ELEVEN HUNDRED
POUNDS OF CHAINS!
In the meantime - plant your seeds.

Q. "How come a woodpecker doesn't bash its brains out?"
A. Nobody has ever explained that.


If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3,125.00 (plus handling), you might
be eligible for a trial membership in the A.I.S.B. If you think you
qualify, put the money in a cigar box and bury it in your backyard. One of
our Underground Agents will contact you shortly.
I DARE YOU!



This is the sacred chao:



Hail Eris!

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Chris slwol55p53.ozemail.com.au[203.108.230.69] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586; Nav)
Discordian Dates on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

What the fuck are discordian dates anyway? can anyone enlighten me? I reckon RedHat has been possessed by satan, boomtime and YOLD sound awfully pagan....i dunno...wait, look my hard drive is breathing fire, ill get back to you shortly

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jinna a024.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.24] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
poll on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
katia123@infinet.com)

I would find the poll humorous if I knew what it meant....WHY can't SOMEONE fix my DCC get????
You know I will never figure it out.

HELP ME I'M ANCIENT

oh well,

katia123and so on.......

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.124 i686)
Sorry on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

Its not boomtime anymore

[ db@cow ] [ Sat Oct 10 05:13:49pm ]
[ ~ ]$ ddate
Today is Pungenday, the 64th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3164

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.124 i686)
I know, i'll speak dos instead. on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

C:\> ddate
Today is Boomtime, the 63rd day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3164

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Opium dialin145.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.145] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

i understand :(

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.124 i686)
Bahahah on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

[ db@cow ] [ Fri Oct 9 04:42:46am ]
[ ~ ]$ ddate
Today is Boomtime, the 63rd day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3164

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Chris slwol53p17.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.145] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586; Nav)
Stuff on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

Just testing my shiny new browser

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Shelley p52-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.52] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (Win95; I)
You suck on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Well, don't you two just suck then! I rule! SO NEEEER

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Opium dialin137.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.137] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
yay on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

yeah i had to scroll too so shudup :P
god im hot
*boiling noise*
i think ill go drink something
hm, ok bye now...

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Buttons p36-max11.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.36] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
:) on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
blag)

Well I did have to scroll!! :(
And Any way, I like the new bits, and the stuff you've changed!
I like how you can look at results of past polls, thats cool :)
Or maybe it was always there and I only just found it.

But it's still cool

:)

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Shelley p43-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.43] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (Win95; I)
Abuse!!!!!!!!!!! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

*Shakesbeare hurls abuse at Amy. What the fuck were you talking about biatch?!?!??! I never had to side scroll to read messages! BIATCH!!!!! BIATCH!!!!! BIATCH!!!!!BIATCH!!!!! BIATCH!!!!! BIATCH!!!!!

Time for Shelley bye bye

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Shelley p43-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.43] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (Win95; I)
eh? on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

What the fuck are you talking about?

Translation: Yes I'm reading this

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.124 i686)
Can anyone hear me? on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

I've er 'fixed' the firewalling on yak, anyone getting syn in through its new policy's?

Translation: Are you reading this?

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.122 i686)
Auto-complete stuff on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

You can't actually write stuff to the edit boxes in real time.

It could be done in java, but it would involve an insane amount of lag on each key press while the omnipotent edit box:

1. sends its current contents off to the server
2. server looks at it, figures out the best match
3. sends its best guess back if any
4. You look at its guess, and you go "no you stupid piece of shit, my email address isnt '$null'"

er yeah

Step 4 was introduced because my javascript sucks.

but anyways, I have javascript and all java stuff turned off in my browser ( it crashes too much with it on ).

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.122 i686)
I think I understand. on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

Ok, it must be the windows and linux versions of netscape being different, windows has a much nicer fontset than X.
I'll try and figure out some way of getting to a windows browser to see exactly how big it needs to be.

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Opium dialin151.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.151] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
just like to point out... on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

although i dont really like complaining about stuff done by people who know more than me, i must point out that the need to scroll sideways is experienced by me and my 800x600'ness aswell, not that i mind that much, but still... might be relevant information :)

oh yeah: i think it would be cool if every post that people made added their name and email to a database, and on subsequent posts, then after the first couple of letters of entering your name then it would guess the rest and you email address in accordance with it :) that would rock, cause i usualyl cant be bothered typing out my email address :P

ok yeah that's about it. I think ill go have some breakfast or something. byeee

P.S. Jurgen must die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:[

ok buh byeee

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.122 i686)
er screen resolution on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

Umm 640x480 is a really low res, your monitor will do more than that, you just have to convince it to do it at 60hz ( even if its really bad which I doubt ).

Sorry I've had too many beers. I'll shut up and change the input box width too.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.122 i686)
Line width on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@yak)

I changed the line width to 600 ( was 640 ) I really didnt think there would be anyone viewing the page in 640x480, if its still too big to fit on one screen then youve probably got your font size in netscape set to something really big.

er please don't view the page in IE4, I only allowed it to be viewed in IE4 so colin could read the text at least ( not that i assume thats whats happening ).

We really dont have any control over the edit boxes, they're kind of a standard you-asked-for-an-input-box-so-here-goes-nothing type arrangement.

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me again cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.122 i686)
uhuh on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
yep)

past, not pased

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David cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.122 i686)
stuff on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
david@osoal.ml.org)

you're too old to lose it, too young to choose it
and the clock waits so patiently on your song
you walk pased the cafe, but you can't eat when you live too long
oh woh woh woh
you're a rock'n'roll suicide

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Buttons p13-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.141] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
urgh on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
yeep)

Hello
I want a job
*sigh*
I want posts on this board that I can understand

But anyway, I have a suggestion for the page, if anyone cares.
I dont like having to scroll sideways to read the end of sentences.
Dont tell me to increase my screen resolution, or change to linux,
because my screen wobbles and I dont know how, respectively.
Can you fix that thing?
Also, this boxxy thing, which you type your post in...
can you make it more like a text editor, so it stays only a certain size, and carriage returns when you get to the end of the page??
blah,
and no abusing me if my ideas are dumb.....
Bye now

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.122 i686)
Security on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

Can everyone who uses an account on yak make sure they can ssh in, i'll probably disable telnet some time this week if its all happy again ( I know it was broken after the last hub ).

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Chris waccess-02-003.magna.com.au[203.111.63.3] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Dr Worm on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

They Might be Giants? I forget, i saw the video when I was really bent...

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.122 i686)
Yak on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

Yak's hdd started acting weird today, I took it back to quay and traded it in on a 6gb fireball, and copied the stuff back over. *Hopefully* noone should notice its changed much at all. If anything odd is happening mail me, and i'll get it fixed.

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Zen Sandwich pendor.mckusick.com[209.31.5.75] Lynx/2.7.1ac-0.98 libwww-FM/2.14
inspirational drivel... on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
colin@osoal.ml.org)

Ooooh, two posts from me in a row. ;) Sometimes I find song lyrics very meaningful, in a twisted sense:

"I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
I like to play the drums."

(I've leave the reader to guess where I found that.)

-TZS

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Zen Sandwich pendor.mckusick.com[209.31.5.75] Lynx/2.7.1ac-0.98 libwww-FM/2.14
um, stuff. on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
colin@osoal.ml.org)

I should comment on the new look here, which is late, I know, but I was waiting for Gareth to update the news.cgi script too and tell us what he'd improved ;)
I still miss the yellow on blue titles, and having the page use the full width of the browser window. On the positive side, though, it feels faster now and works in lynx (whee!)

While I'm praising Gareth (and no, I'm not getting paid for it ;)) the Gnus release in his last finger update was hillarious.

-TZS (OSOAL - The choice of a gnu generation)

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.122 i686)
Drunk on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

As seems to be the fashion these days, I shall post a 'drunk' type babble.

The first thing that comes to mind is someone needs to write a threaded discussion type page, the faultline ( www.faultline.gen.nz ) is in need of one. Much mana is to be gained from such a thing.
I dont mind coding it but gareth is about 10 times better at coding perl than me, so they're going to end up with a better page if he writes it. The current discussion page there is really weak, in the same calibre as the original one that i half coded / hacked to become the original discussion page here.

/me has some more whiskey.

Theres not nearly been enough posts happening here. I dont care too much what crap people post, ( as long as its not flooding or advertising **)

And I've got david an internet connection for a week or so if I can wake up and be clever for a couple of hours ( remember routing, how to decode the dip man page, dialup ppp serving, allocation of ip's etc.).

I'm poor, I have run out of money.

Anyone wanna employ a Linux guru ( I hate that term ).

Well that was fun, most fun I've had with this discussion page in a while.

** Footnote: or blatantly insulting the osoal people.

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Chris slwol2p05.ozemail.com.au[203.7.182.93] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Me on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

I feel like such a cheap slut......I've had 4 girls sit on my lap since Saturday

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Opium dialin142.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.142] Mozilla/4.5b2 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

decreasing self worth

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Chris/ slwol2p05.ozemail.com.au[203.7.182.93] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
fjhck im bent on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
?)

him im bent as fuck
adsi thjought i emaht say hi

and uhn
im at jams hiosue im realy bentnis ocol buye chrisy

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katia a039.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.39] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
details on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
whateva)

I have been noticing many spelling errors in the polls......(insepid, devorced, etc). In order to be of assistance to our esteemed poll author, Mr Llama, I'd would like to offer my services as editor. Have your people call my people....we'll do lunch.

Ciao Darlings,

Katia

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Chris slwol1p39.ozemail.com.au[203.7.182.55] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Party at Jams place on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

Drugs, Alcohol, Sex after 12, althought not for the host *snigger*, Saturday the 26th September 1998.

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maharG [203.96.111.25] Mozilla/3.01C-XTRA (Win95; I)
my acceptance speech on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
maharg@sans.vuw.ac.nz)

this verbal chunder was inspired by the Last of the Mohicans soundtrak
i hope u dont get bored

The Hope For Us All
Graham Smith

Facing the East,
the Captains of the West, strong and steadfast,
looked into the darkness.

It came like the angry sea, heaving and crushing,
like the trumpets heralding the coming of doom.
On and on they came, and
as the sun faded, and was taken by the black blanket of despair,
a hope came.

Like a candle in the gathering twilight,
flickering and unsure it came,
bringing with it the bright spark that is
the hope when all else is doomed.

Brighter and brighter is shined,
spreading its hope and dream of better things
amoung those who were failing
against the storm.

With this flame of the West,
the dark wavered.
The candle shone with a brightness
not seen on this Earth before,
and the evils fell back
and were gone.

Gone like the sighing wind
on a bleak day, where the sun tries
to peirce the gloom and bring its joy where
only the pits of despair and misery reign.

And yea, the very orb of life itself
comes rising out from the darkness of the East,
and cast its holy radiance upon the fields
of that day.

That darkest of days,
where the heart, spirit and will
of those who embrace all that has been, is and will be good
was tested against the very heart of darkness,
The ebbing tide of decay
that brewed and churned like
the grey merciless seas of old.

Out of this, the essence of life is born.
The Will to live, breath and make good
surpasses all that is dark and hatefull.
And like the spring breeze that comes in the morning,
this Will, always will come.

For this is the essence of life.
Of us.
The power to eundure is ours.
The time will come when the Will to endure
will be tested,
like the Captains of old
who faced peril unsurmountable.

But they endured.
And so shall we.
For we, like them, will be able to look to the candle,
shining bright
when all around is assailed by darkness.

For that candle is in us.

It is our humanity.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.122 i686)
History on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

gareth would be the synthetic land mammal mentioned at the beginning of the second sensible paragraph.

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Buttons p1-max11.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.1] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
History Place on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
yeep)

Did you guys know that Gareth isnt mentioned in the History of OSOAL?
He doesnt really exist does he?? He's just a figment of my imagination right??

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Buttons p14-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.78] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Shelley :) on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
muh)

You dont check the OSOAL page much do you shelley??
:)
hehe

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Shelley p41-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.105] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (Win95; I)
ooooooooo on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

ooo, you changed the format of the osoal page again

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David cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.06 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.122 i686)
chocolates on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
david@osoal.ml.org)

someone left my cake out in the rain

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Chris slwol2p01.ozemail.com.au[203.7.182.89] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Party at Johns on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

Mind altering substances, BBQ, Alcohol and Debauchery. Be there.

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Buttons p56-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.184] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
hmm on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
peh)

I have been noticing that there has been a distinct lack of posts on here lately.
It's just not good enough.

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Chris slwol1p29.ozemail.com.au[203.7.182.45] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Announcement on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

Id just like to announce that I'm off the shelf again, and I'm damn proud of it, Once again, it is proven I am more charasmatic, attractive and better in bed than you know who. Thankyou

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melanie cache1.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.251] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
life on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
barr@ihug.co.nz)

Life is like a box of chocolate....leave it out in the open and it'll go like shit....hahahahahahahahahaha
i am innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn a hyyyyyypppppppppoooooooooooo mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
byebye i love you

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Buttons p21-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.149] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Spacetime and Alternate Realities on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
blah)

ok, while I wasnt looking, I must've got sucked down this huge black hole,
which was just, conveniently lurking around, as black holes are known to do....
Anyway, on my way through the corresponding wormhole, to be spewn out of the white hole in the Alternate Universe,
I thought to myself "gee, I wonder if anything interesting has been happening on the OSOAL discussion page.
so after I let things take their course and found myself in an alternate reality, where time was travelling in the reverse to our time,
I did load up their internet browser, epacsten, and headed over to the OSOAL page, and, as one would expect in an alternate reality
things were on the wrong sides of things, there was lackingness of colours and allsorts of craziness going on......

Anyway, bet you all didnt know that you exist in 4 dimensions now did ya??
:)

Going now, bye

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Chris slwol51p31.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.47] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
I am Clen on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

Dahh, can i have my shovel back>?

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David cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.118 i686)
cant you crash like i do on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
david@osoal.ml.org)

haha. clever

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Zen Sandwich [203.97.231.41] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Can't you crash like I do? on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
colin@ml.org)

Windows Crashes,
Apologies to Live

Windows crashes, a new user cries
His data falls from the screen
He tries to open his file
And corruption sets in
Before diskdoctor can even close the window

Windows crashes, an old Admin quits
His data dumped to a tape
He carefully closes all files
The confusion that was his
Belongs now to the user down the hall

CHORUS
Oh, I feel it comin' down again
With a blue screen starin' me in the face
Pointers branching from the program off to nowhere again
I can feel it

Windows crashes, a new user sigh
This moment he's been dreading now
He slowly clicks on a file
Pale blue coloured sky, covered with white clouds
Burns the torment into his mind, mind.

CHORUS
------------------------------------------------------------

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Chrsi slwol51p07.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.23] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Stuff on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

I don't remember that last post

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Bear p11-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.203] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (Win95; I)
Goat on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Bare@cave.com)

Well if the wind changes......

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Chris [208.222.27.30] Mozilla/3.04 (Win95; I)
Grorgle on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

I wish I was a goat

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chris slwol52p32.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.80] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Liquored Up on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

I wanna be sedated

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.118 i686)
Linux discussion page on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

Theres a remarkably familiar bit of cgi up as the discussion page at http://louise.paradise. net.nz congrats gareth, they like it too.

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Opium dialin143.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.143] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (Win95; I)
none on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
none)

Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman

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Chris slwol52p31.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.79] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Linux on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@figurehead.dyn.ml.org)

George is a Windoze 3.11 kernel

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db cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.118 i686)
Debian on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

I installed debian on the mighty compaq 386sx, with a gargantuan 40mb of storage. ( It has 20mb free still ). I think I like debian.

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maharG moth.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.18] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
being alive on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
maharg@sans.vuw.ac.nz)

yay for me, i am alive ( in a very primative sense ) ie, i have motor functions, and i can speak [ just ]. thank you for the finger award amy, i know this recogition is over due, but u get that on the big jobs.
well, thats all from me now
have a nice life
i'll go back to lurking

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Zen Sandwich pendor.mckusick.com[209.31.5.75] Lynx/2.7.1ac-0.98 libwww-FM/2.14
fingers on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
colin@osoal.ml.org)

I'd just like to take a moment to thank Buttons for her very thoughtful award, and remind here that not only _do_ I have a job, but that I'd list it as my number one reason _why_ my life is so utterly boring at the moment.

(WinNT sucks!, in case you hadn't guessed already)

-TZS

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Opium dialin136.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.136] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (Win95; I)
none on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
none)

wahoo my computers working again
PS happy 6th month aniversary shelley :)

k i just thaught id add a message cause it was the first time ive been able to in a while
k byeeee :)

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Shelley p28-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.92] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (Win95; I)
Melly on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
none)

hrmmm, ok, you're sitting on a chair???

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david moth.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.18] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
people on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
david@osoal.ml.org)

scary

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melly cache1.ihug.co.nz[209.77.157.251] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
haha Blaa on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
barr@ihug.co.nz)

Haha opie no one likes your message!!!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I am woman hear me roar *squeak*
hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhaahahhaahah
can anyone guess what i'm on??????????

luv ya all bye bye seeya ttfn chow cya
from melly mel netchick

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Opium dialin154.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.154] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
none on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
none)

hey! i left a post here and it's gone now!!! *cry*

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Opium dialin181.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.181] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
none on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
none)

morning sickness?? :P

(P.S. luv u shells :)

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Buttons p49-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.113] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
yay on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
muh)

Greetings, I would like to bring to you the first Annual
'OSOAL Finger Awards'

Yes indeed I did read them, at a time when I was supposed to be looking for a fulltime job,
and while we're on the topic of procrastination,
Graham receives the Finger Award for the Finger post most filled with Procrastination :)
Get a plan boi :) (whatever a plan is!)

Zen Sandwich receives the 'Most Boring Finger Post' Award, just coz I found it boring

MrLlama wins the Finger Award for 'Most Reminiscent Finger Post'
for his Post New Years Party "I woke up in a little kids room, with lots of dead tamagotchi pets"
post. Made me laugh all over again!! :D

Honourable mentions for this award go to Deadbeef and TCL, coz they also had really cool Finger posts from last year.

Most Depressing Finger Entry honourably goes to mrllama, nothing more said,

Most Geek-speeking Finger Post goes to DeadBeef, coz

and TCL wins the 'Most Honourable Contribution to Humanity' Award, for his posts describing new recipes for alcoholic drinks :)

Thats all, go away now, shows over, move along......


But While I'm here, you damn people should get jobs! :(
I mean, if you werent at varsity..
coz theres lots of cool jobs, that I cant even think of applying for, coz I'm stupid, and dont know things, but you people do
But anyway............


<gone now>

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Buttons p18-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.210] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
:( on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
yeurch)

I'm sick :(

It's not fair! I hate being sick, and I hate vomitting :(
I dont want to be sick, and I dont want to vomit any more :(

Make the germs go away!!!!!

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opie dialin176.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.176] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
none on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
none)

oopse that was a paricularly wide post
*innocent look*

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Opium dialin165.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.165] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
scream on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

I'd just like to say this:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*breathe*

ok thats about it. I'm now gonna go away and break something valuable

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Shells p11-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.203] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (Win95; I)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
mmm@yeah)

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Chris slwol52p08.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.56] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Moose on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

Hey! I'm a fish!

BTW

All your friends think you're a fuckhead!

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Opium dialin153.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.153] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
disgraceful homepage plug on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

k, two sections on my hoempage have been updated, the personal info places, and the industrial design section :) I put a really big photo album link off the personal info page, 30 pics at that :) so if you really like to look at pictures of me and my family and of new zealand and wellington and other weird things then go have a look :P (shutup gareth)

k bye :)

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Buttons p22-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.214] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
ummm on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
blah)

Hmmm, well, what can you say after that?!?
Oh, and by the 2way, I think I got the 1000th Hit :)

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Chris slwol51p09.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.25] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Amy on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

No, you just get more un weird everyday
DIE TEENYBOPPER SCUM!!!!!!!


And Id like to thank god, and our manager, God, and once again God, oh and id like to thank the backstreet boys for making this all work, and once again, God, and all the little teenyboppers who bought our other single, and God, who didnt buy the single, but said he would, and once again, We'd like to thank god

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Buttons p30-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.158] Mozilla/4.01 [en] (Win95; I)
hmmmmm on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
blah)

This page gets weirder and weirder every day......

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Mr Garrison moth.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.18] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
David on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

"I think David had a lil too much to drink dont you Mr Hat?"
"Yes Mr Garrison"

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DeadBeef the drunken dwarf cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.118 i686)
Drugs on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

/me doesnt understand.
/me goes back to lurking.

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David moth.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.18] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
yeah on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

If anyone doesnt know, i actually have a phone at home.
and i certainly dont have an internet connection.
so if you are wanting to communicate with me in any way whatsoever, please do so using reliably possible means.

i'm sorry, how am i going to break it, "Gettin Jiggy with it" was coined before you and Simon had.
and i haven't had enough alcohol to prevent me from preventing me from saying what i could say about peoples weekend lives ( if i could think of something to say )
Oh and i'd rather catch meningitis than you.
Particularly bad meningitis at that.

On closing: -> DEATH!!!!!!!!!!
Thankyou, and good night.

Run for the shadows, run for the shadows, run for the shadows in these golden years.

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Chris slwol52p02.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.50] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Opie on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

You eat with that mouth?!

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ShelleyBear p45-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.45] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Word for the week on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
cave@hiding.com)

and the winner is 'muh'
That's right folks, the winner of word for the week is muh.

I'd like to that Chris, for introducing me to such a wonderful word. And I'd like to thank certain people, whom which if it weren't for them, I would not be able to use such a wonderful expressive word.

Oh, and of course, I'd like to thank my parents.

Oh, and I can't forget all my stuffed animals whom have given me enormous support over the years.

Thank you, and to all, a Good Muh.

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Opium dialin175.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.175] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
shutup on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

amy: shutup, stop being over-sensitive

ive written a poem: it's called...

Really bad thursday

fuck my nose cause it hurts to breath :(
fuck the train cause it wasnt 2 minutes later! i wouldve fucken made it!!
fuck the whether: how am i meant to keep dry when it's raining!?
fuck the stupid buses that arrive 10 minutes late and are crowded with stupid smelly people
fuck it because i arrived 5 minutes late to school and he probably marked me as not being there and now thinks im a slack bastard
fuck the stupid fucking line to use the scanner
fuck stupid temporary email apoloagies that only fix things untill a few moents later when you realised it's still all fucked anyway
fuck the stupid fucking line to use the scanner!!
fuck the printer who wont print out my fucking illustrator file!! and fuck the scanner for scanning so slowly in the first place!!
fuck people who cant make their minds up on an apporiate layour thingy!!
fuck dropping half of my colour pencils on the ground, probably smashing all the leads and hense wasting $40!
fuck still being at school at 3:00 instead of going home at 12:00
fuck having to walk in on a tutor giving a demonstration and him stoping talking to the class and looking at you and having to apologise to the stupid bastard
fuck my nose cause it hurts to breath :(
fuck having to pay money for crappy buses with not enough fucking leg room!!!
fuck having to wait 15 minutes for the fucking train to leave
fuck having to walk 20 minutes to get home
fuck fixing things and feeling happy just to be fucked off again later
fuck stupid layout things that i dont give a shit about
fuck tiredness it's so fucking pointless
fuck stupid income support forms that ask you for some stupid fucking number that ive got no idea about
fuck stupid fucking hard drives that whistle and make you want to go kill yourself
fuck that little email icon on the top right corner of my screen which im going to chek out in a minute and it's probably gonna fuck me off even more, either that or itll make me happy just so i can get fucked off tomorow
fuck this fucking stupid facist thursday.

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Chris slwol52p02.ozemail.com.au[203.108.231.50] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
1000th Hit on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

Bah, 1000 is boring, wait til we start getting the high stakes, like 2000 and maybe even 5000

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.115 i686)
1000th hit on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

and the winner is p52-max2.wlg.ihug.co.nz noone's claimed it yet.

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Shells p7-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.199] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
thought for the day on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
that@one)

Whenever your PC speaker beeps a tamagotchi goes back to his home planet.

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Buttons p49-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.177] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Simon! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
miffed@nd.ticked.off.com)

hmmmm, so I suck do I?
If I remember rightly Simon, your suggestion was for You, Shelley, Me and Alex to do something together this weekend!
There was no mention of anyone else, and presumably if this was the plan, then making it on a night when alex could make it, seeing as you did invite him, would be a good idea.

*sulk*

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Opium dialin188.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.188] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
none on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

amy: you suck :P

lincoln: excellent

we'll buy tickets thursday probably

im sick :( *cough*

k bye

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.115 i686)
COMP 103 on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

I'll go to the movies

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Buttons p3-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.195] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Awww! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
you already know it)

Awww! I wanna go to the moffies on friday!!
But Alex cant go, he has to work till 10 :(
and if I dont meet him after work it means I wont get to go to his house this weekend, and that means I wont... errmm... nevermind!
But awwww

:P
Yay! coz Olivia on Channel Z used me n simons phrase on the air tonight!!
'Gettin Jiggy wit it"


ermm Bye

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katia a029.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.29] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
graham's poetry on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
katia@laDEEda.cpm)

perhaps graham would be happier if he could ride in one of opie's firetrucks
Just a thought

Katia

PS: I clicked on the watermelon to get here

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the DarkOne moth.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.18] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
dust on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
graham@osoal.ml.org)

floating.
a lifetime in stasis, feeling the shifts of life.
watching the wheel turn, it turns to the armageddon.
helpless, wanting more, the vulnerablilites sigh
like death on a winters day.

why is life like an empty house
where all warmth has gone.
and only the dust is there
floating.

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Opium dialin130.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.130] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
yay! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

yay! ive only got one more fire truck drawing to do!
P.S: we're all going to the movies on friday. anyone who wants to come is most welcome

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ftp cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.115 i686)
cd /pub/Linux/kernel/v2.1 on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

get linux-2.1.116.tar.bz2

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Anonamous dialin143.strip.net.nz[203.96.135.143] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
n/a on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
n/a)

SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS!! THERE SHALL BE BLOOD SPILT BEFORE ENDS THIS DAY!!

hmm, stupid IP catching :( ummm... im someone ELSE from strip net.... ARGH!!
run away!!! I thin kill go back to drawing fire trucks :(

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.org.nz[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.115 i686)
Posts on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

Sorry, the posts file has been reset due to some kind of a screw up here. Many aplogies, i'm going to try and get some kind of backup scheme going on so we can recover stuff like that.

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.113 i686)
Sorry on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

My fault, I execed a bit of cgi I had no idea about and f***ed the posts file. This is the last backup I made of them.

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Chris [203.108.231.59] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
OSOAL Utilities on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

Commendations on this set of utilities, they've made logging into my box really fun.

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Shellium [203.96.135.169] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
Oops on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Dan repost from data thingy :)

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Buttons [202.49.241.20] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
:) on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
I@hate.this.field.nz)

I have nothing to say

I felt left out coz I had nothing to say,

I think I'll leave now,

Bye

PS: nice cat Jenna :) <>< fish!

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Shells [209.78.48.130] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Happiness on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I irc too much to be inspired to write a happy poem.
And Gareth.... :) :) :) :) :) :)

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.112 i686)
OSOAL utilities on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

For the more enlightened of us out there, there is brand spanking new, pre-alpha release 1 source, and i386 linux binary rpm's of the essential unix OSOAL utilities available on ftp://osoal.ml.org/pub/osoal/ or http://osoal.ml.org/ftp/pub/osoal/ , they are known to work on at least one machine. I'd like to see at least one person download them heh, they took a long time to make. Theyre cool, really.

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katia [209.57.151.16] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
Smiley faces on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Katia@Nice.com)

: ) : ) : -) ; ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) =^..^=

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david [202.49.241.194] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
stuff on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
like@it.matters)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FuR PAtROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice poem Shells

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maharG [203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
stoopid smilely faces on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
maharg@sans.vuw.ac.nz)

i only used one, and i havent posted for a while... i hope that i'm not considered guilty of S.F.O.S; Smiley Face Overuse Syndrome

i couldnt live with myself if i was thought of being guilty, or something...

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llamal [209.78.48.24] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
the last few posts are a thing no one should have to suffer on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
llama@osoal.ml.org)

Simon, I could not care less (and I have tried) about your choice of topics displayed on this page or how you feel at any given time because I am aware that it will be up to your usual standard of stupid drivel. Furthermore, you seem to be under the impression that smiley faces are required at the end of each line, this is incorrect, only newline characters are. You obviously know how to make those considering that you put enough of them at the end of your first post.
Ofcourse there is also another `person' gulity of the same stupid overuse of smiley faces, but I couldnt quite bring myself to read those posts again (re the topic)

-llama

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maharG [203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
the theory of isostasy.............. hehehehehe on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
maharg@sans.vuw.ac.nz)

in terms of a very long geological time, the rocks under the lithosphere, called the asthenosphere, are liquid. they aren't really liquid, but over an emmense period of time, they might as well be liquid. you all know that a large mass effects the field of gravity around it, so a sufficeintly large mass will attract things around it to itself. but, detailed mapping of the geoid found that the gravity effect of the mass was approximately the same as an area of far less mass. this seems to make no sense, but 'they' came up with the theory that if you place a load on the lithosphere, the asthenosphere 'spreads' out from the center of the load to compensate for the mass, and an equilibrium is attained, otherwise, the mass would sink to the center of the Earth, which is rather silly, because if that happened, things would be bad. this is the theory of isostasy.

if you are confused by all this, I am too, and I take this subject.

i hope that you are all confused now

thank you

:)


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Opium [203.96.135.178] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
yay on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
yay)

hehe, there sure was a lot of blank space at the end of that last post wasnt there :P

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Opium [203.96.135.178] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sanderso@design.wnp.ac.nz)

has anyone got a fire truck handy? :P
P.S im happy too :P well now i am :P
/me pokes shelley in the arm and tells her to post a happy poem now :P
oh that's right, gareth doesnt like people to post happy things :) sorry man

oh yeah, you can email me at design school now :) sanderso@design.wnp.ac.nz :) but you probably knew that cause it's written above :P

ok i better go back to my photographic lighting assignement. bye all





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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.112 i686)
er yeah on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@sans.vuw.ac.nz)

Well just what are you sposed to post after that?
ummm I was going to be all happy and talk about how I managed to get rid of frames, but oh well.

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Shells [209.78.48.108] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
pain of any sort is a feeling no one should suffer on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
askme@ask.me)


Another person dead
passed on from this cruel world
aqquaintances left to suffer
family leaft to grieve
an innocent child
shuts off the world
no one will leave ever again
for no one can enter
while outside another child is lost
merely existing
she shuts away the hurt
drifting through life
waiting for the final day
when the cruelty will end

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Shelley [202.49.241.42] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Missing letters on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Who keeps stealing my letters?!?!??!?!? Bastards the lot of ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, ok, I need sleep, night

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Shelley [202.49.241.42] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
the happiness police on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Happiness belongs in my burger. Happiness bites. Aw, man, that ws lame :)

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Shells [202.49.241.42] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
DeadBeef's happiness on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Happy Schmappy, I depise you all :)

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.108 i686)
Kernel scheduling algorithims on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

I'd like to add that I'm happy.

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Shells [209.79.142.83] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Theories on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
askme@thenyou'll.no)

Damn, there goes that theory. Ah well the theory is still good........and the theory isn't about binge drinking...so ner

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Rev. Leroy [203.108.231.33] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Binge Drinking on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
hell@theprophet.com)

I don't think I ever actually stopped binge drinking, I probably told AMy that I did so she'd cyber me or something, I forget, but no, I never actually stopped binge drinking. LONG LIVE THE BINGE DRINKERS OF THE WORLD!

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Shelley [209.79.142.149] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
No comment on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
:p)

. .

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The Amy Harlot [209.79.142.239] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Hey!! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
you@know.where)

Whyfore there be now adultering with me??

Noone adulterates wif me anyway so tis all good.
I wonder what I've done now?

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Shelley [209.78.48.146] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
the 10 commandments on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Well..........aw, nah, I won't comment on the Amy thing. But will say only one thing...I remember the days when you didn't drink (or said that) So you've started binge drinking again, all I can say is how long will it last? What was I talking about again?

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Leroy [203.108.231.35] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Wow on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
theprophet etc)

I wonder how much i drank

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Reverand Leroy Cymbeline [203.108.231.35] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
The 10 Commandments on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
theprophet@theholyland.he)

1. THOU SHALT NOT ADULTER WITH THE AMY HARLOT
2. THOU SHALT INDULGE IN BINGE DRINKING
3. THOU SHALT WEAR GLASSES OR BE DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY
4. THOU SHALT BINGE DRINK FREQUENTLY
5. THOU SHALT DID I MENTION THE AMY THING?
6. THOU SHALT ah bugger it im off for another drink

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Shelley [209.78.48.31] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Omigod! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
OMG@amazing.com)

I can't believe it!!!!!!!!!! the time was actually right on that last post.

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Shells [209.78.48.31] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
*cry* on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

*cry* but I wanted to come along *whine* hrmm, wait on, I'm not a whiner am I? ok, ignore this post

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David [192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
bleh :P on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
STOP ASKING ME!!!!!!!!!!)

fine dont come along then

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Shells [209.78.48.250] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Nail biting on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

If all else fails, bite your nails.

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Shells [209.78.48.250] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Confusion is the key to everything on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I'm confused :(

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.108 i686)
Party at our place on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

Were like having an old fashioned drink up with beer and loud music and stuff tonight, so umm come along people and others

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Bill [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.108 i686)
browser versions on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
bgates@microsoft.com)

er yes the browser versions are inconsistant because some twit forgot to change some numbers, er I mean a er quality control oversight, this will be fixed in the next release, I assure you, which will be available at an unbeatable upgrade price of only $385

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David [192.168.0.18] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
you know where!)

hold me again and i'll have to exercise my gothic styles and smite you with darkness

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7-man [203.108.150.158] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Broken on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
lier@lier.com.au)

hey this says i have win 95 but i dont i have win98???????????

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.108 i686)
Grrrr on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

ok try again

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.108 i686)
Time on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

The time should be right now

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.108 i686)
bahahhahhah on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

:)

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SisterKat [209.57.151.47] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
Sermon on the Modem on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Righteous@Holy.com)

THOU SHALL NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S OPIE...LEST YE SHALL DIE.
AMEN


post script: this sermon was not directed towards anyone in particular, ALTHOUGH.. that anyone knows who she is.

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Shells [202.49.241.54] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
BASTARD! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I came all the way to the discussion page to see *slince noise* sheesh, that was ahrdly worth it! Bastard the lot of ya!

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Opium [203.96.135.140] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

*silence noise*

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Shelley [209.78.48.248] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Graphics on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

P.S. Any takers for a graphics design class? the bidding starts at 5 cents

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Shelley [209.78.48.248] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Insanity on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

You've been playing with Grahams spoons again haven't you Amy. Oh the cruelty, how could you? Can't you see his grief?
Graham, you have my sincerest sympathy. Lets all have a moment of silence for the cruelty that has gone on here.

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Buttons [209.79.142.212] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Opies Treachery on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
blah@wibble.net)

Oi!
Simon!!
I'm still waiting for my clock! and some other things you said I could have!!
You told me you'd give me the next thing you designed!
You're giving all your gadgets to another woman arent you?!?
*sobs*
*breaks down*
And now you expect me to pay $70 for that lamp?!?
Oh the humanity!
:)

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Opium [209.78.48.167] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Opium@strip.net.nz)

umm. all i know is that i want to post something :(
hmm. let it be known that windows 98 is a complete bastard. Oh, and let it be known that PS/2 mices are mice of spleen.
but anyway... :)
jenna: i'll design you a, er, hmm... tell me what you need, and ill make it out of blue plastic :P hehe
P.S. If people want to buy the new refined version of my white plastic sheet light, they'll be $70 :)

P.S.S. look behind you

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Shelley [209.78.48.167] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
huggles on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

problems with the spoons again Graham? :(

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maharG [203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
notes on correctly weilding a spoon on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
moth@osoal.org.nz)

point #1: always hold the spoon by the handle, NEVER by the spoon bit
point #2: NEVER point a spoon at another person
point #3: DONT EVER, EVER EVER mix your spoons with your knives
point #4: to ensuer that your spoon is always at its peak performance, give the sharp bits a few seconds on the grinder
point #5: dont grind yourself by axident
point #6: never trust plastic spoons....they are the devils instrument

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katia [209.57.151.34] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
plastic on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
katia@bleu.com)

Dear Opie,
I LOVE blue plastic. I especially love blue plastic with celestial designs. Send me a prototype by Sunday.
Sincerely,
Katia

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Shells [209.78.48.219] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
huggles on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Problems with Kathleen again Graham? :(

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maharG [203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
life is a big green something on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
maharg@sans.vuw.ac.nz)

this post has no meaning, and if so, then i have no meaning, for if i say meaningless things, then it is true that my inner-self has no meaning, and therefore, i have no reason to exist

does anyone find this question startling and insightful???

coz i dont..... (and dont answer the question, for its rhetorical)

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Opium [203.96.135.130] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
general comments on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

so how is everyone? good?? good. im good. ish. ick university has started back :(

*Opium holds david and lincoln hehe, oh, and shelley ;) HI SHELLEY!! *kiss*

anywho...

newkorn album august 17th!! yay!! i have this info from a very reliable david, er source. I've already reserved a copy for you jenna :) i know how you like the sound of cows giving birth :P hehe
P.S: what do people think about blue plastic?? get back to me!

:P k bye



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7-man [203.108.150.91] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Jenny! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
U.Know.com.au)

Yeah REight Jenny!

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Chris [203.108.231.59] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
You're all boring on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

Bring on Gareth.

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Opie [203.96.135.158] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
Jennas sex life still on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

... stamina and good skin ;) *wink*

P.S. it better work out this time Amy or ill kill you BOTH!! and you can both decay for together!! IN HELLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHHAH!!!! but umm yeah, ... :)

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Buttons [202.49.241.252] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Jennas sex life on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Katia!!

Didnt you tell me Bill went back to his wife because he found you too intense a lover??
He said to me he had to leave you because "with a weeks worth of sex like that he'd be too exhausted to go to work, and would have to lie in bed as your personal sex toy, which was a concept he found most appeling, but a mans gotta earn a living some how"
I heard he even sang your praises to his wife when he got back to her!!

ohh for a man with stamina.....

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Katia [209.57.151.21] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
bill37 on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Katia@Profuse.com)

oh yes, GARETH...bill37 always sang my praises the night afterwards....of course, he wasn't as obnoxiously worshipful as YOU were ....however, he thanked me satisfactorily. BTW, Bill37 graduated from etiquette school. Perhaps if you pen an apology, they will let you enroll for fall semster :P

Love,

KATIA

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7-man [203.108.150.26] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
10cents on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
10cents@forhalfahour.com.au)

10cents for Half a hour is that write JEN?

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llama [209.78.48.187] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
The Good, the Bad and the Nurses on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
llama@osoal.ml.org)

Jennifer,

Did Bill37 thank you "profusely" before he ran back to his wife... if so, did you spend it all at once

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David [192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
yeah on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

love? who cares about love. love is a four letter word. love is like a magic penny, and i dont have any pennies.
DEATH!! thats what im talking about, DEATH and DECAY!!!

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llama [192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Comments Page on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
llama@osoal.ml.org)

I have fixed the error in the subject line field processing (I was quoting the newline char in the *** No subject given *** string) also the text field now has a limit of 2000 characters (Its previous limit was 1000) so Jenna will only have to use one post to put her desperate mindless drivel in. Naturally Im all for a reduction in the number of posts she makes here.


BTW: Dear "Buttons" thanks for taking the time to crawl out from under your rock to compliment me, unfortunately, in doing so you reminded me that you still exist. This was something I was hoping to avoid. Please do not do it again.

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Opie [209.78.48.155] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

haha your conmments page is broken :P (haha I fixed it - llama)

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Opie [209.78.48.155] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

oh the humanity :( *cry*

where's the love!! where's the lo-o-o-ove :( *cry*

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katia [209.57.151.2] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
CONTINUED on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
katia@I NEED MORE SPACE.com)

brought you immediately to mind. I do believe, HOWEVER, you are mistaken in assuming my "man friends" awaken from a night with me in abject horror. On the contrary, they are so greatful and exhausted after a night of arduous passion, they thank me profusely. Alas, I know you have no wife to comfort you in your time of intense jealousy. Perhaps with an intensive course of plastic surgery, a prefrontal lobotomy, and a few decades of etiquette training, you may attract a kind blind woman. I do hope so Gareth, for your happiness means everything to me.
WITH MUCH LOVE,

JENNA


PS: Quit crying Opie, this is all in good fun.

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Katia [209.57.151.2] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
Reply on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
katia@MUAHAHAHAHA.com)

Dearest Gareth,
Thank you for your most kind reply of July 17th. I thoroughly enjoyed your most intriguing comments, HOWEVER, I feel I must correct you on a few minor points. Regarding your "shooting nurses in a barrel" remark, I sincerely doubt that I am THAT easy of a target. I did, however, find your mention of a "barrel" quite amusing, considering the numerous occasions you sleep in one following a night of binge drinking. Don't be embarrassed, Gareth. Alcoholism is nothing to be ashamed of. No doubt it runs in your family. I pray you seek the help you so desperately need.
As for my being defenseless: sarcasm or no sarcasm, I KNOW I will ALWAYS be MORE than a match for you, Gareth. Although you may be evil, mean spirited, petty, socially inept, and frightfully rude, I am a trained professional and can cope with whatever psychotic pathology you care to display.
I am so pleased you enjoyed the severed horse head. When I encountered its putrid, bloody ,rotting, stench, you i

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Buttons [202.49.241.139] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Things n stuff on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
you@know.my.address)

yay! I scored! I scored!

I got a Goal!!

:)

and BTW: NICE comeback Gareth, you are to be commended
and Carrie was based on me, but they had to tame it down to get it past the censors

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7-man [203.108.150.23] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Ouch on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
me@ouch.com.au)

OUCH thats mean!
Heheheheheheh

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llama [192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
This is like shooting nurses in a barrel on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
llama@osoal.ml.org)

Jennifer, is you insist. Let the games begin...

PS: If we are using sarcasm, then won't you be defenceless.

PPS: waking up to the severed head of a horse gave me the same feeling all
of you "man-friends" get when they wake up next to you in the morning,
except of course, I don't have a wife to run back to.

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katia [209.57.151.92] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
Vengence on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
katia@rumble.com)

ALLRIGHT GARETH....meet me in the DARK ALLEY at 6 pm....we'll rumble and settle this blood feud... this vendetta.... this Sicilian thing..ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Sincerely,
Katia
PS: No weapons.. (however sarcasm is permitted.)
PPS: Did you like that horse head I put in your bed?

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Chris [203.108.231.34] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Previous posts on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

Previous posts were conducted under dubious amounts of caffiene and therefore should be ignored.

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Chris [203.108.231.34] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Hey yeah....... on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

Can you imagine a cross between Crazy AMy and Carrie? Would that not be a scarier monster than Godzilla? With a plan like that, I can take it to Hollywood and make millions i tells ya! *goes off scrabbling for a pen* NO WAIT EVEN BETTER.........

AMY LEWIS Vs GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST EVER SCREENING!

Hmm....theres even computer game possibilities here...I feel motivated to learn C.....hmm these ideas keep coming on and on....Kurts Quest 4: Amy Lewis Vs Godzilla featuring Kurt Cobain in a token suicidal role.....

ignore me

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Chris [203.108.231.34] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Stuff on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

muh

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Chris [203.108.231.34] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Ca(my)rrie on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

Found engraved on a desk at Wellington Middle School

"Amy Lewis eats shit"

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TCL [192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
yeah on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

"they're all gonna laugh at me!" - Carrie.

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.108 i686)
Nothing in particular on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

I thought i'd come here and post something, to show off my shiny new browser. And also to state that i'm confused and noone tells me anything.
Thank you,

Goodbye.

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Shelley [209.78.48.234] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Osoal membership on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I don't suppose....er, never mind.....um, well, if you insist, nah I won't bother ya.......but could I.... awwwwww, nah, I won't. OK, nothing to see here move right along please. Outta my face will ya! Bastard white car!

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llama [192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Ownership on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
llama@osoal.ml.org)

Its not my channel, it belongs collectively to One Short Of A Llamas members.

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Shelley [209.78.48.52] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
name calling on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

name call *attack* *victimise* *attack* *fight* *punch* *cat fight*

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TCL [192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
name calling on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

there will be no name calling, no victimizing, no attacking, no fighting, no abuse on this page. This is a place of peace and tranquility.

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7-man [203.108.150.74] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Bahaahaha on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Bahahah@LOL.com.au)

Bahaahahahahahaahahaha

No further comment needed

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katia [209.57.151.4] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
Announcement on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
katia@infinet.com)

It has been brought to my attention that Gareth will not come to #OSOAL if I am present. Since #osoal is his channel, I won't hang out there anymore.
Sincerely,
Jenna

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Chris [203.108.231.34] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Queen Slut of the Undernet on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

All hail Crazy AMy Queen Slut of the Undernet....Let's say a prayer for all the nice young lads that frequent channel #NZ....and remember Queen....Every dog has its day....hee hee hee

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Shelley [209.78.48.34] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Pink Elephants on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

More fun than Crazy AMy huh? You're just hanging out for the porn pics, not to mention the fact that you want to dust your voodoo doll off. Speaking of voodoo dolls........here kitty kitty

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Chris [203.108.231.17] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Urgh? on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

I saw that. You can't hide from me, you pesky Pink Elephant!

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opie [203.96.135.160] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
umm on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

well, like it says in the ancient book of prophesy of the Angolians: Prophesy 23, page 56, su-chapter 9 in the book of Sabastian: "do whop do waaaa, llamas are there own best friends"

so dont leave llams alone with themselves on important dinner events!

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melanie [209.77.157.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
stuff thats not interesting on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
barr@ihug.co.nz)

If diamonds are a girls best friend and dogs are a guys best friend, how does this affect llama's?and who are they friends with?

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katia [209.57.151.46] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
Cwis on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Katia@Warrior.com)

PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

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Chris [203.108.231.59] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Katia on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

I'm merely stealing Gareths idea, you're so easy to insult, and doing so gives me great pleasure...You're much more fun than Crazy AMy

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katia [209.57.151.46] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
CWIS on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Katia@punishment.org)

Chris, your beauty is only exceeded by your wit and charm...oh yes, and your fine manners <CHOKES>
Sincerely,
Katia
PS: Only Gareth is allowed to insult me, so adjust your behavior accordingly.

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Chris [203.108.231.17] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Look! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

Look see, Mmmm mozilla for linux

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Chris [203.108.231.61] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Katia on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
plaf)

No, shes not dead, she's just found some braindead moron to bang her

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Shelley [209.78.48.234] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
the palm trees on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

They're plastic Jenn, and it was hazardous to your health

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katia [209.57.151.19] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
the llama on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
katia@llama.com)

ALL RIGHT YOU HEATHENS! BRING BACK THE LLAMA AND THE LOVELY PALM TREES, LEST YE SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!YOU have been WARNED!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Katia, Chairperson of the Anti-Nuclear Llama Society

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Shelley [209.78.48.142] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Murder101 on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

All's quiet on the Jen front....what happend? did you finally kill her Gareth?

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Chris [203.108.231.51] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Chaos Theory on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

Am I the only person who eagerly awaits OSOAL releases? I'm eagerly awaiting Chaos Theory, just like I was eagerly awaiting Kurt's Quest III, maybe I just need a lobotomy

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Chris [203.108.231.51] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Time Zones on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
nrgh)

Yeah, its the latest timezone, OSOAL Standard Tyme aka OST, and it exists only in Deadbeefs shed

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
Which time zone are you living in??! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@osoal.ml.org)

Er yeah, the place we live goes by different time, which is a way of saying: I really dont know how to fix the clock in Yak. Its always been wrong, usually by either 1 or 2 or 13 hours.

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llama [192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Comments Page. on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
llama@osoal.ml.org)

If you were actually to bother to fake the "*** No email given *** message you might have atleast tried to get the correct
field, regardless of the correct capitalisation and spacing. Once accomplished, you can rest easy in the knowledge that you
have created the most pointless post on this page (an accolade considering that the average literary genius displayed on this
page is less than freeze dried potato could muster)

Also, I have modified the CGI script to add mailto links which you
can use to easily send hate-mail to me.

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TCL [192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
comments on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

no comment.

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***no email given*** [202.49.241.187] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Shelley on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Sarcasm=lowest form of wit..I would die without it)

Just screwing with ya mind

btw your times are wrong, I set the last post at 11:32 not 12:32

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Shelley [202.49.241.187] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Slackers on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I'm just adding a comment for the hell of adding a comment. Oh wait, that's what this page is about isn't it? Oh, well what I meant is.POST SOME COMMENTS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Thank you and goodnight

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Chris [203.108.231.49] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Page War on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

Davids page is better....Mint green just wont cut it with the goths, Opie

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TCL [192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
stuff on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

sorry about the flood of posts (my posts that is)
i'll have them removed

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7-man [203.108.150.115] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Dear@ohgodNO.org.au)

Dear GOD NO anything but that!!!!
BTW your frames wont take over nothin Opium
:) Bahahaha

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TCL [192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
- on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
-)

:(

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Opium [203.96.135.147] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
yay on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opie@opie.com)

FRAMES WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!!!!!! MUHUHHUUAHAHAHAHH!!!!!

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TCL [192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
stuff on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

okay ive finished my page upgrade, now i can concentrate on work.

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Opium [203.96.135.175] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
yay on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
home@last)

wahoo! i'm home now!
my homepage is done being constructed now (for a while :) coming at ya wit da power of mint green!!

OK bye :)

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
Excellent on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@microsoft.com)

Woohoo a homepage war, just think,
banner ads I can make a fortune.

yAY.

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Chris [203.108.231.23] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Music on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
fatima@yob.ec)

I'll make an attempt to do some tunEzZZZZ for ChaoS tHeoRY

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TCL [192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
home pages on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

/me declares home-page war on Opium. Not much of a competition though... :)

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TCL [192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
oi on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

HEY!, NOONE CALLS ME A DONKEY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
Anyone wanna do the music for Chaos Theory?

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Chris [203.108.231.23] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Pics on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sw@drunkenandhotinthebackofaFiat.com)

Nothing beats those incriminating pics that I have of Katia with the Donkey

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7-Man [203.108.150.189] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Under the finger on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Me@under_the_finger.com.au)

JEN! and I would Like to anonce that we are Married I have Pics to Prove It When they get developed Ofcourse

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maharG [203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
the evil is within us... on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
maharg@sans.vuw.ac.nz)

run from the millenium....run to your destiny...for within us
all resides the bitter thorn of greed...

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TCL [192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
:P on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

OI! Stop looking at my Sanctum! j/k.

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Opium [203.96.135.158] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
wee on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz)

I wonder why i keep using my real email address? :) anywho... i'm at brooks mums place!! :P well i have been for the past umm, some days. Amy's hanging around too: I've been cooking us a hell of a lot of mince.
And when the mince ran out, i got some lamb and i chopped it into mince hehehahaha

I wish i lived in wadestown *cry* It's really high :)!!
I iss shelley :( iu wonder if she'll ring me while im on the net hehe oooo

Whats today? tuesday? hmm. I might go and totally revamp my homepage or something. Davids page is putting me to shame hehe

OK byeeeee :)


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Zen Sandwich [203.97.231.41] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
um, stuff. on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
zen@osoal2.dyn.ml.org)

Yeah, I'm slacking off at work atm. :) I just wanted to see if osoal.ml.org worked now we have a static IP. (it does, whee! when're we going to link osoal.org.nz to it? :))

Oh, and I see OSOAL is doing banner ads now (ref. Chaos Theory), at least they look impressive. Good luck on writing the game, TCL. I hope you actually get this one finished. :)

--TZS.

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TCL [192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Chaos Theory on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

Changing engines again, going back to DUMB (favouring a complete engine to a fancy styley buggy one)

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Opium [203.96.135.174] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
craxy on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
opium@strip.net.nz (haha, boy who cried wolf??))

Jenna: I think you'll find craxy is the stuff the pixies get high on :)

P.S. I miss my shelley bear :(

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TCL [192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
Chaos Theory on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

No longer using the DUMB engine. Going to use a fully 3d one instead.
Currently intending to use 'Crystal Space'.

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7-Man [203.108.150.55] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
OpppppS on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Me@OppppS.com.au)

OpppppS i realy didn't mean that

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7-Man [203.108.150.55] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
'DUMB' on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Bearhound@bear.com.au)

Yes Good Idea But Make it u come up against the Super Model's u have to through candy at them if they swallow they explode simple but effective
PS. U be that Craxey One JEN!

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7-Man [203.108.150.55] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
'DUMB' on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Bearhound@bear.com.au)

Yes Good Idea But Make it u come up against the Super Model's u have to through candy at them if they swallow they explode simple but effective
PS. U be that Craxey One JEN!

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TCL [192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
New Project on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
tcl@supernews.com)

I've had an idea for a new game project using this doom style engine
called 'DUMB'. With some modifications this could be used to
power an enjoyable 1st person shooter. Details are in my .plan.

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katia [209.57.151.111] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
7-man on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
K@whatHEsay.com)

what is craxy?

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Chris [203.108.231.46] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Low Budget Doom Clone on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

I'm far too evil for my own good arent I

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Chris [203.108.231.46] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Low Budget Doom Clone on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

OK....lets see now...You are the main character....an attractive male with a nice personality....a psycho wench falls in love with you, hmm...we'll use AMy as an example shall we, and you go out with her for a bit, then decide you don't like her anymore..
..so she gets angry, and begins to chase you around with a knife, gun, rocket launcher...etc.....all you have is your little handgun to begin with, the boss enemy would have to be, naturally, AMy herself, however, for her minions, you can use the AMy wors
hippers from #thediamondsea, and to get to AMy you must first kill all the minions. Well....thats my idea....sounds good...oh yeah..the boss guy has to preach as well....."I WON'T HAVE SEX UNTIL IM MARRIED' "CHRISTIANITY IS GOOD" "YOU'RE A SELF CENTRED EG
OTISTICAL BASTARD" etc. Thank you and goodnight

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ShelleyMech [202.49.241.72] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Low budget doom clone on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Here's what you do. You get a bear or a kind hearted female, and turn them into a MechWarrior. They're overcome with evilness and want to go out and kill everything...well, not everything ;) ...in site. Then you take mean vicious evil person and them her/
it's target. Lastly, you take 11 Care Bears and transform them into MechBears, that given the right code, which the woman/bear has to find, allow them to Care Bear stare down the men vicious evil person, and they melt away.
Thank you, and bubye
With any luck I shall return

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
Bad 3D killing games on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
db@sans.vuw.ac.nz)

Anyone got any innovative ideas for a low budget doom clone?

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ShelleyMechBear [209.78.48.150] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Target locked on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Seek and you shall find, find and you have seeked. Change and you shall be changed. Annihilate and you shall be cleansed.

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7-man [203.108.150.19] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
PPL are so cruel on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
seven@bestlover.com.au)

U PPL should seek medical attention, and dont ask Katia for it cos she is craXey with a capital X; I must go now eat FOOD.

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Not So Anonymous [203.29.161.103] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
I need an island on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I ned an island, somewhere to sink a stone, I need an island, somewhere to bury you...

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Reverand Leroy Cymbeline [203.108.231.80] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
The Cymbeline Prophecies on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
theprophet@god.com)

Riding upon the new arc will be the holy! Those who are unpure shall be cast out into the seething cesspool of humanity! Disease will run rife, AIDS will spread like wildfire, as the cleansing disease scours the bodies of the unpure! When the unpure have
been cast into the flame ridden cesspools of hell, the Arc will begin its journey to the promised land! YOU WILL BE JUDGED!!!! MAKE SURE YOU RIDE UPON THE ARC, PAIN AND ETERNITY AWAIT THOSE WHO DO NOT!

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Chris [203.108.231.80] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Katia on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
dmode@zip.com.au)

So go get the Mozilla source and compile it yourself, so it runs faster...you're just like a teenybopper, you can't stand people laughing at you, so you upgrade to the latest trend...even if its bad for you

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katia [209.57.151.18] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
mozilla on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Kill@Cwis.com)

I updated mozilla and it runs much slower....Cwis, you bastard ! muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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7-man [203.108.150.19] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Signing in on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
7@seven.com.au)

Yo yo

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Something witty [203.29.161.28] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Something even wittier on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Witty@not.com)

He mourns that day so soon has glided by:
E'en like the passage of an angel's tear
That falls through the clear ether silently
- - - John Keats

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llama [192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Discussion Page on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
llama@llama)

Katia; I have never yet cared about your opinions before, so I am not going to suddenly start now.

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anti-Robert Smith [209.57.151.70] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)
The cure on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
Bono@katia.com)

Enough with the cure already

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Robert Smith [203.108.231.58] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Doubt on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
rsmith@cure.com)

Tear at flesh
Rip at skin
I smash at doubt
I have to break you...
I stop and kneel beside you
Drained of everything but pain
Run screaming throw myself in fury
Over the edge and into your blood


Thank you, and goodnight

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Bear [202.49.241.6] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Quit: on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
sadistic@evil.com)

A hidden rage consumes my heart
I have to break you
Fury drives my vicious blows
I see you fall but still I strike you
Again and again

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, February 14, 2058

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ShelleyBear [202.49.241.6] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
Beware of the voodoo doll on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

*cry* there's no lights :( who promised lights? My ehart shall remain broken forever. Trust you may have lost, but a voodoo doll you will gain.

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Opium [203.96.135.152] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)
ooooooo on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
yay@false.com)

YAY!! the stupidity is back!!

"Mozilla: his penis is longer than this edit box!"

coming to a theatre near you

P.S. Deep impact rocks, and godzilla's stupid :) thank you

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Bear [202.49.241.6] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
:| on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Just seeing what my name.... er....or not my naem as the case may be.......looks like up in lights

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katia [209.57.151.37] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I)
Cwis on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999 (
katia@Mozilla.com)

Katia sends Mozilla to destroy illawarra

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Chris [203.108.231.58] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Mozilla on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Hhahaha Jenna uses Mozilla 4.03.....what a loser baahahah

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Leroy Cymbeline [203.108.231.58] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
The Prophecies on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I'm here to tear everything down around you, and you know what I'm going to replace it with? Something new. God.
The world of God. So take your bread and give it to the poor, what difference does it matter what you own?
You have Gold and Silver, they're going to rot! and that rot is going to eat away at your heart! All of you!
There will be a flood! there will be a fire! Everything will be destroyed! But there will be a new arc! Rising on
that fire! And I hold the keys! And I open the door! and I say who goes in and who doesnt!

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Leroy Cymbeline [203.108.231.58] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
The Prophecies....Part 2 on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

You think God belongs only to you! He does'nt. God is an immortal spawn who belongs to everybody. To the whole
world! You think you're special? God is NOT an israelite! In the desert, the Baptists warned of God's second
coming.But I'm telling you it's too late. He's already here! I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!! And I'm going to baptise everybody!
With fire!!!!! Come with me!

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llama [192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
bleh on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

The email addresses and colours will be returning
to this page soon, be patient, and if at all possible,
be quiet.

llama

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katia [209.57.151.47] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I)
Mozilla on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

I don't know who mozilla is, but I don't like him very much. I'm not going to see his movie, either.
Sincerely,
Katia
PS: post something, you bastards

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katia [209.57.151.1] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I)
gareth on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Dear Gareth,

I'm sorry I insulted your discussion page. I didn't mean to make you cry. Its quite a nice discussion page and I love it very much.
Fondly,
Katia

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Chris [203.108.231.58] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Aesthetics on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Much nicer, might discourage people from actually posting meaningless babble on it. The browser logging makes it look suitably geeky and scary. You're to be commended.

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katia [209.57.151.22] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I)
discussion page on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Dear Sirs,

This page is profoundly ugly. Whatever did you do to it? Please change it back.
Sincerely,

Katia

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Opium [209.78.48.173] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
protest and partition on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

ARGH! bring back the pretty colours and the email adress entry so we can make false email addresses that are really dumb :( Bastards the lot of ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ok buh bye

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llama [192.168.0.3] Lynx/2.8rel.3 libwww-FM/2.14
blink on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Im also surprised, and I wrote it

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
yAY on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Well it works alot better now, yay for me. Not that I did anything stunning

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DeadBeef [192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i686)
yay this is broken alot on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

When my head starts working again i will fix yak.

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llama [192.168.0.3] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
It ends. on Sunday 25th of April 3:56 PM, 1999

Woohoo it goes, i can sleep now

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