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Re: Mince on Thursday 20th of May 1:55 PM, 1999

due to the apparent populat demand on mince and mince based products (such as canned mince, and wrapped mince (*1)) there has became a need also for new mince advertising strategies. The following is a Satchi and Satchi endorsed (*2) list of the ten best ways to sell mince:

10: "buy it! it's red!"

9: "buy it! It's dead!"

8: "straight from the cow, right to your liver!"

7: "dont think of it as mince, think of it as an investment in your future

6: "it sure beats shorts"

5: "it's full of vitamin M"

4: "what you dont know about it, wont hurt you!"

3: "think of it as thousands of Cocktail Steaks"

2: "you can stick it to your but!"

And the number one way to sell mince:

1: "we thaught that good healthy meat was so good, it deserved to be chopped up in to millions of pieces!"




* These products may or may not contain mince

*2 Or to put it another way, it ISNT endorsed by satchi and satchi

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    Matt Re: Mince on Thursday 20th of May 1:55 PM, 1999