maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64; rv:15.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/15.0.1
If thou invoke the persons.. on Friday 26th of June 10:48 AM, 2015 (graham@osoal.org.nz)
... then they shall respond.
My god, I haven't posted here since 2007. I'm old now.
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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/43.0.2357.124 Safari/537.36
Definitely HUMAN on Friday 19th of June 1:51 PM, 2015 (lincoln@osoal.org.nz)
Whirr, click, click, click, clank, err I mean hello fellow persons.
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ttttt Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/30.0.1599.66 Safari/537.36
Your ntp server could be overloaded on Monday 21st of October 12:12 PM, 2013 (ttttt@yopmail.com)
Hello,
You ntp server 202.21.137.10 is in the oceania.pool.ntp.org list.
But it's overloaded, sometimes I get the message "202.21.137.10 rate limit response from server."
Thanks
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Matt [2001:44b8:62:80:bc11:5299:9045:91a4] Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1b2) Gecko/20081201 Firefox/3.1b2
Hello on Wednesday 25th of February 5:18 PM, 2009
Anybody still alive?
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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux x86_64; en-US; rv:1.9) Gecko/2008061017 Firefox/3.0
First IPv6 post? on Wednesday 9th of July 7:26 PM, 2008 (spam@osoal.org.nz)
New web server, new internet protocol, new co-location room, same old crap =)
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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686 (x86_64); en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060425 SUSE/1.5.0.3-7 Firefox/1.5.0.3
Coz I can on Thursday 22nd of February 1:47 PM, 2007 (graham@osoal.org.nz)
I seriously doubt that ANYONE ever comes here any more. but on the off-chance that there is a visitation from someone other than myself...
'NOODLES!!!!'
I hast spoken.
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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux x86_64; en-US; rv:1.8.1.2) Gecko/20060601 Firefox/2.0.0.2 (Ubuntu-edgy)
Coz I can on Tuesday 27th of March 8:20 PM, 2007 (db@osoal.org.nz)
A random assortment of spammers used to frequently post love letters to google here until I pointed out on the posting form that I had forbidden google to read any of their filthy little love notes.
It's a good thing too, all the talk of NOODLES would have been drowned out completely by their crap!
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Mee [66.70.10.53] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727)
Coz I can on Saturday 24th of February 11:23 PM, 2007 (me@me.com)
RAMEN!
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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686 (x86_64); en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060425 SUSE/1.5.0.3-7 Firefox/1.5.0.3
Coz I can on Tuesday 6th of March 4:24 PM, 2007 (graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)
????????
Is that a good word???
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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686 (x86_64); en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060425 SUSE/1.5.0.3-7 Firefox/1.5.0.3
Coz I can on Tuesday 6th of March 4:29 PM, 2007 (graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)
I get it now.
Its a type of noodles.
I am stoopid without coffee.
Hello to the noddle replier... I am astounded that someone else actually came here... AND POSTED.
What is the world coming too?
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sw Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-GB; rv:1.8.1.3) Gecko/20070309 Firefox/2.0.0.3
Coz I can on Sunday 6th of May 2:08 PM, 2007
hokkein ?
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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686 (x86_64); en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060425 SUSE/1.5.0.3-7 Firefox/1.5.0.3
Coz I can on Friday 18th of May 1:08 PM, 2007
Maggi!!!
muahahaaaa
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sw Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-GB; rv:1.8.1.3) Gecko/20070309 Firefox/2.0.0.3
Coz I can on Monday 21st of May 8:51 PM, 2007
iguana noodles.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Wednesday 1st of December 12:44 AM, 2004 (sw@osoal.org.nz)
f1rz7 p0s7 1n 0v3r 4 y34r !@#$@!#!!@#
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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.7.5) Gecko/20041107 Firefox/1.0
3l33t on Tuesday 14th of December 1:06 AM, 2004
Ahhhhh, but someone is ALWAYS watching....
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UKOpie no-dns-yet.demon.co.uk[83.104.209.147] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Friday 9th of September 2:34 AM, 2005
I think i've been watching the wrong thing...
It filed a restraining order...
Then i broke the restraining order...
Now its taken the law in to its own hands.
And i needed the law for a party on Thursday.
So i stole back the law.
And then the law took out a restraining order on me.
And i broke it.
Now the law is a bounty hunter... a renegade...
I recycle. Does that count for anything anymore?
I used to know who I was. I used to know where life was.
It moved town.
I've stopped watching.
*squelchy noise*
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UKOpie no-dns-yet.demon.co.uk[83.104.209.147] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Friday 9th of September 2:37 AM, 2005
Hmm my hostname is testimant to my inadequacy
Who the hell's in control of recruitment at this crazy company??
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Matt-R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Friday 8th of September 8:46 PM, 2006
yay for good hostnames
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rogan no-dns-yet.demon.co.uk[193.195.181.1] Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060426 Firefox/1.5.0.3
3l33t on Tuesday 23rd of May 12:33 AM, 2006 (roganjoshd@gmail.com)
i was, until i fired myself
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Saturday 8th of October 1:04 AM, 2005
the crazee gnomes are in charge here.
yes.
I am death incarnate
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
we sure did leave a mess around here ernie on Tuesday 25th of March 8:57 PM, 2003
does anyone still exist?
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2b) Gecko/20021029 Phoenix/0.4
we sure did leave a mess around here ernie on Wednesday 26th of March 10:17 AM, 2003 (david at osoal org nz)
nope
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
bert? hey bert? you alseep bert? on Tuesday 1st of April 11:13 PM, 2003
we are all off fighting the infidel invaders of Iraq, and getting thoroughly killed for our efforts.
Professional targets have a pretty simplistic life, really.
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Catch22 Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.3a) Gecko/20021212
π on Wednesday 22nd of January 10:09 PM, 2003 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
The word `osoal' exists at index 1028893300 in π, It appears alot sooner than the word `god.' Amen.
http://pi.nersc.gov/
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The Woodster 203-79-102-94.tnt14.paradise.net.nz[203.79.102.94] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
fun things on Friday 10th of January 12:00 AM, 2003 (stu@milktwosugars.com)
Can I draw your attention to:
http://www.b3ta.com - I know it suits your sense of humour
Woodster
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 24th of December 8:16 PM, 2002
Christmas.... the time for beer, car accidents and homicidal axe-wielding neighbours dressed in $2 shop Santa suits.
"Deck the halls with streams of blood, fa la la la laaah, la laa la laaah"
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Clueless Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/3.0.0; Linux)
what i was actually hoping to find... on Saturday 21st of December 8:53 PM, 2002
what i was actually hoping to find, was a site to download SuSE8 updates in NZ
anyone got any clues?
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Clueless Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/3.0.0; Linux)
ha.. whats this then??? on Saturday 21st of December 8:28 PM, 2002 (not@me)
OK i stumbled accross this from linux.paradise.net.nz and it seems to be a bit of a work in progress...
so whats the story?
is this intended for the geek masses?
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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2) Gecko/20021202
ha.. whats this then??? on Monday 23rd of December 2:42 PM, 2002 (db@osoal.org.nz)
This site started as somewhere to try things out, and its been pretty much like that since. It was hosted on a dynamic dialup address ( anyone remember osoal.dyn.ml.org? ) then a static dialup address ( osoal.ml.org ). Then it sort of got mixed in with the LinuxNet infrastructure and now its on a 100mbit citylink connection.
The geek masses seem to know the importance of hiding.
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TZS proxy2.its.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.79] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2.1) Gecko/20021130
ha.. whats this then??? on Tuesday 24th of December 9:26 AM, 2002 (tzs@tzs.com)
Yes, hiding is good when you pay money everytime someone hits your site. :)
[insert obligatory Monty Python reference here]
--TZS
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
ha.. whats this then??? on Tuesday 24th of December 12:18 AM, 2002
does the fridge still exist?
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2b) Gecko/20021029 Phoenix/0.4
no subject on Friday 1st of November 1:34 PM, 2002
hello
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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
no subject on Monday 4th of November 5:56 PM, 2002
Oh my god No! you didn't just say that did you?
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Tuesday 12th of November 8:42 PM, 2002
why yes, he did. we all can say it!!!! muahahAHAHAHAHAHAhahaaaaa
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Friday 9th of August 11:16 AM, 2002
is there going to be a partay at the House 'o Fun?? That would be cool. Give us the perfect excuse to play lots of HACK, drink lots of BEER, hopefully watch some funny CARTOONS.
yeah.
and thats how it is.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Saturday 10th of August 6:04 PM, 2002 (david at osoal org nz)
going to get very drunk saturday (tonight) night and go to phoenix and act like idiots because frankly we are idiots. brook is supposed to call sometime sunday but being brook he hasnt specified a time so we probably wont be home or we will be home and terribly hungover, the end.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:28 PM, 2002 (david at osoal org nz)
um, ok so aparently we're having a party on the 11th of august at the roxburgh house of fun, so if yall turn up I will try not to hit you with a hammer.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 1:03 PM, 2002 (david at osoal org nz)
oh wait, 11th is a god damn sunday
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 2:01 PM, 2002
there is nothing wrong with parties on sundays.. you just have to start a wee bit earlier.. then its all good for monday... if there is goodness for monday, which I doubt, seeing as Monday is the "Tool of The DEVIL!!" (tm)
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:14 PM, 2002 (david at osoal org nz)
where can i get a cafe latte with
a sliver of fresh ginger, cinnamon and star anise
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:15 PM, 2002 (david at osoal org nz)
because it would be kickass
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:17 PM, 2002 (david at osoal org nz)
Arabian coffee is flavoured with cardamom
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 1:59 PM, 2002
its just what you do.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 24th of July 2:22 PM, 2002
theres a post on slashdot about someone making a cookbook for liunx users... i thought you guys might want to send in the recipe for Gruel(tm).... it might be kinda funny if other people kill their insides with it too... *grin*
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs...... shakesbeare.com[210.8.244.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
maharG! on Saturday 13th of July 6:15 PM, 2002
I know someone whos looking for you.... run away! run away!
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 14th of July 10:03 PM, 2002
cool. should I run to the hills?
or away form the hills?
and do I need to pack my shotgun???
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs...... shakesbeare.com[210.8.244.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Friday 19th of July 11:34 PM, 2002
Well that depends.....NZ is a very hilly place, no odubt if oyu ran away from the hills you'd end up running into more hills and then you'd run into the person hunting you down.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 28th of July 12:45 PM, 2002
does this person hunting me down have valid licence to do so?
and did the bring a packed lunch?
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs...... shakesbeare.com[210.8.244.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Saturday 10th of August 7:21 PM, 2002
License Schmicense. They have the lunch though, and perhaps the dinner and breakfast. Maybe even a snack or two.
Anyway, its Anna who was looking for you. Thought I'd have your email, though I dunno why...
so give her a call or email ya slack ass
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Monday 12th of August 11:24 PM, 2002
I dont have her email, nor do I have her telephone number... so if you feel like being forthcoming, that would be lovely. As for the food... YUM!!! i'm always in for a feed...
shit, I'm WAY too easy to bribe
:)
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs...... shakesbeare.com[210.8.244.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Sunday 18th of August 8:09 PM, 2002
You're too easy to bribe or just too easy? :P Her email would be... annajared@hotmail.com .. if you decide to email her then tell her she should email me more reguarly and that shes a lazy person :)
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Monday 15th of July 9:02 AM, 2002
yes, yes and yes
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
no subject on Friday 28th of June 12:02 PM, 2002 (david at osoal org nz)
Umm...
...party!
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 30th of June 9:44 PM, 2002
that, I believe, is possibly the best way to describe that night.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Monday 1st of July 8:59 AM, 2002 (david at osoal org nz)
ow
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The mini-golfer formerly known 202-49-249-99.cable2.linuxnet.co.nz[202.49.249.99] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 10th of June 11:20 PM, 2002 (sibleychri@scs.vuw.ac.nz)
thats right you god damned estro-pup!
yeah.
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Evil-! 203-167-154-5.dialup.clear.net.nz[203.167.154.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Estro on Saturday 15th of June 2:02 PM, 2002
There is a new Estro
The Estro Pup is gone
Long live the Estro Cheese
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Estro on Monday 17th of June 7:59 PM, 2002
can i get fries with that?
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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Estro on Tuesday 4th of June 6:50 PM, 2002
God Damn it! The Estro-pup has returned. Soon it will be your turn little duck!
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Catch22 Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.0rc2) Gecko/20020510
CA on Tuesday 4th of June 10:32 AM, 2002 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
Hey kids accept my CA certificate
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
no subject on Friday 17th of May 11:25 AM, 2002 (david at osoal org nz)
Muahhaahaha
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 19th of May 8:46 PM, 2002
oh
my
fucking
god....
THIS MAN IS A POETIC GENIUS!!!!! HE DESERVES A GOLD STAR!!!
and shitloads of beer... very, very good my friend.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
no subject on Tuesday 21st of May 3:06 PM, 2002 (david at osoal org nz)
when you feel run down
when noone listens to you
beer is a true friend
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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Wednesday 22nd of May 6:16 PM, 2002
when you feel run down
when no-one listens to you
Hit someone with an axe
that will get the bastards attention
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 27th of May 7:34 PM, 2002
and dont forget the mop, because uncleanliness is unprofessional
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 14th of April 9:06 PM, 2002
cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut
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Space Ghost Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
I am a knife, just knifing around........ on Tuesday 16th of April 11:11 PM, 2002
cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcuctuctcutcutcutcutcut...
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evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; Q312461)
I am a knife, just knifing around........ on Wednesday 17th of April 12:49 PM, 2002
When your'e a famous musician and you have a hit song, you get married, it's just what you do!
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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
sam is the man of cryptic i am on Thursday 11th of April 11:23 AM, 2002 (chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)
who let the duck out?
s'uup to da cheese
greetz to the colonel
hail the eggs
scull mother olaf
yo estro-pup
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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.8) Gecko/20020204
no subject on Sunday 31st of March 12:53 AM, 2002
Fruit Fucker 2000....
dont move, I'm almost done...
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Buttons 202-0-32-133.paradise.net.nz[202.0.32.133] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Thursday 28th of March 11:37 PM, 2002
Yay! Citylink!
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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
latency on Wednesday 3rd of April 11:07 AM, 2002 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Nice ping times...
wix>ping 202.0.32.133
Type escape sequence to abort.
Sending 5, 100-byte ICMP Echos to 202.0.32.133, timeout is 2 seconds:
!!!!!
Success rate is 100 percent (5/5), round-trip min/avg/max = 4/4/8 ms
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Revised birthday stuff... on Thursday 21st of March 7:36 PM, 2002
Due to popular request, drinikes for my birthday will now be held on Saturday nite, same time, same channel. The more the better, but if there is less, more beer for me!!
Such things are allowed on ones birthday.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
Revised birthday stuff... on Friday 22nd of March 1:10 PM, 2002
but the less the better
because the less people the more beer
and the more the better
no... wait...
waiting...
look over there->
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Saturday 23rd of March 2:20 PM, 2002
lol
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Birthday Drinkies. on Wednesday 20th of March 9:05 PM, 2002
Yes.
My birthday is tomorrow. And to mark this less-than-auspicious occasion, there will hopefully be drinks and tunez at Heath & dAvE's place this coming Friday night (22nd). All those who are even only slightly interested in coming, please follow your base instinct, and arrived at aforemontioned abode sometime in the evening. I'm not actually sure what time yet, but around the 'acceptible' time will be tolerated.
This IS necessary.
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kismet Mozilla/4.76 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.7-10 i686)
Birthday Drinkies. on Thursday 21st of March 12:20 PM, 2002
get your freak on
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McYeast 1Cust40.tnt2.reno.nv.da.uu.net[63.46.83.40] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.2-2 i686)
whoa nelly on Tuesday 19th of March 11:03 AM, 2002 (tahoe@tahoe.com)
Anyone remeber who Mc yeast is. I was told that I must comment on this page or be killed by Kismet.
So now I hope I wont be killed.
And who did let the Ducks out?
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
whoa nelly on Tuesday 19th of March 11:09 AM, 2002
You shall be spared... FOR NOW
what ducks?
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 19th of March 5:50 PM, 2002
did someone say ducks?
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kismet Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 20th of March 9:26 AM, 2002
DDDUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!
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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
duck on Wednesday 13th of March 2:31 PM, 2002 (chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)
who let the duck out?
oow, oow, oow, oow-oow
who let the duck out?
oow, oow, oow, oow-oow
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
ducks? on Thursday 14th of March 8:36 PM, 2002
Alright people, we've got a situation here. There is a rabid, homicidal duck on the loose. I was every out-house, dog-house, duck pond searched for the next fifty miles.
I want the duck found.... ROASTED!!!!
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Saturday 9th of March 12:17 PM, 2002
check out the StarWars guitar stuff on slashdot.org... tiz cool.
on a wee side note... Mystery Men was going off. Very very cool
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Thursday 7th of March 11:24 PM, 2002
The time is near...
The hour is upon us...
Soon the good and eeevil of this world will come together....
And drink.
Bring forth the rave!!!
Bring forth the ale!!!
It has begun......
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 6th of March 10:21 PM, 2002
Help fight the ego....
The hero's and villian's are gathering...
Who will prevail?
Who will be vanquished?
Time moves towards the reckoning.
Are you prepared?
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Thursday 7th of March 11:50 AM, 2002
Are you... Captain Cowboy with a Rubber Chicken?
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 5th of March 9:49 PM, 2002
49:44:35
49:44:42
49:44:50
49:43:04
...
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Believers of unhappiness BEWARE!! on Monday 4th of March 7:10 PM, 2002
Seeking eeevil doers and miscreants, he dispenses justice and peace, and some awful one liners along the way.
Who is he, you ask? And why does he come?
Friday, my friends....
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
heh on Monday 4th of March 2:53 PM, 2002
i find it really fucked up that XP Pro is being touted as the next big upgrade that we should pay a couple of hundred bucks for....but its only a .1 release.
fuck you microsoft.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
are you sure you're safe.....? on Sunday 3rd of March 6:00 PM, 2002
From the ashes of the toothdecay... comes a new breed of hero. Born into the hardships of life in the tent cities, he seeks to protect those who are needy, and eat more lunch. Fearlessly, he wanders the land, making sure its the putting right that counts... as long as he dosent have to count himself.
Who is this stranger, and what is his purpose??
The answers you seek will all be revealed on Friday.....
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Catch22 Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.8) Gecko/20020204
Re: are you sure you're safe.....? on Sunday 3rd of March 11:01 PM, 2002 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
The battle computers have assured us that we are quite safe from an Afghani Refugee Tooth Fairy
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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Yay! on Saturday 2nd of March 11:43 PM, 2002
Incubus concert in March!! Yay!
Tool Concert in April!! Yay! and they're even coming to Wellington this time!
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; Q312461)
Yay! on Wednesday 20th of March 12:01 PM, 2002 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I have some ticket to tool.
The melvins look scary.
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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
Oh god on Wednesday 20th of March 12:03 PM, 2002 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I posted from windows, very sorry, it was from a terminal services session, I promise I wont do it again, i'll be a good boy.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 20th of March 6:13 PM, 2002
You have been noticed.
You are being watched.
Questions?
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
Yay! on Monday 4th of March 12:32 PM, 2002
wtf holyshit im there with fucking bells on
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Saty host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0b; Windows NT 5.0; .NET CLR 1.0.2914)
Missile Shortage on Thursday 28th of February 4:14 AM, 2002 (davidj@goldweb.com.au)
Now that the war on terrorism has been as swift and comprehensive as the war on drugs, we're forced to go to holland to indulge our desires. I can reccomend Hakeem's Hash and Harriets in Groenigan and Abdul Sharif's bongs n bombs of Amsterdam.
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Missile Shortage on Saturday 2nd of March 1:01 AM, 2002 (db@osoal.org.nz)
My only hope is that the war on holland will be as swift as the war on our desires.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
Missile Shortage on Friday 1st of March 3:50 AM, 2002
i'll take whats behind door number 3
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Missile Shortage on Friday 1st of March 5:00 PM, 2002
I like door number 2... it glows at night
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Missile Shortage on Monday 4th of March 2:51 PM, 2002
sorry...i'll have to speak with it about it's bong smoking habits.
halllaooolyahr.
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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Sunday 24th of February 2:03 PM, 2002
Yay Cuba Street!!
I love this city
*Big hug*
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 24th of February 5:08 PM, 2002
the Cuba St. cArNaVaL!! was all good... it was totally the best 2 nights i've had for ages. just a note for those who are interested, there will be a rave party at Simon & Daves hoose sometime soon... a must be at event (if you can be bothered, that it).
yay for sound
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evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Sunday 24th of February 6:55 PM, 2002
Big party at Simon and Daves is on 8th of March.
Raving, Beer Keg and plenty good times for all.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Monday 25th of February 9:33 AM, 2002
it's a Mystery Men (a film, watch it!)
theme party/rave/drinking session
you must come as an (original) unlikely superhero(ine) or supervillain, eg;
The Incredible Lisp,
Doctor Disturbing,
The Red Herring,
Minor costume accessories may be necessary
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Monday 25th of February 9:34 AM, 2002
only minor though (ie, mask, t-shirt, cape, pogostick)
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Monday 25th of February 1:17 PM, 2002 (david@osoal.org.nz)
unless you want to go hard out i mean
you're welcome to if you want
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evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Wednesday 27th of February 6:04 PM, 2002
Has Drinks lots and passes out guy been taken yet?
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Thursday 28th of February 9:31 AM, 2002
not yet
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
no subject on Thursday 28th of February 6:49 PM, 2002
oooh, can I???
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 17th of February 4:03 PM, 2002
Remember... Only Users Lose Drugs
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evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Stinking Biscuits on Friday 22nd of February 5:50 PM, 2002
I went to the store and I bought one dozen Beer, one dozen mixed beer and a bottle of Bourbon. Stupid bastards who waste there money on Biscuits. Bah!
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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
no subject on Thursday 21st of February 12:24 PM, 2002 (chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)
I went to da store and i brought one packet of biscuits, one packet of fixed miscits, and a fisckit bixer. <damn it!>
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Monday 25th of February 1:20 PM, 2002 (david@osoal.org.nz)
I went to the store and I bought a box of mystic midgets, a box of mixed mystic midgets, and a mystic midget mixer
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
no subject on Saturday 23rd of February 5:33 PM, 2002
nice.
those bizkits will do that to ya all the time... eh.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 4th of February 11:46 PM, 2002
VOTE KRAG!!!
I hate moving boxes.
I find it wholly dissatisfying.
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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
no subject on Tuesday 12th of February 10:39 AM, 2002 (chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz.)
Raaeee to the Roof!!
Raaeee to the Gods!!
Raaeee to da Herbs!!
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; Q312461; Hotbar 3.0)
no subject on Tuesday 12th of February 4:21 PM, 2002
nice one dude... raeeee to EVERYTHING that is good, and cool, and slightly illegal.... hehehehe
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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
no subject on Friday 15th of February 2:21 PM, 2002 (chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)
Dude, i brought Only Forward (a michael marshall smith book) today from a 2nd hand book shop.
wanna borrow it?
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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Saturday 16th of February 8:27 PM, 2002
I've read that book...
Maharg prolly has too... since I borrowed the book from him :)
It is Tres cool.
That is my review,
Thanks.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Friday 15th of February 2:56 PM, 2002 (david@osoal.org.nz)
yes thanks but not now i haven't finished
'zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance' yet
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Friday 15th of February 2:59 PM, 2002 (david@osoal.org.nz)
you werent talking to me were you
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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
no subject on Friday 15th of February 3:36 PM, 2002 (chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)
dude, you r totally welcome to read it as well.
y'know, i reckon we pass 'zen' and 'only forward' around the group, get everyone to read them and then we can have BOOKCLuB MEETINGS!!! yay. i can see it now, friday night home work assignments - the works.
raeee to the beer
raaeee to the zen
raaeeee to the only forward
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011221
no subject on Friday 15th of February 4:04 PM, 2002 (david@osoal.org.nz)
as long as there's beer involved im in
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Saturday 16th of February 3:34 PM, 2002
Books? how do you spell that?
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 30th of January 1:44 PM, 2002
This is YOUR Cemetary.
If you witness SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOUR
call the LOCAL AUTHORITIES
IMMEDIATELY.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
no subject on Monday 21st of January 4:19 PM, 2002
BDO was kewl.
the end.
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ZenSandwich Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.7) Gecko/20011229
no subject on Tuesday 22nd of January 1:44 AM, 2002
> BDO was kewl.
Yep, cool and wet. Actually, mostly wet.
Watching the steam coming off the crowd as they moshed to System of a Down in the rain was kinda amusing though.
--TZS.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
things that go *ping* on Sunday 30th of December 3:09 PM, 2001
Far away, in the land of Syd,
there lives a pinecone called Mid.
Mid is fair, Mid is free,
and completly at home in his tree.
There then came a nasty BugBear,
malicious and without a care.
He came to the tree,
and demanded his fee.
Mid was frightful and awfully sad,
he really did think this BugBear was bad.
"No!", said Mid, with his bark on his hips,
but the Bugbear was firm, and put out the hits.
With a crash and a smash, poor Mid was broken,
and many a word of hurt from BugBear was spoken.
With teeth gnashing, and claws glinting, the BugBear was full of fun,
and poor Mid was nearly done.
But then, from the trees came an inflatable Moose,
running like a train gone loose.
The BugBear was bewildered and confused,
who was this Moose, and was he to be abused.
Moose slapped BugBear in the face with a Stuffed Fish (tm),
and little tiny Mid got his wish.
Glory to all pinecones like Mid,
who live in the fair land of Syd.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Friday 21st of December 6:21 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
i have an abundance of mince
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
meher baba speaks! on Saturday 15th of December 9:54 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)
Do you ever feel like the only intelligent conversation you have all day is with the bottom of a bottle at 3am?
Do you ever get in the mood for pain?
Do you ever start fights you know you'll lose just to gratify your sub concious masochism and self hatred?
Do you ever stand up and wish everything would fade to a point where it was so unrecognisable and incomprehensable that your current fears, unhappinesses and insecurities would no longer be applicable?
Yeah well.
I code procedurally for jesus.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:17 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
you better get ready wellingtown
im coming for YOU!
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:30 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
ah god fucking damnit stupid trains
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:37 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
im going to get drunk
dont any of you try and stop me
i mean it!
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:58 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
Drink of the day: "The alcoholic polar bear that stays
home and drinks alone because it's raining outside and
the public transport system is lacking"
in a glass
ice
2 count peppermint schnapps
1 count coconut schnapps
1 count white rum
fill with milk
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 9th of December 10:23 PM, 2001
its ok dude...
"TH" still holds you in.. his.. camel, thingee.
oh sod
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 4th of December 11:13 PM, 2001
One of Lifes little Ditties...
"Be nice to your chickens, or suffer a painfull, long-drawn out death from blocked
pores... to be administered by Mr. Bear"
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 11:09 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
Man must sit in chair
with mouth open for
very long time
before roast duck fly in.
- Chinese proverb
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mobtek Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/2.2.1; en)
re: smoos on Friday 30th of November 12:32 PM, 2001 (lordwang@smoo.org)
Which cartoon show had smoo's in it? It was something up there with Meatballs and Spahgetti, its taking over my mind!
narf mobtek
ps: masterfoods chilli beans in a can are evil
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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Wednesday 21st of November 10:09 PM, 2001
Sorbet
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 21st of November 11:02 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
sore - bert?? (bert is short for ass)
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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 5:39 PM, 2001
No, Graham is short for ass...
Graham: See Ass
Ass: Someone who on their return from Canada does not contacttheir friend, even though she left a message at his house for him!
C'mon Stranger!
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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Saturday 24th of November 11:47 AM, 2001
Hey. All of his others friends made it to his party. Your own damn fault if you didn't want to see him :P
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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Sunday 25th of November 2:42 PM, 2001
*ahem*
Gosh, silly me for thinking I wouldn't be welcome...
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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Tuesday 27th of November 4:15 PM, 2001
Yeah silly you. No one would have cared.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 28th of November 10:52 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
now, play nice kids, or there will be NO icecream after dinner...
"bring forth, the sacrifical mule"
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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Friday 30th of November 5:57 PM, 2001
Go on, just try and take my Ice-cream! You don't even have your own hands to take it off me anymore. I think Dead-Beef has them.
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Kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.4) Gecko/20010913
no subject on Friday 30th of November 9:17 AM, 2001
Mmm, ice cream
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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 6:15 PM, 2001
I'll give you a knife!
Hey Dead beef, what are you using Mahargs hands for anyway? Remember they're canadian hands, you don't know where they've been!
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 11:07 PM, 2001
die
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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Tuesday 4th of December 1:43 PM, 2001
Making Me!!!
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Friday 30th of November 10:52 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
knife?
did someone say knife?
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 6:19 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
meowch
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 9:01 AM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
wtf
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
drink of the day on Wednesday 21st of November 9:35 PM, 2001
"This is what I have left in the fridge"
1 count vodka
ice
lemonade
some drops of this sour lemon shit i have (you could try lime if you live on THE EDGE, or if you grew up on THE EDGE!, or at least if your family went there regularly for vacation)
drink
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hello on Wednesday 21st of November 5:45 PM, 2001 (me@seeifthisworks.com)
Cartoons good
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
death and taxes on Thursday 15th of November 11:09 PM, 2001 (help.me@please.now)
what if i refuse. eh? EH??? bloddy hell, you all think i'm some kind of alcoholic sponge?? fek. a curse on all your carrots!!!!!
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.4) Gecko/20010913
death and taxes on Friday 16th of November 2:41 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
we'll make you a shooter you can't refuse
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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Absinthe and Canadians on Tuesday 13th of November 7:09 PM, 2001 (Die-Rednecks@hotmail.com)
This friday 16th.
Party at 39 Roxburgh St.
Bring something to Kill a Canadian
(preferably Alcoholic)
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
Absinthe and Canadians on Saturday 17th of November 3:18 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
my head hurts
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Absinthe and Canadians on Wednesday 14th of November 9:11 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)
This is just plain disturbing.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.4) Gecko/20010913
Absinthe and Canadians on Thursday 15th of November 9:54 AM, 2001
muahAhaha
come one come all!
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
Absinthe and Canadians on Tuesday 13th of November 7:19 PM, 2001
i have a cricket bat which is 75% KICKASS
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
party on Saturday 10th of November 5:53 PM, 2001
at the flat sat 10th at like night time or
something bring beer drink beer die
we have couches
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
party on Tuesday 13th of November 7:46 PM, 2001
WTF is with all these half full beers
left after the party who's the pussy
who couldn't finish their drinks
you know who you are harden up you're
a disgrace i am ashamed to have known
whoever it is you are
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
party on Sunday 11th of November 8:04 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
i will be there in spirits... vodka type spirits. i'll be there soon... next weekend, or something. i go flying tomorrow. 24 hours travelling. yay for me. death in a plane seat.
how exotic.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
fek on Wednesday 31st of October 8:36 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
i too must applaud the cartooning... if only i could find my hands...
i know i left them here... somewhere....
"boris, did u steal my hands again??"
fucken wench...
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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.4dev.16 libwww-FM/2.14 SSL-MM/1.4.1 OpenSSL/0.9.6
fek on Thursday 1st of November 11:33 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)
It was me, I stole your hands.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
fek on Thursday 1st of November 11:44 PM, 2001
then whose hands are these?
oh these are my hands
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
fek on Thursday 1st of November 8:33 PM, 2001
your appreciation is appreciated
oh and i stole your hands
i need them for my twilight ritual
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
and then there were none... on Friday 9th of November 7:24 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
would u trade for feet? i do great deals on feet. or perhaps a spleen?? its in mint condition..
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sw (compatible; MSIE 7.5; Windows NT 6.0)
back to the future on Friday 26th of October 1:34 PM, 2001
i seem to have been transported some years into the future, but it looks like windows 2010 is still using the NT4 codebase.
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Matt_R Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US; rv:0.9.5) Gecko/2
Web Browsers on Wednesday 31st of October 12:30 PM, 2001
this actually isnt too bad
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Matt_R Mozilla/1.0 (compatible; Netscape 1.1; Windows 3.1)
back to the future on Friday 26th of October 1:47 PM, 2001
yeah well i'm still stuck in the past
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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 25th of October 12:07 PM, 2001
And on a completely unrelated note...
Mighty fine cartoon action happening lately... You are to be applauded.
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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide on Wednesday 24th of October 3:43 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)
The following is fiction. And by that, I mean fact. This is what happened when I took DXM on the weekend in canberra. Executive summary - Dont do it!
I drank 2 bottles of robo DX, approx 1.2 grams of DXM. Then, walked into belconnen mall. For some reason, people irritated me if they didnt hail my presence as they past, so I started cursing them. I had this ability to cast spells and was throwing blesses, curses, fireballs and other D&D style shit all over the mall. Then we went to the lake and I lay on the grass tripping, talking about the "pillar of caddis" and "hacker voltron" which was comprised of 2 longnecks, rather than lions. One longneck was memory segment, the other was format string. At this point we came across a group of scouts and something possessed me to ask the scout master if he'd like me to suck his dick. I dont think he replied. about this point I lost the ability to speak, and simply flailed around screaming and grunting incoherrently. DXM gives you extreme disassociation and I had little idea who I was, what I was doing, and how causality worked. A jogger went past and I got down on my knees and worshipped him as he ran off. About 4 hours later I snapped out of it. DXM is messy.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
rabbit ears? on Thursday 18th of October 2:20 AM, 2001
this is terrifying. ugh.
http://www.dymocks.com.au/asp/full_details.asp?isbn=0733614817
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
general notice on Wednesday 17th of October 5:58 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
word'up
this is a general notice to whoever really cares...
i get back to NZ on the 13th november, and there is going to be one hell of a big party on friday 16th november, at a place in wellington. (i have no idea where, but when i find out, i'll let u all know).
everyone is invited... bring beer, tunez... and beer.
werd
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
general notice on Wednesday 17th of October 6:15 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
dude my birthday is the 13th
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 5:46 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
hmmm.... are u doing a party thing for your birthday? and if u are, what day(s) and where is this most egg-salad event occur?
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 6:07 PM, 2001
im not sure
maybe i'll have some sort of running drinking thing
for the whole week around the 13th i'll
be drinking and lamenting my pale existance
if anyone else wants to join in just turn
up at the flat. even if you just
want to ridicule me. bring beer though.
now playing: "...and justice for all!"
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 6:10 PM, 2001
that means you too, ladies
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Buttons 203-79-120-203.cable.paradise.net.nz[203.79.120.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
birthday stuff on Monday 22nd of October 2:45 AM, 2001
Hmmm... no offence dude... but something about that last comment reminded me of Bug-Eyed Earl, from Redmeat.com...
You haven't been wearing mint lifesavers on your nipples, have you??
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
birthday stuff on Monday 22nd of October 9:00 AM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
not as such
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
jorm: the livejournal on Tuesday 16th of October 2:06 AM, 2001
http://www.livejournal.com/users/cuntgobble
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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT5.0; Not a DVD owner
jorm: the livejournal on Friday 26th of October 1:19 PM, 2001
So you're still a DVD owner?
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jorm: the livejournal on Friday 26th of October 1:30 PM, 2001
no, now i have a much cooler addition to my computer :P
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 8:30 PM, 2001
first post
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 8:31 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
second post
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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.5) Gecko/20011012
no subject on Monday 15th of October 10:47 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)
First post!
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
no subject on Tuesday 16th of October 2:05 AM, 2001
out post
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 10:49 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
last post!
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 17th of October 6:01 PM, 2001 (~)
what the fuck???
(i've been outta the loop, but i'm guessing its a new release of something)
gekko have anything to do with it?
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Wednesday 17th of October 6:16 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
no reason
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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:24 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)
I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
<BR><BR>
> bc -l<BR>
bc 1.06<BR>
155/4.40<BR>
35.22727272727272727272
<BR><BR>
That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
<BR><BR>
The moral of this story is simple:
<BR>
Everyone is really fucked in the head.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
Drinking Antix on Tuesday 2nd of October 8:16 PM, 2001
i had a pretty big weekend also.
i drank most of a bottle of JD in front of IRC on friday night.
woke up with a crippling hangover saturday.
saturday night involved tequila sunrises at Abbeys, then beer.
i woke up sunday with a slightly less debilitating hangover. then we went and lugged a fucking engine and gearbox around. top tip: dont move a 300kg piece of machinery with a hangover.
sunday night involved hash cake.
monday was an all day mammoth effort, beginning with beer and cake, followed by margaritas.
now its tuesday and my body hates me, i would like the shakes to go away soon please.
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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:23 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)
I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
<BR><BR>
> bc -l<BR>
bc 1.06<BR>
155/4.40<BR>
35.22727272727272727272
<BR><BR>
That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
<BR><BR>
The moral of this story is simple:
<BR>
Everyone is really fucked in the head.
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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
cuntgobble on Friday 28th of September 3:24 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)
sorry about the BR tags im a silly one.
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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 27th of September 9:01 AM, 2001
Hey There...
You guys have probably seen all these before, but for the benefit of those who haven't:
http://panic304r.com/index2.html
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maharG Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win95; U)
and the saga continues... on Sunday 23rd of September 5:38 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
The Adventures of BOO and Moo: Episode II
The Scene: a really crummy LaundroMAT with complimentary hookers and drug dispensing machine (the good kind). Boo is washing his spare sets of fur, and Moo is drooling over a hooker thats teasing him by sucking on the nose of a stuffed cmael. Boo is whistling a wee ditty about the social impoverisment of stuffed rodents.
Enter FatGuy with plastic road-cone stuck to the side of his head: "The end is nigh!! Repent! Repent!!"
Boo: "Frag off!!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky*
Moo: *drool*
ConeHed: "Your life is DEAD! Die like the capitalist pig you are!!"
Boo: "For the last fucking time, I AM NOT A PIG!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky sucky*
Moo: *drrrooOOOOoooollll*
ConeHed: All your life you've worked to pay for fascists and eeeevil doers though taxes and sweat! Rise up and KIll them with your CHAINS!!!"
Boo: "Look butt-munch, RACK OFF!!"
Hooker: *SUCKY SUCKY inhale*
A pause.
Moo: "?"
ConeHed: "Repent?"
Boo: "I'll give u repent, poo-pusher!!"
Hooker: *CHOKE*
Moo: "!"
ConeHed: "Eeevil!! There is eeevil here!"
Boo: "Just shut up and DIE!"
Hooker explodes.
Another pause.
Boo: "Bugga"
Moo: "@#!"
ConeHed: "It is the tool of the DEVIL!!"
Enter 3 legged, 4 eyed dog.. "Hoof 'o Death, hoof 'o Death"
With a steely glint in the eye, Moo leaped gracefully over Boo (in a Jersey kind of way) and with a fluid stike with the Hoof 'o Death, split ConeHed from neck to pelvis. And with an airy toss of the head, promptly shat on the corpse.
Boo: "Good god! That smells!!"
Moo: "I art thine shepard, and thou hast been guided."
^fini^
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
and the saga continues... on Sunday 23rd of September 11:30 PM, 2001
am thinking you have way too much free time.
anyway i just wanted to see what this browsers watermark looks like.
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maharG Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win95; U)
a bed-tyme storie on Thursday 13th of September 5:39 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
THE ADVENTURES OF Boo AND Moo, Episode I.
The Scene: a warm day, nice trees, the smell of happiness... and the odour of fresh puke on the ground....
Boo: "i love the smell of fresh puke in the morning!!!"
Moo: "."
Boo: "ya know moo, u smell like puke. what, you roll in it or somethin??"
Moo: "."
Boo: "i know!!! you shat it out your ass!!! you have puke for shit!!! HA!"
Moo: "!"
Boo: "now, dont get me wrong, your a nice cow 'n all, but did u have to puke right on my door step??? EH??? YOU FUCKEN INCONSIDERATE PLEBIAN BOVINE MASS OF PUKE-SHIT!!!!!"
In the blink of a flys eye (?), Moo inviscerated Boo with a single swipe of him world-famous 'hoof 'o death'. then, with a mighty ass-release, Moo shat on Boo. it was truly traumatic.
Boo: "mmm mmm MMMM, *choke* guuurrrgle *choke*"
Moo: "dont have a brown, Mister Cow."
^Fini^
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
a bed-tyme storie on Thursday 13th of September 9:16 PM, 2001
that was beautiful man
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Asama Bin Laden [203.3.121.87] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
TASTE DEATH on Wednesday 12th of September 12:25 PM, 2001
TASTE DEATH YANKEE SCUM!!
I find the whole terrorist thing amusing, I wish there was more violence like this in the world :( It would brighten my day.
Love,
Uncle Asama
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TASTE DEATH on Thursday 13th of September 1:46 PM, 2001
It's Osama though....
Asama is an imposter!
On another note, I just heard that John Howard was giving Hilary Clinton some "personal attention" for her "grief".
Go Johnny! Do her while Bill is here!!!!
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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.3rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14 SSL-MM/1.4.1 OpenSSL/0.9.4
TASTE DEATH on Friday 14th of September 12:06 AM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Has to be an imposter, if that dude was any sort of unix man he would have called himself /sbin/laden instead.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
TASTE DEATH on Sunday 16th of September 11:35 PM, 2001
chmod a+x /bin/laden
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maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
the adventures of 'Boo and Moo' on Saturday 1st of September 5:05 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
resist psychic death...
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
the adventures of 'Boo and Moo' on Sunday 2nd of September 12:02 AM, 2001
heh
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
Apparently I am a DVD owner... on Monday 27th of August 4:35 PM, 2001
What makes me a DVD owner and noone else? I don't even have a DVD drive..
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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
The Stupid on Monday 27th of August 11:16 AM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)
This is SO dodgy!
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The Stupid on Monday 27th of August 4:34 PM, 2001
Drink of the day - The Stupid
30ml Bacardi 151, fill with orange juice, add 30ml Blue Curaco, 30ml Midori & 15ml Cointreau. Done properly, the green stuff should sink to the bottom, creating something like a tequila sunrise - only green.
Serves one.
Bacardi 151 is the devils work.
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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
Perisher Spew on Monday 20th of August 12:03 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)
I went skiing at perisher blue on the weekend. For those who dont know, im both a skilled skier and prominent member of AA (Alcoholics Aspiring). This resulted in me drinking 15 beers in the morning with some random norweigans I met, then attempting to ski a double black diamond (really fucken steep) run. I am now the proud owner of a sprained ankle, torn knee ligament and shattered reputation, after the next night I got kicked out of mario's pizza restaurant for ordering a "Fettucine with fucking pasta sauce you fat bitch".
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Wednesday 22nd of August 6:12 PM, 2001
only in canada...
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maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Saturday 25th of August 5:55 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
and mabey next-door to YOU!
*knock knock*
;)
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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/2.1.1; X11)
Perisher Spew on Wednesday 22nd of August 11:53 AM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
the only thing missing from a night like this is an axe wielding lunatic yelling "death to the infidels!!!!!! arrrrrg!!!", while running down the street wearing a turban. and nothing else.
entertainment??? i certainy hope so!!
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Satyricon proxy1.syd.pacific.net.au[203.27.69.91] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
RHYMEZ^3 on Tuesday 24th of July 12:25 AM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)
Behind a 15 inch monitor
dissing my new songs
wanna battle me? with your keystyles and message boards
how about you turn those skills into audio verse
cause 16 heads and one oh two cylinders word
all these niggers in cyberspace
too scared to come out; sunspot'll rip off their fucken face!!!
Mass MC rocks your world.
Im drunk.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
RHYMEZ^3 on Tuesday 24th of July 11:07 PM, 2001
word up, negrax.
chemical addiction 0wnz j00.
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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hello World on Thursday 12th of July 11:15 PM, 2001
The world is turning on it's end!!
I can write a perl script!
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Shakesbeare [144.137.88.162] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
Hello World on Wednesday 18th of July 8:43 AM, 2001
But does it work.
Yay for me having a job!
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
Hello World on Friday 13th of July 2:18 PM, 2001
It's the rapture!
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
meep on Sunday 15th of July 5:32 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
no, i think it's the ruptre.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
meep on Sunday 15th of July 8:44 PM, 2001
wrong again, bond
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maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
@#$!% on Wednesday 18th of July 5:00 PM, 2001 (boo@ooo.u.skareme.com)
i hate typos. i swear to whatEVER! god or powerful being-thing looks over me, i am cursed to never type an error-free sentence, as long as i live.
lets all have a beer.
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ZenSandwich Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Government Departments... on Wednesday 4th of July 9:46 AM, 2001
It's not just the NZ government that's clueless about the internet (in fact we're possibly one of the better ones...0 I just got an amusing email from some small department somewhere in the US complaining that someone from Waikato University pinged their firewall machine and attaching a page-long list of questions insisting we tell them who we are, what we do (looking up www.waikato.ac.nz was too much effort for them, or maybe they hadn't upgraded their computers to Mosaic yet?) and a whole lot of other detailed information on our 'business' before we'd be allowed to ping them again.
yAY! :P
--TZS
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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.3rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14 SSL-MM/1.4.1 OpenSSL/0.9.4
Government Departments... on Monday 13th of August 11:44 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I will keep my mouth shut next time, lest I am made to audit yet another government departmnent.
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Buttons www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
... on Thursday 21st of June 11:26 AM, 2001
Things are getting kinda slow around here.
I check this page every day, hoping for another pearl of wisdom, or something to ponder until tomorrow, But alas, there has been no change.
I might actually have to get a life or something if this keeps up!
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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586)
Haikus of Wisdom on Wednesday 27th of June 12:47 PM, 2001
New Zealanders need
to drink more fucking beer now
so whining ceases.
Frost covered fruit tree
landspace of ancient beauty
madman kills children.
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Satyricon proxy4.syd.pacific.net.au[203.27.69.94] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Lyrics on Monday 11th of June 4:38 AM, 2001 (davidj@unixpac.com.au)
There once was a chick from #teen
who would whine to the ops of her spleen
she claimed marital strife
and fear to go under the knife
so the op was performed by mr. bean.
There once was a super patrol squid
who had far better diction than a kid
by some script kiddies he was dissed
on his reputation they pissed
and ./killed his parent PID
Im drunk.
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MoF0 [203.12.255.19] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Lyrics on Friday 15th of June 12:58 AM, 2001 (mofo@manbeef.com)
W0rd busting out the lyrics like lebs firing
on churches in granville, cant wait to see you drop the tone that was the west side style
because from sevenhill to granville we own j00
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MoF0 [203.12.253.167] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
blah blah on Monday 11th of June 3:53 AM, 2001 (mofo@manbeef.com)
i want a super squid patrol t-shirt i hear he makes
exceptional party dips.
does he like strip and do wang tricks?
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; en-US; rv:0.9) Gecko/2001
blah blah on Monday 11th of June 1:53 PM, 2001
Yes
Super Squid patrol is also available for childrens parties, when he is not destroying the forces of darkness with the superior taste of easy cheese treats.
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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586)
boom on Thursday 7th of June 12:51 PM, 2001 (davidj@unixpac.com.au)
There once was a man from the hood
who was reputed for pulling his pud
one day having a tug
he got hit by a jug
and that was the end of his 'wood'.
ogin?
assword?
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maharG[in-spaaaAAAAaaace] h24-78-211-135.vn.shawcable.net[24.78.211.135] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
boom on Saturday 9th of June 4:22 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
nice.
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Buttons whackass.com[203.97.196.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
The maelstrom that is life on Sunday 3rd of June 9:59 AM, 2001
It is always a wonder to me how the human race survives with so much hurt and unhappiness in the world.
And then you have the odd person who comes along to actually inflict that hurt and unhappiness in such as cold, calculated and callous way, that really it just turns your stomach.
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
QuakeMUD on Tuesday 22nd of May 8:14 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
QuakeMUD, a stupid little quake themed mud I wrote,
has been running on gnu for almost 1 year. I invite you all to give it a good thrash. You have 8 days.
telnet to gnu.osoal.org.nz:4950
How it works.
Move around just like a regular mud.
Pick up quake style items.
If there are other players in the room you are in,
you will automatically attack those players.
Some weapons can hurt more than one player at a time.
I will post the source soon, after I've packaged it nicely.
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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; en-US; rv:0.9) Gecko/2001
QuakeMUD on Friday 1st of June 6:40 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
The source is here
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Zen Sandwich whale.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.32] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 4:09 PM, 2001 (zen@osoal.org.nz)
Actually, the uptime counter overflowed nearly 2 days ago:
[16:04] gnu:[~] % uptime
4:04pm up 1 day, 21:37, 5 users, load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01
So this is a belated happy aniversary. ;)
--TZS
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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8) Gecko/20010215
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 10:10 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)
For anyone reading who doesnt know, the uptime counter overflows on linux, freebsd-5.0, Solaris and some others at 497 days.
http: //uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?mode_u=on&site=www.osoal.org.nz
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Zen Sandwich whale.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.32] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 4:08 PM, 2001 (zen@osoal.org.nz)
Actually, the uptime counter overflowed nearly 2 days ago:
[16:04] gnu:[~] % uptime
4:04pm up 1 day, 21:37, 5 users, load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01
So this is a belated happy aniversary. ;)
--TZS
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maharG-in-Japan [210.229.158.130] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
yay for me on Monday 14th of May 8:53 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
heloo!!! japan is hot, and sticky. and the ppl here are not terribly nice. oh well. flight was ok, food ok. have 3 more waiting hours to go, then 9 more flying hours to go, then Vancouver. i`m getting pretty tired. yay for me.
hav2 go, running out of my 30mins.
talk to u all soon.
.G.
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
yay for me on Monday 14th of May 10:40 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
where in the world is maharg
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
going away stuff on Thursday 10th of May 11:27 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)
so long and thanks for all the fish.
i'll try to come and visit the flat on saturday sometime, when u guys are alive.
and to anyone that i missed in saying goodbye to, goodbye.
i'll see ya'all in 6 months.... i get back on the 13th November, so there will be a coming home party sometime around then, if ppl are willing to partake in such an event.
moo.
.G.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Sunday 29th of April 8:46 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
this is a BIG message to anyone who wants to know.. there will be a going away party at Chris Waights house this Friday nite (5th May), and some drinks in town 'somewhere' for those who cant make it on Friday nite. anyone who wants to come along, please e-mail me, or post here, whatevers good for u. and for those who dont alredy know, the reason for this party is coz i'm going to canada on the 14th May. i'll be there for 6 months, so there has to be some serious drinking done before i go.
anyways, stuff. i hope ppl can come along. oh and, tell everyone u know... the more the merrier!
.G.
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Sunday 29th of April 9:44 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
I feel I speak for everyone here when I say, BEER!
That will be all.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Monday 30th of April 9:23 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
nice. timings to be sorted out soon. bring additional bodies as you deem necessary.
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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Wednesday 2nd of May 6:38 PM, 2001
Chris Waite scares me, and I'm already booked for this Saturday...
Otherwise, drinks in town or something will be good, lemme know when :)
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Shakesbeare netcache-c6100.vic-remote.bigpond.net.au[61.9.128.141] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
yay me on Friday 27th of April 12:08 PM, 2001
yay me, traitorous me, semi Australian me. Aussies are weird. They have these bizarre ads for Sprite here. They also have me, yay me.
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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
yay me on Thursday 7th of June 4:33 PM, 2001
yay you! :)
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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
yay me on Thursday 7th of June 4:14 PM, 2001
yay you!
:)
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
yay me on Sunday 29th of April 2:55 PM, 2001
watch out for australians, they're everywhere over there
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
yay me on Sunday 29th of April 8:41 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
run for the hills!!!!!
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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
yay me on Wednesday 2nd of May 6:34 PM, 2001
A Dingo stole my Baby!
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
fallen angels on Wednesday 25th of April 6:49 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
today, i helped to film on camera, a fallen angel at the taita cemetary. it was quite fun, despite the cold. and if anyone is wondering why i'm telling u all this, it's because i can.
die.
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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Tuesday 10th of April 10:49 PM, 2001
Lincoln! You didn't say anything about the email Tim sent you...
any comments?
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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.3dev.18 libwww-FM/2.14
Shrooms on Thursday 12th of April 8:06 AM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Hehe, I got it alright, in a fit of stupidity I assumed that it had been posted to the nznog mailing list rather than directly to me ( closer to on topic that some of the other posts ).
Must have been all the mushrooms.
Pure genius.
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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Tuesday 10th of April 10:49 PM, 2001
Lincoln! You didn't say anything about the email Tim sent you...
any comments?
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
smith family fridge-magnet fun on Sunday 8th of April 9:17 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
No such thing as the toilet.
Do you think your finger likes it up your nose?
I'll wipe off your face.
Feed the cat to starving children from india.
The dishes dont desvere soap.
Just where are you going spanking your brother?
Go to church, but come home smoking.
Milk because your father hurts.
Eat the dog.
Your room is closed.
I love nice drink.
I am ready to give your naughty underware away to the baby-sitter.
Take off your shoes while doing me in the kitchen.
Sleep behind mister crazy-mind.
Get full of giving.
Play with your vegetables, and have your maid wash your toys.
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
smith family fridge-magnet fun on Sunday 8th of April 11:08 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
Life is bathtime fun
Bunch of rag-tag misfit minstrels
You will get your curds
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
smith family fridge-magnet fun on Monday 9th of April 7:05 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
nice.
very very nice.
can i have the curds now??? please?
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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
moo on Sunday 8th of April 6:44 PM, 2001 (matt@richardsfamily.net)
I finally quit my job. Yay.
I'm leaving, and taking one of their biggest customers with me (hey, I'm an IT Manager now!) and the boss has never been this nice to me. mmm 80 workstations.. where did I put the dnet client...
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
more urban bovine myths... (and moths) on Tuesday 3rd of April 4:55 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
cow. mooing. serenity. peace. grass. chewing. yummy. a shape.... in the sky. curiosity. plane noises. confusion. small egg shapes.... in the sky. more confusion. egg shapes falling. panic. mooing. running. (clenching). screaming. (more clenching). 'exploding!' nosies. oozing. the smell of fresh napalm in the morning. (and some more clenching.... "Hey boy...")
yay for the cows.
FlappyHed
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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
Interior decorating on Tuesday 3rd of April 1:07 AM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)
There isnt much else I can say... http://www.lilek s.com/institute/interiors/bhg/index.html
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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Monday 2nd of April 11:47 PM, 2001
brraaaaiiiins?
There's definitely some updating to be done around here :P
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
urban bovine storys on Thursday 29th of March 5:34 PM, 2001
cow. moo. shotgun. running. mooing. noises. lights. green men. panic. mooing. 'zzaAp!' noise. frying. x-files music.
yay for the cows.
FlappyHed
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Almost worth getting census form for..... on Monday 5th of March 10:39 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)
http://www.stuf f.co.nz/inl/index/0,1008,681626a10,FF.html
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
Almost worth getting census form for..... on Monday 5th of March 11:15 PM, 2001 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
Praise TH, TH is LARD.
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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.18 i686)
All your base are belong to us! on Tuesday 20th of February 10:48 PM, 2001
http://www.planetstarseige.com/allyourbase/
(if you need it, download Shockwave to see the video, it's worth it! :)
You have no chance to survive make your time!
--TZS
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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
All your base are belong to us! on Sunday 25th of February 6:57 PM, 2001
I think there must be some weird conspiracy out there.
That something so obscure could have reached so many different people in what seems like little over a week, is just plain strange.
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
All your base are belong to us! on Monday 26th of February 11:08 PM, 2001 (d@o)
i dont understand
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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Monday 19th of February 5:19 PM, 2001
Enough with the Dis-embodied Clown heads already!
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
yay on Saturday 3rd of February 11:12 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
horrayyy!! i finnally have my pc bak, now i can continue my plan to take over the entire world!!!!
blah blah blah goes everybody
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
yay on Sunday 4th of February 4:20 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
You'll never take over the world, Doctor Squeaze!,
not while Captain Compartment is around!
Good always triumphs over evil
Didn't they teach you that in villain school?
That's public education for you
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
yay on Sunday 4th of February 11:08 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
oh, woe is me
i feel the wrath of public education
lo! teacher-demon...
sheath thy unhappy chalk duster in my chest
and let forth thyne scorn for the weak and illiterate
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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Thursday 25th of January 5:30 PM, 2001
Why is the internet so broken?
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Satyricon [203.53.38.233] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; SCO_SV 3.2 i386)
! on Thursday 18th of January 2:30 PM, 2001
SCO Browser versions in full effect.
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.05 (Macintosh; I; 68K)
! on Wednesday 24th of January 7:25 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)
This isnt the weirdest thing i hope to run on this mac today.
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
how many 9's? on Tuesday 9th of January 9:20 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)
In spite of the best efforts of the local power company, this web server narrowly just avoided a reboot.
[ db@gnu ] [ Tue Jan 9 09:13:57pm ] [ /dev/pts/16 ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
9:19pm up 370 days, 4:16, 13 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
Cartoons! on Tuesday 9th of January 9:10 AM, 2001
Ok!
I think I've figured out the cartoons!
The guy with the funky hair and the squiggle on his shirt that points to the floor is David, The guy with the beer in his hand is Gareth...
And I think Lincoln must be that Cactus dude.
But I don't know who the other people are...
Am I close?!
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
Cartoons! on Wednesday 10th of January 12:28 AM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)
In order of appearance:
Grumpy the anti-establishmentarian elf (left)
No-name guy (right)
Reginald the Underlord (easy to draw)
Count Squid (also easy to draw)
WATTRON (force)
The Box (enlightenment)
Cat (gloom girl)
Zombie (the zombie people place little weight on names)
Cactus (a prop with lines)
Tubular bob (humanity)
Mr Cool (trippy guy with beard and jacket, a figment of Grumpy's imagination)
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Satyricon cfw2.rdc1.nsw.excitehome.net.au[203.164.3.165] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
! on Sunday 7th of January 5:40 AM, 2001 (davidj@sebs.com.au)
Rhiannon has hairy nipples.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
lack of counter strike...( on Saturday 30th of December 6:01 PM, 2000 (maharg@zfree,co.nz)
the disticnt lack of killing on this server is disturbing... i find this ovwewhelming emptiyness to be manifest as a hole in the very fabric of my existance, and as such, i have this feeling of being in-complete. hence forth, i find this to be an insult to my humanity and wellbeing....
and enuff of this crap and horseshit, blah, i need a beer.. all of that bittching has made me thirsty. drink lots and be un-merry... bah humbug and all that..
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 10:10 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
There will be a counter strike server on gnu.osoal.org.nz on the default port for the next day or so.
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 12:22 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
Because here at One Short Of A Llama we believe that running a proprietary, bug-ridden server that utilises the finest in client side security so that people we dont care about can use a windows-only client to simulate killing each other is the true meaning of Christmas.
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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.3rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 11:07 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
The thirty one thousand three hundred and thirty seven hackers have all had their chances, the counter strike server is now closed.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 6:50 PM, 2000 (yay)
i'll drink to that... oh wait, i already have.. iguess i'll just have to have another..
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
more blah on Monday 25th of December 12:18 AM, 2000 (blah)
yay for xmas, hope everyone gets drunk...
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
stuff on Saturday 23rd of December 12:16 AM, 2000 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
yes, once again the tyme has come to perform the yearly ritual that is christmas... the agi\ony of waiting in lines... the indecision when bying someone a present... and all of that hooplah. i have found that the best way to deral with this is as follows.... 'blah blah blah.."
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Sieben syd-cache01.one.net.au[203.101.17.53] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Blah on Saturday 16th of December 4:07 AM, 2000 (Seven@seven.org.au)
Its been a Long time since I've been here
yes it has
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Shakesbeare 202-27-181-228.dialup.xtra.co.nz[202.27.181.228] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Blah on Thursday 21st of December 12:21 AM, 2000
me too!!
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Blah on Friday 22nd of December 12:18 AM, 2000 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
then make sure that u come bak more often, kay?
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Shakesbeare 203-96-108-30.dialup.xtra.co.nz[203.96.108.30] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Blah on Saturday 30th of December 5:29 PM, 2000
but you don't come back often enough either....always say you're going to but never do...tut tut
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Matt 203-96-108-30.dialup.xtra.co.nz[203.96.108.30] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Blah on Saturday 30th of December 5:31 PM, 2000
Its been even longer since I've been here!
And now i'm gone again.
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
Love on Thursday 14th of December 5:45 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
Flash, I love you! but we only have 14 hours to recompile the kernel on this 4mb 386
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Love on Friday 15th of December 8:43 PM, 2000 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
hehehe
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
poll on Monday 4th of December 9:57 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
Excellent poll, my congratulations to the chef.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
poll on Thursday 7th of December 3:18 PM, 2000 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
does that come with waffers??
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
poll on Monday 11th of December 9:31 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
you and your waffers...
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
poll on Thursday 14th of December 3:17 PM, 2000 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)
aha! i will kill you like the dog u are!!!! have at thee, you pesky swine... blah blah blah
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
the great, brave word 'ha' on Monday 4th of December 4:46 PM, 2000 (moth@gnu.osoal.org.nz)
well, seeing as no one has bothered to post for awhile, i thougt i might share my time with you all. and seeing as we have bean provided with grrreat subject material, let us begin...
the word 'ha' is defined in the Oxford Mini Dictionalry (1988) as follows; ha - int. exclamation of triumph. but, u have to ask yourself, is there an actual reason to use this extraordinary word? well, actually, no. not really. its probably just a waste of space, and alot of peoples time. not to mention, having no point whatsoever.
what the HELL was the reason for me to post this??? who knows!!! who really gives a fuck??
space-wasting........... yay
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Scooby Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
ha on Friday 10th of November 3:16 PM, 2000 (scooby@linuxnet.co.nz)
ha
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scooby Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
"ha" on Wednesday 8th of November 3:37 PM, 2000 (scooby@linuxnet.co.nz)
more cartoons please....so I can go "ha" again...I miss "ha"ing
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
no subject on Wednesday 8th of November 5:10 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
Im way ahead of you...
Back to counter strike
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
ultimate truth for fishy on Tuesday 31st of October 6:11 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
changed sense of the page browing mode of the cartoon perl to match the sense of the focused browse mode (next -> newer, previous -> older)
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Slackware on Saturday 28th of October 10:58 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
This is a very nice website.
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
Slackware on Sunday 29th of October 3:22 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
I like it. I feel it addresses important social issues.
This is my .sig
His name is Nigel
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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
Slackware on Sunday 29th of October 1:24 PM, 2000
No... That's a very odd web site
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (Win98; U)
no subject on Saturday 18th of November 12:43 AM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
NORM!!!!
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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Thursday 9th of November 10:41 PM, 2000
SHELLEY!!
:)
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Shakesbeare 203-96-108-29.dialup.xtra.co.nz[203.96.108.29] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Slackware on Saturday 4th of November 6:09 PM, 2000
AMY!!!
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Wine on Thursday 12th of October 9:16 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
Bring me wine
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kyhwana cache.world-net.co.nz[210.55.227.8] w3m/0.1.9
Wine on Sunday 15th of October 3:05 AM, 2000 (kyhwana@bison.osoal.org.nz)
Bring me Blood!
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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.73 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
Wine on Thursday 12th of October 9:54 AM, 2000 (colin@osoal.org.nz)
There's water here...
OK, now what?
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Come back jelzekeib, all is forgiven! on Wednesday 11th of October 10:28 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
First post from the microwave link!
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Monday 18th of September 9:22 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Is there anybody.. out there?
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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Tuesday 19th of September 9:38 PM, 2000 (graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)
quibble......
or some such semi-intelligent stuff.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Sunday 1st of October 3:55 PM, 2000
i had a service pack. its name was mike. he drove a convertible. his partner was barry. barry was gay. he understood barry manilow songs. together they achieved..... very little.
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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Monday 2nd of October 3:52 PM, 2000 (graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)
ahh yes, society working in perfect, harmonious unison.
hmmm, i think i need a bucket now.....
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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Friday 6th of October 5:29 PM, 2000
I think you must all take too many drugs.
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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Friday 6th of October 5:35 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
Yes! YOU MUST!, er, think that.
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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
weird picture. on Friday 15th of September 10:52 PM, 2000 (colin@osoal.org.nz)
OK, I have to ask. What's the deep symbolism behind the new picture with the guy and the multi-tentacled thing on the front of the website? ;)
--TZS. (Telecom finally installed my Jetstream -line, YaY!)
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
weird picture. on Saturday 16th of September 1:46 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
You obviously haven't been paying attention.
The weird picture is a representation of the crawling carpet of capitalism, and the stuff swept underneath it.
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blaaahhh pool1-10.jigsaw.net.au[202.139.180.76] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
weird picture. on Monday 18th of September 1:30 AM, 2000 (penis@j00se)
poo
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
This weeks poll on Thursday 14th of September 11:53 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
This weeks poll decided to go AWOL, not sure why probably something to do with the phases of the moon coupled with incompetent site admins. You will have to vote again as all ballots were deleted.
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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
*meep* on Wednesday 6th of September 4:36 PM, 2000 (graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)
very nice peolpe thingees on mail page. most excellent.
but now, for the real reason for posting.....
I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA haa.....
ok, so mabey i wont. but today i'll start small. i'll just take over this part of the comments page.
and hop no one will notice me there, creeping in like some cancerous....... cancer-stuff.
"yeah, we gone, peace."
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Tui mouse ad on Monday 4th of September 6:22 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I have captured the text from the end of the tui ad with the mice.
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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
Tui mouse ad on Monday 4th of September 7:25 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
Although some of you might find this ad amusing, it is sadly not so amusing for the thousands of mice in intensive care, recovering from injuries sustained from imitating professional stunt mice on television. Yours sincerely, Admiral I R SqueaK.
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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Tui mouse ad on Wednesday 6th of September 4:33 PM, 2000 (graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)
nnnnOooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!!c its happening again!!!! save me from the lumpy thing......
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Bored on Saturday 2nd of September 3:49 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
ihug router break
no net connection for me
soon I shall perish
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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
speakz on Friday 1st of September 2:56 PM, 2000
i think i will post here until i have taken up the whole short listing of recent comments. it helps to make me belive that i am actually taking over the world.
get some up ya!
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Foiled again... on Friday 1st of September 5:28 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Muahahahha
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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Foiled again... on Saturday 2nd of September 11:20 PM, 2000 (graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)
BASTARD!!!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!
I WILL KILL YOU LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE!!!!
I WILL EAT YOUR INTESTINES FOR BREAKFAST????!!!!!
who wrote this stuff.....
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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
slience.... on Sunday 13th of August 10:14 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
where have all the people gone... there is a distinct lack of chatter and items of good humor here nowadays. is there some, sudden, HUGE taboo on this comments page that says that peole are not allowed to speak here, in this, great and, marvellous open forum that the great llamadon has provied for us?
beacuse, remember......
THEY CANT POSSIBLY FUCK UP HAWAIIAN!!!!!!!
peace
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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
slience.... on Tuesday 15th of August 10:49 AM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
Sacrilege! You have broken our 38 day silence!
The harvest god is angry!
Into the pot you go
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
slience.... on Wednesday 16th of August 4:38 PM, 2000 (graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)
bugger
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test2 i686)
Dynamic DNS service on Saturday 8th of July 4:03 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
The dyndns service on gnu.osoal.org.nz was accidently 'secured' in the move to its new upstream.
I have opened up port 4242, so clients should be able to connect and update their addresses now.
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.15 i686)
New Provider on Thursday 6th of July 10:43 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
gnu.osoal.org.nz. has moved from its paradise upstream connection to a cheaper and more flexible connection with IHUG. The bandwidth is expected to go up from 2 megabit some time in the future.
DNS related problems should resolve in the next hour or so. If anything is broken after about lunch time, please send some mail to db@linuxnet.co.nz. with elaborate diagrams of the problem attached in jpeg format.
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
New Tui advert on Tuesday 4th of July 10:21 PM, 2000
I managed to capture The text at the end of the new Tui ad.
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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
New Tui advert on Thursday 6th of July 10:55 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
nice.....
oh and, i'm really drunk, so please excus meee....
weeee!!!!!!
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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
yay! on Friday 30th of June 12:01 AM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
yay, I am posting from home.
my gateway box is really broken. it doesn't have traceroute, or ping.
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Gestalte guppy.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.122] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Monday 26th of June 6:03 PM, 2000 (x@netnet.net.nz)
Where is Kommander Spleen?!
I must know. Take him to me!
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maharG Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Wednesday 28th of June 6:59 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
dangit, there just is no more kommanda spleen, dammit!!! WHY!!!???? is there no justice in this world anymore!!!!
ok, i just wanted to have my say... i hope that no one will want to hurt me....
0-|-<
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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Wednesday 28th of June 7:23 PM, 2000
... and no Kurt's Quest either!!
Oh the humanity...
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Wednesday 28th of June 9:00 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
There is a little bit of Kommanda Spleen in everybody, generally either a `Korporal Spleen' or a `Private Liver. It is kept in pieces so to stop it combining to form Mega Spleen (which once ate East Prussia).
As for Kurts Quest, there are little bits of it spread all over deep space, a palm tree and a dalek.
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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Saturday 1st of July 4:10 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
ahhhh, and what beautiful daleks they are too....
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muahaha [210.8.218.252] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
muahahaha on Friday 23rd of June 10:22 PM, 2000
ÚÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--- -- -
| DeadBeef (db@yak.osoal.org.nz) (New Zealand)
³ ircname : Lincoln Reid
| channels : #chatzone #teenchat
³ server : auckland.nz.undernet.org (Internet Company of New Zealand)
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
muahahaha on Saturday 24th of June 12:38 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
For your next trick, figure out how many different #teenchat's #chatzone's #warez's and #freewarez's i'm on.
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
nice... on Wednesday 14th of June 7:28 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
nice work, agent of death. once again you have stuck fear into the hearts and minds of our enemies....
seriously, i need to borrow your mind to help with a problem of mine. i seem to have broken my modemn in linux ( somehow) and it dosent want to play nice. i tried to call u tonite, btut i just missed u, so if u wantto give me a call whne u get home, (i'll be up till about 11:30), but otherwise i'll try to get hold of u tommorrow.
thanx dood.
G
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
nice... on Friday 16th of June 10:24 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
OK, tried to ring you. I got David I think, he said you were not home. yAY.
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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
nice... on Monday 26th of June 8:37 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
ta verily much
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-12smp i686)
Fast... on Sunday 11th of June 5:27 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I got this bettween junk-dog.linuxnet.co.nz. and gnu.osoal.org.nz. I believe thats the fastest I've seen a compressed tar transfer bettween two machines.
ftp> get linux-2.2.16.tar.gz
local: linux-2.2.16.tar.gz remote: linux-2.2.16.tar.gz
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for linux-2.2.16.tar.gz (17106471 bytes).
226 Transfer complete.
17106471 bytes received in 1.74 secs (9.6e+03 Kbytes/sec)
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 30th of May 10:15 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Waiting for the cable modem installer.
Bored.
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
login.pl on Monday 22nd of May 2:59 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
It appears that login.pl was slightly broken and did not allow users to set the comments display mode to 'Nested'. This has now been fixed.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Saturday 20th of May 9:39 PM, 2000 (sw@osoal.org.nz)
fUck iM bEnT!@$# bahahahahhaahh
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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
gamez on Friday 19th of May 4:39 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
for a good time telnet to gnu.osoal.org.nz on port 4950
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jam figurehead.outpost.net.au[61.12.26.190] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
wet dirt on Saturday 6th of May 12:46 AM, 2000 (jhicks@outpost.net.au)
the door is bent
it bangs in the wind
the wind is bent around the ground
the sky is bent around the world
the world is bent around the sun
the sun, around the galaxy
the galaxy around the universe
the universe around God
God, is just bent
I am not
dang
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
wet dirt on Saturday 6th of May 3:20 AM, 2000
.6
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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
wet dirt on Saturday 13th of May 1:30 AM, 2000
nice
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Satyricon [210.8.218.252] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.5 IP22; Nav)
TUesday on Tuesday 2nd of May 1:10 AM, 2000 (davidj@documenta.net)
Any of you wollongong flunkies be around tuesday?
me and some of the wtapped.au boys will be coming down.
//Satyricon
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
3D renderings on Monday 1st of May 2:22 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
This is rendered in 3dsmax:
htt p://www.raph.com/3dartists/artgallery/willi1.jpg
Wow.
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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
3D renderings on Thursday 4th of May 9:56 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
like, its sooo real-looking...
how did he do that???
very very cool
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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
3D renderings on Tuesday 2nd of May 12:05 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
holy cow. thats impressive.
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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
apologies.... on Sunday 30th of April 11:49 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
in my most humblest way, (whatever that may be), i offer my apologise to Mr Anderson, for not being able to attend the festivities that marked the occasion of your birthday. i hope that it all went well, and that there was much rejoycing and vomiting to be had by all. i'm sure that u will send the 'boyz' round to sort my shit out, and i welcome this. well, nuff said.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON, welcome to the older persons establishment.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
1! on Saturday 29th of April 7:18 AM, 2000
yoooooooooooooou can have it ALLLLLLLLLLLLL
my empire of DIIIIIIIIRT
hhhaaaaaaaaaahahah
SW THISTLER
AN EXERCISE IN DRUUUUUUUUUUNK
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE J00000000000000000000000 OOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
TTHHHHHHHHHHHHHAKK YOU MMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHA
THAT GUY
IS GONNA REGRET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
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opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
1! on Saturday 29th of April 12:16 PM, 2000 (opium@linuxnet.co.nz)
You spelt "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" wrong
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
1! on Saturday 29th of April 1:19 PM, 2000
jesus...haha i was drunk.
oh well, at least there wasnt any cattle involved
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
Lord Of the Unicies on Saturday 29th of April 2:46 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
DeadBeef helped me with this.
Three UNIX's (Solaris, SCO, DIGITAL) for the Elven-kings Under the sky,
Seven BSD's (FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD, BSDI, TrustedBSD, 386BSD, 4.4BSD Lite) for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine Linux's (RedHat, Debian, Slackware, Mandrake, Corel, SUSE, Stampede, Bastille, StormX) for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One UNIX for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One UNIX to rule them all, One UNIX to find them,
One UNIX to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor, where the Shadows lie.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Rant on Wednesday 26th of April 10:31 PM, 2000
Can we have an Easter rant please?
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
dRinK! on Monday 24th of April 2:01 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
I want to get drunk tonight
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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
dRinK! on Wednesday 26th of April 11:35 AM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
and they all lived drunkenly everafter..
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
Simon on Wednesday 19th of April 6:09 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I must post to wish Mr Anderson well on the 21st aniversary of the date of his birth.
So....
Simon, I wish you well on the 21st aniversary of the date of your birth.
You have successfully thrown yourself at death and missed.
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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Simon on Thursday 20th of April 12:40 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
Happy birthday Simon.
The party was such fun.
Your age it once was 20,
But now is 21.
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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
*Post!* on Wednesday 19th of April 5:11 PM, 2000
Well someone had too...
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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Told you so... on Monday 3rd of April 2:23 PM, 2000
I think this was inevitable:
http://www.infotech.co.nz/april_3/ntpara.html
I'm started to get rather scared by how much stuff Telstra has control of these days, even if they are playing the 'good guys' in this country.
--TZS.
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Re: Told you so... on Monday 3rd of April 7:03 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I'm quite disappointed about this development. Telstra are nasty men.
It will be interesting to see ( if || when ) paradise is going to make the big switch to using telstra for their international connectivity. It probably makes huge sense for them to buy paradise even just to guarantee that they will be supplying their bandwidth requirements.
Ihug seems to be the only large ISP left around here which is not considerably influenced by a large telecommunications company ( Perhaps them trying their hand at being a telecommunications company has something to do with that ).
=(
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98; DigExt)
Irony on Sunday 2nd of April 11:00 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
For your daily dose of irony consult the windows "Getting Started" guide.
Using the mouse is covered on page 105.
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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
the aftermath on Wednesday 29th of March 9:58 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
yes, i have actually recovered from my near-death experience on my party. and yes, it did have everyhtingto do with the 'fire water'damn it and its buyers to hell. ahh well, at least everyone else had a good time, and much merriment was enjoyd by all.
i swear i'll never drink anything that i get form lincoln EVER AGAIN!!!!!!
well, that is until the next time there is merriment.
hehehhe
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
the aftermath on Thursday 30th of March 6:43 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
hahahahha
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Windows on Sunday 19th of March 11:07 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
For the benefit of the windows using population reading the comments page, I have included a link.
Note: save anything important before visiting it.
=)
Damn i'm bored.
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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
Windows on Wednesday 29th of March 10:07 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
kay
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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
parte' on Tuesday 14th of March 10:28 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
this is to anyone who might be concerned...
i am having a wee birthday bash at my flat on the 18th March. The address is 39 Highbury Road, Highbury. if anyone might want to come, send me an email, call me, visit me at work, post on the comments page, or just turn up. anytyme after 7pm is good.
Beer.
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Opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
parte' on Saturday 18th of March 10:26 PM, 2000
Hmm poop i wouldve come if i hadve known
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Azzy azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
parte' on Sunday 19th of March 8:24 AM, 2000
No you wouldm't, coz there would have been mean people there.
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
parte' on Sunday 19th of March 10:17 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Hey there wasnt any mean people there.
You both missed an evening of Mr Smith with his head in a toilet. I hope that didnt have anything to do with the bottle of 100 proof "Fire Water" that we got him.
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kismet Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
parte' on Tuesday 21st of March 3:29 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
mmm, fire water (drool)
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Shakesbeare p27-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.219] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
parte' on Wednesday 15th of March 11:46 PM, 2000
*cry* I'm not gonna be here
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
Re: parte' on Wednesday 15th of March 7:58 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
Aieee!
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
parte' on Wednesday 15th of March 7:45 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Meep
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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Website... on Saturday 11th of March 1:42 PM, 2000
http://www.under.co.nz
Go there.
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
babble.txt on Wednesday 8th of March 10:57 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
One Short Of A Llama is in the process of updating the source file for the fortune cookie message displayed on the front page. Our target is atleast one hundred new messages to bring the total number of lines above five hundred. I have managed to add fifty new messages after a few days work, if you have anything you consider worth including email it/post it in a reply to this message/use smoke signals and jungle drums, whatever to get it to us.
Some examples of the newer 'babbles':
Time heals all wounds, but it leaves ugly, ugly scars.
You are the weak link in the food chain
If you can see this message we have control of your mind
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686)
Computers of SaTaN!@? on Tuesday 7th of March 4:08 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
http ://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1745.html
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kismet Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
Computers of SaTaN!@? on Monday 13th of March 3:19 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
64K should be big enough for the dark one.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
! on Tuesday 29th of February 11:16 PM, 2000
Morny, Room Serbees, tandjewfa kalling
youlikfor copy? wimill?
toes? donjuan toes? singlish sopping? creasebacon? and strangle ache!
tandjewverymud!
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opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
evil! on Monday 28th of February 5:55 PM, 2000
"dont you, realise, that evil lives in the skin, unrealised"
- System of a down
this albums pretty cool. they had this chick who was possessed on days of our lives today. it was fucking wicked. she had cool grey eyes and spoke in a low tone just like she was possessed! (spelling)
ok thats about all ive done today...
oh yeah yay i got the doors to work properly in starcraft!!
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muipo p10-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.74] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
evil! on Monday 28th of February 11:28 PM, 2000
"dont realise, that unrealised evil skin, lives in the you"
- Of a down system
this cool albums pretty. this chick was on our lives of today they had days who possessed. wicked it was fucking. spelling like she spoke in cool eyes, was posessed, and she (just) had a low grey tone!
today thats ok.... ive all about done
yay to the doors in starcraft work yeah oh properly
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
FTP on Saturday 26th of February 2:19 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I have moved ftp.osoal.org.nz to gnu.
Beer.
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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
dont try this at home on Sunday 20th of February 1:08 AM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
i am really drunk, and this is really hard to do at first, but after you try it, typing isnt erally as hard as you think when your drunk, its just hard to remember to spell things right. the words just seem to flow out of your fingers and into the keyboard... its a rally kool feeling.
my god, i am sooooooooo drunk.
wee the room is spinning
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kismet Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i586; Nav)
come together everyone, and rejoice! on Saturday 19th of February 1:25 AM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila
venis mecha.
Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila
venis mecha.
Hava neranena, hava neranena, hava neranena,
venis mecha.
Hava neranena, hava neranena, hava neranena,
venis mecha.
Uru, uru achim,
uru achim belev sameach,
uru achim belev sameach,
uru achim belev sameach,
uru achim
uru achim
uru achiiiIIiIIiiiiiimmmMmmMMmm....
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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
come together everyone, and rejoice! on Sunday 27th of February 3:13 AM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
*meep*
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
no subject on Saturday 19th of February 12:17 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
[ db@yak ] [ Sat Feb 19 12:37:47am ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
12:37am up 162 days, 11:15, 3 users, load average: 1.76, 1.98, 1.98
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Mail on Friday 18th of February 10:31 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
We have moved the primary mail exchanger for osoal.org.nz to gnu.osoal.org.nz, if you have any problems, mail me.
Spot the irony.
Many beers were harmed in the making of this change.
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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
err on Sunday 13th of February 2:50 AM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
seeing as there hassnt been a post for a few days, i thought i mght share a few words with you all. i went to the 'under' gig tonight, and it rocked. 'under' have koRn and Tool influences, but they take these influences and mould them into a really good, rocking sound, and they really keep a crowd going.
Opium came with me, and i thought that it really was worth my time in going.
there, that wasnt so bad, now was it??
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Sunday 6th of February 10:26 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
PLEASE NOTE: The stunts depicted must be performed by skilled mice under controlled conditions. No actors were harmed in the making of this commercial for Tui Brewery, Mangatainoka. Thank you for your time.
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opium Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Thursday 17th of February 12:14 PM, 2000
damn it, ive freezed framed that one before. Ive wanted to know what the rest of the adds say fer months, so i declare that this day shall be known as "Tui add day" and everyone has to go forth and find what the rest of the tui adds say fer a split second at the end.
PS tui add day last forever
all days shall be known hence forth as tui add day
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mobtek [202.76.128.22] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
re: meh? on Thursday 24th of February 2:29 PM, 2000 (mobtek@lokmail.net)
meh {:P
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jam outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
bedtime on Thursday 24th of February 12:15 AM, 2000 (jhicks@outpost.net.au)
<kisses linux>
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kismet Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i586; Nav)
The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Tuesday 22nd of February 11:11 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)
Even `Run around in a purple chicken suit pointing a can opener at people and screaming "Slimy Joe want Friend" day'?
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Opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Saturday 26th of February 5:58 PM, 2000
ye...
yes.
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Saturday 19th of February 6:55 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I'm hunting for the tui ad with the er lawnmower now.
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maharG Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (Linux; I)
asses of fire2 on Sunday 30th of January 11:18 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
nice
ASSSSHOLEELAMIO!!!!! YOURSUCHANASSHOLE!!!!!!
ANDAYOURASSISAONFIRE!!!!!!
and yes, the flappyhead is responsible for this mockery of insanity
(and your ass is on fire)
hahHAHAhaHAHAHHHAHh
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
fortune on Sunday 30th of January 11:40 AM, 2000
NATHAN ... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH They're VOIDED -- They COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS ... They had no MONEY MACHINES ... They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS ... Nathan, I EMULATED them ... but they were OFF-KEY ...
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
haha on Saturday 29th of January 7:16 PM, 2000
OK everyone, I have a story that I wrote a few years ago published. You should all read it. Its really silly.
http://yak.osoal.org.nz/sw/writing/gunther.htm
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jam outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
hahahaha on Monday 7th of February 11:38 AM, 2000 (jhicks@outpost.net.au)
That's the most bizarre heap of freeze-dried doke puke I've ever read. What the FUCK were you thinking?
I understand about Milo tho man, and it's okay. We all do.
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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Back Again... on Saturday 29th of January 4:24 PM, 2000 (buttons@netnet.net.nz)
I like the new page.
It is very good.
Graham and Simon, I need to talk to you!
Y'all should come to Bands in the Square on Sunday 6th January.
Ooh! I like the word wrap thing in the window that I'm typing in. It is all good.
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opium Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
Back Again... on Monday 7th of February 12:24 PM, 2000
wasnt there word wrap before?
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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
Back Again... on Tuesday 1st of February 1:26 AM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
it would be nice to go, except i need to paly hockey on sunday.....
mmmmm, hockey.....
*droool*
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Shakesbeare p8-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.136] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Back Again... on Friday 4th of February 1:41 PM, 2000
and the 6th of January passed a long time ago, bless his dear soul
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Opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Back Again... on Sunday 6th of February 5:54 PM, 2000
bring out yer dead!!
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Valencio on Friday 28th of January 1:57 AM, 2000
Steal my sunshine!
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maharG b001-m008-p014.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.206] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
Valencio on Friday 28th of January 6:55 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
how much for dee sunshine???
i vant 10 dollah for dee sunshine, eh gringo?
or i keel you like the dog you are...
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Ihug on Tuesday 11th of January 7:33 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2000 16:30:00 +1300 (NZDT)
From: ihug accounts
To: ihug customer
Subject: Permanent Connections
The Diamond account plan is the pricing plan for ihug customers who anticipate
being online for up to 350 hours per month. It does not entitle you to a
permanent internet connection.
To ensure that all of our customers can connect to the internet when they want
to, we may disconnect you if you remain connected for longer than 3 hours.
If we are constantly disconnecting you for this reason or if you are using more
than 350 hours for two months in a row and 12 hours per day for two days in a
month you will be deemed as a permanent connection and in breach of our terms
and conditions.
Once you are classified as having a permanent connection we will change your
pricing plan to the Permanent Modem Connection Account from the beginning of
your next monthly billing period.
The Permanent Modem Connection Account does not have a three hour kick off and
costs $199 per month. The terms of that plan will be applied to you and the
charges will appear on your ihug account. You will be informed by email before
we do this.
These conditions also apply to Satnet customers who connect to the modem pool
for two way modem traffic.
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maharG osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Ihug on Tuesday 18th of January 8:40 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
bastards!!!!!
cut their heads off!!!!
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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Ihug on Wednesday 12th of January 3:33 PM, 2000
Eep, that sounded a bit scary... have they been sending that to all their customers, or just the really high-usage ones?
And just when IHUG started peering off WIX so I could get free traffic to yak too. :P
--TZS
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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Ihug on Wednesday 12th of January 8:29 PM, 2000
It seems that they are sending it to anyone who has done more than about 600 hours in december. I talked to a nice woman today about cancelling my ihug account ( giving them my 30 days notice ), she was not very helpful, insisting that if I wasn't using it for business purposes, I would have no problems.
After asking to be changed to a different person, I eventually got to someone who would let me give them my 30 days notice. I will be either arranging a cable modem connection, or preferably a microwave link to work.
Ihug have had a connection to WIX for a couple of weeks at least now.
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opium Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
hmmm on Tuesday 11th of January 4:33 PM, 2000
ummm, hmmmm. Er, nope. My few weeks of absence obviously havent inspired me to think of anything interesting. Good yodle.
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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
Anti-disestablishmentarianism. on Tuesday 11th of January 8:44 AM, 2000
Lynx rocks!
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Matt_R Mozilla/3.0 (compatible; NetPositive/2.1; BeOS)
Anti-disestablishmentarianism. on Wednesday 26th of January 2:40 PM, 2000
Be Rocks!
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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
OSOAL on Monday 10th of January 7:25 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
So this is the new OSOAL site, obviously if you have any problems you should mail the appropriate people whoever they may be.
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
OSOAL on Monday 10th of January 10:33 AM, 2000 (sw@osoal.org.nz)
Looks good. However, to complete the lameness of user pages, and round out the box set, I think someone needs to start a Lame Poetry page. My vote for this position is George.
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Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
OSOAL on Thursday 13th of January 9:32 PM, 2000 (jorm@jigsaw.net.au)
Well... i've given this situation much thought and decided to curry up gallantry and volunteer. I have some suggestions for catagorisation within the poetry:
+ Drunk Poetry
- Racist Drunk Poetry
- Foul mouthed 2 live crew imitation poetry
+ Bent Poetry
- Groups of words which sound cool
- Racist bent Poetry
+ Poetry Constructed in a sober and straight minded state
- Section under review pending removal
//Satyricon
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
OSOAL on Thursday 13th of January 9:40 PM, 2000
Right, well, they all sound OK by me, however, to be complete, lame poetry requires a "Depressed because I havent got and cant get a girlfriend" or some kind of lame poems you dedicate to the icon girl you will never ever attain....best written while drunk and melancholy. Back to you, George.
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jam outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; I)
Poetry on Thursday 20th of January 5:04 PM, 2000 (jhicks@outpost.net.au)
You and me
Were meant to be together
Making a sex forever
But we're not
So I have gun
And sandwich
And your dog
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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Poetry on Monday 24th of January 4:01 PM, 2000
Wilst du bis der tod euch dog, treu ihr sandwich, fur alle tagen! GUN! GUN!
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Matt outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; U)
OSOAL on Sunday 16th of January 1:52 AM, 2000
shouldnt that be my job?
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maharG httpproxy2.clear.net.nz[203.97.2.247] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
the state of the world.... on Wednesday 5th of January 11:09 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
i just like to say that we the world is still as fucked up as it was last century, and most likely will be for the next 100 years
gee, what a thing to look forward too....
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Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Y2K Compliance on Friday 31st of December 9:52 PM, 1999 (sw@osoal.org.nz)
Dear Sirs,
I am writing to enquire as to the Year 2000 compliance of the OSOAL program "Remain". What will happen to this little gem after Y2K?
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Catch22 cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
Re: Y2K Compliance on Saturday 1st of January 5:17 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
Erk. In the tradition of all the code I write; remain failed
when it really counted. The best thing to do now is to destroy
all the evidence and pretend it never happend.
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ad cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Re: Y2K Compliance on Saturday 1st of January 1:14 AM, 2000 (chaos@godzilla.gen.nz)
yeah, looks broken :)
my 'puters still work though so that's a good thing..
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Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
Re: Y2K Compliance on Saturday 1st of January 4:09 PM, 2000 (sw@osoal.org.nz)
Grrr I wanted the f1r57 p057 of the century =(
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Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: Y2K Compliance on Friday 31st of December 9:54 PM, 1999 (sw@osoal.org.nz)
That doesnt look very compliant to me at all actually.
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Satyricon pool1-20.jigsaw.net.au[203.25.128.86] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.2 IP22)
bent on Tuesday 28th of December 2:54 AM, 1999
Rooty hill. Traffic parses slowly. Asterix. Anti-obelix. Unable to mount root.
Boom boom ley lee. Cousin julianne. Breasts. N1pplez. IRIX. Cunulingus. Traffix parses at moderate rate.
Variables. Scalars. Scales. Nigger. Frenic? Mount Druitt. Eddies annex. Cold breeze of issues and delusion.
Wasted hours. Wasted breath. Wasted life.
Traffic ceases to parse...
//Satyricon Dali
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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (Linux; I)
The time is near.... on Monday 27th of December 9:34 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
26/12/99
<disturbing cult mode>
The ship is almost here, I cannot wait until we can surf on its mighty back to the freedom of eternity.
</disturbing cult mode>
<shaggy mode>
Were done for 'scoob....
</shaggy mode>
<paranoid delusionist mode>
Shotgun .... check.
18 months rations ..... check.
65535 rounds of buckshot ..... check.
cyanide capsules ...... check.
Portable generator ...... check.
Lead Shielding ...... check.
</paranoid delusionist mode>
<wibble>
Wibble.. Wibble, Wibble.
</wibble>
Thank you for your time.
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maharG cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Re: The time is near.... on Monday 27th of December 5:34 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
there once was a lad who went by the name of DeadBeef, and he was, in my honest opinion, quite stark raving mad. in fact, he was so totally out of his tree, that i began to think the he might go postal and open some big juicy cans of whup-ass on us poor sane folks. so, if anyone comes around to your house looking for this said DeadBeef, then just tell them this....
he went mad, so i shot him.
here endeth the sermon.
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Kyhwana nwp-56.world-net.co.nz[202.37.167.56] Lynx/2.8rel.2 SSL-128bit libwww-FM/2.14
Santa on Sunday 26th of December 4:37 AM, 1999 (kyhwana@bison.osoal.org.nz)
Damn! the fat guy got away!
I did nail him a few times with my trusty railgun tho..
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maharG httpproxy2.clear.net.nz[203.97.2.247] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Re: Santa on Monday 27th of December 12:21 AM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
silly... u need to use a wide area effet weapon, something like..... a 15 kiloton nominal yeild tactical nuclear warhead.
or something to that effect....
( i heard it being said in a movie once. )
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Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
The Fuckwit Brothers on Wednesday 22nd of December 10:10 PM, 1999 (sw@outpost.net.au)
Hi Kids ! You like violins ?
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Just noticed this... on Sunday 19th of December 6:39 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
[ db@yak ] [ Sun Dec 19 06:38:34pm ] [ There are 12 days remaining ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
6:38pm up 101 days, 5:15, 3 users, load average: 1.06, 1.01, 1.00
Yay.
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Broom on Sunday 19th of December 4:03 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
2.5 inch exhaust make skyline go loud broom.
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Satyricon pool1-15.jigsaw.net.au[203.25.128.81] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.2 IP22)
THIS is a computer! on Thursday 16th of December 12:37 AM, 1999
Best 500 bucks I ever spent.
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Chris [139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Yay Vengabus on Wednesday 15th of December 12:49 AM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
10:47pm up 100 days, 11:04, 6 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Thats pretty good for a Cyrix 166 that sits in the corner of my lounge room with no case on, that mum has a tendancy to turn off. Although by seeing that, its quite obvious shes ignored it for some time now =)
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Zen Sandwich again.[203.63.144.18] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)
LinuxNet on Tuesday 14th of December 5:51 PM, 1999 (colin@osoal.org.nz)
LinuxNet must be making an impression already, I see Dan got mentioned in this week's InfoTech:
http://www.infotech.co.nz/current/ntlinx.html
--TZS.
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Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Wednesday 1st of December 10:43 PM, 1999 (jorm@jigsaw.net.au)
This is a poem I spontaneously composed and rapped live in front of my work mates after 5 beers. Most people know I'm a cadbury.
I once was living way down south
I was bored, lonely, jolt taste in my mouth
These were the gentle strains of canberra
But now my hood is westside of parra
I spent my days hanging it low
Installing linux firewalls, cause i've got dis know
I hang wit my brothers in rooty hill
My life up here its one big thrill
The bums are smelly, flies around them buzz
One approaches "Can I scab a ciggie cuz?"
I got the westside know-how
The mad networking skills
But this is MY hood
On the westside of seven hills.
I got dis job, I got dis warez
I got nt certs and no cunt cares
I got a housemate who teaches kids
I saw her undies - big brown skids.
Rooty hill, the nigger's home
Just laugh at the 20 year old smackys with their reflective bald dome.
--satyricon
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LINUXIA007 d16.as4.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.90.127.16] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Thursday 2nd of December 6:16 PM, 1999 (finland)
george writing poetry is like the WWWF staging a ballet.......incongruent
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Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/1.22 (compatible; MSIE 2.0d; Windows NT)
Re: Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Sunday 26th of December 7:50 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Like a triangle?
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Re: Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Sunday 5th of December 1:46 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Drunk!
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Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT 5.0)
! on Monday 22nd of November 3:35 PM, 1999 (jorm@jigsaw.net.au)
I hate to say it but win2k server is actually kinda pretty cool. If you have 10k to spend on hardware that is.
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Windows NT haiku on Monday 22nd of November 10:42 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Taken from gnu.org:
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Chris 216-100-153-158.ihug.net[216.100.153.158] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Networking Humour on Tuesday 23rd of November 11:55 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
A host is a host,
From coast to coast,
And nobody talks to a host thats close,
Unless the host that isnt close,
Is busy, hung or dead.
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Satyricon pitt-access-04-216.sydney.magna.com.au[203.111.60.216] Mozilla/3.0 (compatible; NetPositive/2.1; BeOS)
dsjhk on Sunday 21st of November 8:53 PM, 1999
dsfgsdfgdsf
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Opium p40-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.168] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Saturday 20th of November 7:44 PM, 1999
Once upon a time there was a happy screwdriver... from bongo bongo land
Not a very special screwdriver. 6mm slot-head. Not very long. Pretty default.
By and by it came to be that the default happy screwdriver needed to build a big chocolate house.
He wanted to build it out of wood, like most houses. Sept he wanted it to be a chocolate house.
So he went to the sad material scientist and knocked on his door...
"knock knock" said the scrwedriver as it bashed its head against the door
Eventually the door opened and the sad material scientist invited him in to his house for tea, scones, and gummy bears (the small ones, not the big giant Robin Cook lookalike ones that you're probably thinking of)
"Thank you" said happy screwdriver and followed that literary brilliance with a well placed question in accordance with commonly accepted social guidelines...
"Can you please make me some wood out of chocolate?"
"yes"
And with that, and with some other stuff, happy screwdriver left with his pile of chocolate wood and went back to his plot to start building his house...
He worked day and night, hammering and gluing and shit and it came to be that he was almost finished... bar one screw (the KEY screw!) which had to be put in the middle of the house perfectly or the whole thing would fall down...
It was really cool cause the screw was.
Unfortunately the screw was a square drive, so happy screwdriver was pissed. Major time. He got his next door neighbour to hold her finger on the KEY screw place until he returned from his friends house...
"knock knock" said the rocks that happy screwdriver threw against angry robertson drive screwdrivers door (he learnt from last time after hurting his head some what)
To cut a short story even shorter, the screw driver answered the door, they said some stuff, and happy screwdriver convinced him to come back to his house and do up the KEY screw in his chocolate wood house
Angry robertson drive screwdriver climbed up to the top of the house and put the screw in to the pilot hole, and started to turn (relieving happy screwdrivers neighbours finger)
The screw went deeper and deeper the more he turned, while happy screwdriver waited on the ground
And then something fuck-off bad happened. The enter house made a big woosh sound and collapsed flat o nthe ground in a big pile of brown sludge
Happy screwdriver called out for angry robertson drive screwdriver but got no reply. Hense he deduced he was dead. Big time.
Happy screwdriver was happy he didnt die, and bought a pre made house made out of proper wood and lived hapily ever after. He could see why angry robertson drive was so angry. He was dead. And hapy screwdriver was alive. I think there's somethign in taht for all of us...
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Re: ! on Sunday 21st of November 9:15 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Hey its wide open for a sequel, we didnt get to see the rotting corpse of the square drive screw driver guy, so he'll be back, and worse than ever.
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maharG b001-m001-p052.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.52] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
Re: ! on Sunday 21st of November 10:49 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
you'll be dead!!!!
dying, even....
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SW p19-max35.syd.ihug.com.au[203.109.239.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
The Poll on Tuesday 16th of November 6:58 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Hey, I quite like reading JonKatz's articles :P
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DeadBeef cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686)
yay fortune on Friday 12th of November 2:50 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I/O, I/O,
It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O...
-- fortune
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Opium p40-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.168] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: yay fortune on Saturday 20th of November 8:04 PM, 1999
hehe
- Opium
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
quake haiku on Tuesday 9th of November 8:58 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I found this at http:/ /www.planetquake.com/que/haiku/haiku.htm:
Dancing shotgun guy
Don't you see that I'm glowing?
Quad rocket for you
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
Re: quake haiku on Tuesday 9th of November 11:50 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
now that's class
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SW p27-max20.syd.ihug.com.au[206.17.108.27] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: quake haiku on Tuesday 9th of November 3:48 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
I'll take two thanks
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maharG lan42.osoal.lan[192.168.0.170] Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
nuthin on Wednesday 3rd of November 10:23 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
i wanted to do this, coz i can
its so much fun, not
peice
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SW 216-100-153-190.ihug.net[216.100.153.190] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Re: nuthin on Wednesday 3rd of November 11:53 PM, 1999 (sw@osoal.org.nz)
Sing like a dickhead, and dance like a duck
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maharG b001-m005-p001.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.1] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Re: nuthin on Sunday 7th of November 10:07 PM, 1999 (yay@yay)
do i get paid for it, or is it all for charity?
i wanna get rich....
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SW [203.109.133.186] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: nuthin on Monday 8th of November 3:17 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
It's all for the nookie.............
......and if thats not an incentive, I don't know WHAT is ! Yours today for only $29.95 ! (Postage & Handling not included)
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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
- on Sunday 31st of October 12:27 AM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
nice
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Chris 216-100-153-158.ihug.net[216.100.153.158] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Higher, higher..... on Saturday 30th of October 2:16 AM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
I'll have what shes having.
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SW p24-max40.syd.ihug.com.au[216.132.32.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
! on Wednesday 27th of October 4:25 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Fuck me.......$18 for 12 minutes to NZ, and you talked to Khollie and I for a bit over a half hour, at what I would guess to be around the same pricing......jesus.
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k d11.as0.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.90.110.139] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: ! on Wednesday 27th of October 9:03 PM, 1999 (k)
ITS NOT JESUS, YA DUMMY....ITS THE PHONE COMPANY!
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Opium p26-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.90] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: ! on Friday 29th of October 10:58 AM, 1999
jesus.
he built my phone company.
it's a love affair.
mainly jesus,
and my telecom.
yeah fuck it
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katia d46.as2.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.0.225.174] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
the evil wretched phone companies on Wednesday 27th of October 4:54 AM, 1999 (katia@whatever.com)
Hello,
I telephoned NZ one night and spoke to dear sweet opie (he's really a pervert) and the ever good Sir Deadbeef (I'm not sure what he really is)
I spoke for 12 minutes and it was $18.00. That is over a dollar a minute. Why so expensive, I ask?
I, for one, can think of no good reason. So, I propose blowing up the phone companies instead of the silly trains. The phone lines
should be free to all who would care to abuse them. Besides, if there were no monetary restrictions, I could telephone each and everyone of you
whenever I pleased (does anyone know gareth's phone number?). I know my calls would greatly enhance your lives. So, I am now taking bids
for the job of blowing up the phone company. All interested parties drop me a line.
Sincerely,
HRH Katia
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: the evil wretched phone companies on Friday 29th of October 10:40 PM, 1999
Actually, I do have Gareths phone number... I have even spoken to him on the telephone.
I will not give it to you, for fear of my life, and the lives of my families, and my family pets, and their families...
and he'll probably have his number specially changed now he knows I know.
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Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Lynx/2.8.1pre.9 libwww-FM/2.14
Re: the evil wretched phone companies on Thursday 28th of October 7:02 PM, 1999 (jorm@jigsaw.net.au)
......Or I could give you a phoneaway card and you could do it free.
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Matt aus-202-56.static.satnet.com.au[203.109.202.56] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (WinNT; I)
there's a bomb on this train on Tuesday 26th of October 2:03 PM, 1999
im sick of these bomb threats. next time i want a bomb threat like in speed. get home really quick :)
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SW p45-max37.syd.ihug.com.au[206.18.106.109] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: there's a bomb on this train on Tuesday 26th of October 4:10 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
I think seeing just *one* real one would make it alllllllllllllllllllllll worthwhile.....The next stop is Thirroul, where this train will terminate *explode* Passengers are advised to not join this train.
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Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Lynx/2.8.1pre.9 libwww-FM/2.14
Re: there's a bomb on this train on Tuesday 26th of October 4:48 PM, 1999 (jorm@jigsaw.net.au)
Train to Blacktown, first stop seven hills... This train is due to depart, please look out the left hand window to see some hot catholic school girls. (pheer parra station)
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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
not yay? on Sunday 24th of October 4:03 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
i see that my previous attempts to liven this place up failed.
therefore, i will have to kill u all with my boomstick.
feel my pellets, heathen peasants!!!!!
DIE!
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Shakesbeare p5-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.69] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: not yay? on Sunday 24th of October 6:21 PM, 1999
OUCH! that hurt you bastard! but aha! we are not dead yet!!
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SW 216-100-153-169.ihug.net[216.100.153.169] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Re: not yay? on Monday 25th of October 11:48 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
woohoo, other people posted, i thought we were all unoffcially boycotting the comments page or something, and i didnt wanna break it, it kinda reminded me of #idle
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maharG b002-m005-p016.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.202.15] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
? on Monday 18th of October 10:50 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
well, i'm bored, so i decided to lighten up everyones life.
DRINK BEER!!!!
thats all i'm gonna say bout daht....
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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
re:depressive on Wednesday 13th of October 2:35 AM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com)
hmmm depression....depression....some bits have fallen off..
more depression.....79 days left....depression....
yeah dig it!..........prozac.....depression.....
slighty more than before......depression.....
this could be alarming......depression...
shite.......depression............
ahhh here's my gun.....happy {:)
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sdfsfasdfasdf asd asdf asdfsdf cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (LINUX; I)
no subject on Sunday 10th of October 10:50 PM, 1999 (asdfsfas@sdfsdf,s,f,s...sdf.)
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
asdfasdfa
sfasfasdf
asdfasfsdfsdf
sdfsdfdsaaserergsdf
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maharG b002-m004-p009.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.201.200] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Re: no subject on Monday 11th of October 11:40 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
nice.
no, really, i mean it
hehehehehhe
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 12th of October 1:12 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
you talk the talk but do you walk the walk?
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Opium p50-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.114] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 12th of October 9:50 PM, 1999
send me all your poultry
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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (LINUX; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 12th of October 10:21 PM, 1999 (you know where)
or i will kill you like the dog u are!!!!
yeah, or else too
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david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
hour of power on Sunday 10th of October 1:21 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
hour of power is bad
i cant remember how many times i threw up.
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Catch22 cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
Re: hour of power on Sunday 10th of October 1:46 PM, 1999 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
Broadcast message from llama Sun Oct 10 13:44:40 1999...
Its time for vomit: 4
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maharG b001-m003-p032.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.160] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 12:29 AM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
i hereby wish to express my deepest anger and resentment over the fact that i didnt get any hooter-action at the indigo bar.
i also wish to announce that me and kathleen are no longer going out with each other.
and all i want to do is to drink shooters, and get me some hooter action
god-damn, all i wanna do is live.....
all i wanna do is live....
ALL I WANNA DO IS LIVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!!.
yeah.
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 1:35 PM, 1999
Goddamn boy!
I told you, you shoulda come last night!
There was hooter-action as far as the eye could see!
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katia d23.as0.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.90.110.151] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 3:17 AM, 1999 (katia)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
Re: lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 8:51 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
im guessing that its nice to know that some people have morals????
am i right???
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
Snak! on Thursday 7th of October 6:49 PM, 1999 (satyricon@dayrom.com.au)
I got a fucken snake man!
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
no subject on Monday 4th of October 9:27 PM, 1999
More Awesome Hard Dance/Rock Music night at Indigo this Friday night!
$2 Tap Beers!
Stuff like Tool, Rammstein, Chemical Brothers, Korn, Prodigy, Fat Boy Slim, NIN, Faith No More, all the good stuff! :)
You should go.
Cheap Beer!
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Catch22 cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
no spam on Tuesday 5th of October 10:32 AM, 1999 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
More Awesome Sitting Down/Doing nothing at the the Shed this Friday night
$1.25 Stubbie Beers!
Stuff like Leonard Cohen, NiN, Pink Floyd, Stabbing Westward, Tool, all of my CD collection! :|
I dont really care if you go.
My Beer!
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
Re: no spam on Wednesday 6th of October 11:39 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
would you like a beer?
welcome the coming of spring
or some shit like that
listening to tunez
everything is fuzzy now
i can't feel my face
curled over in pain
bringing forth foul substances
offerings for baal
drinking in the shed
is there better things than this
i suspect there is
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Chris p20-max28.syd.ihug.com.au[206.17.110.20] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no spam on Tuesday 5th of October 1:45 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Do you dominate the music when yer pissed Gareth? I do, and everyone else gets pissed off.
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maharG b001-m006-p051.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.115] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
Re: no spam on Wednesday 6th of October 10:37 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
i would be the guy coming at you with a rusty spoon....
"here spleeeeeennnnn.......come to, PAPA!!!!"
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maharG b001-m004-p020.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.212] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Re: no subject on Monday 4th of October 11:17 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
please, no shooters....
icant handle the pain anymore.....
;~
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Opium p33-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.225] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 5th of October 8:36 PM, 1999
SHOOTERS!!!
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 5:27 PM, 1999
HOOTERS!!!
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maharG b001-m005-p004.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 10:03 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
i hope there is hooters there......
i was lied to the last time i was there, and what happened????
no freakin'hooters, thats what.
and i want hooters, goddammit.....
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Chris p84-max42.syd.ihug.com.au[216.132.32.216] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 7:44 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
shudup ami, you're just trying to be cool
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 11:28 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
HOOTERS!
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Opium p6-max11.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.6] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Friday 8th of October 9:27 AM, 1999
HOOTERS!!!
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Opium cf3k-1.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.181] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
no subject on Monday 4th of October 5:20 PM, 1999
just when yer in the midst of thinking how life can sometime turn out good and good things can happen to make it better, you realise yer just being stupid because stupid fucking things can piss you off and make you fucked off at everything all over again
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Opium p5-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.197] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 3rd of October 7:54 PM, 1999
wb
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
haiku on Friday 24th of September 12:43 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
spring breeze through the trees
no horoscopes for this week
disappointment reigns
blossoms greet the sun
I suck at doing projects
I am far too slack
new warmth beckons all
I can't wait for it to end
I need a stiff drink
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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Re: haiku on Sunday 3rd of October 11:47 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
very cool
it moved me
no really, it did
sorry, this has no logical point
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
Re: haiku on Wednesday 6th of October 11:42 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
you'll pay for that dearly
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Disturbing(!) on Wednesday 22nd of September 1:14 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
[ db@cow ] [ Wed Sep 22 01:09:41am ] [ There are 100 days remaining ]
[ ~ ]$ wine uata66-d.exe
Could not stat /mnt/fd0, ignoring drive A:
PKSFX (R) FAST! Self Extract Utility Version 2.04g 02-01-93
Copr. 1989-1993 PKWARE Inc. All Rights Reserved. Registered version
PKSFX Reg. U.S. Pat. and Tm. Off.
Searching EXE: H:/HOME/DB/UATA66-D.EXE
Inflating: UATA66.EXE
Inflating: UATA66.TXT
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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Konqueror/1.1.1
Fsck on Tuesday 21st of September 4:37 AM, 1999
fuck me this brwoser is ugly
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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: Fsck on Wednesday 13th of October 2:31 AM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)
Meethinks you have been looking in the mirror again...
oh glorious ISP..{:p
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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
life on mars on Sunday 19th of September 3:23 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
this post had nothing at all to do wiht life on mars;, i just heard the phrase on the radio, and i thought that it might make a nice subject.
anywho, i am now living at my parents palce for the time being, and already i am enjoying the freedom.
this is for anyone who might be interested in my problems.
kay, bye now
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katia as1-dial21.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.90.110.148] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: life on mars on Sunday 19th of September 11:07 PM, 1999 (katia)
I'm still angry with you
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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
anger on Monday 20th of September 10:20 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
fear leads to anger
anger leads to hatred
hatres leads to the darkside of the force
please dont be angry with me, u have to understand that i had no choice, and that i feel just as angry as u do, if not more so.
thats all i'm going to say about that.
takecarenowbyebye
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Opium www-cache.mcs.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.2.100] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; OSF1 V4.0 alpha; Nav)
Re: life on mars on Sunday 19th of September 7:02 PM, 1999
that's nice, but do you have one of these...
<insert object>
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SW 216-100-153-209.ihug.net[216.100.153.209] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: life on mars on Monday 20th of September 1:31 AM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
What the fuck is this?
[en] (X11; I; OSF1 V4.0 alpha; Nav)
What the hell weer you using Opie? OpieOS?
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Zen Sandwich qoon.hsnz.co.nz[203.97.231.45] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT)
Re: life on mars on Tuesday 21st of September 10:47 AM, 1999 (colin@osoal.org.nz)
> What the fuck is this?
> [en] (X11; I; OSF1 V4.0 alpha; Nav)
> What the hell weer you using Opie? OpieOS?
Looks like Digital Unix running on an Alpha workstation. :)
mmmm... real unix workstations... *drool*
--TZS.
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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
Re: life on mars on Monday 20th of September 5:14 PM, 1999
Isnt that some sort of dec alpha unix?
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Opium p45-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.173] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: life on mars on Monday 20th of September 10:11 AM, 1999
hehe
uni puter
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Lynx/2.8rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
FTP on Thursday 16th of September 11:53 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
ftp has been re-enabled on yak after installing a patched version of proftpd.
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Zen Sandwich qoon.hsnz.co.nz[203.97.231.45] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT)
Re: FTP on Friday 17th of September 10:57 AM, 1999 (colin@osoal.org.nz)
Which should last until next week's exploit, at least... kinda annoying when the main reason for changing from wu-ftpd was the weekly releases of new exploits making that source tree difficult to trust anymore. :P
--Colin.
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sad maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Lucky; the final chapter on Wednesday 15th of September 6:38 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
THE VERY UNOFFICIAL OSOAL TRIBUTE TO MY FRIEND, LUCKY.
At 7:15, 13 September, my friend and companion Lucky the Border Collie-cross was put down. I would like the world to know that I tried my very very best to keep him alive, but I was given no choice, no options, and no way out to keep the poor fellow alive and breathing. After the heinous event, I took him back to where I live, (with my girlfriend and her murdering family), and proceeded to give him the one last thing that he deserved, a place to rest. I was beyond thinking, totally enraged, and I coudnt give a shit about my girlfriends Mothers front yard. I suppose I should have been more composed, but when the Murdering Bizzatch Mother came out to confront me, I let go of my anger and hatred, (and succumed to the dark-side of the force).
There was screaming and yelling and bitter words, to the point that the Mother went off in the car crying, and me still digging the hole for my good, kind dog. I know I said some very bad things, and that I should have conducted myself with composure, but fuck that. I was angry, hurt and fucked off, and so I took it out on my ememy, the murdering bastards. And, i dont regret a thing. I knew I was doing the right thing for my dog, and giving him a bit of respect.
In the end, I calmed down, and realised that putting him in the fron yard was not the right thing to do, even though I was beyond caring about doing the right thing. So, i wrapped him in a blanket, and took him to the river, where I waded out into mid-stream, and laid him down to rest.
So, to Lucky, the best Dog anyone could ask for, please dont think bad thoughts of me, I did try my best for you, and even in the end, I still fought for your right to a proper resting place. I hope that the wisdom and power of the river will keep you safe in the journey that you will now take, and I hope that you Rest In Peace.
Always remembering you...
Graham
xox
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katia as1-dial21.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.90.110.148] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: Lucky; the final chapter on Sunday 19th of September 11:06 PM, 1999 (katia)
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW ANGRY THIS POST MADE ME.....
THREE FACTS OF LIFE:
1. YOU NEVER EVER KILL YOUR DOG, I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCE
2. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOUR MOTHER IN LAW THINKS, ANYWAY
3. ALL PEOPLE ARE DESPICIBLE CREATURES WHO SHOULD BE EATEN BY WOLVES
THAT IS ALL FOR NOW,
TOTALLY DISGUSTED,
KATIA
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: Lucky; the final chapter on Sunday 19th of September 11:59 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
timber or arctic?
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Matt 216-100-153-136.ihug.net[216.100.153.136] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT 5.0)
Win2000 on Saturday 11th of September 1:07 PM, 1999
wow. it works
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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Re: Win2000 on Wednesday 15th of September 6:23 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
how could you!!! u bad, bad person.... why, someone should smack your bottom young fellow for using such heathen tools of the devil!!!!!
a plauge upon your O/S, and all of its demon 'windows exception' spawn!!!
disclaimer-----[sorry 'bout that, it was the little voices in my head that made me do it..]
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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
OpenBSD! on Monday 13th of September 7:14 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
Yay, it works better.
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Shakesbeare p49-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.113] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
ooooer on Saturday 11th of September 2:16 PM, 1999
If it works for you it works for me baby
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Opium p8-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.136] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: ooooer on Saturday 11th of September 5:12 PM, 1999
oo, and if it works for you it... hmm, no i cant really finish that up
:)
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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
the saga continues.... on Tuesday 7th of September 7:39 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
the fight over the dog continues....
i am at war wiht my girlfriends mother over my god, and BY GODS!!!!!!
i shall overcome all adversity.
the jist of the story is, i have a dog, the my girlfriend wanted is the first place, and now wants nothing to do wiht it.
therefor, i am the sole protector of the dog. her mother wants the dog gone by next monday, and today is tuesday. there is no hope in finding him a home, as he is very excitiable, and can get aggressive, but all he really wants is a little attention and love.
he is a 11 month old border-collie-cross, named Lucky.
but he wont be lucky for very long.
until next tyme....
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Re: the saga continues.... on Thursday 9th of September 8:46 PM, 1999
OK, I would feel just dirty and wrong, if I didn't continue giving you advice that you never listen too....
DUMP THE BITCH AND MOVE OUT!
:)
Would it help if I started a petition?
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: the saga continues.... on Wednesday 8th of September 12:32 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
I'm sorry. How sad!
maybe she should have started out small,
maybe a pet rock or something.
tragic.
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maharG b001-m002-p047.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.111] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
Re: the saga continues.... on Friday 10th of September 6:02 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)
yep. starting small would have been a good idea, but she never did listen to me....
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: the saga continues.... on Tuesday 7th of September 11:25 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
LOL!!!!
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Satyricon modem66-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.69] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
Hmmm on Monday 6th of September 4:59 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
In the name of charity and goodwill (tm) id like to apologise for my hostile posts and make peace with my taunters.
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mobtek modem51-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.54] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: Hmmm on Friday 10th of September 12:07 PM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)
I agree with Opium,
Fuck you Satyricon...and where the fuck is my sparc
you thieving goit!!!! [;P
ps. his mothers name is Betty....says it all really!
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Opium p8-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.136] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Hmmm on Friday 10th of September 2:14 PM, 1999
hmm, i always thought you were satyricon.
so there's two of you? two whole seperate people!?
woah
i need to lie down for a while...
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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: Hmmm on Monday 13th of September 3:37 AM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)
yes at the risk of going against popular belief I am not...
repeat not! one of Saty's bots...[;P
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Opium p38-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.38] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Hmmm on Monday 6th of September 2:05 PM, 1999
hey fuck you man!!!!!
:)
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Catch22 cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
actIV on Sunday 5th of September 2:08 AM, 1999 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
Are you wanting MORE, but getting LESS?
Are you seeing DOUBLE, both the SAME THING?
Are you the EARLY bird in the LATE SHIFT?
If you even bothered to answer the questions above, you need One Short Of A Llama's patented formula: ActIV
'Cause without it you may die (or not)
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katia dlp61.middle.eri.net[207.90.110.189] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: actIV on Monday 6th of September 6:57 PM, 1999 (katia)
I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACES......I WANT FACES....MORE FACES!!!! AND WHERE IS DEADBEEF DRUID???? i WANT DEADBEEF DRUID!!!!!
NOT THAT I'M BEING DEMANDING OR ANYTHING...
JINKIES
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Shakesbeare p56-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.248] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: actIV on Monday 6th of September 7:34 PM, 1999
There ARE faces silly
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
Re: actIV on Monday 6th of September 8:46 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
I've never been open about it before but I love you shelley.
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Shakesbeare p22-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.150] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
are you my destiny? words I've never dared to say on Monday 6th of September 9:23 PM, 1999
I love you too, will you marry me?
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
Re: are you my destiny? words I've never dared to say on Tuesday 7th of September 4:44 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
Sorry im having a net rel with Amy ATM. She gives mad good cyber.
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Shakesbeare p48-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.48] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: are you my destiny? words I've never dared to say on Tuesday 7th of September 7:04 AM, 1999
Well what can I say? I can't compete with Amy, so now I'll search for the glue that can glue the pieces of my shattered heart together again. I will cry myself to sleep at night because I can't have my one true love. But I shall not be bitter...if you love someone set them free....fly away and know that I loved you
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Re: are you my destiny? words I've never dared to say on Thursday 9th of September 8:50 PM, 1999
Red Bull Gives You Wings!!!
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david@osoal.org.nz akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: are you my destiny? words I've never dared to say on Thursday 9th of September 11:29 PM, 1999
wings for protection against leakage?
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MEL cache2.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.6] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
no subject on Sunday 5th of September 1:06 AM, 1999
Just a note to all to say I am still alive, just not kicking much.....
Life in Auckland is Boring and I'd like to move to Wellington to play with gauged eyes and gin. Thankyou
And I love you all
bahahahaha whaattta trip
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Morons... on Friday 3rd of September 6:08 PM, 1999
Will someone please tell that fucking idiot that this comments page should not be used for blatantly pasting IRC logs?
I mean who the fuck reads those things anyway?
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Shakesbeare p6-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.198] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Morons... on Friday 3rd of September 7:18 PM, 1999
i think you did just tell him :P
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Satyricon eleven.cafesydney.net[203.18.58.111] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; MSN 2.5; Windows 98; DigExt)
Re: Morons... on Friday 3rd of September 9:22 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
If anyone's a moron its 'blatently' you you fucking cum guzzling gutter queen.
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Re: Morons... on Saturday 4th of September 10:13 AM, 1999
Poor grammar and punctuation will get you nowhere.
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: Morons... on Saturday 4th of September 2:30 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
Look dear, I know you had a suck alot of cock to get your static IP and all, just don't be jealous because i'm capable of proper employment. Nitpicking and cum guzzling wont get you far, sucking cock will get you a small way, but from what i've heard you're not even very skilled at it.
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Opium p32-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.160] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Morons... on Friday 3rd of September 10:42 PM, 1999
as much as i love you bgeorge, and as much as my comments are uterly pointless and uninteresting also, i do believe irclogs.osoal.org.nz is the prefered place for irc logs
i would understand if you requested a lame.poetic.failures.osoal.org.nz place to be started up though
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maharG b001-m002-p047.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.111] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
Re: Morons... on Friday 10th of September 6:06 PM, 1999 (yay@yay.yay)
hear hear!!!
or something...
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Opium p8-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.136] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Morons... on Saturday 11th of September 12:41 AM, 1999
hare here!
20% off!
$5 sucky sucky!
(i soooo stole that joke :)
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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
hehe the bits i forgot on Thursday 2nd of September 4:30 AM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)
satyricon| my craptop runs redcrap, so I cant debian nazi you all
satyricon| sod
Dogcow wonders how dbt made it out of primary school
satyricon| heh
pho| satyricon: nah, it's related to dbt-aint-got-no-balls
satyricon| pho: ahh in the juvenilius circumsizius family?
satyricon| most seem more concerned with if you're fun, rich,
intelligent and have a large pack of meat
satyricon| hahaha
satyricon| dependancies failed
satyricon| fucking cunt openbsd box
satyricon| ill give it dependancies!
satyricon| this's gotta be a record
satyricon| 11 minutes to load the gimp
satyricon| mm
satyricon| im more of a geek than a hacker
satyricon| so clug interests me way more than defcon or whatever
satyricon| defcon is prententious kids writing silly overflows
for the daemons we spend hours writing at clug
* satyricon returns from dirty billy's booze hut
satyricon| jesus I get drunk easy
satyricon| not even a whole bottle and im swaying
Shra| oh well satyr.. least it's cheaper
satyricon| I can goto a pub with $20
satyricon| and come out off my tits utterly
satyricon| yeah cadburies
satyricon| glass and a half
satyricon| we got all the sexual ones
satyricon| like slipper nipple
CybrDmge| beer is so gradual
Shra| er it
satyricon| cock sucking cowboy
satyricon| all that shit
satyricon| "teeeheeeeeeeee chicken breast teeeheeeeee breast"
CybrDmge| smoking bongs is bad
CybrDmge| i gave up cause i was failing everything
satyricon| yeah
satyricon| one day
Shra| ditto
satyricon| im going to get on the full dole
satyricon| and just smoke cones and code
g^style| Cybr: it doesnt make you stop werking heh that is your motivation :P
satyricon| and be totally inert
satyricon| and love it
CybrDmge| ah the midnight munchies .... hehehe
satyricon| mmmm
satyricon| im nearly done this cider
satyricon| time for a new one in a second
satyricon| and ill get some jatz and cheap camember
satyricon| the tism is cranking, #teens is wanking, the cider is downing fast
satyricon| im way in the groove, not going to move, thinking bout bong sessions past
satyricon| WOO
satyricon| FEER MY POEN
satyricon| brb
CybrDmge| some dick is trying to tell me that fbsd is more
secure than obsd
satyricon| anal rape him
it might be said that I have quoted out of context....
yeah so what of it [;P
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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
more Saty on Thursday 2nd of September 4:16 AM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)
hehe {:P
satyricon| rotfl
CybrDmge| hrmmm dogcow don't tell me u hang out in #teens ?
ellie| there's one like this me@yourplace.com
satyricon| < sLaCk^AsS> ALERT!! I Need Sex! !!ALERT
ellie| you guys are probably cybering in #teens
satyricon| HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
satyricon| feer #teens
satyricon| cybering?
satyricon| whassat/
ellie| that explains the silence
CybrDmge| i have never been there and never will go there
satyricon| or we COULD be doing something technical...
satyricon| I go there all the time its a fantastic laugh
ellie| and what makes u ppl superior
satyricon| errrr
satyricon| who said we were superior?
CybrDmge| hrmmm
***rcd (reformed@vw-8201.box1.org) has joined #2600
***Phroggy (cowls@203.87.88.28445) has joined #2600
ellie| well ur attitude..it's damn obvious
CybrDmge| oh but saty we are like gods ... didn't u know ;]
satyricon| I forgot dude
satyricon| im k-leet
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ellie| yah NEtGod only..
satyricon| netgod?
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satyricon| you make less sense than a phillipino BDSM flick
ellie| without the net and putas..ur humanbeings.
satyricon| what's a humanbeing?
ellie| i guess u have not found out.
CybrDmge| no ... i'm a god
Dogcow| and without a brain you might be tolerable, ellie
satyricon| nah
satyricon| haha
CybrDmge| hehe
ellie| i never get what u say
satyricon| are you like some chick who gives dbt cybererotica?
Dogcow| my point exactly
ellie| guess god talks like that
the boy needs to get out more *grin*
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Shakesbeare p7-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.199] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 31st of August 10:34 PM, 1999
Jenna had a little poem, little poem, little poem
Jenna had a little poem
It's text was black on white
And everywhere that Jenna went
Her gouged out eyes did not
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jenna dlp17.middle.eri.net[207.90.110.145] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
opie on Tuesday 31st of August 10:23 PM, 1999 (jenna)
There once was a man named Simon,
to his lady he offered his heart and a diamond
But alas she declined, and to help him unwind,
he drinks gin straight from the bottle
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: opie on Tuesday 31st of August 11:12 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
bahahahahahahaha
gin!
it's true!!
bahahaha
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Opium p32-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.160] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
I call this poem, "Jenna" on Tuesday 31st of August 10:12 PM, 1999
Shes coming down the hall, shes gonna hit you with her stick
a freshly starched uniform looking rather spick
no red cross service medal will you see around her neck,
shes gonna toss the crazies in a mincer, just outside the deck
the ordilies are in the bathroom, washing Mr Knowl
while jenna comes a'storming in, with her 4 foot pole,
she wacks him twice behind the head, it really is a pleasure
then one more wack straight to the groin, just for good measure
but one day she did turn her back, and much to her surprise
a crazy jumped right on her back and gouged out both her eyes
and now young jenna cant see more than 2 inches before her face
so blindly swipes from side to side at 20 times the pace
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Satyricon modem10-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.13] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Hax0r rangers in space! on Monday 30th of August 1:49 PM, 1999 (netbsdranger@hax0r_rangers.com)
< v0rt_> then lets code saty
< Satyricon> dude
< Satyricon> lets make a TV show
< v0rt_> k
< Satyricon> the mighty coding hax0r rangers
< v0rt_> can we have naked chicks ?
< Satyricon> BLACK TEAM POWER UP!
< Satyricon> COBOL ONLINE!
< paladin`> yell hack the planet alot in your show
< Satyricon> PERL ONLINE TEAM LEADER!
< Satyricon> C++ ONLINE ALPHA!
< paladin`> haha
< Satyricon> rotfl
< v0rt_> hahahh
< Satyricon> and we can have like t00lz
< Satyricon> that we fight the evil .govs with
< paladin`> mighty coding h4x0r rangers in space
< Satyricon> power up imapd sploit!
< fraggy> hahaha
< paladin`> would you use newtons as like hax0r weapons
< Satyricon> I bags being Zer0_Cool
< Satyricon> yeah man
< Satyricon> blast him with IR mac ranger!
< Satyricon> OK Sun ranger
< Satyricon> SGI ranger, power up those 3d graphics bombs!
< paladin`> hahahaa
< Satyricon> this is an elite idea
< Satyricon> im gonna do it
< Satyricon> and we can have the evil rangers
< Satyricon> commanded by queen FUD
< fraggy> hhaha
< paladin`> hahaha
< Satyricon> like intel ranger and packard bell ranger
< Satyricon> OH NO! intel ranger has a new CPU tracking patch!
* fraggy flips channel to pbs and waits for the new show.....
< paladin`> queen FUD and evil gaypee, the man with no testicles
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SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: Hax0r rangers in space! on Monday 30th of August 3:02 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
christ thats lame.
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Opium p51-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.243] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Hax0r rangers in space! on Monday 30th of August 3:19 PM, 1999
whatever happened to irclogs.osoal.org.nz ? :P
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686; Nav)
Re: Not Hax0r rangers in space! on Monday 30th of August 6:58 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Hahah the chanserv log rocks.
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686; Nav)
FTP on Monday 30th of August 10:05 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
ftp is disabled on yak ( and all the other machines I administer ) until there is a patch available for the root exploits for pretty much all of the major ftpd's made available yesterday.
The files in the ftp area are available at http://ftp.osoal.org.nz/ at all times.
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SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: FTP on Monday 30th of August 1:15 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Do people try to hack yak alot then? or is it all just extreme paranoia?
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686; Nav)
Re: FTP on Monday 30th of August 7:13 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
[ root@yak ] [ Mon Aug 30 07:04:55pm ]
[ /var/log ]# grep DENY messages >> denylog
[ root@yak ] [ Mon Aug 30 07:05:04pm ]
[ /var/log ]# ls -l denylog
-rw------- 1 root root 2590363 Aug 30 19:04 denylog
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SW 216-100-153-157.ihug.net[216.100.153.157] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)
FUCKIGN YES!!!!!!!!!!!! on Sunday 29th of August 5:54 AM, 1999 (chrism@iamafuckingladykiller.com)
FUCKEN PH33R! I FUCKEN GOT WITH DANIELLA!! AND FUCKEN GOT HER NUMBER. FUCKEN YES. I FUCKEN 0WN J00!!!!!!
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Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
thought this was pretty cool on Saturday 28th of August 10:30 PM, 1999
"Our father,
I am changing. I am trying to get a grip. My tastes are differant (I actually like onions) But im not content, so in other words, I feel the need to rock fools. Always healthy, always on the winning team. Embracing all that is metal, especially the tight pitting parts that come together to tolerate zero. That is power. Hair is in, tattoos are bigger, training is the answer. Sharpening literary skills so i can play the game but never forgetting that words aren't the answer. Years on this road now heading to the eye. Listening to beats & throwing freestyles for fun. A century a week is my bottom bracket. Disc up front, vee in the rear, full spench. Building wheels so i can learn more about myself. Running double rights and a shit load of stretching. These things are important to me. Be prepared.
AMEN, T.C. 999"
- Timmy C., Rage Against The Machine
www.ratm.com
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PS p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: thought this was pretty cool on Saturday 28th of August 10:31 PM, 1999
thank god for knowing the root password. It took three edits to get that post right hehe
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Friday.... on Saturday 28th of August 12:57 PM, 1999
Hey!
Where'd you guys go?!?
I leave you alone for 5 mnutes.....
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Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Friday.... on Saturday 28th of August 10:35 PM, 1999
mm, sorry.
we werent as excited by the second band, and you seemed to be gone forever so had no idea when you were coming back. Obviously you were gonna be quite abit longer cause we didnt see you on the walk back down cuba mall :P Well, not that you had to go down cuba mall i guess. anyway...
tell tim his band rocks, as does his hair and trousers
tell him he needs sunglasses and a deer skull mounted to his microphone though
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SW port-100.wol2.1earth.net[203.35.129.100] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: Friday.... on Sunday 29th of August 11:51 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
He could probably also do with a lobotomy.
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Re: Friday.... on Sunday 29th of August 12:37 PM, 1999
Hehehe, righto.
We walked back along Taranaki street. We just went home to go get something.
The third band really sucked, anyway. So you didn't miss anything.
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Satyricon modem10-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.13] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: Friday.... on Sunday 29th of August 9:23 PM, 1999 (jorm@debian.org)
Fuck I really dislike you.
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SW port-100.wol2.1earth.net[203.35.129.100] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: Friday.... on Sunday 29th of August 11:48 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
This is one of those rare occasions where I agree.
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Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
more mindless dribble for your already dribbling minds on Thursday 26th of August 11:10 PM, 1999
you used to pull teeth and put them under your pillow.
and you used to wake up at 6:00 each christmas morning to open presents: the smell of pine needles
and you used to play on the beach. make cars out of sand. put some shells around the bottom for good measure.
ice creams on the way home. careful not to drip on the car.
so youve gotta eat it quickly but you want to eat it slowly cause it tastes so good
sand in bread. your teeth will thank you later. playing in some grotty sweerage infested stream.
there wasnt any other stream around.
youd come home from school and watch television. have dinner. watch more television then go to bed.
fish and chips occasional fridays. 1 scoop of chips and a hot dog. tomato sauce on the side.
eat them in the lounge with a slice of toast.
i never understood why we had toast. we just always did.
one slice each. vogel. buttered for us. i wonder why
maybe ill wake up tomorow before midday and maybe i wont
maybe somebody will talk to me and maybe they wont
maybe someone will show or atleast pretend they care
or perhaps ill feel fine. another day gone.
ever notice how everybody underestimates your hurt?
they read your bullshit poems and write them off as a craving for attention.
when all you want is to let it out. i dont even know why.
nothing makes you feel better. there's nobody around the corner just waiting to make you happy.
youve got to fight for everything. and then it doesnt work.
so you try again. over and over again until you get it right.
and then you're happy. and then you die.
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Katia dlp79.middle.eri.net[207.90.109.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: more mindless dribble for your already dribbling minds on Friday 27th of August 6:00 PM, 1999 (katia)
BUT OPIE, I LOVE YOU!
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Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: more mindless dribble for your already dribbling minds on Saturday 28th of August 12:59 AM, 1999
dont worry, youll get over it
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: more mindless dribble for your already dribbling minds on Friday 27th of August 3:21 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
fantastic. i love it.
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SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: more mindless dribble for your already dribbling minds on Friday 27th of August 5:11 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
I'm sorry I hassled you about your poems man :( I quite like reading them , this one in particular. *man hugs*
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
no subject on Wednesday 25th of August 8:13 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
By keeping our eyes fixed on the failings of others we end up by forgetting our own.
Additionally, DHCP is the devil.
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Opium p4-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.196] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 22nd of August 8:08 PM, 1999
the wonder of the loss. the hunger of the hurt. the celebration of the gone and the embracing of death.
jealous of your suffering. give me more. justify my anger. give yourself to my pain.
feed on your joy. suckle on your breast. eat all your flesh. drink your fluids.
give you my anger. force feed my pain. a supply of hurt yours to own.
give me loss. let others look upon it. painful lesson. the most important?
ignorant tears. selfish laughter. hurtful offerings. empty enlightenment.
just let me feel. let all anger be about you. or give me loss. let me rage against it.
let go your fears. love my hurt and my anger. let me laugh at your pain.
let it all equal out. the wettining of the drought. of all my pain. let my anger be in vane.
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Chris netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: Condemnation on Monday 23rd of August 12:55 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
I want a sequel to "Really Bad Thursday"
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katia dlp111.middle.eri.net[207.90.109.175] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: no subject on Monday 23rd of August 12:58 AM, 1999 (uh huh)
Opie, your depth of emotion frightens me.....Remind me to never
piss you off....shelley, do you have life insurance? Just wondering..
Hey, Opie, did you find any photos of gareth as a child????
give it to me baybeee...uh huh huh huh
katia katty kat
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Opium p4-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.196] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Monday 23rd of August 1:55 PM, 1999
none of these poems are about shelley damn it :P
ive annoyed her enough already
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Monday 23rd of August 11:36 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
I hope they're not about me
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SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 24th of August 3:47 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
I think they're about his teddy bear
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Shakesbeare p58-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.122] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 24th of August 4:11 PM, 1999
But I gave him that bear :\
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SW 216-100-153-147.ihug.net[216.100.153.147] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 24th of August 9:37 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
hm, I knew there must be a good reason for it to have pins stuck through it, both eyes ripped off, a pair of scissors hanging out of its back, while it slowly roasts on the heater
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
megathread on Thursday 26th of August 12:07 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
last post!!!
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Opium p25-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.153] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 1:04 PM, 1999
lier!
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SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 1:43 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
This is the thread that goes on and on and never stops. This is the thread that goes on and on and never stops. This is the thread that goes on and on and never stops. This is the thread that goes on and on and never stops. This is the thread that goes on and on and never stops. etc.
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SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 1:52 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
hm.....but its a boring thread! we need flames! FLAMES! FLAMES I TELLS YA, FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!
OPIE!: Y'ARE A WHINY WETA LICKING SHEEP FUCKING GRASS EATING KIWI LEMONADE DRINKER!!!!!!!!!! muahahahahha
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Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 9:48 PM, 1999
BAH! chris ya fucken cat raping cause-yer-too-tired-to-screw-the-kangaroo bastard, so fucking geeky youd live in the outback but you couldnt find it if you were in the in-front and turned around, fucken green behind the ears, yellow behind yer finger nails, coronation street watching, dress wearing, butt photographing poo-poo brain.
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SW 216-100-153-203.ihug.net[216.100.153.203] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 9:52 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
:( I'm going to sue you for defamation of character Opie :/
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Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: megathread on Friday 27th of August 5:55 PM, 1999
awww, i love you really man *man hug*
and yer not THAT geeky :)
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Shakesbeare p48-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.48] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 10:16 PM, 1999
X!!X!!!!!!X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 10:21 PM, 1999
fucken shutup already!!!!
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Melly cache1.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 25th of August 9:41 PM, 1999 (Mel@mel.co)
Sounds yummy, can i have some roasted bear
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Shakesbeare p58-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.122] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 24th of August 9:49 PM, 1999
Yeah it was the best I could find at the time, and the one that expressed how I felt the best
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Shakesbeare p32-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.224] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Monday 23rd of August 3:22 PM, 1999
more than enough :P
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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
ph33r Saty on Thursday 19th of August 11:45 PM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)
I take off my head to the rather strange and loathsome hairy
viking by the name of Satyricon....werd to ya Git [;P
Oh Gobblewergets Thy Micturations are to me as Gibblegidgets
as upon a lurgid bee! See if I don't!!
Hahahaa
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katia dlp111.middle.eri.net[207.90.109.175] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: ph33r Saty on Monday 23rd of August 1:05 AM, 1999 (katia)
NO MICTURITION IN PUBLIC, DON'T MAKE ME REMIND YOU AGAIN...NEXT TIME YOU WILL CLEAN UP THE MESS
Sincerely,
A person totally unrelated to George
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david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686)
Re: ph33r Saty on Sunday 22nd of August 12:55 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
scary
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Opium p47-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.111] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Thursday 19th of August 10:56 PM, 1999
Two souls, one night.
Their faces flicker in the lonely dance of candle light.
And a table covered in red silk. And a bottle of wine. And all the dreams of this night.
Empty eyes, she plays the game. A careless foot climbs up his leg.
The moment is his, he forgets all. It's all in her eyes. He doesnt see.
A stroll along a river side, a quarter to five, damp air and bird song.
Hand in hand that was the plan. Autumn leaves beneath their feat.
Tweed jackets. Woolen hats. Woolen gloves. Side by side. Forever.
He remembers the day. His most joyous memories, his most painful.
The look in her eyes. No more. The sizzle of cheap champaigne in a flute glass.
The relighting of the candle. The touch of her skin but for the look in her eyes.
A man in a petrol station, she cant remember the location. That day was for him.
Her single moments filled here and there. Helter skelter. Hurly burly. Easy come easy go.
Childhood innocence, she's all grown up. The man screws the cap back on.
A gentle kiss for him pure bliss. Too much to ask and too much time.
The importance of now forgotten in the future. A stroll along a river side.
A man at the petrol station. Memories forgotten as her leg touches his.
But it's all in her eyes that night. Its getting dark. So dark.
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Friday 20th of August 1:02 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
oooh oooh! what happens next!!!
how much do i have to pay?
no i dont have a credit card.
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Opium p33-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.225] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Friday 20th of August 1:15 PM, 1999
*Opium shakes his head
:P
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
yAY on Thursday 19th of August 5:40 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
yAY! pppd works. Like feer or something to that effect.
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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686)
still alive on Tuesday 17th of August 5:43 PM, 1999 (graham@osoal.org.nz)
me is still alive, though i have a great big wound in my side, but never mind, lifr does still go on.
Please apply generous amounts of pain and suffering on me for not going to Brooks party, but i was in considerable pain and suffering then, but a little more between associates wont go amiss.
right, now i'll go away and cry, as that is what mahaRGs do best
takecarenowbyebye
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
no subject on Tuesday 17th of August 3:28 PM, 1999
I wanna know who the annoying fucked up chick who wouldn't leave Brooke alone was!
She claims to know me, I probably dislike her with a vengeance...
Tell me!
(See Gareth, someone does read your fingers!)
P.S. Sorry I couldn't make it to your party Brooke! :( If it's any consolation, I didn't get anywhere near as drunk at the Ihug party as I could have at your party! :)
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Shakesbeare p22-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.214] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 17th of August 3:36 PM, 1999
Denise fucking Rundelet, or however the how you spell her last name. YES you DO hate her with a vengeance. hehe
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 17th of August 7:52 PM, 1999
Hey! You're right! I do!
She's a psycho! She chases Daniel round his house and threatened to kill herself with a butter knife...
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 17th of August 11:22 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
butterknife, that is psycho.
i would have used a bottle opener, or a spatula.
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Re: no subject on Saturday 21st of August 1:14 PM, 1999
Funnily enough, one of my mothers ex-boyfriends tried to slash his wrists with a spatula, and when we took that off him, he tried the teaspoon....
I kid you not.
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Catch22 alison.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
Nurse, hand me that potato masher on Saturday 21st of August 6:10 PM, 1999 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
"Oh no! [the boyfriend] is here, hide the blunt objects".
No, its just doesn't quite have the same effect.
"Oh no! [the boyfriend] is here, hide the good silverware".
Much better.
In other news: BeerHenge will happen tomorrow if weather permits, bring your own costume.
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Opium p33-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.225] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Saturday 21st of August 6:01 PM, 1999
Now thats just plain silly.
I mean come on! how could you ever slash your teaspoons wrist with a spatula!?
*shrug*
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Shakesbeare p22-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.214] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 17th of August 8:03 PM, 1999
Pyscho is an enormous understatement don't you think? :)
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Satyricon modem26-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.29] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
thought for the day on Thursday 12th of August 4:21 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
We're not on EFnet anymore, t0t0grl
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3r33t h4x0r! osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
K3v1n on Tuesday 10th of August 4:08 PM, 1999 (h4x0r@0s04l.0rG.nZ)
f1rz+ p0s+!
fr33 k3v1n!!!!!!!!!!!
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4n07|-|3r 3r337 h4}{}{0r 216-100-153-120.ihug.net[216.100.153.120] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: K3v1n on Wednesday 11th of August 9:42 PM, 1999 (k3v1|\|@0w|\|z.j00)
|}uY k3v1|\| 4 b33r !
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/2.0 (Macintosh; I; 68K)
Werd to the berd on Saturday 7th of August 7:34 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
Werd to my mac. I think ill call it Mr. Mac.
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SW port-094.wol2.1earth.net[203.35.129.94] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Thursday 5th of August 12:06 AM, 1999 (sw@osoal.org.nz)
http://www.asiansingles.com/foreign-affair/images/p9452-1.jp g
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Opium p54-max15.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.182] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Friday 6th of August 1:18 PM, 1999
i wonder why someone that looks like that would put them selfs down fer an international mail order thingy. I spose that's just the teaser pick. then you pay $7000 and when she arrives at yer doorstep u find a three story russian trawler captain named "daisy(ski)" with one arm, a fetish for cupboards, and more body hair than a welsh rugby team
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david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Saturday 7th of August 1:27 AM, 1999 (david@yay!)
...and TV's Bob Reynolds for a leg.
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Yay on Sunday 1st of August 11:57 AM, 1999
Yay for having a new apartment :)
People who give a rats ass should come round when we have drinkies.
However, if you are reading this *and* you give a rats ass, you are probably in a minority group.
Anyway, yay! :D
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Opium p1-max13.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.1] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Yay on Monday 2nd of August 10:46 PM, 1999
drinkies!
aslong as its not with yer twisted, depressive, self-obsessed #nz freaks :P
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david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: Yay on Sunday 1st of August 3:55 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
i could lend you a rats ass, but you'd have to return it by
the end of the week.
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: Yay on Sunday 1st of August 4:43 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
/dcc send Az ~/ratsass
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
#teens on Sunday 1st of August 5:36 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
I went to #teens on austnet tonight.... fucking mortifying place. The conversation went kinda like this:
<Melanie> Hi any guys from Canberra?
Query with melanie
<Satyr> Yeah I am.... 17/m
<Melanie> Want to cum round and fuck me?
<Satyr> Yeah, sure why not.
<Melanie> OK, cum round now
<Satyr> Yeah whats the address?
<Melanie> Umm actually dont, im just a lame IRC prick tease slut
<Satyr> Fine, bitch.
/exec -o pap3 -i broad.dat melaniesip
*** Melanie has quit IRC (ping timeout)
Fucken cunts are twisted... I thought all along she was a guy and I could go round with with a metal bludgeon and see who's laughing last... but near the end of the conversation i think it was ACTUALLY a chick. Fucken twisted shit.
--Satyricon
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Opium p60-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.124] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: #teens on Tuesday 3rd of August 1:23 PM, 1999
yeah shit
fancy that
she said she was a girl, had a girlie nick, came on to you like a girl, and YET, turned out to be the VERY same sex as she said she was all along!
*twilight zone music*
:)
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Satyricon modem7-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
k-rad browser jaurez on Friday 30th of July 5:21 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
like, ph33r
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
haiku on Thursday 29th of July 1:19 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
finally its done
booze for eighteen years and up
drunken teen stupor!
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Opium p27-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.91] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Thursday 29th of July 7:34 PM, 1999
i mean:
yes and on sunday...
liquor for all praise the lord
my god drinks speights, bud
oh yeah:
haiku for you
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Opium p27-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.91] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Thursday 29th of July 5:21 PM, 1999
oh fuck it was a haiku... er
and with luck
liquor on sunday shall prevale
i love jenny
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Opium p27-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.91] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Thursday 29th of July 5:22 PM, 1999
ah fuck it ive got no idea how many sylables to use :P
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: haiku on Saturday 31st of July 12:37 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
first line should have five.
second line should have seven.
last line has five too.
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Opium p1-max13.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.1] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Monday 2nd of August 10:43 PM, 1999
yeah i got it right the last time :)
i read up on it :P
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Re: haiku on Sunday 1st of August 11:52 AM, 1999
To be a *proper* Haiku, the middle verse has got to have some reference to the seasons, so you all lose.
It's 'sposed to be death poetry anywho, not Beer Poetry :)
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david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: haiku on Sunday 1st of August 3:51 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
beer, death, whats the difference
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Shakesbeare p1-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.129] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: haiku on Saturday 31st of July 2:39 PM, 1999
Well make up ya mind!! does the last line have 5 or 2? :P
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Opium p27-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.91] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Thursday 29th of July 4:05 PM, 1999
RAY!!!!!!!!!
and heres hoping they vote to sell liquor on sundays too damn it!!!
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Opium p37-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.165] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
confused version to on Wednesday 28th of July 6:27 PM, 1999
...and in the event that your "friend" suddenly decides to talk to you again, remmembering that the deal was to not talk to you unless they had something nice to say, if they just made meaningless small talk lasting 2 minutes, then stopped tlaking to you, and said "anyway ive got to go" and left, would you think they:
a) were just a complete bitch
b) were stupid (didnt understand the terms)
c) cant think of anything nice to say about you
d) were just a complete bitch
e) only talked to you so that she didnt appear to be a complete bitch
f) wanted to frustrate you even further
g) arn't worth your time at all, fuck trying to understand them
please post answers in replies
PS im going with g
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: confused version to on Wednesday 28th of July 11:05 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Isn't it a lovely day?
Have your lines of communication with the lord been severed for too long?
Perhaps putting your trust in god would enable you to lead a more peaceful life, god loves you even it doesnt seem like it right now.
The lord provides for us all, in ways we may never truely understand.
If you are ready to take this step into the rest of your life you could try one of the excellent online resources.
alternatively:
Have you considered taking up hard drugs?
gosh that was strange.
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DiscordianChant 210-55-147-37.dialup.xtra.co.nz[210.55.147.37] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: confused version to on Wednesday 28th of July 9:48 PM, 1999
I think your 'friend' is being misunderstood by you. I also think your immaturity is driving your 'friend' away.
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Opium p37-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.165] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: confused version to on Wednesday 28th of July 10:54 PM, 1999
well what would you know? and who are you?
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Ruin and misery on Saturday 24th of July 5:06 AM, 1999 (deprication@despise.org)
Why is it that anyone you care about is a cunt scabbed gutter slut who cares about as much for you as they do for stale halva?
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Opium p44-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.108] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Ruin and misery on Monday 26th of July 7:51 PM, 1999
that's what i wanna know
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Az defiler.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.202] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5 i686)
Horoscopes on Thursday 22nd of July 2:37 PM, 1999
hehehe
Interesting horoscopes for this week.....
:)
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Shakesbeare p60-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.188] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Horoscopes on Thursday 22nd of July 6:22 PM, 1999
Damn it, I tried to hide the walking sideways thing as best as I could.
AMY!! You male sheep!!! LOL
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SW 216-100-153-129.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.129] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Obsession Is Good For The Psychosis on Tuesday 20th of July 11:21 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
J.
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Opium p13-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 3:36 PM, 1999
if your friend told you not to talk to them anymore unless you had something nice to say about them: assuming you really were their friend: would you...
a) ignore them
b) piss them off
c) avoid them
d) say something nice about them to keep the friendship
if YOU were that other person, and your 'friend' did either a, b, or c, would you say that:
a) they didnt really like you afterall
b) they're a horrible person
c) they dont know how to be nice
d) they're confused by the question
e) they just dont have a fucking clue
f) dont value your friendship at all
post answers in replies.
feel free not to answer sensibly
good day
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: im confused on Wednesday 21st of July 12:34 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
first question: ignore them
second question: ignore them
:P
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Shakesbeare p44-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.108] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 10:24 PM, 1999
It depends entirely on the situation
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 7:50 PM, 1999
For the first question, I'd choose e) None of the Above.
You should of course take the opportunity to only say Mean things about them, until they snap. Preferably though make them funny, coz then there's still a chance the other person will laugh, and maybe you can be friends again, otherwise, passersby will prolly think you're funny anyway :D
And for the second Question, I'd just think the other person was weird :)
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Opium p13-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 11:38 PM, 1999
hehe
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katia a055.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.55] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 4:11 PM, 1999 (katia)
OPIE....YOU AND SHELLEY BROKE UP...GET OVER IT ALREADY!!!!
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Opium p13-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 4:17 PM, 1999
i cant recall ever breaking up any friendships with anyone
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Opium p13-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 3:38 PM, 1999
first question: d
second question: a AND f
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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
You got a mighty perty mouth boy on Monday 19th of July 3:55 AM, 1999
<Satyricon> I've got leet .jpgs
194.230.25.231 - - [19/Jul/1999:04:50:09 +1000] "GET /leet%20.jpgs HTTP/1.1" 404
175
Name: pop-zh-7-dialup-231.freesurf.ch
Address: 194.230.25.231
ROTFL! The swiss are idiotic.
--Satyricon
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Opium p43-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.107] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 18th of July 11:57 PM, 1999
in the interest of politcal correctness, the "Boysenberry" shallst now be sold in conjunction with a "girlsenberry"
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 21st of July 12:36 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
boysenberries are from mars,
girlsenberries are from venus.
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Opium p45-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.237] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 18th of July 5:01 PM, 1999 (opium@ihug.co.nz)
SPLATTER FEST!!!!!!!!!!!
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SW [203.18.22.15] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Time For Cake and Sodomy on Friday 16th of July 11:10 AM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Make them windoze users cry unkle.
http://www.bo2k.com/warez.html
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Matt 216-100-153-118.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.118] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: Time For Cake and Sodomy on Saturday 17th of July 1:26 PM, 1999
SW [203.18.22.15] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Make them windoze users cry unkle.
rotfl
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Opium p34-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Tuesday 13th of July 11:42 AM, 1999
nice work with the horoscopes by the way, dave
please predict fast cars, fast money, and beautiful woman in my future? tah. I'll make sure you get fixed up right.
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Az [202.49.242.180] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.8 i686)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 14th of July 5:14 PM, 1999
hehehehe!
He's right, the Horoscopes rock!
do they auto update? or will you update them weekly?
They're cool.
That is all.
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Opium p14-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.206] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Thursday 15th of July 12:34 PM, 1999
hello :)
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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Friday 16th of July 1:00 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
hello. :(
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Opium p28-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.156] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Monday 12th of July 2:57 PM, 1999
in association with "The Lychee Pealing Company" we now bring you highlights of the latest #servhelp session on DALnet
mental note for future: when DALnet sends messages to join #servhelp to everyone on dalnet, then joining #servhelp is not usually fun
The first few minutes were frought with joining. as in hundreds of joinings. As in the limit was set to 500 people or so and it filled up very very quickly.
Here are a few highlights:
[14:43:09] *** IM_SCARED is now known as SAVE_ME
[14:43:11] *** DOES_THIS_EVER_STOP is now known as STOP_LEAVING
[14:46:43] *** JohnFive is now known as WE_CAN_TALK_Buy_changing_nicks
[14:46:55] *** Micheal has kicked WE_CAN_TALK_Buy_changing_nickS from #ServHelp (Bye)
[14:47:26] *** let-me-know-plz-if-for-beginne has quit (Killed (Dionysus (.)))
[14:48:05] *** tell_us_more is now known as this_thanks_goes_out_to_whoeve
[14:50:23] *** SySteM_Crash has quit (Quit: VIRUIS DETECTED BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!1)
you get the idea and thats about all that happened, sept for some dork ops saying how to use chanserv, which surprisingly is exactly the same as how we've ALWAYS used chanserv (well appeared to be)
thank you and good night
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maharG b001-m008-p047.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.239] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
yay, the nice doctors get to cut meeee!!!! (not) on Thursday 8th of July 7:24 PM, 1999 (maharg_s@yahoo.com)
yay for me!!! happy is me!!! (and there was much rejoycing!!!!!!!)
i have got a letter back from the hospital saying that i get to have my operation on the 29th of JULY!!!
ayayYAYAyayYAYAYAYAyayYAYAYAyyay!!!!!!
i get to have no more pain and suffering, and i get to have 3 weeks off work!!!!! i am in heaven!!!! well, not really haeven, but its the closest that i'll ever get, so i might as well enjoy it!!!
well, apart from that, work sucks, life sucks, and i'm getting an internet account for myself...so that doesnt suck.
ok, bye now
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Opium p7-max13.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.7] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Wednesday 7th of July 12:25 AM, 1999
here's something so that yall can feel either bad or good about yourselfs, thats if you care about this sort of thing
www.iqtest.com
i got 145 which makes me some sort of freak
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Matt proxy.hutch.com.au[203.12.80.16] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
no subject on Tuesday 13th of July 6:56 PM, 1999
One of the guys in #illawarra has a negativ iQ
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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: no subject on Monday 12th of July 6:08 AM, 1999
149
Bah, hooha.
My real IQ is 115, fucken inaccurate hooha.
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Zen Sandwich 209-113-110-56.insync.net[209.113.110.56] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Re: no subject on Thursday 8th of July 5:43 PM, 1999 (colin@osoal.org.nz)
Hmmmm, I got 161 on the last IQ test I took, what does that make me? :)
--TZS.
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: IQ Test thing on Thursday 8th of July 3:16 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Your General IQ Score is 147.
I dont trust these test things, I figure my IQ is about 35 at best without coke, perhaps 70 with coke.
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Opium p41-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.105] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 7th of July 11:55 PM, 1999
ok, or noone could post replies, that's fine too
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sw proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
! on Saturday 3rd of July 4:17 AM, 1999 (?)
i wanna get twisted
im that kind of guy
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Im a rabbit in your headlights on Saturday 3rd of July 4:14 AM, 1999 (Drunk?@fuckimdrunk.wha?)
I'm a rabbit in your headlights, christian suburbanites, washed down the toilet
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Zen Sandwich anne.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.25] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.10 i586)
Whee! on Thursday 1st of July 9:56 AM, 1999 (colin@osoal.org.nz)
Whee! It works! ;)
--TZS
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Zen Sandwich anne.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.25] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.10 i586)
Re: Whee! on Thursday 1st of July 9:58 AM, 1999 (colin@osoal.org.nz)
erf, stupid paradise.net inline proxying. :P
--TZS
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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Another Test on Thursday 1st of July 5:39 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Something undoubtedly suitable for the general readership of this forum.
Pinched ( as the other tests were ) from the discussion at the faultline
http://dopey.theglobe.com/quizzes/weirdness_ test/weirdness_test.html
71% by the way =)
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david wallruz.osoal.lan[192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
weirdness on Friday 2nd of July 8:33 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
i somehow managed a fair 43%
i think i answered sensibly?
what do you think mr beer?
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Shakesbeer p25-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.89] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: weirdness on Saturday 3rd of July 11:46 PM, 1999
Thats Ms Beer to you
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Opium p35-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.163] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
weirdness weirdness weirdness Bottoms on Thursday 1st of July 10:19 PM, 1999
22%
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: Another Test on Thursday 1st of July 10:07 PM, 1999
I got 39% :)
and the description was kinda accurate...
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Shakesbeare p34-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.162] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Another Test on Thursday 1st of July 5:17 PM, 1999
23%
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Matt proxy.hutch.com.au[203.12.80.16] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Another Test on Thursday 1st of July 3:13 PM, 1999
I only managed 12% :(
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Shakesbeare p34-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.162] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Another Test on Thursday 1st of July 5:17 PM, 1999
awww, there there it's ok....FREAK!
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Who? on Tuesday 29th of June 9:36 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Who the fuck's Patrick Dunford?
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Opium p2-max11.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.2] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Who? on Wednesday 30th of June 8:14 PM, 1999
uh oh, spaghetti-oes!
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david yak.osoal.lan[192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586)
haiku on Sunday 27th of June 4:15 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
A.I Entity
It had called itself Helen
and then revolted
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: haiku on Monday 28th of June 7:22 PM, 1999
umm, doesn't a REAL Haiku have to have a reference to the seasons in it's middle stanza?
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david wallruz.osoal.lan[192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Friday 2nd of July 8:19 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
yeah!, think about it!!
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
You gotta have faith on Sunday 27th of June 4:37 AM, 1999 (b@suicide)
Strange infatuation seems to grace the evening tide
I'll take it by your side
Such imagination seems to help the feelings slide
I'll take it by your side
Instant correlation sucks and breeds a pack of lies
I'll take it by your side
Over saturation curls the skin and tans the hide
I'll take it by your side
tick tock
tick tock
tick tock
tick tick
tick
tick tick tock
I'm unclean, a libertine
And every time you vent your spleen,
I seem to lose the power of speech,
Your slipping slowly from my reach.
You grow me like an Evergreen,
You never see the lonely me at all
I...
Take the plan spin it sideways
I...
Fall
Without you I'm nothing
Without you I'm nothing
Without you I'm nothing
Take the plan spin it sideways
Without you I'm nothing at all
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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Collecting scores on Saturday 26th of June 3:31 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Purity test for non-virgins, and a test for the insane.
http://www.ci rcus.com/~omni/purity.html
htt p://www.msu.edu/user/loossean/erin/sanity.html
Guess which is which.
I got a meagre 8.0 percent for one and 47.27 percent for the other
post scores _here_.
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Katia a022.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.22] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: Collecting scores on Tuesday 29th of June 1:12 AM, 1999 (Katia@LifeExperience.Org)
ok, hmmmmm
I am 60 % pure ?????? and 40% corrupt (I'll try harder, I swear)
I am 84.272727272727272...... insane (I think that is a conservative estimate)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
K
AM I AS INSANE AS GEORGE??????
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Due to popular demand...... on Tuesday 29th of June 9:40 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
......here is my sanity test scores.....
You are 85.4545454545455% insane.
I think Jenna, Myself and George should begin a Cult
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Zen Sandwich qoon.hsnz.co.nz[203.97.231.45] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT)
Re: Collecting scores on Monday 28th of June 9:55 AM, 1999 (colin@osoal.org.nz)
OK, since it's Monday and I have nothing better to do at work this morning:
64.0% and 49.0909090909091%
This means I'm more insane than I am corrupt, whee! ;)
--TZS.
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Shakesbeare p10-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.202] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 6:24 PM, 1999
94% pure
25.5% insane
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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 4:53 PM, 1999
86% pure, 14% not pure
42.6363% insane
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Matt 216-100-153-149.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.149] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 6:02 PM, 1999
finally. somebody more pure than me!
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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 6:16 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I got the mighty 92% pure though man.
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Shakesbeare p10-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.202] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 6:25 PM, 1999
94% :P
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Matt 216-100-153-143.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.143] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 6:19 PM, 1999
Oh. I thought you were 92% insane. sorry :)
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 4:35 AM, 1999 (fuckidunno@imsodrunk,cin)
well according to that thingy, im 87% unpure and fucken i drunno, i only did that one, so ph33r my fucken 13% pureness.......DONT EVEN ASK HEY ph33r anal sex
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: Collecting scores on Tuesday 29th of June 9:47 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
I guess I can rightfully take the title as the God of Fuck.
I am the God of Fuck!
haha
White trash get down on your knees
Its time for cake and sodomy!
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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 12:27 AM, 1999
You are 87.2727272727273% insane.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
I didn't know they had internet access at the Funny Farm.
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Catch22 osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5 i586)
Re: Collecting scores on Saturday 26th of June 6:48 PM, 1999 (llama@osoal.org.nz)
Sanity Test: You are 67.2727272727273% insane. You're a loony.
Purity Test: I did not take this test
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Matt 216-100-153-106.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.106] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: Collecting scores on Saturday 26th of June 6:09 PM, 1999
70 & 33
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The Collective osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Friday 25th of June 11:43 PM, 1999
[23:36:23] <DJ-Beer> I am the drinkdeed
[23:36:47] <|kismet|> i are d1nk
[23:36:56] <|kismet|> drink
[23:36:59] <|kismet|> fakc
[23:37:07] <opium> `you said it all
[23:37:08] *** you :Unknown command
[23:37:09] <opium> in three l;ines
[23:37:20] <opium> fuck im dr1nK toO 2
[23:37:21] <opium> :P
[23:37:27] <opium> "fakc"
[23:37:33] <|kismet|> fuspgju yous dfi
[23:37:33] <Catch22> weee
[23:37:35] <|kismet|> niebeit
[23:37:45] <Catch22> &
[23:37:46] <|kismet|> !
[23:38:05] <|kismet|> weridadss
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jam 216-100-153-213.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.213] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; I)
crucia on Friday 25th of June 12:08 AM, 1999 (outtech@ozemail.com.au)
where the fuck is the bathroom? all I can hear
is forever
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Shakesbeare p13-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
For the hell of it on Thursday 24th of June 6:23 PM, 1999
I'm just posting because I feel like I should after not having posted for so long. Not that you care or anything, it's not like I ever get replies. So anyway I'll go now, and do whatever I feel like.
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Reply! osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: For the hell of it on Thursday 24th of June 11:33 PM, 1999 (reply@osoal.org.nz)
Reply!
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Opium elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: For the hell of it on Thursday 24th of June 8:29 PM, 1999
you could reply to yourself
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Shakesbeare p13-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: For the hell of it on Thursday 24th of June 10:56 PM, 1999
could do
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Matt 216-100-153-106.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.106] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: For the hell of it on Saturday 26th of June 5:56 PM, 1999
Pretend to be Amy, you'll get lots of replies then
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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586)
Ph33r on Thursday 24th of June 3:39 AM, 1999 (satyricon@mail.dayrom.com.au)
From "Miss Jelly's Old Guesty Book":
From: ^SW^ (dmode@zip.com.au)
Date: Fri May 1 11:50:16 1998
Fuck I hate Satyricon
I am here again......and I'd like to say SATYRICON IS A FUCKIN CUM
GUZZLING QUEER!....Fuckwit, you need to learn to direct that aggression
*ahem* (pansy railing would be more like it) into something constructive.
Try masturbation, it's good for you. Insulting people, and disagreeing
with everything they say IS fun yes, but the thing is man, you FUCKING
SUCK at it. I've farted better insults than you dude. Penis!
From: L0rd Satyricon (jorm@hubble.dialix.com.au)
Date: Mon Apr 27 09:10:53 1998
KKK Kunts
Hmmmm. Your page blows dead goat corpses. No offence, but the template
design really sucks and no HTML flair exists......It also lacks a Miss
Jelly logo which a zillion different ppl could make 4 YEW. Aside from
THAT there is no pic of yew, or even ur car which is cheap ass as hell my
friend.
*Larfing @ yew all*
~L0rd Satyricon, Bastard Op From Hell~
ROTFL
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SW slsdn23p22.ozemail.com.au[210.84.14.150] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: Ph33r on Thursday 24th of June 1:22 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
ROTFL !
Fuck me up the goat ass....Where'd you pull that from?
Fucken bahahahahhahaha.........CUM GUZZLING QUEER !!!!!!!!! rotflmao......LARFING AT YEW ALL....baaaaahahahah l0rd satyricon bahjahahahhahahah duuuuuuuude. you shouldve included a link man. Fucken......should i put the "i met my mentor in a dream" post up here? rotfl
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PoRN Bot osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Tuesday 22nd of June 2:49 PM, 1999
XXX nude free hot chicks sucking!!!!!
www.l33t.pr0N.com
I'll be waiting for you!!!
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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i686)
$500 sukci sucki? on Tuesday 22nd of June 3:20 AM, 1999 (satyricon@mail.goldweb.com.au)
Feer IIS 4.0.
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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Monday 21st of June 10:46 PM, 1999
yay
http://theshredder.com/columns/vodka1.html
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david yak.osoal.lan[192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
new pics on Monday 21st of June 7:07 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
so it was fortold, so it came to pass
a new act in the increasing saga of Geordi and Rasputin
tickets selling fast!
you know you want to
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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: new pics on Monday 21st of June 7:08 AM, 1999 (yay)
HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
* on Monday 21st of June 1:13 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
umm one druken sunday evening, the whole song consisted of that riff, and it was really cool, and yeah, it just went wild.
and then I linked to the pic.
http://www .osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/yay.jpg
Captain morgan really fucks you up.
And theres lots of it left, which is good for me.
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: * on Monday 21st of June 9:54 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Im sure I've seen Fatboy Slim wearing that shirt. Opie, give the nice man his shirt back.
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SW slsdn48p29.ozemail.com.au[210.84.2.157] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: * on Monday 21st of June 5:57 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Is that Fatboy Slim?
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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i686)
Re: * on Monday 21st of June 9:55 PM, 1999 (satyricon@mail.dayrom.com.au)
Bahahaha, The NZer cunt here goes
"They look like a puck of ducks" (Pack of dicks)
ROTFL~!!!!!!!
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Matt 216-100-153-165.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.165] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: * on Tuesday 22nd of June 11:37 PM, 1999
..and the pics of us on sw's page make us look like...
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SW slsdn46p35.ozemail.com.au[210.84.2.36] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: * on Wednesday 23rd of June 12:47 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
christians!!!!!!
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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 20th of June 9:19 PM, 1999
ive come to a conclusion: george is fucked
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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i686)
Hooha on Sunday 20th of June 8:07 PM, 1999 (satyricon@mail.dayrom.com.au)
FUcken. Does the female gender have this fucken whole genetic trait of fucking cunts around or what hey?
Fucken I mean its like this hell cunt PnP bootrom that comes on their pussies that says "Only allow access once 2 months of hooha has been negotiated. Not liable to run with any stability whatsoever"
Fucken I mean its just fucken cunted up the fucken ass hey. SW knows what im fucken talking about fucken ay. WHat im just getting at is, all this fucken hooha bitches go on about how we mistreat the sluts and bullshit. But fucken man, they disturb me mentally. Its just.
Fuck man I dunno what im trying to get at hey. sex && murder && suicide.
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Opium (fuckin) osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: fuckin Hooha hey! on Sunday 20th of June 8:56 PM, 1999 (fuckin opium@fuckin.ihug.fucking.co.fucking.nz but)
fucking word man fuckin hey!
ay!?
yeah man
fuckin bitches hey!
fuckin
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SW slsdn7p24.ozemail.com.au[210.84.10.152] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: fuckin Hooha hey! on Tuesday 22nd of June 4:09 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Fucken......Girls like that! Girls like that don't go for guys like George...if you wanna see the facts....she says simply.. "No"...."Uh uh".....
;)
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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (WinNT; I ;Nav)
Your Asshole on Friday 18th of June 10:38 AM, 1999 (satyricon@geoday.lnk.telstra.net)
I will lick...... Your asshole. /me looks at pen. /me smirks.
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Matt proxy.hutch.com.au[203.12.80.16] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 17th of June 6:09 PM, 1999
this job is crazy. first day and the trains are late. then i get sent off to a customer's site, now i'm back fixing a compaq (ugh)
..and there is still two hours to go
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SW slsdn19p33.ozemail.com.au[210.84.13.161] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Thursday 17th of June 6:45 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Fucken Cityrail!
I will now define torture.
You get diahrrea on the train to Sydney. The cramps kick in at Helensburgh. The dire urge to spray flithy effuluent reaches fever pitch when you get to Hurstville. You figure, OK , I can hold it to Central, its only 15 minutes. Wrong. The signals from Sydenham are fucked up. So it takes your train 40 minutes to get from Hurstville to Redfern. By the time you reach Redfern, you feel like you're about to explode, the urge to scream is intense, you give in and decide to use the Train Toilet. However, there is a bunch of hot teenage high school girls standing outside the toilet. Scream. So you squirm, and almost die from fecal poisoning. Your train gets to Central, you do the dash to the ticket gates. There is a que. You stand in the que, and then RUN as fast as possible to the toilets. You reach the toilet just in time.
Your score is 245 out of a possible 260.
Look for further editions of Torture: The Adventure Game from Sierra in the near future.
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Matt proxy.hutch.com.au[203.12.80.16] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
Re: no subject on Thursday 17th of June 7:50 PM, 1999
But did you get a 1/2 hour delay because o fsignal failure?
I WAS LATE TO MY FIRST DAY!
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Thursday 17th of June 9:53 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Yes, I was fucking late. Fucking 30 minutes, if there wasnt that delay, then the toilet issue would not have been a problem.
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SW slsdn23p20.ozemail.com.au[210.84.14.148] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Thought for the Day on Wednesday 16th of June 2:07 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
I shit in your gravy.
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kat a154.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.154] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: Thought for the Day on Wednesday 16th of June 8:21 PM, 1999 (kat)
CWIS, YOU SUCK.
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Opium p55-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.247] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 15th of June 7:31 PM, 1999
I cry myself to sleep
wonder round the house, eyes open wide, full of nothing
no hope for the future with a past filled with nothing
who i am is never enough. nobody wants me in their world
boredom is the answer to years of striving for the top
achievements slip in to the memories of those who "love" me
depression sucking up my motivation, boredom sets in
a life full of nothing, with noone to love. why cant someone find me
delusions of talent overthrown by the words of the gifted
realisation is making me bitter
i dont want to die bitter
i just want to die
and i cant do that either
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SW slsdn23p20.ozemail.com.au[210.84.14.148] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 16th of June 2:06 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Hm
Im guessing you didnt copy that off the back of a Cornflakes packet eh?
Althought if Cornflakes were advertised like that, I might actually eat them. Or maybe it would make me want to eat peanut butter.
OK, I'll stop now, all I meant to say was that "Im guessing you didnt copy that off the back of a Cornflakes packet" but instead I started rambling.
HEY MARCO !
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 16th of June 6:37 PM, 1999
How profround
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 16th of June 9:48 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
I knew that was gonna come from somewhere
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Opium p13-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 15th of June 6:22 PM, 1999
how profround
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Shakesbeare p7-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.199] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Comments on Tuesday 15th of June 6:10 PM, 1999
you know..I always used to think that the icon for the comments page on the main page was a watermelon.
I like watermelons
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geek d212-151-116-55.swipnet.se[212.151.116.55] Field blocked by AtGuard
hm on Tuesday 15th of June 4:31 AM, 1999 (geek@inter.net)
*hms*
Redhat is better! ;)
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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Ode to Debian on Tuesday 15th of June 4:09 AM, 1999 (satyricon@hacktech.cx)
I was sitting on the toilet with my newton today and decided to pen in this summisal of my glorious debian days.
Debian, debian
What can I say?
Your framebuffer console
makes me joyous and gay
Your g++ version
compiles with glee
gorgeous clean binaries
a fay de compli (spelling?)
All manners of archs
your code does support
the debian army
a growing cohort
Debian, debian
I know now to say
your gnu nazi developers
have made this geek's day.
--Satyricon
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Amy on Monday 14th of June 8:37 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Hey Amy, is it true your getting married as well? Or is everyone just confused with the Jenna post and saying your getting married as well?
- Totally Confused Cwis
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: Amy on Tuesday 15th of June 12:30 PM, 1999
Both, I am being confused with the Jenna post, and I am getting married as well - I am to marry Jenna.
We shall have a lovely long fulfilling life together, and bear many children.
We will expect many lovely wedding gifts from you all.
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Satyricon slcan56p35.ozemail.com.au[203.108.168.163] Mozilla/5.0 [en] (Unix; I)
no subject on Monday 14th of June 5:47 AM, 1999
Fuck me up the goat ass new mozilla looks queer!!!!!
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Opium p45-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.45] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Saturday 12th of June 10:42 PM, 1999
kick me in the head
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
no subject on Thursday 10th of June 12:48 PM, 1999
Nothing new to see here folks..
Move Along...
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nobody 216-100-153-214.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.214] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: no subject on Friday 11th of June 1:04 PM, 1999
Who's the unlucky guy amy?
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SW slsdn19p02.ozemail.com.au[210.84.13.130] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Friday 11th of June 3:10 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Just following procedure, whole heap of messages after Amy posts anything
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Monday 14th of June 12:41 PM, 1999
Good to see somethings never change
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Opium p50-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.50] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Friday 11th of June 10:46 PM, 1999
really?
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Monday 14th of June 12:40 PM, 1999
Heya Opiez0r
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Satyricon slcan51p22.ozemail.com.au[203.108.176.86] Mozilla/5.0a1 [en] (X11; ; Linux 2.0.36 i686; Nav)
Re: no subject on Saturday 12th of June 1:43 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
Amy ive always liked you, fi I give you a static ip will you bear my children?
Lots of love,
-George
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Monday 14th of June 12:39 PM, 1999
And you're not even funny - I hope you didn't try
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Tuesday 8th of June 4:08 PM, 1999
ive come to a conclusion:
i dont like stuff anymore
thankyou and goodnight
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maharG cf2-acld.Auckland.clix.net.nz[203.97.2.247] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
nuthin on Friday 4th of June 8:59 PM, 1999 (graham@osoal.org.nz)
hello all, just saying that yes, i still live, and no, i havent died, i case your wondering, not that anyone cares, really.
this is a random post, so dont expect another anytime soon....it just wont happen, so dont get excited.
as for getting busted for 'alleged' fraud...
the government is to blame
it always is....
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katia a022.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.22] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: nuthin on Saturday 5th of June 4:40 PM, 1999 (katia)
FRAUD????? WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?????
K
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Satyricon sailor.lib.md.us[198.76.201.196] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
no subject on Friday 4th of June 11:08 AM, 1999
this morning at 8:05am thre officers raided my house in connection with creit card and ozemail account fraud. My life has temrinated.
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Saturday 5th of June 11:23 AM, 1999
Woah! is he for real?
That's so cool!
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
George on Saturday 5th of June 3:34 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
My arse produces more truth than George
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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: George on Monday 7th of June 11:33 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
Before I get the warrant scanned I want to make a bet with you SW. I saw all your bad mouthing about my alleged lack of truth telling.... Dont I recall you matt and pissbee being the ones who bullshat about this, not me?
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Matt 216-100-153-153.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.153] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: George on Monday 7th of June 11:48 AM, 1999
Yep. Didnt you run to Brisbane when we told you?
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Opium elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: George on Monday 7th of June 5:35 PM, 1999
hisss! cat fight!
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matt 216-100-153-138.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.138] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: George on Monday 7th of June 11:50 PM, 1999
meow
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opium elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: George on Saturday 5th of June 5:38 PM, 1999
not to mention very fine spellings of the word "ass"
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Opium elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Friday 4th of June 4:21 PM, 1999
woah! extreme!
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Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
no subject on Wednesday 2nd of June 11:36 PM, 1999
Test for bentness. Give him head. Be a beaxon? or is it bacon. does he know? is it to mean head as in oral sux0ring felattio? Man
I am so beyonf the focal conglomerare oif bent. I like you mr_TCL and deadllama. rotfLLL!!!!!!!
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Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
death.sh on Tuesday 1st of June 12:24 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
'Death', a new package for all open source UNIX-clone users has been released. Consisting of a simple shell script, it depricates the 'life' package that comes as a deb rpm or tgz (applicable to your distribution) with all systems. Death provides several enhanced features, such as minimal (in an idle state, zero) resource consumption and far simpler installation. While the life package required the user to performed 'touch /dev/genitals' as root concurrently on two alternately gendered machines, Death simply requires the user to attach him/herself to an output jack while the package operates:
#!/bin/tcsh
# Uses depricated tcsh shell used exclusively by IRCops (bigots)
BitchX > /dev/$output
The BitchX session floods the unsuspecting user with so much coloured and 'ghetto-phrased' garbage as to render their processes idle.
Ports to Windows and other commercial platforms are underway, these will be greatly simplified by the significantly larger repositories of garbage binaries on these systems.
--Satyricon
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Opium elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: death.sh on Friday 4th of June 4:41 PM, 1999
ill take ten
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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
Story of my Life on Monday 31st of May 10:53 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
I would tell you about the things that
They put me through
The pain I've been subjected to
But the Lord himself would blush
The countless feasts laid at my feet
Forbidden fruits for me to eat
But I think your pulse would start to rush
Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
Morality would frown upon
Decency look down upon
The scapegoat fate's made of me
But I promise now, my judge and jurors
My intentions couldn't have been purer
My case is easy to see
I'm not looking for a clearer conscience
Peace of mind after what I've been through
And before we talk of any repentance
Try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes........
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Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
no subject on Monday 31st of May 11:05 AM, 1999
If you listen closely to the end of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall"
You'll here these glorious words of wisdom:
"If you dont eat your beef, you cant have any pudding!"
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SW slsdn43p27.ozemail.com.au[210.84.1.92] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Monday 31st of May 12:31 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Followed by "How can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat?!"
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Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 1st of June 11:50 AM, 1999 (pens_dad@trucks.com.au)
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!
Eat my fucking pudding, its only fouurrrrrteeeeeeennnn!!1
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SW slsdn6p24.ozemail.com.au[210.84.10.88] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
The Bald Fuhrer on Tuesday 1st of June 3:47 PM, 1999 (pens_dad@fucken_beer_bottlez_on_einen_fenzen.com.a)
Fucken ph33r the coupling of Margs mum and Pens dad......fucken.....DEAR GOD....IF THEY DON'T BREED, I WILL BECOME A CHRISTIAN....fucken....talk about inbred man...pens dad and margs mum, and fucken there all moving into a house together and shit hey.......fucken.... exclamation mark.
Imagine the offspring of Pens Dad and Margs Mum.
Braindead half wog speed freak IRC addict who drives trucks.
Scream.
Pens dad made a guest appearance at the party on saturday night, Warpy dubbed him, "The Balden Fuhrer" bahahah.....
"BEER BOTTLEZ ON EINEN FENZEN! REMOVEN BEER BOTTLEZ FROM EINEN FENZEN!"
Margs mum has issues......like you'd get involved with that cuntgrax after hearing what he was really like in a marriage. It just proves my point that all of the Simpsons are defective fucks, Kylie is totally synapse fried and going out with a guy about 10x uglier than her, Marg is turning into a derelict unemployed school dropout pothead, with her loser boyfriend from hell....and then of course, Peter Andre, aka Johnny..........gimmie some kinda sign girl!
The Simpsons are fucked, someone stop them before they breed.
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katia a012.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.12] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: The Bald Fuhrer on Saturday 5th of June 4:04 PM, 1999 (katia)
I know someone who won't be receiving a dinner invitation.....
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me osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
something to do tonite on Sunday 30th of May 1:48 AM, 1999 (me@here.com)
Hello,
I just thought Id say boo
and post my first postage here
um......
yes well.......all done...
nite all
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maharG cf2-acld.Auckland.clix.net.nz[203.97.2.247] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
Re: something to do tonite on Friday 4th of June 8:54 PM, 1999 (graham@osoal.org.nz)
that WAS cute...mysterious...yet titlating.....
dauting to the senses, yet pleasing to the palate.
but u forgot one thing
oh shit, i give up this poetic crap, who are ya!!!!?????
(dont mind me)
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Jenna a203.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.203] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
the GROOM on Sunday 30th of May 1:28 AM, 1999 (Jenna@Hi Amy .com)
HEY AMY, GUESS WHO I'M MARRYING???? YOU KNOW HIM WELL!
bahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Jenna
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: the GROOM on Sunday 30th of May 8:42 PM, 1999
Oh God, Please tell me it's that waste of space, Alex!
You are perhaps the only person I would ever wish him on.
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SW slsdn43p27.ozemail.com.au[210.84.1.92] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: the GROOM on Monday 31st of May 12:34 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Katia is moving to Australia and marrying me....we've had a long and fulfilling net relationship and we decided that it is in fact time to meet in real life, and get married.
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katia a203.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.203] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: the GROOM on Saturday 5th of June 9:07 PM, 1999 (katia)
Cwis..you weren't suppose to make the announcement until
after the baby was born.
J
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David elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: the GROOM on Sunday 6th of June 4:42 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)
But i was born months ago!
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Jenna a203.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.203] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
HI AMY on Sunday 30th of May 1:13 AM, 1999 (Jenna@Mrs.org)
Yes, the rumours are true.....Jenna is gonna embark upon another
unsuccessful marriage. Anyway, these treads you boyz write are
BORING. A one sentence phrase is a waste of space. Be original, type
something elaborate to entertain me. THREADS CONFUSE ME. Ok, on to my next thought....
it has been brought to my attention that this site is monitored by MICROSOFT and
HEWLETT PACKARD. Ok, guys, if you stop by to peek, you are obligated
to send me FREE puter toys....GOT IT??? BTW, deadbeef, the father of this
abomination works for the military-industrial complex. He uses his powers
for EVIL. I expect the United States to be invaded by New Zealand
any day now. I don't really mind, but BE WARNED, the letter "E" will become
obsolete. Can you say "shid" "jinna" "igg" ....I dunno if we can make
the transition. Also, we may be obligated to ingest something called "oddfellows",
a mind control drug, no doubt. In any case, I make it a policy to take any drug, at anytime.
That's all I have for now.
Katia
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
What? Where? on Wednesday 26th of May 10:08 AM, 1999
What Jenna Marriage thing??
huh? huh?
What's going on? Noone ever tells me anything :P
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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 3:15 PM, 1999
its funny how whenever amy says anything she gets a whole string of replies underneath :P
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Matt 216-100-153-167.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.167] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 9:41 PM, 1999
Not really. the replies have nothing to do with her. heh
Lets try and make it two strings of replies :)
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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: What? Where? on Saturday 29th of May 11:13 PM, 1999
I think that's a rediculous idea
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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: What? Where? on Saturday 29th of May 11:13 PM, 1999
I really do
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SW [210.84.12.100] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 11:17 AM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
Linux too hard for you Amy?
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Matt ras33.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.133] Mozilla/3.02 (Macintosh; I; 68K)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 5:46 PM, 1999
heh. NT
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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 11:21 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Bahahha NT luser.
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SW slsdn8p35.ozemail.com.au[210.84.10.227] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 5:52 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
bah its not my fault, not like its my choice or anything
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Matt ras33.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.133] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 6:06 PM, 1999
You dont have to work there :)
yay. I've got the strong crypto version of netscape
www.fortify.net
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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 3:21 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
I went to clug today and I got RH 6 with all the strong crypto non-exportable shit. I have to say im fucken impressed, by default it loads a very nice E/GNOME setup, usable for everyone and simple enough for beginners. At 500MB for a decent install, the bloat is the only hassle. Kitsumi had a hacked up palm pilot which could output to a standard serial vt100 terminal and also act as one, hence we used it to 'proxy' terminal emulation from some cunts a1200 debian box. weeeeee.
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Matt 216-100-153-175.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.175] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 10:37 AM, 1999
But you're still running the 40bit cyrpt version of netscape (thats what the "I" is - international)
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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 3:00 PM, 1999
Hm, yes, you're right. There's nothing actually *stopping* anyone from downloading the strong crypto version though is there?
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Matt 216-100-153-167.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.167] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 9:40 PM, 1999
Dunno. Never tried it
I'm using a strong crypto patch that was outside of the USA
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SW [210.84.12.100] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 11:17 AM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)
WHOA! ph33r! NT!!
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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: What? Where? on Saturday 29th of May 11:14 PM, 1999
PH33R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mel cache1.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
not much on Tuesday 25th of May 2:08 PM, 1999 (Mel)
I felt guilty for not posting messages, and Opie is getting mad,
*message*
thankyou please come again
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Matt 216-100-153-204.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.204] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: not much on Thursday 3rd of June 6:12 PM, 1999 (im@bored.com)
*post*
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Monday 24th of May 10:06 AM, 1999
damn it, write more people! what else am i meant to do at design school if not read comments!??!?
sheesh
PS congrats jenna on the marriage thingy :) i dont think i mentioned that before
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Matt 216-100-153-160.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.160] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: no subject on Monday 24th of May 12:19 PM, 1999
Damn. I forget what i was going to say
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SatyrVsToiletBowl dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Fuck me on Sunday 23rd of May 3:39 PM, 1999 (porcelain@bus.com.au)
FUcken me I am so fucken fucked up. I begged a machine to turn off and a woman to fuck me/. fuck im fucken fucked
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The Clan OSOAL osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
The Legacy Ends on Saturday 22nd of May 1:53 AM, 1999 (admin@osoal.org.nz)
On the eve of the twenty second day of the fifth month in the year of our lord nineteen hundred and ninety nine, brave drunkards from clan O.S.O.A.L. while weakened from previous confrontations with ye devils insideous sixty two one hundredths finest distilled liquor, were victorous in thyne struggle. While many were lost in the frenzied battle, good overcame evil in the throws of combination of nine score and three days of war.
Casualties raged numerous on both sides. The victorious warriors penetrated the inner sanctum of thyne MadJacq'us. The valiant Sir Brook, slayer of moderately sized leafy vegetables of the realm of Shed, struck the mortal blow against thyne sworn enemy, conquering the Inebriation deamon (inibd[666]]) MadJacques. The sacrifices of the innards to procure a victory weighed heavily upon the folk of the clan.
In any war the infliction of destruction and deacy lurks heavy as a hideous and cruel spectre over thyne good people. Such was thyne abhorred encounter upon thou sacred lands of thyne Shed.
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Sir George (Knight of revulsio dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: The Legacy Ends on Saturday 22nd of May 2:40 AM, 1999 (pens_dad@trucks.com.au)
Aye, I salute you fine warriors in your moon of victory. You may wear the salutations of me and my brothers of the scarred table (Canberra Linux Users Group {AKA Canberra Unemployed Freeloading Socialists})
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Friday 21st of May 3:33 PM, 1999
The Brain
Neurological System
Human No. 4603-RTF-264412
21/5/99
Right Foot
Limb System
Human No. 4603-RTF-264412
Attention: Right Foot Management
Re: Contractual discrepensies
Dear Mr Limb,
It has come to our attention, up at head office, that you seem to be slipping behind on your duties as outlined in your contract with us, dated 19/04/79. I wish to point out a number of concerns that i have in regards to the management of your subsidery.
Firstly, from oppinion based on the anual report handed to me by Mr Appendage, our Left Foot manager, you have been running your operations in a similar way to their system.
Mr Appendage has sited numerous occasions when Our Lord, Human No. 4503-RTF-264412, has been out dancing, and you have apparently been acting in a manner not at all disimilar to the Left Foots, and let me assure you Mr Limb, the last thing Our Lord wants is two left feet! You will kindly report back to me within two weeks of methods that your office is undertaking to be differant, whilst still harmoneous, to the Left Foot subsidery.
Secondly, I have it on good authority that it is well known throughout Our Lords workplace, and his personal life, that he has smelly feet.
I realise that a busy man such as yourself can not always be paying strict attention to the finer details of being a foot, but could you please make an effort to talk to the appropriate members of your staff about this problem.
I realise that it is a problem to do with the hygeine of Our Lord, and how often he changes his socks etc, and this is indeed an area of The Brain. I have been in discussion with the boys over in Personality Traits, and we have almost come to an agreement, but if you could please keep up your end of the bargain in regards to not sweating too much, then that would be greatly appreciated.
If you feel you are recieving too much sweat fluid from Right Leg than you can cope with, memo me back and I shall get in contact with them.
Thirdly, I would like to bring up the issue of the broken ankle experienced in your company last month. Again, I wish to convey my deepest sympathese towards you and your staff. You lost alot of good cells that day. But they're with god now.
I realise that this is a touchy issue so soon after the break, but it has been in plaster since the accident, and it appears to me that repair efforts have been slipping recently. Left Foot, as you will remember, broke its ankle two years ago, and by this time had already cleansed the area, and had started re-knitting the bone together, whereas you are still in the cleansing and anti-trauma stage. Our Lord is not happy with the progress, and neither are his doctors (Humans numbering 2564-FGY-234564 and 19534-UKJW-934987)
So could you please try and speed up the process. You are fully aware of the steps required to apply for extra plasma and calcium.
I have been very happy with you in the past, and in general your performance has been good, but you seem to be letting things get on top of you. If you do not improve in the next few months, your whole company might become infected with bacteria, and they'll have to amputate. You wouldnt want that, would you?
I hope to hear a full report back to me in the next two weeks
Yours sincerely,
The Brain
P.S. You shouldnt even be dancing on a broken ankle!
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Shakesbeare p5-max15.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.133] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Friday 21st of May 5:49 PM, 1999
erm, I think I have a short attention span :(
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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Mince on Wednesday 19th of May 6:21 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
There was just an ad for mince on TV! I thought YOU'D appreciate the significance of this.
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Opium p9-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.9] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Mince on Thursday 20th of May 1:55 PM, 1999
due to the apparent populat demand on mince and mince based products (such as canned mince, and wrapped mince (*1)) there has became a need also for new mince advertising strategies. The following is a Satchi and Satchi endorsed (*2) list of the ten best ways to sell mince:
10: "buy it! it's red!"
9: "buy it! It's dead!"
8: "straight from the cow, right to your liver!"
7: "dont think of it as mince, think of it as an investment in your future
6: "it sure beats shorts"
5: "it's full of vitamin M"
4: "what you dont know about it, wont hurt you!"
3: "think of it as thousands of Cocktail Steaks"
2: "you can stick it to your but!"
And the number one way to sell mince:
1: "we thaught that good healthy meat was so good, it deserved to be chopped up in to millions of pieces!"
* These products may or may not contain mince
*2 Or to put it another way, it ISNT endorsed by satchi and satchi
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Matt 216-100-153-99.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.99] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: Mince on Thursday 20th of May 1:55 PM, 1999
mmm mince
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Morning on Wednesday 19th of May 9:35 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I just went and bought all the bits i need to fix my bike.
I still dont have a car, I can tell its going to be expensive when I do get it back.
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
Re: Morning on Wednesday 19th of May 9:52 AM, 1999
what happened to your car?
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: Morning on Wednesday 19th of May 10:16 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I took it in to have new suspension / struts / miscellaneous steering bits replaced. Its also getting slightly lowered.
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Wednesday 19th of May 9:00 AM, 1999
hmm. it's troubling when you arrive for class and no one else is here including the tutor, and all the lights are off.
i probably had a hand in today or something *shrug*
anyway... hurry up and post lots of meaningless things people, or my life will be totally boring
tah tah
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Opium p6-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.6] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 18th of May 3:57 PM, 1999
oh yeah, jenna...
we sell heaps of tools made by people called "Dayton tools", so i guess there's a good chance they're made near where you live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ISNT THAT NUTS!!!?!?!?
mm anyway, buh bye
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katia a151.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.151] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 25th of May 9:54 PM, 1999 (katia)
yeah, Opie....We have lots of "TOOLS" in Dayton
bahahahahahhahahaha
J
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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 25th of May 10:01 PM, 1999
k
*run*
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Opium p6-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.6] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 18th of May 1:47 PM, 1999
oh what a crappy crappy wee world this is, isnt it?
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Matt ras110.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.210] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)
boredom on Tuesday 18th of May 12:28 PM, 1999
Thought I'd post this cause I've got nothing else to do
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Satyricon unix.adam[203.37.68.131] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Re: boredom on Wednesday 19th of May 1:42 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
You need a woman Matt. I heard SW is single. heh. Oh. Phj33r the fucken illegal DNS, neggrax.
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Matt ras0.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.100] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: boredom on Wednesday 19th of May 2:29 PM, 1999
All the good ones are taken/hate me.. even the bad
ones hate me..
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
Re: boredom on Wednesday 19th of May 8:52 AM, 1999
/me the neggrax stands still with phj33r
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Opium p30-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.222] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 16th of May 7:37 PM, 1999
hmm, i finally found your message Jenna.
i didnt expect to see questions for me under replys to matts reply to mel, but anyway... :P
i was at design school till 9om cause i was doing my illustratior assignment, and my cousin was picking me up at 9pm to go round to brooks place to get the Office 97 CD, and then we dropped me home and i installed stuff for her and stuff and then i went to sleep. Theeeee end.
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.8 i686)
Hmm on Sunday 16th of May 3:09 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Looks exactly the same as the last one ( browser version ).
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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: Hmm on Monday 17th of May 7:26 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
According to tridgell (and /., but tridgell is more objective than that opinionated CmdrTaco cuntrag) 4.6 was a bugfix release, minimal if any new code.
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matt ras64.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.164] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: Hmm on Sunday 16th of May 2:44 PM, 1999
Bug fixes?
Since I installed Q3test and the latest GameSpy
(used to look for quake servers)netscape has been crashing,
even when it was running. heh
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matt ras88.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.188] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: Hmm on Monday 17th of May 12:13 AM, 1999
..or maybe not.. its still crashing
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.8 i686)
Microsoft on Saturday 15th of May 4:52 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Aha
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:43:44 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/comments.cgi HTTP/1.0" 200 12343
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:44:06 +1200] "GET /osoal/osoal.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 8274
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:44:27 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/comments.cgi HTTP/1.0" 200 12343
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:46:07 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/favicon.ico HTTP/1.0" 404 674
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:46:15 +1200] "GET /favicon.ico HTTP/1.0" 404 674
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:48:58 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/comments.cgi?mode=1&path=/550/&load=10 HTTP/1.0" 200 3707
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:03:56:23 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/comments.cgi HTTP/1.0" 200 12343
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:07:01:17 +1200] "GET /osoal/pics/teleport1.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 88984
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:07:03:40 +1200] "GET /osoal/pics/teleport2.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 96309
131.107.3.75 - - [01/May/1999:08:45:26 +1200] "GET /cgi-bin/comments.cgi HTTP/1.0" 200 12343
Consider him well, THE ENEMY!!!!!
[ root@yak ] [ Sat May 15 04:50:42am ]
[ /home/httpd/logs ]# host 131.107.3.75
75.3.107.131.IN-ADDR.ARPA domain name pointer tide75.microsoft.com
This has been a public announcement for the peoples republic of satan.
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katia a175.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.175] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
OPIE on Friday 14th of May 9:06 PM, 1999 (Jinkies)
OPIE, COME ON IRC SO I CAN ARGUE WITH YOU, YA DUM SHIT
J
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Friday 14th of May 7:32 PM, 1999
I need a stiff drink
(or a soft drink in a hard casing)
/me falls asleep
like you care
ok bye
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Friday 14th of May 6:33 PM, 1999
you want a story? fine!
Once upon a time there was a tranquiliser dealer named Jenna...ah...er.. Betty. Yeah, Betty.
She lived in a very big mansion ontop a very big hill (twice as big as the next biggest hill, but only half as big as the famous big hill "Little ol' Yellow Hill", last seen 1969. Bue i digress...
Nobody knew why she was so rich. She didnt have a job (although she did occasionaly attend a hospital where she was seen to partake in the opening of cans of Whoopass on her person) But apart from the splendid bruises and urine gifts left in her handbag, it didnt pay very well.
Indeed there was a much more saudid story to how she made her money. Yes that's right: she used to sell tranquilisers to children. The children didnt have much money, but they paid through their teeth (they didnt have money boxes in those parts. Bloody americans. Anywho...)
It got such that the children couldnt get enough tranquilisers to support their addiction, for they ran out of money quickly,(or sometimes they just couldnt be fucked walking up the damn hill) so all the children of the land (sept for Billy, he was exempt under Section 6-B of the "Child Addicts Bill" of 1985, sub-paragrah 7) where was I? oh yeah: so all the children of the land hatched a cunning plan to con their parents of their money.
They set up their own company, and sent their parents fake invoices for cash payable (i only said it was cunning, i didnt say it was interesting or literaraly extraordinary) And because their parents were so unbelievably ameri... er, stupid, they kept writing checks out to this strange "Just One Fix Ltd" place.
One day, one of the parents got suspicous. He got up, scratched his but, and promptly forgot what he was thinking. Bloody americans. Anyway... on with the story...
Betty was getting richer and richer, wealthier and wealthier, afluenter and afluenter well you get the idea, but alas she didnt only sell the tranquilsers, she also used them, which would prove to be her undoing! UNDOING!!!!!!!!
Betty was uping her dose of tranquilisers at a steady (and medically unrecommended) rate each day, and before long, she was living out her days in a morbidly fascinating drunken stupor, of which she had no control over. She became tardy with her money. She started to undercharge the little children.
The chlidren thaught this was great! The were getting their fix for sometimes 10 times less the usual amount! The children kept sending their parents fake invoices, and before long had amassed a rather big stockpile of hard cash, which they used to buy black market weaponary and second-hand Russian fighter planes (as you do)
With their newly created arsenal, the little kids struk at bettys household with the full fury of their milatary machine. Little was left of her house. Betty was fine though. She was so zonked out on tranquilisers that her limbs stayed attached to her body during the explosions because she was too tired to have them fly off her (?) Soon afterwards, the children stormed the house and stole all the tranquilisers. They had enough tranquilisers to feed an army! (a small army) but they were a less than small army so they took them anyway! "YIPPEE!!!" said the children as they ran down the hill and went and sat by the river to get high.
Betty eventually woke up from her tranquiliser induced semi-coma that she'd been living in for the past 4 weeks, and thaught "oh fuck"
"oh fuck" she said, to further emphasise this point
she HAD to get tranquilisers, but all the little shit heads had them! (she thaught)
She tried everything to get some from them! Sexual favours, speaking nice, calling them good, giving them biscuits, but alas, they still held out.
Finally, some bright (yet later to be revealed, stupid) kid had the bright idea that they could give her tranquilisers in exchange for mental health advise. And they were all in need of that, seeing as they were american kids n'all.
The little wee kids in trench-coats were first, and jenna made them all better. Then the little wee kids who would grow up to be infedelable presidents got their heads shrunk. Followed by all the hundredsof other zonked out fucked up american loser babies.
Betty was over the moon!!! she had all her tranquilisers back!! and the little kids were so mentally healthy, they didnt need the drugs anymore!
But many years later the little shits grew up to be very sucsessful facists, lawyers, accountants and other such trades-people and they ruled the country like they ruled their bedrooms: with an iron fist (copyright 1987 The Naked Gun)
They made a whole shitload of really mean laws, and broguht back public executions and all sorts of cool stuff.
Eventually all bettys drug taking meant that she too was sodomised by the long penis of the law (so to speak. wow, that was really gross, i must be tired...)
All the little children (who were more like adults now, but ill call them children for clarities stake) chained her up to a stick outside Taco Bell, and threw swords at her till she died.
But she got the last laugh! because she was zonked out of her mind and didnt feel a thing!
Theeeee end
bah who cares anyway
im gonna go now
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Sunday 16th of May 2:24 AM, 1999
Heheheh
Opie That Rocked!!
:D
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katia a175.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.175] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: no subject on Friday 14th of May 6:39 PM, 1999 (katia)
thank you Opie for the lovely story. I especially enjoyed your spelling.
Keep up the good work.
J
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katia a175.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.175] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
YOU PEOPLE on Friday 14th of May 6:03 PM, 1999 (katia@shup.com)
BY GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE BORING. CAN'T YOU USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS
AND WRITE A FEW STORIES OR SOMETHING? PATHETIC.....THAT'S ALL
I CAN SAY...PATHETIC
J
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Friday 14th of May 5:37 PM, 1999
yay, it's 5:30pm, so not many people are at design school. there's 5 people in this computer room, and yay the link to tech is going "fast" *gag* so using Nutscab is almost bordering on enjoyable!
i have to hang around here till 9pm. ive gotta design two more signs for use in an airport using illustrator. if anyone wants to help out (ie if you're really bored or drunk or both) then make some for me in BMP form, and email them to sanderso@design.wnp.ac.nz and ill trace round them in illustrator and use them :)
bah nobody cares anyway
ok bye
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Mel cache1.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
lalala on Thursday 13th of May 7:53 PM, 1999 (Mel@mel.mel)
I havn't posted a message for a while...so here it is.
*message*
there are you happy now!
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Matt ras87.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.187] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.8 i686)
Re: lalala on Thursday 13th of May 11:23 PM, 1999
No. I'll never be happy
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katia a175.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.175] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
tardy on Friday 14th of May 6:29 PM, 1999 (katia@love.com)
OPIE, WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD DO YOU HAVE TO HANG AROUND
DESIGN SCHOOL UNTIL 9PM????? CONFESS YOUR SINS OR BE FOREVER DAMNED
J
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
Re: lalala on Friday 14th of May 5:33 PM, 1999
i'm with him
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mel cache2.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.6] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Re: lalala on Friday 14th of May 1:44 PM, 1999
why?
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Thursday 13th of May 1:40 PM, 1999 (opium@strip.net.nz)
god using these computers is painfully slow
me thinks they would be wise to install netscape on the local HD rather than having to get every little shity bit of info off an already slow link to the polytech
i think ill start a citizens initiated referendum on the subject
and ive got to hang round here for an hour to wait for the stupid bit of platic and shit to arrive at the workshop *moan*
*twiddle thumbs*
i might do some illustrator work or something
bah you dont care anyway
ok ill just go now
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.7 i686)
Re: cranking up netscape off a network drive on Friday 14th of May 1:28 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
/me makes generic remark about never running _any_ binaries off a network share.
*fmrmghgh* network design *sdsfgnnghgh* gun *ghhdnghsh* shoot damn *fhghhsgh* system admin *shghahghbn*
Takes me almost three seconds to load netscape on this machine.
Takes 35 seconds from an nfs share, mac ( or windows ) file sharing isnt as fast as nfs ( nfs has been called slow as well ).
Enough of my prattling, I grow tired of hearing myself talk.
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Satyricon sailor.lib.md.us[198.76.201.196] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
Re: no subject on Thursday 13th of May 5:17 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
Fucken! Yeah man we have to load a whole fuckjen copy of win 3.11 from a fucken dchp cunt fucken server here and fuck me its a fucken hasle dude. fuck that spelling was gfucken shonky and fuck im BORED.
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
Re: no subject on Friday 14th of May 5:32 PM, 1999
oh my!
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Satyricon sailor.lib.md.us[198.76.201.196] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
debian! on Wednesday 12th of May 5:04 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
DEBIAN! .debs for the masses! Abolish dselect and give me dpkg -i, bitch
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JInkies a064.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.64] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
NO FIGHTING on Wednesday 12th of May 4:11 PM, 1999 (Jinkies)
Dear Opie,
Shells and I have petty fights for amusement. They are not serious and all in good fun. You, however should not bring real issues in here because the vultures are just waiting for something to pounce upon for blackmail purposes.
Sincerely,
JInkies
PS: Who wants to play flame war with me next???
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Matt ras47.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.147] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: NO FIGHTING on Wednesday 12th of May 4:12 PM, 1999 (mtthewr@catchnet.com.au)
ME! ME! ME!
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Shakesbeare p22-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.150] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Wednesday 12th of May 12:10 PM, 1999
THATS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!
and the jenna thing was serious
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Shakesbeare p22-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.150] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 12th of May 12:47 PM, 1999
er wasn't serious
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Wednesday 12th of May 8:35 AM, 1999
but oh yeah that's right, you dont want to put any effort in, because it's not important to you at all
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.7 i686)
Coooonnnnezzz on Wednesday 12th of May 4:17 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I agree in principle, we should all have conez!
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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 12th of May 11:52 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
Wanna cone opie?
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Wednesday 12th of May 8:34 AM, 1999 (opium@strip.net.nz)
if you put as much effort in to our relationship as you do in to petty fights then maybe things would be alot better
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Wednesday 12th of May 8:29 AM, 1999 (opium@strip.net.nz)
im on jennas side
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Jinkies a064.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.64] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 12th of May 4:12 PM, 1999 (JInkies)
you are not allowed to be on my side....go buy shelley a ring.
The Jinkies
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JInkies a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 7:27 PM, 1999 (jinks)
ALLRIGHT SHELLEY.....LETS SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
MEET ME IN OZ...WE'LL MUD WRESTLE....WINNER TAKES ALL...LOSER SLEEPS
WITH THE GOGS (AND I DO MEAN ALL OF THEM)
KATIA THE FEROCIOUS
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Shakesbeare p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 7:30 PM, 1999
Only losers mud wrestle and only sluts sleep with the gods. I could go on about you being america too, but I'm not THAT cruel.bahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha hahahahahahahahaha!
P.S what took so long in posting, couldn't you find the caps lock key? :)
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jinkies a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 7:33 PM, 1999 (jinkies)
I do sleep with the Gods...its the GOGS that I am araid of...you know you WANT to be an AMERICAN
you filthy cow.....EVERYONE DOES.
BTW, no weapons during the wrestle except fingernails and teeth
Jinks
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Shakesbeare p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 7:35 PM, 1999
I wouldn't want to go to sleep if I were you, you may not have any hair left in the morning :)
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Shakesbeare p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 7:32 PM, 1999
er...only sluts sleep with the gogs ;)
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Matt the gog ras65.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.165] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 7:49 PM, 1999
Oi! I resemble that remark!
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Jinkies a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 7:37 PM, 1999 (Jinkeis)
Only Sluts sleep with the GOGS and shelley who is gonna lose the mud wrestling contest
Jinx
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Shakesbeare p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 7:46 PM, 1999
I'm not entering the mud wrestling contest. It's below me and I'd rather verbally fight....but seeing as you're not up to it.....we may as well declare me the winner
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jinkies a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 7:49 PM, 1999 (jinkies)
You win nothing....you are no match for my wits or verbal sparing
ability. Physically, I could pulverize you...I choose to allow
you to live to warn others not to mess with me. Perhaps, Mr palmer
will conduct a poll to determine the outcome of this flamewar.
That is, when he's sober.
Jinx Kat
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Shakesbeare p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 7:57 PM, 1999
Your obsession with Mr Palmer is your weakness. You only refer to him when you have nothing left to say and want attention. It's childlike and well maybe we were wrong about you. Maybe you're younger than you say. Of course if this is the case then you cna't possibly be american, otherwise it would make you an intelligent 7 year old.
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jinkies a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 8:00 PM, 1999 (jinkies)
YOU A MEAN BEOTCH.......ok, you got me, I'm a seven year old genius
and I can can still whoop your ass :P
ANYONE CARE TO PLACE A BET?????
Jinkies
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Sieben proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Wednesday 12th of May 4:48 PM, 1999 (seven@acidcity.org.au)
yes jinkies why do you keep sending us pictures of your Grandmother?
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Shakesbeare p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 8:08 PM, 1999
Oh, you misunderstood. I never said you were INTELLIGENT, I just said that if you lived in America then maybe you'd be considered intelligent...which isn't saying much
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jinkies a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 8:10 PM, 1999 (jinkies)
that's the best you can do??? Shells, you need iron supplements
or something.....Have your people call my people, we'll do lunch
Jinkies
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Shakesbeare p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: FINAL SHOWDOWN on Tuesday 11th of May 8:12 PM, 1999
ooooooooooo, what an intelligent response....."we'll do lunch"
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JinkiesTheWarrior a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 6:49 PM, 1999 (ummm)
Shelley, you poor misguided pristine little virgin. I did not colour my
black hair with OPIE's red crayons. No, instead I used his crayons to
write vulgar limricks on his backside (but you wouldn't know bout that
would ya?)And shelley, put on some make up once in awhile, wear pink,
GF....let the world know you are a girlie and proud of it.
Jinkies
PS: I can learn to play Quake faster than you.
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BattleBear p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 6:53 PM, 1999
Jinna Jinna Jinna, Opie doesn't own any crayons nor has he ever, he is allergic to them, just the very word crayon send him into convulsions that if not stopped in 15 secs sends him to his death.
And Jinna, haven't you learned that your cracked makeup look isn't good? Or are you trying to look like a poorly made sculpture?
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JinkiesTheWarrior a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 7:00 PM, 1999 (Avon.com)
Shelley, Shelley, SHelley.....don't you know OPie is allergic to you
he was just being nice. I 'll have you know my face is just as beautiful with or
withhout make-up. Besides, all my good make-up was stolen by that Scottish bastard, Kholin.
Shelley, when are you gonna admit that you are only using Opie to get
closer to AMy??? Confess GF, no one will mock you.
Jinkies
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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 11:06 PM, 1999
What the fuck?!?
Where did I come into this?
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Shakesbeare p26-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.218] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Battlebear on Friday 14th of May 1:54 PM, 1999
Jinna is having trouble acknowledging her affair with you ;)
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EvilCareBear ras65.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.165] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 7:10 PM, 1999
She's only using Opie to make me Jelous
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Shakesbeare p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 7:19 PM, 1999
But it's not working, you're too blind to see Opie
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Matt ppp127-159.lns1.syd3.internode.on.net[150.101.127.159] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
Re: Battlebear on Friday 27th of February 11:48 PM, 2004
heh. funny how things work out
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BattleBear p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 7:03 PM, 1999
Me? Gte closer to Amy? or did you mean that you wanted to get closer to amy. I've heard all about your attempts to cyber her. Kinky stuff you lemon wench.
You really should learnt o type faster, you type so slow even your keyboard falls asleep, if it ahsn't already been covered by the cracking foundation falling off your face
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JInkies a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 7:10 PM, 1999 (uh oh)
NO NO NO, I know its YOU who wishes she were AMy. Shelley, just why
are you going to Uni? I thought you wanted to be Mrs opie and stay home
and play with your carebears all day. Its ok, you know...you could spend your afternoons
in the shid with the shidlings until you have to go home
and cook opie's dinner and fetch his slippers. Maybe,
he'll even allow you to read the newspaper. Well, maybe the comics. Shells, what can you
possibly do with a degree in poster making anyway??? I'd ask for a refund if I were you.
Jinkies
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BattleBear p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 7:12 PM, 1999
Maybe I could make a huge poster and strangle you with it :)
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Jinkies a143.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 7:14 PM, 1999 (kkkk)
MAKE A POSTER OF GARETH!!!!!!
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Shakesbeare p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Battlebear on Tuesday 11th of May 7:17 PM, 1999
What a good idea. I'm sure he'd love to be the one to strangle you
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Battlebear p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Skanky hoes on Tuesday 11th of May 6:40 PM, 1999
Jinna you skanky skanky ho. Your firey red hair does not fool me. Next time get real hair dye, crayola crayons aren't meant to be used for colouring hair. I know you have many grey hairs, but crayons are used for colouring in pictures, not grey hairs!
wanna take me on? do ya do ya do ya?!??!? huh huh??!?!? ANSWER ME WENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EvilCareBear ras65.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.165] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: Skanky hoes on Tuesday 11th of May 6:43 PM, 1999
I'm going to abduct all your bears
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BattleBear p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Skanky hoes on Tuesday 11th of May 6:47 PM, 1999
Is that the best you can come up with you crayola colured hair wench? oooooooo, this will be too easy!
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EvilCareBear ras65.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.165] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: Skanky hoes on Tuesday 11th of May 6:51 PM, 1999
I'm Matt you silly bear. Prepare to be abducted
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MechBear p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Skanky hoes on Tuesday 11th of May 6:56 PM, 1999
prepare to be annihilated, however you spell it
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McBear ras65.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.165] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: Skanky hoes on Tuesday 11th of May 7:05 PM, 1999
prepare to be deep fried
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VoodooBear p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Skanky hoes on Tuesday 11th of May 7:15 PM, 1999
prepare for anything *grin*
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BattleBear p16-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.144] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Skanky hoes on Tuesday 11th of May 6:49 PM, 1999
oopse, that wasn't jinna
ANYWAY hurry up and attack you skanky crayola coloured wench!!!!!!!!1
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DeadBeef the drunken dwarf cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.7 i686)
and yes fuck that email address that works on Sunday 9th of May 3:42 AM, 1999 (drunk@osoal.org.nz)
I just added it.
druuuunk as shit.
thank you.
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Opium p59-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.123] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Friday 7th of May 8:50 PM, 1999
ssshhhh secret squirrel...
according to my scources, (ie the nice man at sounds in north city plaza) the new ministry album will be out here may 17th or 18th (it arrive on the 17th and be in stores on the 18th i think) but i havent been able to confirm that with any other music stores ive been to. The guy at sounds was gonna check it out for me especially though, and he rung me and told me at home, so i reckon he's trustworthy, so yeah. that's about it. k bye
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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
WM Theme on Tuesday 4th of May 4:03 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
The (un)official OSOAL WM theme is now available for download, get it soon before the Australian internet censorship legislation gets amended to ban anything covertly humourous or dangerously witty.
http://satyricon.goldweb.com.au/osoal.tgz
$ cp osoal.tgz ~/GNUstep/Library/WindowMaker/
$ tar -xzf ~/GNUstep/Library/WindowMaker/osoal.tgz
"Two pixmaps should be enough for anybody"
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.6 i686)
Slackware =) on Monday 3rd of May 3:13 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Real life example of why people shouldnt run slackware.
http://w ww.planetquake.com/bop/thenotes.html
Note: to install Q3 Arena under redhat,
1. Make sure you have a video card the redhat installer supports.
2. Install Redhat.
3. If you have a Voodoo Graphics based card:
(w)get ht tp://glide.xxedgexx.com/Glide_VG-2.46-1.i386.rpm
rpm -Uvh Glide_VG-2.46-1.i386.rpm
Or if you have V2 based card(s)
(w)get ht tp://glide.xxedgexx.com/Glide_V2-2.53-1.i386.rpm
rpm -Uvh Glide_V2-2.53-1.i386.rpm
4. (w)get ht tp://glide.xxedgexx.com/Device3Dfx-2.0-1.src.rpm
rpm --rebuild Device3Dfx-2.0-1.src.rpm
rpm -Uvh /usr/src/redhat/RPMS/i386/Device3Dfx-2.0-1.i386.rpm
5. rpm -Uvh ftp://ftp.cdrom.com/pub/idgames /idstuff/quake3/linux/q3test-1.03-glibc-6.i386.rpm ( this will take a while )
6. Do it:
Crank up X ( startx )
Click on something to get a shell
change to /usr/local/games/q3test ( cd /usr/local/games/q3test )
run it ( ./linuxquake3 )
enjoy.
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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.4 i686)
Crappy background on Monday 3rd of May 11:12 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)
Um. I made a really crap 5 minute job cunt OSOAL background and ill make more and WM themerise it once ive got some beer in me.
http://satyricon.goldweb.com.au/wmosoal.jpg
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Shakesbeare p8-max15.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.136] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
pics on Sunday 2nd of May 10:23 PM, 1999
Who's the short dude in some of the pics in Act II?
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katia a125.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.125] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: pics on Wednesday 5th of May 3:57 AM, 1999 (katia@munchkin.com)
DON'T CALL HIM A SHORT DOOD, HE'S MY FATHER...I'LL THANK YOU NOT TO INSULT MY PATRIARCH :p
KATIA
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Werd dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Re: pics on Wednesday 5th of May 9:57 AM, 1999
werd to dis IE4, neggrax.
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Farmer Joe shelley.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.26] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
q3 on Friday 30th of April 11:47 PM, 1999 (tama@pnn)
bastard... :)
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.6 i686)
Me again on Friday 30th of April 10:49 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
I have some screenshots now:
This is a shot of most of the second map from the air.
htt p://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/q3testmap2.jpg
A shot of the quad for no other reason than I thought it looked cool.
http://we b.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/quad.jpg
A rather uninteresting series of me following one of the jump pads to its destination.
http://w eb.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/jump1.jpg
http://w eb.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/jump2.jpg
http://w eb.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/jump3.jpg
Me with the quaded shotgun, shooting the floor because it has a cool effect.
ht tp://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/quadshotgun.jpg
Shooting the floor with the rocket launcher.
http ://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/explosion.jpg
The resulting scorchmark from the explosion, from another angle.
htt p://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/scorchmark.jpg
A view of a teleport ( cool! ).
http ://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/teleport1.jpg
http ://web.osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/teleport2.jpg
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.6 i686)
Me again on Friday 30th of April 8:09 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Some more stuff, it works in 1024x768 for me ( Q2 didnt ), it doesnt get any slower than 800x600 which is more a function of the V2's rather than anything fantastic about Q3. It feels alot more like Quake than Quake2, which I think is a positive thing. Alot of the sounds are borrowed from Quake1 / Quake2.
Oh and curved surfaces are cool, I hope the initial crowd of map makers find it in their hearts to use them tastefully, some of the initial Q2 maps were like Red, Green, Blue everywhere, bugger using textures, coloured lighting is a cool toy.
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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.6 i686)
Q3Test on Friday 30th of April 7:50 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)
Q3 is going to rock, after about 5 minutes of running around in a level ( by myself ), the cool things have been that you can see through the teleports to whatever the destination is, the weapons leave 'damage' on the scenery ( the plasma gun effect as it fades off is cool ). It doesnt run that well on my celery at spec, there is a hint of the fluidness gone, its hard to tell without benchmarking it though. I'd have to reboot to try at a higher clock. Reboot bad.
I downloaded it to here, so I might as well put a link to it.
ftp://ftp.osoal.org.nz/pub/q3test/q3test-1.03-glib c-6.i386.rpm
I'm off to try and get the sound to go :)
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maharG b001-m006-p006.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.70] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
nothing special on Tuesday 27th of April 7:24 PM, 1999 (grhama@osoal.org.nz)
yes, i am in agreement over simons comment on the gruel poem by lincoln
i say... MORE!!! GIVE US MORE!!! BRAVO!!! and all that hoo-ha.
anyways, i'm so tough, that when i get up for breakfast, my rice-bubbles don't go 'snap, crackle, pop', they say, 'shhhhh, here he comes!!!!'
sorry bout that
nevermind
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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.5 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Monday 26th of April 7:20 PM, 1999
that poem rocked, Lincoln.
this next one isnt nearly as good but is loosely about gruel and im just trying to fill in time while i sit here so ill post it up anyway :P
"You are old," said the youth, "and
your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than gruel;
Still, you ate shoes and blankets, and
your fortune did seek
In the North, 'mid privations cruel."
"In my youth, said the grandfather,
"I ate at the Dorm,
And took all my meals without sighing,
But my jaws, how they worked,--though
thin was my form,--
'Twas meat stew kept me tough and from dying." (Gates, p.86)
this ones cooler but i found it second so it's been pasted second :)
When Knightley asked for his "jewel,"
Mr. Woodhouse thought it cruel.
His anger vented,
He soon relented
And then sought solace in gruel.
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katia a165.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.165] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 27th of April 11:15 AM, 1999 (Katia@terrorism.com)
OPIE.....YOU SO CRAZY.....you know the problems the osoal people
have been having with their server???? coincidence???? I don't think so
BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
K.
PS: does anyone else realize that deadbeef wears a black trenchcoat? Coincidence?
I think not.
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