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SW slsdn19p33.ozemail.com.au[210.84.13.161] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT) Re: no subject on Thursday 17th of June 6:45 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au) Fucken Cityrail! I will now define torture. You get diahrrea on the train to Sydney. The cramps kick in at Helensburgh. The dire urge to spray flithy effuluent reaches fever pitch when you get to Hurstville. You figure, OK , I can hold it to Central, its only 15 minutes. Wrong. The signals from Sydenham are fucked up. So it takes your train 40 minutes to get from Hurstville to Redfern. By the time you reach Redfern, you feel like you're about to explode, the urge to scream is intense, you give in and decide to use the Train Toilet. However, there is a bunch of hot teenage high school girls standing outside the toilet. Scream. So you squirm, and almost die from fecal poisoning. Your train gets to Central, you do the dash to the ticket gates. There is a que. You stand in the que, and then RUN as fast as possible to the toilets. You reach the toilet just in time. Your score is 245 out of a possible 260. Look for further editions of Torture: The Adventure Game from Sierra in the near future. [ Post Reply | Expand ]
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