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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64; rv:15.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/15.0.1
If thou invoke the persons.. on Friday 26th of June 10:48 AM, 2015 (
graham@osoal.org.nz)

... then they shall respond.

My god, I haven't posted here since 2007. I'm old now.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/43.0.2357.124 Safari/537.36
Definitely HUMAN on Friday 19th of June 1:51 PM, 2015 (
lincoln@osoal.org.nz)

Whirr, click, click, click, clank, err I mean hello fellow persons.

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ttttt Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/30.0.1599.66 Safari/537.36
Your ntp server could be overloaded on Monday 21st of October 12:12 PM, 2013 (
ttttt@yopmail.com)

Hello,

You ntp server 202.21.137.10 is in the oceania.pool.ntp.org list.

But it's overloaded, sometimes I get the message "202.21.137.10 rate limit response from server."


Thanks

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Matt [2001:44b8:62:80:bc11:5299:9045:91a4] Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1b2) Gecko/20081201 Firefox/3.1b2
Hello on Wednesday 25th of February 5:18 PM, 2009

Anybody still alive?

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux x86_64; en-US; rv:1.9) Gecko/2008061017 Firefox/3.0
First IPv6 post? on Wednesday 9th of July 7:26 PM, 2008 (
spam@osoal.org.nz)

New web server, new internet protocol, new co-location room, same old crap =)

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686 (x86_64); en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060425 SUSE/1.5.0.3-7 Firefox/1.5.0.3
Coz I can on Thursday 22nd of February 1:47 PM, 2007 (
graham@osoal.org.nz)

I seriously doubt that ANYONE ever comes here any more. but on the off-chance that there is a visitation from someone other than myself...

'NOODLES!!!!'

I hast spoken.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux x86_64; en-US; rv:1.8.1.2) Gecko/20060601 Firefox/2.0.0.2 (Ubuntu-edgy)
Coz I can on Tuesday 27th of March 8:20 PM, 2007 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

A random assortment of spammers used to frequently post love letters to google here until I pointed out on the posting form that I had forbidden google to read any of their filthy little love notes.

It's a good thing too, all the talk of NOODLES would have been drowned out completely by their crap!

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Mee [66.70.10.53] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727)
Coz I can on Saturday 24th of February 11:23 PM, 2007 (
me@me.com)

RAMEN!

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686 (x86_64); en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060425 SUSE/1.5.0.3-7 Firefox/1.5.0.3
Coz I can on Tuesday 6th of March 4:24 PM, 2007 (
graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

????????

Is that a good word???

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686 (x86_64); en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060425 SUSE/1.5.0.3-7 Firefox/1.5.0.3
Coz I can on Tuesday 6th of March 4:29 PM, 2007 (
graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

I get it now.

Its a type of noodles.

I am stoopid without coffee.

Hello to the noddle replier... I am astounded that someone else actually came here... AND POSTED.

What is the world coming too?

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sw Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-GB; rv:1.8.1.3) Gecko/20070309 Firefox/2.0.0.3
Coz I can on Sunday 6th of May 2:08 PM, 2007

hokkein ?

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686 (x86_64); en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060425 SUSE/1.5.0.3-7 Firefox/1.5.0.3
Coz I can on Friday 18th of May 1:08 PM, 2007

Maggi!!!

muahahaaaa

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sw Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-GB; rv:1.8.1.3) Gecko/20070309 Firefox/2.0.0.3
Coz I can on Monday 21st of May 8:51 PM, 2007

iguana noodles.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Wednesday 1st of December 12:44 AM, 2004 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

f1rz7 p0s7 1n 0v3r 4 y34r !@#$@!#!!@#

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.7.5) Gecko/20041107 Firefox/1.0
3l33t on Tuesday 14th of December 1:06 AM, 2004

Ahhhhh, but someone is ALWAYS watching....

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UKOpie no-dns-yet.demon.co.uk[83.104.209.147] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Friday 9th of September 2:34 AM, 2005

I think i've been watching the wrong thing...

It filed a restraining order...

Then i broke the restraining order...

Now its taken the law in to its own hands.

And i needed the law for a party on Thursday.

So i stole back the law.

And then the law took out a restraining order on me.

And i broke it.

Now the law is a bounty hunter... a renegade...

I recycle. Does that count for anything anymore?

I used to know who I was. I used to know where life was.

It moved town.

I've stopped watching.

*squelchy noise*

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UKOpie no-dns-yet.demon.co.uk[83.104.209.147] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Friday 9th of September 2:37 AM, 2005

Hmm my hostname is testimant to my inadequacy

Who the hell's in control of recruitment at this crazy company??

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Matt-R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Friday 8th of September 8:46 PM, 2006

yay for good hostnames

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rogan no-dns-yet.demon.co.uk[193.195.181.1] Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060426 Firefox/1.5.0.3
3l33t on Tuesday 23rd of May 12:33 AM, 2006 (
roganjoshd@gmail.com)

i was, until i fired myself

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Saturday 8th of October 1:04 AM, 2005

the crazee gnomes are in charge here.

yes.

I am death incarnate

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
we sure did leave a mess around here ernie on Tuesday 25th of March 8:57 PM, 2003

does anyone still exist?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2b) Gecko/20021029 Phoenix/0.4
we sure did leave a mess around here ernie on Wednesday 26th of March 10:17 AM, 2003 (
david at osoal org nz)

nope

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
bert? hey bert? you alseep bert? on Tuesday 1st of April 11:13 PM, 2003

we are all off fighting the infidel invaders of Iraq, and getting thoroughly killed for our efforts.

Professional targets have a pretty simplistic life, really.

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Catch22 Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.3a) Gecko/20021212
π on Wednesday 22nd of January 10:09 PM, 2003 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

The word `osoal' exists at index 1028893300 in π, It appears alot sooner than the word `god.' Amen.

http://pi.nersc.gov/

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The Woodster 203-79-102-94.tnt14.paradise.net.nz[203.79.102.94] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
fun things on Friday 10th of January 12:00 AM, 2003 (
stu@milktwosugars.com)

Can I draw your attention to:
http://www.b3ta.com - I know it suits your sense of humour

Woodster

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 24th of December 8:16 PM, 2002

Christmas.... the time for beer, car accidents and homicidal axe-wielding neighbours dressed in $2 shop Santa suits.

"Deck the halls with streams of blood, fa la la la laaah, la laa la laaah"

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Clueless Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/3.0.0; Linux)
what i was actually hoping to find... on Saturday 21st of December 8:53 PM, 2002

what i was actually hoping to find, was a site to download SuSE8 updates in NZ

anyone got any clues?

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Clueless Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/3.0.0; Linux)
ha.. whats this then??? on Saturday 21st of December 8:28 PM, 2002 (
not@me)

OK i stumbled accross this from linux.paradise.net.nz and it seems to be a bit of a work in progress...

so whats the story?
is this intended for the geek masses?

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2) Gecko/20021202
ha.. whats this then??? on Monday 23rd of December 2:42 PM, 2002 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

This site started as somewhere to try things out, and its been pretty much like that since. It was hosted on a dynamic dialup address ( anyone remember osoal.dyn.ml.org? ) then a static dialup address ( osoal.ml.org ). Then it sort of got mixed in with the LinuxNet infrastructure and now its on a 100mbit citylink connection.

The geek masses seem to know the importance of hiding.

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TZS proxy2.its.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.79] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2.1) Gecko/20021130
ha.. whats this then??? on Tuesday 24th of December 9:26 AM, 2002 (
tzs@tzs.com)

Yes, hiding is good when you pay money everytime someone hits your site. :)

[insert obligatory Monty Python reference here]

--TZS

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
ha.. whats this then??? on Tuesday 24th of December 12:18 AM, 2002

does the fridge still exist?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2b) Gecko/20021029 Phoenix/0.4
no subject on Friday 1st of November 1:34 PM, 2002

hello

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
no subject on Monday 4th of November 5:56 PM, 2002

Oh my god No! you didn't just say that did you?

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Tuesday 12th of November 8:42 PM, 2002

why yes, he did. we all can say it!!!! muahahAHAHAHAHAHAhahaaaaa

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Friday 9th of August 11:16 AM, 2002

is there going to be a partay at the House 'o Fun?? That would be cool. Give us the perfect excuse to play lots of HACK, drink lots of BEER, hopefully watch some funny CARTOONS.

yeah.

and thats how it is.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Saturday 10th of August 6:04 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

going to get very drunk saturday (tonight) night and go to phoenix and act like idiots because frankly we are idiots. brook is supposed to call sometime sunday but being brook he hasnt specified a time so we probably wont be home or we will be home and terribly hungover, the end.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:28 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

um, ok so aparently we're having a party on the 11th of august at the roxburgh house of fun, so if yall turn up I will try not to hit you with a hammer.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 1:03 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

oh wait, 11th is a god damn sunday

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 2:01 PM, 2002

there is nothing wrong with parties on sundays.. you just have to start a wee bit earlier.. then its all good for monday... if there is goodness for monday, which I doubt, seeing as Monday is the "Tool of The DEVIL!!" (tm)

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:14 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

where can i get a cafe latte with
a sliver of fresh ginger, cinnamon and star anise

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:15 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

because it would be kickass

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:17 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

Arabian coffee is flavoured with cardamom

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 1:59 PM, 2002

its just what you do.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 24th of July 2:22 PM, 2002

theres a post on slashdot about someone making a cookbook for liunx users... i thought you guys might want to send in the recipe for Gruel(tm).... it might be kinda funny if other people kill their insides with it too... *grin*

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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs...... shakesbeare.com[210.8.244.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
maharG! on Saturday 13th of July 6:15 PM, 2002

I know someone whos looking for you.... run away! run away!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 14th of July 10:03 PM, 2002

cool. should I run to the hills?
or away form the hills?
and do I need to pack my shotgun???

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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs...... shakesbeare.com[210.8.244.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Friday 19th of July 11:34 PM, 2002

Well that depends.....NZ is a very hilly place, no odubt if oyu ran away from the hills you'd end up running into more hills and then you'd run into the person hunting you down.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 28th of July 12:45 PM, 2002

does this person hunting me down have valid licence to do so?
and did the bring a packed lunch?

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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs...... shakesbeare.com[210.8.244.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Saturday 10th of August 7:21 PM, 2002

License Schmicense. They have the lunch though, and perhaps the dinner and breakfast. Maybe even a snack or two.

Anyway, its Anna who was looking for you. Thought I'd have your email, though I dunno why...
so give her a call or email ya slack ass

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Monday 12th of August 11:24 PM, 2002

I dont have her email, nor do I have her telephone number... so if you feel like being forthcoming, that would be lovely. As for the food... YUM!!! i'm always in for a feed...

shit, I'm WAY too easy to bribe

:)

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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs...... shakesbeare.com[210.8.244.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Sunday 18th of August 8:09 PM, 2002

You're too easy to bribe or just too easy? :P Her email would be... annajared@hotmail.com .. if you decide to email her then tell her she should email me more reguarly and that shes a lazy person :)

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Monday 15th of July 9:02 AM, 2002

yes, yes and yes

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
no subject on Friday 28th of June 12:02 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

Umm...

...party!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 30th of June 9:44 PM, 2002

that, I believe, is possibly the best way to describe that night.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Monday 1st of July 8:59 AM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

ow

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The mini-golfer formerly known 202-49-249-99.cable2.linuxnet.co.nz[202.49.249.99] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 10th of June 11:20 PM, 2002 (
sibleychri@scs.vuw.ac.nz)

thats right you god damned estro-pup!

yeah.

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Evil-! 203-167-154-5.dialup.clear.net.nz[203.167.154.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Estro on Saturday 15th of June 2:02 PM, 2002

There is a new Estro
The Estro Pup is gone
Long live the Estro Cheese

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Estro on Monday 17th of June 7:59 PM, 2002

can i get fries with that?

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Estro on Tuesday 4th of June 6:50 PM, 2002

God Damn it! The Estro-pup has returned. Soon it will be your turn little duck!

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Catch22 Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.0rc2) Gecko/20020510
CA on Tuesday 4th of June 10:32 AM, 2002 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

Hey kids accept my CA certificate

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
no subject on Friday 17th of May 11:25 AM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

Muahhaahaha

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 19th of May 8:46 PM, 2002

oh
my
fucking
god....

THIS MAN IS A POETIC GENIUS!!!!! HE DESERVES A GOLD STAR!!!

and shitloads of beer... very, very good my friend.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
no subject on Tuesday 21st of May 3:06 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

when you feel run down
when noone listens to you
beer is a true friend

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Wednesday 22nd of May 6:16 PM, 2002

when you feel run down
when no-one listens to you
Hit someone with an axe
that will get the bastards attention

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 27th of May 7:34 PM, 2002

and dont forget the mop, because uncleanliness is unprofessional

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 14th of April 9:06 PM, 2002

cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut

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Space Ghost Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
I am a knife, just knifing around........ on Tuesday 16th of April 11:11 PM, 2002

cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcuctuctcutcutcutcutcut...

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evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; Q312461)
I am a knife, just knifing around........ on Wednesday 17th of April 12:49 PM, 2002

When your'e a famous musician and you have a hit song, you get married, it's just what you do!

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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
sam is the man of cryptic i am on Thursday 11th of April 11:23 AM, 2002 (
chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)

who let the duck out?
s'uup to da cheese

greetz to the colonel
hail the eggs

scull mother olaf
yo estro-pup

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.8) Gecko/20020204
no subject on Sunday 31st of March 12:53 AM, 2002

Fruit Fucker 2000....

dont move, I'm almost done...

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Buttons 202-0-32-133.paradise.net.nz[202.0.32.133] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Thursday 28th of March 11:37 PM, 2002

Yay! Citylink!

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
latency on Wednesday 3rd of April 11:07 AM, 2002 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Nice ping times...

wix>ping 202.0.32.133

Type escape sequence to abort.
Sending 5, 100-byte ICMP Echos to 202.0.32.133, timeout is 2 seconds:
!!!!!
Success rate is 100 percent (5/5), round-trip min/avg/max = 4/4/8 ms

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Revised birthday stuff... on Thursday 21st of March 7:36 PM, 2002

Due to popular request, drinikes for my birthday will now be held on Saturday nite, same time, same channel. The more the better, but if there is less, more beer for me!!

Such things are allowed on ones birthday.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
Revised birthday stuff... on Friday 22nd of March 1:10 PM, 2002

but the less the better
because the less people the more beer
and the more the better
no... wait...
waiting...
look over there->

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Saturday 23rd of March 2:20 PM, 2002

lol

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Birthday Drinkies. on Wednesday 20th of March 9:05 PM, 2002

Yes.
My birthday is tomorrow. And to mark this less-than-auspicious occasion, there will hopefully be drinks and tunez at Heath & dAvE's place this coming Friday night (22nd). All those who are even only slightly interested in coming, please follow your base instinct, and arrived at aforemontioned abode sometime in the evening. I'm not actually sure what time yet, but around the 'acceptible' time will be tolerated.

This IS necessary.

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kismet Mozilla/4.76 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.7-10 i686)
Birthday Drinkies. on Thursday 21st of March 12:20 PM, 2002

get your freak on

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McYeast 1Cust40.tnt2.reno.nv.da.uu.net[63.46.83.40] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.2-2 i686)
whoa nelly on Tuesday 19th of March 11:03 AM, 2002 (
tahoe@tahoe.com)

Anyone remeber who Mc yeast is. I was told that I must comment on this page or be killed by Kismet.

So now I hope I wont be killed.

And who did let the Ducks out?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
whoa nelly on Tuesday 19th of March 11:09 AM, 2002

You shall be spared... FOR NOW

what ducks?

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 19th of March 5:50 PM, 2002

did someone say ducks?

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kismet Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 20th of March 9:26 AM, 2002

DDDUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!

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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
duck on Wednesday 13th of March 2:31 PM, 2002 (
chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)

who let the duck out?

oow, oow, oow, oow-oow

who let the duck out?

oow, oow, oow, oow-oow

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
ducks? on Thursday 14th of March 8:36 PM, 2002

Alright people, we've got a situation here. There is a rabid, homicidal duck on the loose. I was every out-house, dog-house, duck pond searched for the next fifty miles.
I want the duck found.... ROASTED!!!!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Saturday 9th of March 12:17 PM, 2002

check out the StarWars guitar stuff on slashdot.org... tiz cool.

on a wee side note... Mystery Men was going off. Very very cool

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Thursday 7th of March 11:24 PM, 2002

The time is near...

The hour is upon us...

Soon the good and eeevil of this world will come together....

And drink.

Bring forth the rave!!!
Bring forth the ale!!!

It has begun......

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 6th of March 10:21 PM, 2002

Help fight the ego....
The hero's and villian's are gathering...
Who will prevail?
Who will be vanquished?

Time moves towards the reckoning.

Are you prepared?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Thursday 7th of March 11:50 AM, 2002

Are you... Captain Cowboy with a Rubber Chicken?

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 5th of March 9:49 PM, 2002

49:44:35

49:44:42

49:44:50

49:43:04

...

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Believers of unhappiness BEWARE!! on Monday 4th of March 7:10 PM, 2002

Seeking eeevil doers and miscreants, he dispenses justice and peace, and some awful one liners along the way.
Who is he, you ask? And why does he come?

Friday, my friends....

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
heh on Monday 4th of March 2:53 PM, 2002

i find it really fucked up that XP Pro is being touted as the next big upgrade that we should pay a couple of hundred bucks for....but its only a .1 release.

fuck you microsoft.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
are you sure you're safe.....? on Sunday 3rd of March 6:00 PM, 2002

From the ashes of the toothdecay... comes a new breed of hero. Born into the hardships of life in the tent cities, he seeks to protect those who are needy, and eat more lunch. Fearlessly, he wanders the land, making sure its the putting right that counts... as long as he dosent have to count himself.

Who is this stranger, and what is his purpose??

The answers you seek will all be revealed on Friday.....

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Catch22 Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.8) Gecko/20020204
Re: are you sure you're safe.....? on Sunday 3rd of March 11:01 PM, 2002 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

The battle computers have assured us that we are quite safe from an Afghani Refugee Tooth Fairy

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Yay! on Saturday 2nd of March 11:43 PM, 2002

Incubus concert in March!! Yay!

Tool Concert in April!! Yay! and they're even coming to Wellington this time!

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; Q312461)
Yay! on Wednesday 20th of March 12:01 PM, 2002 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I have some ticket to tool.

The melvins look scary.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
Oh god on Wednesday 20th of March 12:03 PM, 2002 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I posted from windows, very sorry, it was from a terminal services session, I promise I wont do it again, i'll be a good boy.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 20th of March 6:13 PM, 2002

You have been noticed.
You are being watched.

Questions?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
Yay! on Monday 4th of March 12:32 PM, 2002

wtf holyshit im there with fucking bells on

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Saty host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0b; Windows NT 5.0; .NET CLR 1.0.2914)
Missile Shortage on Thursday 28th of February 4:14 AM, 2002 (
davidj@goldweb.com.au)

Now that the war on terrorism has been as swift and comprehensive as the war on drugs, we're forced to go to holland to indulge our desires. I can reccomend Hakeem's Hash and Harriets in Groenigan and Abdul Sharif's bongs n bombs of Amsterdam.

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Missile Shortage on Saturday 2nd of March 1:01 AM, 2002 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

My only hope is that the war on holland will be as swift as the war on our desires.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
Missile Shortage on Friday 1st of March 3:50 AM, 2002

i'll take whats behind door number 3

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Missile Shortage on Friday 1st of March 5:00 PM, 2002

I like door number 2... it glows at night

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Missile Shortage on Monday 4th of March 2:51 PM, 2002

sorry...i'll have to speak with it about it's bong smoking habits.

halllaooolyahr.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Sunday 24th of February 2:03 PM, 2002

Yay Cuba Street!!


I love this city
*Big hug*

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 24th of February 5:08 PM, 2002

the Cuba St. cArNaVaL!! was all good... it was totally the best 2 nights i've had for ages. just a note for those who are interested, there will be a rave party at Simon & Daves hoose sometime soon... a must be at event (if you can be bothered, that it).
yay for sound

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evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Sunday 24th of February 6:55 PM, 2002

Big party at Simon and Daves is on 8th of March.
Raving, Beer Keg and plenty good times for all.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Monday 25th of February 9:33 AM, 2002

it's a Mystery Men (a film, watch it!)
theme party/rave/drinking session
you must come as an (original) unlikely superhero(ine) or supervillain, eg;
The Incredible Lisp,
Doctor Disturbing,
The Red Herring,
Minor costume accessories may be necessary

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Monday 25th of February 9:34 AM, 2002

only minor though (ie, mask, t-shirt, cape, pogostick)

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Monday 25th of February 1:17 PM, 2002 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

unless you want to go hard out i mean
you're welcome to if you want

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evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Wednesday 27th of February 6:04 PM, 2002

Has Drinks lots and passes out guy been taken yet?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Thursday 28th of February 9:31 AM, 2002

not yet

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
no subject on Thursday 28th of February 6:49 PM, 2002

oooh, can I???

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 17th of February 4:03 PM, 2002

Remember... Only Users Lose Drugs

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evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Stinking Biscuits on Friday 22nd of February 5:50 PM, 2002

I went to the store and I bought one dozen Beer, one dozen mixed beer and a bottle of Bourbon. Stupid bastards who waste there money on Biscuits. Bah!

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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
no subject on Thursday 21st of February 12:24 PM, 2002 (
chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)

I went to da store and i brought one packet of biscuits, one packet of fixed miscits, and a fisckit bixer. <damn it!>

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Monday 25th of February 1:20 PM, 2002 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

I went to the store and I bought a box of mystic midgets, a box of mixed mystic midgets, and a mystic midget mixer

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
no subject on Saturday 23rd of February 5:33 PM, 2002

nice.

those bizkits will do that to ya all the time... eh.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 4th of February 11:46 PM, 2002

VOTE KRAG!!!

I hate moving boxes.
I find it wholly dissatisfying.

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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
no subject on Tuesday 12th of February 10:39 AM, 2002 (
chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz.)

Raaeee to the Roof!!

Raaeee to the Gods!!

Raaeee to da Herbs!!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; Q312461; Hotbar 3.0)
no subject on Tuesday 12th of February 4:21 PM, 2002

nice one dude... raeeee to EVERYTHING that is good, and cool, and slightly illegal.... hehehehe

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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
no subject on Friday 15th of February 2:21 PM, 2002 (
chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)

Dude, i brought Only Forward (a michael marshall smith book) today from a 2nd hand book shop.

wanna borrow it?

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Saturday 16th of February 8:27 PM, 2002

I've read that book...

Maharg prolly has too... since I borrowed the book from him :)

It is Tres cool.


That is my review,

Thanks.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Friday 15th of February 2:56 PM, 2002 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

yes thanks but not now i haven't finished
'zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance' yet

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Friday 15th of February 2:59 PM, 2002 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

you werent talking to me were you

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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
no subject on Friday 15th of February 3:36 PM, 2002 (
chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)

dude, you r totally welcome to read it as well.

y'know, i reckon we pass 'zen' and 'only forward' around the group, get everyone to read them and then we can have BOOKCLuB MEETINGS!!! yay. i can see it now, friday night home work assignments - the works.

raeee to the beer
raaeee to the zen
raaeeee to the only forward

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Friday 15th of February 4:04 PM, 2002 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

as long as there's beer involved im in

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Saturday 16th of February 3:34 PM, 2002

Books? how do you spell that?

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 30th of January 1:44 PM, 2002

This is YOUR Cemetary.
If you witness SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOUR
call the LOCAL AUTHORITIES
IMMEDIATELY.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
no subject on Monday 21st of January 4:19 PM, 2002

BDO was kewl.

the end.

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011229
no subject on Tuesday 22nd of January 1:44 AM, 2002

> BDO was kewl.

Yep, cool and wet. Actually, mostly wet.

Watching the steam coming off the crowd as they moshed to System of a Down in the rain was kinda amusing though.

--TZS.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
things that go *ping* on Sunday 30th of December 3:09 PM, 2001

Far away, in the land of Syd,
there lives a pinecone called Mid.

Mid is fair, Mid is free,
and completly at home in his tree.

There then came a nasty BugBear,
malicious and without a care.

He came to the tree,
and demanded his fee.

Mid was frightful and awfully sad,
he really did think this BugBear was bad.

"No!", said Mid, with his bark on his hips,
but the Bugbear was firm, and put out the hits.

With a crash and a smash, poor Mid was broken,
and many a word of hurt from BugBear was spoken.

With teeth gnashing, and claws glinting, the BugBear was full of fun,
and poor Mid was nearly done.

But then, from the trees came an inflatable Moose,
running like a train gone loose.

The BugBear was bewildered and confused,
who was this Moose, and was he to be abused.

Moose slapped BugBear in the face with a Stuffed Fish (tm),
and little tiny Mid got his wish.

Glory to all pinecones like Mid,
who live in the fair land of Syd.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Friday 21st of December 6:21 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

i have an abundance of mince

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
meher baba speaks! on Saturday 15th of December 9:54 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

Do you ever feel like the only intelligent conversation you have all day is with the bottom of a bottle at 3am?
Do you ever get in the mood for pain?
Do you ever start fights you know you'll lose just to gratify your sub concious masochism and self hatred?
Do you ever stand up and wish everything would fade to a point where it was so unrecognisable and incomprehensable that your current fears, unhappinesses and insecurities would no longer be applicable?
Yeah well.
I code procedurally for jesus.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:17 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

you better get ready wellingtown
im coming for YOU!

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:30 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

ah god fucking damnit stupid trains

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:37 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

im going to get drunk
dont any of you try and stop me
i mean it!

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:58 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

Drink of the day: "The alcoholic polar bear that stays
home and drinks alone because it's raining outside and
the public transport system is lacking"

in a glass
ice
2 count peppermint schnapps
1 count coconut schnapps
1 count white rum
fill with milk

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 9th of December 10:23 PM, 2001

its ok dude...

"TH" still holds you in.. his.. camel, thingee.

oh sod

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 4th of December 11:13 PM, 2001

One of Lifes little Ditties...

"Be nice to your chickens, or suffer a painfull, long-drawn out death from blocked
pores... to be administered by Mr. Bear"

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 11:09 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

Man must sit in chair
with mouth open for
very long time
before roast duck fly in.

- Chinese proverb

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mobtek Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/2.2.1; en)
re: smoos on Friday 30th of November 12:32 PM, 2001 (
lordwang@smoo.org)

Which cartoon show had smoo's in it? It was something up there with Meatballs and Spahgetti, its taking over my mind!

narf mobtek

ps: masterfoods chilli beans in a can are evil

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Wednesday 21st of November 10:09 PM, 2001

Sorbet

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 21st of November 11:02 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

sore - bert?? (bert is short for ass)

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 5:39 PM, 2001

No, Graham is short for ass...

Graham: See Ass

Ass: Someone who on their return from Canada does not contacttheir friend, even though she left a message at his house for him!


C'mon Stranger!

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Saturday 24th of November 11:47 AM, 2001

Hey. All of his others friends made it to his party. Your own damn fault if you didn't want to see him :P

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Sunday 25th of November 2:42 PM, 2001

*ahem*
Gosh, silly me for thinking I wouldn't be welcome...

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Tuesday 27th of November 4:15 PM, 2001

Yeah silly you. No one would have cared.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 28th of November 10:52 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

now, play nice kids, or there will be NO icecream after dinner...

"bring forth, the sacrifical mule"

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Friday 30th of November 5:57 PM, 2001

Go on, just try and take my Ice-cream! You don't even have your own hands to take it off me anymore. I think Dead-Beef has them.

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Kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.4) Gecko/20010913
no subject on Friday 30th of November 9:17 AM, 2001

Mmm, ice cream

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 6:15 PM, 2001

I'll give you a knife!
Hey Dead beef, what are you using Mahargs hands for anyway? Remember they're canadian hands, you don't know where they've been!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 11:07 PM, 2001

die

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Tuesday 4th of December 1:43 PM, 2001

Making Me!!!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Friday 30th of November 10:52 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

knife?

did someone say knife?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 6:19 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

meowch

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 9:01 AM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

wtf

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
drink of the day on Wednesday 21st of November 9:35 PM, 2001

"This is what I have left in the fridge"

1 count vodka
ice
lemonade
some drops of this sour lemon shit i have (you could try lime if you live on THE EDGE, or if you grew up on THE EDGE!, or at least if your family went there regularly for vacation)

drink

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hello on Wednesday 21st of November 5:45 PM, 2001 (
me@seeifthisworks.com)

Cartoons good

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
death and taxes on Thursday 15th of November 11:09 PM, 2001 (
help.me@please.now)

what if i refuse. eh? EH??? bloddy hell, you all think i'm some kind of alcoholic sponge?? fek. a curse on all your carrots!!!!!

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.4) Gecko/20010913
death and taxes on Friday 16th of November 2:41 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

we'll make you a shooter you can't refuse

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Absinthe and Canadians on Tuesday 13th of November 7:09 PM, 2001 (
Die-Rednecks@hotmail.com)

This friday 16th.
Party at 39 Roxburgh St.
Bring something to Kill a Canadian
(preferably Alcoholic)

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
Absinthe and Canadians on Saturday 17th of November 3:18 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

my head hurts

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.5) Gecko/20011012
Absinthe and Canadians on Wednesday 14th of November 9:11 PM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

This is just plain disturbing.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.4) Gecko/20010913
Absinthe and Canadians on Thursday 15th of November 9:54 AM, 2001

muahAhaha
come one come all!

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
Absinthe and Canadians on Tuesday 13th of November 7:19 PM, 2001

i have a cricket bat which is 75% KICKASS

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
party on Saturday 10th of November 5:53 PM, 2001

at the flat sat 10th at like night time or
something bring beer drink beer die
we have couches

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
party on Tuesday 13th of November 7:46 PM, 2001

WTF is with all these half full beers
left after the party who's the pussy
who couldn't finish their drinks
you know who you are harden up you're
a disgrace i am ashamed to have known
whoever it is you are

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
party on Sunday 11th of November 8:04 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

i will be there in spirits... vodka type spirits. i'll be there soon... next weekend, or something. i go flying tomorrow. 24 hours travelling. yay for me. death in a plane seat.

how exotic.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
fek on Wednesday 31st of October 8:36 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

i too must applaud the cartooning... if only i could find my hands...

i know i left them here... somewhere....

"boris, did u steal my hands again??"

fucken wench...

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.4dev.16 libwww-FM/2.14 SSL-MM/1.4.1 OpenSSL/0.9.6
fek on Thursday 1st of November 11:33 PM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

It was me, I stole your hands.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
fek on Thursday 1st of November 11:44 PM, 2001

then whose hands are these?
oh these are my hands

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
fek on Thursday 1st of November 8:33 PM, 2001

your appreciation is appreciated
oh and i stole your hands
i need them for my twilight ritual

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
and then there were none... on Friday 9th of November 7:24 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

would u trade for feet? i do great deals on feet. or perhaps a spleen?? its in mint condition..

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sw (compatible; MSIE 7.5; Windows NT 6.0)
back to the future on Friday 26th of October 1:34 PM, 2001

i seem to have been transported some years into the future, but it looks like windows 2010 is still using the NT4 codebase.

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Matt_R Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US; rv:0.9.5) Gecko/2
Web Browsers on Wednesday 31st of October 12:30 PM, 2001

this actually isnt too bad

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Matt_R Mozilla/1.0 (compatible; Netscape 1.1; Windows 3.1)
back to the future on Friday 26th of October 1:47 PM, 2001

yeah well i'm still stuck in the past

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 25th of October 12:07 PM, 2001

And on a completely unrelated note...

Mighty fine cartoon action happening lately... You are to be applauded.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide on Wednesday 24th of October 3:43 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

The following is fiction. And by that, I mean fact. This is what happened when I took DXM on the weekend in canberra. Executive summary - Dont do it!

I drank 2 bottles of robo DX, approx 1.2 grams of DXM. Then, walked into belconnen mall. For some reason, people irritated me if they didnt hail my presence as they past, so I started cursing them. I had this ability to cast spells and was throwing blesses, curses, fireballs and other D&D style shit all over the mall. Then we went to the lake and I lay on the grass tripping, talking about the "pillar of caddis" and "hacker voltron" which was comprised of 2 longnecks, rather than lions. One longneck was memory segment, the other was format string. At this point we came across a group of scouts and something possessed me to ask the scout master if he'd like me to suck his dick. I dont think he replied. about this point I lost the ability to speak, and simply flailed around screaming and grunting incoherrently. DXM gives you extreme disassociation and I had little idea who I was, what I was doing, and how causality worked. A jogger went past and I got down on my knees and worshipped him as he ran off. About 4 hours later I snapped out of it. DXM is messy.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
rabbit ears? on Thursday 18th of October 2:20 AM, 2001

this is terrifying. ugh.
http://www.dymocks.com.au/asp/full_details.asp?isbn=0733614817

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
general notice on Wednesday 17th of October 5:58 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

word'up

this is a general notice to whoever really cares...
i get back to NZ on the 13th november, and there is going to be one hell of a big party on friday 16th november, at a place in wellington. (i have no idea where, but when i find out, i'll let u all know).
everyone is invited... bring beer, tunez... and beer.

werd

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
general notice on Wednesday 17th of October 6:15 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

dude my birthday is the 13th

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 5:46 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

hmmm.... are u doing a party thing for your birthday? and if u are, what day(s) and where is this most egg-salad event occur?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 6:07 PM, 2001

im not sure
maybe i'll have some sort of running drinking thing
for the whole week around the 13th i'll
be drinking and lamenting my pale existance
if anyone else wants to join in just turn
up at the flat. even if you just
want to ridicule me. bring beer though.
now playing: "...and justice for all!"

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 6:10 PM, 2001

that means you too, ladies

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Buttons 203-79-120-203.cable.paradise.net.nz[203.79.120.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
birthday stuff on Monday 22nd of October 2:45 AM, 2001

Hmmm... no offence dude... but something about that last comment reminded me of Bug-Eyed Earl, from Redmeat.com...

You haven't been wearing mint lifesavers on your nipples, have you??

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
birthday stuff on Monday 22nd of October 9:00 AM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

not as such

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
jorm: the livejournal on Tuesday 16th of October 2:06 AM, 2001

http://www.livejournal.com/users/cuntgobble

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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT5.0; Not a DVD owner
jorm: the livejournal on Friday 26th of October 1:19 PM, 2001

So you're still a DVD owner?

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sw (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; Scud Missile Owner)
jorm: the livejournal on Friday 26th of October 1:30 PM, 2001

no, now i have a much cooler addition to my computer :P

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 8:30 PM, 2001

first post

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 8:31 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

second post

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.5) Gecko/20011012
no subject on Monday 15th of October 10:47 PM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

First post!

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
no subject on Tuesday 16th of October 2:05 AM, 2001

out post

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 10:49 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

last post!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 17th of October 6:01 PM, 2001 (
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what the fuck???

(i've been outta the loop, but i'm guessing its a new release of something)

gekko have anything to do with it?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Wednesday 17th of October 6:16 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

no reason

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:24 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
<BR><BR>
> bc -l<BR>
bc 1.06<BR>
155/4.40<BR>
35.22727272727272727272
<BR><BR>
That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
<BR><BR>
The moral of this story is simple:
<BR>
Everyone is really fucked in the head.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
Drinking Antix on Tuesday 2nd of October 8:16 PM, 2001

i had a pretty big weekend also.

i drank most of a bottle of JD in front of IRC on friday night.

woke up with a crippling hangover saturday.

saturday night involved tequila sunrises at Abbeys, then beer.

i woke up sunday with a slightly less debilitating hangover. then we went and lugged a fucking engine and gearbox around. top tip: dont move a 300kg piece of machinery with a hangover.

sunday night involved hash cake.

monday was an all day mammoth effort, beginning with beer and cake, followed by margaritas.

now its tuesday and my body hates me, i would like the shakes to go away soon please.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:23 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
<BR><BR>
> bc -l<BR>
bc 1.06<BR>
155/4.40<BR>
35.22727272727272727272
<BR><BR>
That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
<BR><BR>
The moral of this story is simple:
<BR>
Everyone is really fucked in the head.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
cuntgobble on Friday 28th of September 3:24 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

sorry about the BR tags im a silly one.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 27th of September 9:01 AM, 2001

Hey There...

You guys have probably seen all these before, but for the benefit of those who haven't:


http://panic304r.com/index2.html

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maharG Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win95; U)
and the saga continues... on Sunday 23rd of September 5:38 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

The Adventures of BOO and Moo: Episode II

The Scene: a really crummy LaundroMAT with complimentary hookers and drug dispensing machine (the good kind). Boo is washing his spare sets of fur, and Moo is drooling over a hooker thats teasing him by sucking on the nose of a stuffed cmael. Boo is whistling a wee ditty about the social impoverisment of stuffed rodents.

Enter FatGuy with plastic road-cone stuck to the side of his head: "The end is nigh!! Repent! Repent!!"
Boo: "Frag off!!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky*
Moo: *drool*
ConeHed: "Your life is DEAD! Die like the capitalist pig you are!!"
Boo: "For the last fucking time, I AM NOT A PIG!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky sucky*
Moo: *drrrooOOOOoooollll*
ConeHed: All your life you've worked to pay for fascists and eeeevil doers though taxes and sweat! Rise up and KIll them with your CHAINS!!!"
Boo: "Look butt-munch, RACK OFF!!"
Hooker: *SUCKY SUCKY inhale*

A pause.

Moo: "?"
ConeHed: "Repent?"
Boo: "I'll give u repent, poo-pusher!!"
Hooker: *CHOKE*
Moo: "!"
ConeHed: "Eeevil!! There is eeevil here!"
Boo: "Just shut up and DIE!"
Hooker explodes.

Another pause.

Boo: "Bugga"
Moo: "@#!"
ConeHed: "It is the tool of the DEVIL!!"
Enter 3 legged, 4 eyed dog.. "Hoof 'o Death, hoof 'o Death"
With a steely glint in the eye, Moo leaped gracefully over Boo (in a Jersey kind of way) and with a fluid stike with the Hoof 'o Death, split ConeHed from neck to pelvis. And with an airy toss of the head, promptly shat on the corpse.
Boo: "Good god! That smells!!"
Moo: "I art thine shepard, and thou hast been guided."

^fini^

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
and the saga continues... on Sunday 23rd of September 11:30 PM, 2001

am thinking you have way too much free time.


anyway i just wanted to see what this browsers watermark looks like.

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maharG Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win95; U)
a bed-tyme storie on Thursday 13th of September 5:39 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

THE ADVENTURES OF Boo AND Moo, Episode I.

The Scene: a warm day, nice trees, the smell of happiness... and the odour of fresh puke on the ground....
Boo: "i love the smell of fresh puke in the morning!!!"
Moo: "."
Boo: "ya know moo, u smell like puke. what, you roll in it or somethin??"
Moo: "."
Boo: "i know!!! you shat it out your ass!!! you have puke for shit!!! HA!"
Moo: "!"
Boo: "now, dont get me wrong, your a nice cow 'n all, but did u have to puke right on my door step??? EH??? YOU FUCKEN INCONSIDERATE PLEBIAN BOVINE MASS OF PUKE-SHIT!!!!!"

In the blink of a flys eye (?), Moo inviscerated Boo with a single swipe of him world-famous 'hoof 'o death'. then, with a mighty ass-release, Moo shat on Boo. it was truly traumatic.
Boo: "mmm mmm MMMM, *choke* guuurrrgle *choke*"
Moo: "dont have a brown, Mister Cow."

^Fini^

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
a bed-tyme storie on Thursday 13th of September 9:16 PM, 2001

that was beautiful man

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Asama Bin Laden [203.3.121.87] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
TASTE DEATH on Wednesday 12th of September 12:25 PM, 2001

TASTE DEATH YANKEE SCUM!!
I find the whole terrorist thing amusing, I wish there was more violence like this in the world :( It would brighten my day.

Love,
Uncle Asama

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
TASTE DEATH on Thursday 13th of September 1:46 PM, 2001

It's Osama though....

Asama is an imposter!

On another note, I just heard that John Howard was giving Hilary Clinton some "personal attention" for her "grief".


Go Johnny! Do her while Bill is here!!!!

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.3rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14 SSL-MM/1.4.1 OpenSSL/0.9.4
TASTE DEATH on Friday 14th of September 12:06 AM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Has to be an imposter, if that dude was any sort of unix man he would have called himself /sbin/laden instead.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
TASTE DEATH on Sunday 16th of September 11:35 PM, 2001

chmod a+x /bin/laden

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maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
the adventures of 'Boo and Moo' on Saturday 1st of September 5:05 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

resist psychic death...

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
the adventures of 'Boo and Moo' on Sunday 2nd of September 12:02 AM, 2001

heh

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
Apparently I am a DVD owner... on Monday 27th of August 4:35 PM, 2001

What makes me a DVD owner and noone else? I don't even have a DVD drive..

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
The Stupid on Monday 27th of August 11:16 AM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

This is SO dodgy!

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
The Stupid on Monday 27th of August 4:34 PM, 2001

Drink of the day - The Stupid

30ml Bacardi 151, fill with orange juice, add 30ml Blue Curaco, 30ml Midori & 15ml Cointreau. Done properly, the green stuff should sink to the bottom, creating something like a tequila sunrise - only green.

Serves one.


Bacardi 151 is the devils work.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
Perisher Spew on Monday 20th of August 12:03 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

I went skiing at perisher blue on the weekend. For those who dont know, im both a skilled skier and prominent member of AA (Alcoholics Aspiring). This resulted in me drinking 15 beers in the morning with some random norweigans I met, then attempting to ski a double black diamond (really fucken steep) run. I am now the proud owner of a sprained ankle, torn knee ligament and shattered reputation, after the next night I got kicked out of mario's pizza restaurant for ordering a "Fettucine with fucking pasta sauce you fat bitch".

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Wednesday 22nd of August 6:12 PM, 2001

only in canada...

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maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Saturday 25th of August 5:55 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

and mabey next-door to YOU!

*knock knock*

;)

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/2.1.1; X11)
Perisher Spew on Wednesday 22nd of August 11:53 AM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

the only thing missing from a night like this is an axe wielding lunatic yelling "death to the infidels!!!!!! arrrrrg!!!", while running down the street wearing a turban. and nothing else.
entertainment??? i certainy hope so!!

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Satyricon proxy1.syd.pacific.net.au[203.27.69.91] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
RHYMEZ^3 on Tuesday 24th of July 12:25 AM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

Behind a 15 inch monitor
dissing my new songs
wanna battle me? with your keystyles and message boards
how about you turn those skills into audio verse
cause 16 heads and one oh two cylinders word
all these niggers in cyberspace
too scared to come out; sunspot'll rip off their fucken face!!!

Mass MC rocks your world.

Im drunk.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
RHYMEZ^3 on Tuesday 24th of July 11:07 PM, 2001

word up, negrax.

chemical addiction 0wnz j00.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hello World on Thursday 12th of July 11:15 PM, 2001

The world is turning on it's end!!

I can write a perl script!

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Shakesbeare [144.137.88.162] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
Hello World on Wednesday 18th of July 8:43 AM, 2001

But does it work.

Yay for me having a job!

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
Hello World on Friday 13th of July 2:18 PM, 2001

It's the rapture!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
meep on Sunday 15th of July 5:32 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

no, i think it's the ruptre.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
meep on Sunday 15th of July 8:44 PM, 2001

wrong again, bond

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maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
@#$!% on Wednesday 18th of July 5:00 PM, 2001 (
boo@ooo.u.skareme.com)

i hate typos. i swear to whatEVER! god or powerful being-thing looks over me, i am cursed to never type an error-free sentence, as long as i live.

lets all have a beer.

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Government Departments... on Wednesday 4th of July 9:46 AM, 2001

It's not just the NZ government that's clueless about the internet (in fact we're possibly one of the better ones...0 I just got an amusing email from some small department somewhere in the US complaining that someone from Waikato University pinged their firewall machine and attaching a page-long list of questions insisting we tell them who we are, what we do (looking up www.waikato.ac.nz was too much effort for them, or maybe they hadn't upgraded their computers to Mosaic yet?) and a whole lot of other detailed information on our 'business' before we'd be allowed to ping them again.

yAY! :P

--TZS

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.3rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14 SSL-MM/1.4.1 OpenSSL/0.9.4
Government Departments... on Monday 13th of August 11:44 PM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I will keep my mouth shut next time, lest I am made to audit yet another government departmnent.

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Buttons www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
... on Thursday 21st of June 11:26 AM, 2001

Things are getting kinda slow around here.

I check this page every day, hoping for another pearl of wisdom, or something to ponder until tomorrow, But alas, there has been no change.

I might actually have to get a life or something if this keeps up!

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586)
Haikus of Wisdom on Wednesday 27th of June 12:47 PM, 2001

New Zealanders need
to drink more fucking beer now
so whining ceases.

Frost covered fruit tree
landspace of ancient beauty
madman kills children.

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Satyricon proxy4.syd.pacific.net.au[203.27.69.94] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Lyrics on Monday 11th of June 4:38 AM, 2001 (
davidj@unixpac.com.au)

There once was a chick from #teen
who would whine to the ops of her spleen
she claimed marital strife
and fear to go under the knife
so the op was performed by mr. bean.

There once was a super patrol squid
who had far better diction than a kid
by some script kiddies he was dissed
on his reputation they pissed
and ./killed his parent PID

Im drunk.

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MoF0 [203.12.255.19] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Lyrics on Friday 15th of June 12:58 AM, 2001 (
mofo@manbeef.com)

W0rd busting out the lyrics like lebs firing
on churches in granville, cant wait to see you drop the tone that was the west side style
because from sevenhill to granville we own j00

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MoF0 [203.12.253.167] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
blah blah on Monday 11th of June 3:53 AM, 2001 (
mofo@manbeef.com)

i want a super squid patrol t-shirt i hear he makes
exceptional party dips.

does he like strip and do wang tricks?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; en-US; rv:0.9) Gecko/2001
blah blah on Monday 11th of June 1:53 PM, 2001

Yes
Super Squid patrol is also available for childrens parties, when he is not destroying the forces of darkness with the superior taste of easy cheese treats.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586)
boom on Thursday 7th of June 12:51 PM, 2001 (
davidj@unixpac.com.au)

There once was a man from the hood
who was reputed for pulling his pud
one day having a tug
he got hit by a jug
and that was the end of his 'wood'.

ogin?
assword?

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maharG[in-spaaaAAAAaaace] h24-78-211-135.vn.shawcable.net[24.78.211.135] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
boom on Saturday 9th of June 4:22 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

nice.

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Buttons whackass.com[203.97.196.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
The maelstrom that is life on Sunday 3rd of June 9:59 AM, 2001

It is always a wonder to me how the human race survives with so much hurt and unhappiness in the world.

And then you have the odd person who comes along to actually inflict that hurt and unhappiness in such as cold, calculated and callous way, that really it just turns your stomach.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
QuakeMUD on Tuesday 22nd of May 8:14 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

QuakeMUD, a stupid little quake themed mud I wrote,
has been running on gnu for almost 1 year. I invite you all to give it a good thrash. You have 8 days.

telnet to gnu.osoal.org.nz:4950

How it works.
Move around just like a regular mud.
Pick up quake style items.
If there are other players in the room you are in,
you will automatically attack those players.
Some weapons can hurt more than one player at a time.

I will post the source soon, after I've packaged it nicely.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; en-US; rv:0.9) Gecko/2001
QuakeMUD on Friday 1st of June 6:40 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

The source is here

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Zen Sandwich whale.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.32] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 4:09 PM, 2001 (
zen@osoal.org.nz)

Actually, the uptime counter overflowed nearly 2 days ago:

[16:04] gnu:[~] % uptime
4:04pm up 1 day, 21:37, 5 users, load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01

So this is a belated happy aniversary. ;)

--TZS

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8) Gecko/20010215
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 10:10 PM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

For anyone reading who doesnt know, the uptime counter overflows on linux, freebsd-5.0, Solaris and some others at 497 days.

http: //uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?mode_u=on&site=www.osoal.org.nz

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Zen Sandwich whale.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.32] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 4:08 PM, 2001 (
zen@osoal.org.nz)

Actually, the uptime counter overflowed nearly 2 days ago:

[16:04] gnu:[~] % uptime
4:04pm up 1 day, 21:37, 5 users, load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01

So this is a belated happy aniversary. ;)

--TZS

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maharG-in-Japan [210.229.158.130] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
yay for me on Monday 14th of May 8:53 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

heloo!!! japan is hot, and sticky. and the ppl here are not terribly nice. oh well. flight was ok, food ok. have 3 more waiting hours to go, then 9 more flying hours to go, then Vancouver. i`m getting pretty tired. yay for me.
hav2 go, running out of my 30mins.

talk to u all soon.

.G.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
yay for me on Monday 14th of May 10:40 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

where in the world is maharg

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
going away stuff on Thursday 10th of May 11:27 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

so long and thanks for all the fish.
i'll try to come and visit the flat on saturday sometime, when u guys are alive.
and to anyone that i missed in saying goodbye to, goodbye.
i'll see ya'all in 6 months.... i get back on the 13th November, so there will be a coming home party sometime around then, if ppl are willing to partake in such an event.

moo.

.G.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Sunday 29th of April 8:46 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

this is a BIG message to anyone who wants to know.. there will be a going away party at Chris Waights house this Friday nite (5th May), and some drinks in town 'somewhere' for those who cant make it on Friday nite. anyone who wants to come along, please e-mail me, or post here, whatevers good for u. and for those who dont alredy know, the reason for this party is coz i'm going to canada on the 14th May. i'll be there for 6 months, so there has to be some serious drinking done before i go.
anyways, stuff. i hope ppl can come along. oh and, tell everyone u know... the more the merrier!

.G.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Sunday 29th of April 9:44 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

I feel I speak for everyone here when I say, BEER!
That will be all.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Monday 30th of April 9:23 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

nice. timings to be sorted out soon. bring additional bodies as you deem necessary.

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Wednesday 2nd of May 6:38 PM, 2001

Chris Waite scares me, and I'm already booked for this Saturday...

Otherwise, drinks in town or something will be good, lemme know when :)

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Shakesbeare netcache-c6100.vic-remote.bigpond.net.au[61.9.128.141] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
yay me on Friday 27th of April 12:08 PM, 2001

yay me, traitorous me, semi Australian me. Aussies are weird. They have these bizarre ads for Sprite here. They also have me, yay me.

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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
yay me on Thursday 7th of June 4:33 PM, 2001

yay you! :)

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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
yay me on Thursday 7th of June 4:14 PM, 2001

yay you!

:)

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
yay me on Sunday 29th of April 2:55 PM, 2001

watch out for australians, they're everywhere over there

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
yay me on Sunday 29th of April 8:41 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

run for the hills!!!!!

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
yay me on Wednesday 2nd of May 6:34 PM, 2001

A Dingo stole my Baby!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
fallen angels on Wednesday 25th of April 6:49 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

today, i helped to film on camera, a fallen angel at the taita cemetary. it was quite fun, despite the cold. and if anyone is wondering why i'm telling u all this, it's because i can.

die.

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Tuesday 10th of April 10:49 PM, 2001

Lincoln! You didn't say anything about the email Tim sent you...

any comments?

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.3dev.18 libwww-FM/2.14
Shrooms on Thursday 12th of April 8:06 AM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Hehe, I got it alright, in a fit of stupidity I assumed that it had been posted to the nznog mailing list rather than directly to me ( closer to on topic that some of the other posts ).

Must have been all the mushrooms.

Pure genius.

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Tuesday 10th of April 10:49 PM, 2001

Lincoln! You didn't say anything about the email Tim sent you...

any comments?

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
smith family fridge-magnet fun on Sunday 8th of April 9:17 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

No such thing as the toilet.
Do you think your finger likes it up your nose?
I'll wipe off your face.
Feed the cat to starving children from india.
The dishes dont desvere soap.
Just where are you going spanking your brother?
Go to church, but come home smoking.
Milk because your father hurts.
Eat the dog.
Your room is closed.
I love nice drink.
I am ready to give your naughty underware away to the baby-sitter.
Take off your shoes while doing me in the kitchen.
Sleep behind mister crazy-mind.
Get full of giving.
Play with your vegetables, and have your maid wash your toys.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
smith family fridge-magnet fun on Sunday 8th of April 11:08 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

Life is bathtime fun
Bunch of rag-tag misfit minstrels
You will get your curds

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
smith family fridge-magnet fun on Monday 9th of April 7:05 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

nice.
very very nice.

can i have the curds now??? please?

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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
moo on Sunday 8th of April 6:44 PM, 2001 (
matt@richardsfamily.net)

I finally quit my job. Yay.

I'm leaving, and taking one of their biggest customers with me (hey, I'm an IT Manager now!) and the boss has never been this nice to me. mmm 80 workstations.. where did I put the dnet client...

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
more urban bovine myths... (and moths) on Tuesday 3rd of April 4:55 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

cow. mooing. serenity. peace. grass. chewing. yummy. a shape.... in the sky. curiosity. plane noises. confusion. small egg shapes.... in the sky. more confusion. egg shapes falling. panic. mooing. running. (clenching). screaming. (more clenching). 'exploding!' nosies. oozing. the smell of fresh napalm in the morning. (and some more clenching.... "Hey boy...")

yay for the cows.

FlappyHed

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
Interior decorating on Tuesday 3rd of April 1:07 AM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

There isnt much else I can say... http://www.lilek s.com/institute/interiors/bhg/index.html

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Monday 2nd of April 11:47 PM, 2001

brraaaaiiiins?

There's definitely some updating to be done around here :P

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
urban bovine storys on Thursday 29th of March 5:34 PM, 2001

cow. moo. shotgun. running. mooing. noises. lights. green men. panic. mooing. 'zzaAp!' noise. frying. x-files music.

yay for the cows.

FlappyHed

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Almost worth getting census form for..... on Monday 5th of March 10:39 PM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

http://www.stuf f.co.nz/inl/index/0,1008,681626a10,FF.html

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
Almost worth getting census form for..... on Monday 5th of March 11:15 PM, 2001 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

Praise TH, TH is LARD.

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.18 i686)
All your base are belong to us! on Tuesday 20th of February 10:48 PM, 2001

http://www.planetstarseige.com/allyourbase/

(if you need it, download Shockwave to see the video, it's worth it! :)

You have no chance to survive make your time!

--TZS

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
All your base are belong to us! on Sunday 25th of February 6:57 PM, 2001

I think there must be some weird conspiracy out there.

That something so obscure could have reached so many different people in what seems like little over a week, is just plain strange.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
All your base are belong to us! on Monday 26th of February 11:08 PM, 2001 (
d@o)

i dont understand

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Monday 19th of February 5:19 PM, 2001

Enough with the Dis-embodied Clown heads already!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
yay on Saturday 3rd of February 11:12 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

horrayyy!! i finnally have my pc bak, now i can continue my plan to take over the entire world!!!!
blah blah blah goes everybody

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
yay on Sunday 4th of February 4:20 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

You'll never take over the world, Doctor Squeaze!,
not while Captain Compartment is around!
Good always triumphs over evil
Didn't they teach you that in villain school?
That's public education for you

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
yay on Sunday 4th of February 11:08 PM, 2001 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

oh, woe is me
i feel the wrath of public education
lo! teacher-demon...
sheath thy unhappy chalk duster in my chest
and let forth thyne scorn for the weak and illiterate

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Thursday 25th of January 5:30 PM, 2001

Why is the internet so broken?

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Satyricon [203.53.38.233] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; SCO_SV 3.2 i386)
! on Thursday 18th of January 2:30 PM, 2001

SCO Browser versions in full effect.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.05 (Macintosh; I; 68K)
! on Wednesday 24th of January 7:25 PM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

This isnt the weirdest thing i hope to run on this mac today.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
how many 9's? on Tuesday 9th of January 9:20 PM, 2001 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

In spite of the best efforts of the local power company, this web server narrowly just avoided a reboot.

[ db@gnu ] [ Tue Jan 9 09:13:57pm ] [ /dev/pts/16 ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
9:19pm up 370 days, 4:16, 13 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
Cartoons! on Tuesday 9th of January 9:10 AM, 2001

Ok!
I think I've figured out the cartoons!

The guy with the funky hair and the squiggle on his shirt that points to the floor is David, The guy with the beer in his hand is Gareth...

And I think Lincoln must be that Cactus dude.

But I don't know who the other people are...


Am I close?!

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
Cartoons! on Wednesday 10th of January 12:28 AM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

In order of appearance:

Grumpy the anti-establishmentarian elf (left)
No-name guy (right)
Reginald the Underlord (easy to draw)
Count Squid (also easy to draw)
WATTRON (force)
The Box (enlightenment)
Cat (gloom girl)
Zombie (the zombie people place little weight on names)
Cactus (a prop with lines)
Tubular bob (humanity)
Mr Cool (trippy guy with beard and jacket, a figment of Grumpy's imagination)

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Satyricon cfw2.rdc1.nsw.excitehome.net.au[203.164.3.165] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
! on Sunday 7th of January 5:40 AM, 2001 (
davidj@sebs.com.au)

Rhiannon has hairy nipples.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
lack of counter strike...( on Saturday 30th of December 6:01 PM, 2000 (
maharg@zfree,co.nz)

the disticnt lack of killing on this server is disturbing... i find this ovwewhelming emptiyness to be manifest as a hole in the very fabric of my existance, and as such, i have this feeling of being in-complete. hence forth, i find this to be an insult to my humanity and wellbeing....

and enuff of this crap and horseshit, blah, i need a beer.. all of that bittching has made me thirsty. drink lots and be un-merry... bah humbug and all that..

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 10:10 AM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

There will be a counter strike server on gnu.osoal.org.nz on the default port for the next day or so.

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 12:22 PM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

Because here at One Short Of A Llama we believe that running a proprietary, bug-ridden server that utilises the finest in client side security so that people we dont care about can use a windows-only client to simulate killing each other is the true meaning of Christmas.

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.3rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 11:07 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

The thirty one thousand three hundred and thirty seven hackers have all had their chances, the counter strike server is now closed.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 6:50 PM, 2000 (
yay)

i'll drink to that... oh wait, i already have.. iguess i'll just have to have another..

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
more blah on Monday 25th of December 12:18 AM, 2000 (
blah)

yay for xmas, hope everyone gets drunk...

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
stuff on Saturday 23rd of December 12:16 AM, 2000 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

yes, once again the tyme has come to perform the yearly ritual that is christmas... the agi\ony of waiting in lines... the indecision when bying someone a present... and all of that hooplah. i have found that the best way to deral with this is as follows.... 'blah blah blah.."

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Sieben syd-cache01.one.net.au[203.101.17.53] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Blah on Saturday 16th of December 4:07 AM, 2000 (
Seven@seven.org.au)

Its been a Long time since I've been here

yes it has

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Shakesbeare 202-27-181-228.dialup.xtra.co.nz[202.27.181.228] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Blah on Thursday 21st of December 12:21 AM, 2000

me too!!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Blah on Friday 22nd of December 12:18 AM, 2000 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

then make sure that u come bak more often, kay?

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Shakesbeare 203-96-108-30.dialup.xtra.co.nz[203.96.108.30] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Blah on Saturday 30th of December 5:29 PM, 2000

but you don't come back often enough either....always say you're going to but never do...tut tut

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Matt 203-96-108-30.dialup.xtra.co.nz[203.96.108.30] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Blah on Saturday 30th of December 5:31 PM, 2000

Its been even longer since I've been here!

And now i'm gone again.

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
Love on Thursday 14th of December 5:45 PM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

Flash, I love you! but we only have 14 hours to recompile the kernel on this 4mb 386

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Love on Friday 15th of December 8:43 PM, 2000 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

hehehe

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
poll on Monday 4th of December 9:57 PM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

Excellent poll, my congratulations to the chef.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
poll on Thursday 7th of December 3:18 PM, 2000 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

does that come with waffers??

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
poll on Monday 11th of December 9:31 PM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

you and your waffers...

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
poll on Thursday 14th of December 3:17 PM, 2000 (
maharg@zfree.co.nz)

aha! i will kill you like the dog u are!!!! have at thee, you pesky swine... blah blah blah

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
the great, brave word 'ha' on Monday 4th of December 4:46 PM, 2000 (
moth@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

well, seeing as no one has bothered to post for awhile, i thougt i might share my time with you all. and seeing as we have bean provided with grrreat subject material, let us begin...
the word 'ha' is defined in the Oxford Mini Dictionalry (1988) as follows; ha - int. exclamation of triumph. but, u have to ask yourself, is there an actual reason to use this extraordinary word? well, actually, no. not really. its probably just a waste of space, and alot of peoples time. not to mention, having no point whatsoever.

what the HELL was the reason for me to post this??? who knows!!! who really gives a fuck??

space-wasting........... yay

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Scooby Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
ha on Friday 10th of November 3:16 PM, 2000 (
scooby@linuxnet.co.nz)

ha

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scooby Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
"ha" on Wednesday 8th of November 3:37 PM, 2000 (
scooby@linuxnet.co.nz)

more cartoons please....so I can go "ha" again...I miss "ha"ing

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
no subject on Wednesday 8th of November 5:10 PM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

Im way ahead of you...
Back to counter strike

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
ultimate truth for fishy on Tuesday 31st of October 6:11 PM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

changed sense of the page browing mode of the cartoon perl to match the sense of the focused browse mode (next -> newer, previous -> older)

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Slackware on Saturday 28th of October 10:58 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

This is a very nice website.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
Slackware on Sunday 29th of October 3:22 PM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

I like it. I feel it addresses important social issues.

This is my .sig
His name is Nigel

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
Slackware on Sunday 29th of October 1:24 PM, 2000

No... That's a very odd web site

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (Win98; U)
no subject on Saturday 18th of November 12:43 AM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

NORM!!!!

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Thursday 9th of November 10:41 PM, 2000

SHELLEY!!

:)

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Shakesbeare 203-96-108-29.dialup.xtra.co.nz[203.96.108.29] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Slackware on Saturday 4th of November 6:09 PM, 2000

AMY!!!

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Wine on Thursday 12th of October 9:16 AM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

Bring me wine

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kyhwana cache.world-net.co.nz[210.55.227.8] w3m/0.1.9
Wine on Sunday 15th of October 3:05 AM, 2000 (
kyhwana@bison.osoal.org.nz)

Bring me Blood!

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.73 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
Wine on Thursday 12th of October 9:54 AM, 2000 (
colin@osoal.org.nz)

There's water here...

OK, now what?

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Come back jelzekeib, all is forgiven! on Wednesday 11th of October 10:28 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

First post from the microwave link!

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Monday 18th of September 9:22 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Is there anybody.. out there?

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Tuesday 19th of September 9:38 PM, 2000 (
graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

quibble......

or some such semi-intelligent stuff.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Sunday 1st of October 3:55 PM, 2000

i had a service pack. its name was mike. he drove a convertible. his partner was barry. barry was gay. he understood barry manilow songs. together they achieved..... very little.

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Monday 2nd of October 3:52 PM, 2000 (
graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

ahh yes, society working in perfect, harmonious unison.

hmmm, i think i need a bucket now.....

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Friday 6th of October 5:29 PM, 2000

I think you must all take too many drugs.

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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Friday 6th of October 5:35 PM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

Yes! YOU MUST!, er, think that.

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
weird picture. on Friday 15th of September 10:52 PM, 2000 (
colin@osoal.org.nz)

OK, I have to ask. What's the deep symbolism behind the new picture with the guy and the multi-tentacled thing on the front of the website? ;)

--TZS. (Telecom finally installed my Jetstream -line, YaY!)

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
weird picture. on Saturday 16th of September 1:46 PM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

You obviously haven't been paying attention.
The weird picture is a representation of the crawling carpet of capitalism, and the stuff swept underneath it.

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blaaahhh pool1-10.jigsaw.net.au[202.139.180.76] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
weird picture. on Monday 18th of September 1:30 AM, 2000 (
penis@j00se)

poo

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
This weeks poll on Thursday 14th of September 11:53 AM, 2000 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

This weeks poll decided to go AWOL, not sure why probably something to do with the phases of the moon coupled with incompetent site admins. You will have to vote again as all ballots were deleted.

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
*meep* on Wednesday 6th of September 4:36 PM, 2000 (
graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

very nice peolpe thingees on mail page. most excellent.
but now, for the real reason for posting.....
I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA haa.....


ok, so mabey i wont. but today i'll start small. i'll just take over this part of the comments page.

and hop no one will notice me there, creeping in like some cancerous....... cancer-stuff.

"yeah, we gone, peace."

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Tui mouse ad on Monday 4th of September 6:22 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

I have captured the text from the end of the tui ad with the mice.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
Tui mouse ad on Monday 4th of September 7:25 PM, 2000 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

Although some of you might find this ad amusing, it is sadly not so amusing for the thousands of mice in intensive care, recovering from injuries sustained from imitating professional stunt mice on television. Yours sincerely, Admiral I R SqueaK.

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Tui mouse ad on Wednesday 6th of September 4:33 PM, 2000 (
graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

nnnnOooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!!c its happening again!!!! save me from the lumpy thing......

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Bored on Saturday 2nd of September 3:49 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

ihug router break
no net connection for me
soon I shall perish

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
speakz on Friday 1st of September 2:56 PM, 2000

i think i will post here until i have taken up the whole short listing of recent comments. it helps to make me belive that i am actually taking over the world.
get some up ya!

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Foiled again... on Friday 1st of September 5:28 PM, 2000 (
db@osoal.org.nz)

Muahahahha

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Foiled again... on Saturday 2nd of September 11:20 PM, 2000 (
graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

BASTARD!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!
I WILL KILL YOU LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE!!!!
I WILL EAT YOUR INTESTINES FOR BREAKFAST????!!!!!
who wrote this stuff.....

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