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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64; rv:15.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/15.0.1
If thou invoke the persons.. on Friday 26th of June 10:48 AM, 2015 (
graham@osoal.org.nz)

... then they shall respond.

My god, I haven't posted here since 2007. I'm old now.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/43.0.2357.124 Safari/537.36
Definitely HUMAN on Friday 19th of June 1:51 PM, 2015 (
lincoln@osoal.org.nz)

Whirr, click, click, click, clank, err I mean hello fellow persons.

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ttttt Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/30.0.1599.66 Safari/537.36
Your ntp server could be overloaded on Monday 21st of October 12:12 PM, 2013 (
ttttt@yopmail.com)

Hello,

You ntp server 202.21.137.10 is in the oceania.pool.ntp.org list.

But it's overloaded, sometimes I get the message "202.21.137.10 rate limit response from server."


Thanks

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Matt [2001:44b8:62:80:bc11:5299:9045:91a4] Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1b2) Gecko/20081201 Firefox/3.1b2
Hello on Wednesday 25th of February 5:18 PM, 2009

Anybody still alive?

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux x86_64; en-US; rv:1.9) Gecko/2008061017 Firefox/3.0
First IPv6 post? on Wednesday 9th of July 7:26 PM, 2008 (
spam@osoal.org.nz)

New web server, new internet protocol, new co-location room, same old crap =)

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686 (x86_64); en-GB; rv:1.8.0.3) Gecko/20060425 SUSE/1.5.0.3-7 Firefox/1.5.0.3
Coz I can on Thursday 22nd of February 1:47 PM, 2007 (
graham@osoal.org.nz)

I seriously doubt that ANYONE ever comes here any more. but on the off-chance that there is a visitation from someone other than myself...

'NOODLES!!!!'

I hast spoken.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
3l33t on Wednesday 1st of December 12:44 AM, 2004 (
sw@osoal.org.nz)

f1rz7 p0s7 1n 0v3r 4 y34r !@#$@!#!!@#

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
we sure did leave a mess around here ernie on Tuesday 25th of March 8:57 PM, 2003

does anyone still exist?

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Catch22 Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.3a) Gecko/20021212
π on Wednesday 22nd of January 10:09 PM, 2003 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

The word `osoal' exists at index 1028893300 in π, It appears alot sooner than the word `god.' Amen.

http://pi.nersc.gov/

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The Woodster 203-79-102-94.tnt14.paradise.net.nz[203.79.102.94] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
fun things on Friday 10th of January 12:00 AM, 2003 (
stu@milktwosugars.com)

Can I draw your attention to:
http://www.b3ta.com - I know it suits your sense of humour

Woodster

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 24th of December 8:16 PM, 2002

Christmas.... the time for beer, car accidents and homicidal axe-wielding neighbours dressed in $2 shop Santa suits.

"Deck the halls with streams of blood, fa la la la laaah, la laa la laaah"

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Clueless Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/3.0.0; Linux)
what i was actually hoping to find... on Saturday 21st of December 8:53 PM, 2002

what i was actually hoping to find, was a site to download SuSE8 updates in NZ

anyone got any clues?

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Clueless Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/3.0.0; Linux)
ha.. whats this then??? on Saturday 21st of December 8:28 PM, 2002 (
not@me)

OK i stumbled accross this from linux.paradise.net.nz and it seems to be a bit of a work in progress...

so whats the story?
is this intended for the geek masses?

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.2b) Gecko/20021029 Phoenix/0.4
no subject on Friday 1st of November 1:34 PM, 2002

hello

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Friday 9th of August 11:16 AM, 2002

is there going to be a partay at the House 'o Fun?? That would be cool. Give us the perfect excuse to play lots of HACK, drink lots of BEER, hopefully watch some funny CARTOONS.

yeah.

and thats how it is.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:28 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

um, ok so aparently we're having a party on the 11th of august at the roxburgh house of fun, so if yall turn up I will try not to hit you with a hammer.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020408
no subject on Wednesday 7th of August 12:14 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

where can i get a cafe latte with
a sliver of fresh ginger, cinnamon and star anise

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 24th of July 2:22 PM, 2002

theres a post on slashdot about someone making a cookbook for liunx users... i thought you guys might want to send in the recipe for Gruel(tm).... it might be kinda funny if other people kill their insides with it too... *grin*

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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs...... shakesbeare.com[210.8.244.253] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
maharG! on Saturday 13th of July 6:15 PM, 2002

I know someone whos looking for you.... run away! run away!

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
no subject on Friday 28th of June 12:02 PM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

Umm...

...party!

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The mini-golfer formerly known 202-49-249-99.cable2.linuxnet.co.nz[202.49.249.99] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 10th of June 11:20 PM, 2002 (
sibleychri@scs.vuw.ac.nz)

thats right you god damned estro-pup!

yeah.

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Estro on Tuesday 4th of June 6:50 PM, 2002

God Damn it! The Estro-pup has returned. Soon it will be your turn little duck!

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Catch22 Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.0rc2) Gecko/20020510
CA on Tuesday 4th of June 10:32 AM, 2002 (
llama@osoal.org.nz)

Hey kids accept my CA certificate

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.9) Gecko/20020310
no subject on Friday 17th of May 11:25 AM, 2002 (
david at osoal org nz)

Muahhaahaha

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 14th of April 9:06 PM, 2002

cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut

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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
sam is the man of cryptic i am on Thursday 11th of April 11:23 AM, 2002 (
chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)

who let the duck out?
s'uup to da cheese

greetz to the colonel
hail the eggs

scull mother olaf
yo estro-pup

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.8) Gecko/20020204
no subject on Sunday 31st of March 12:53 AM, 2002

Fruit Fucker 2000....

dont move, I'm almost done...

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Buttons 202-0-32-133.paradise.net.nz[202.0.32.133] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Thursday 28th of March 11:37 PM, 2002

Yay! Citylink!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Revised birthday stuff... on Thursday 21st of March 7:36 PM, 2002

Due to popular request, drinikes for my birthday will now be held on Saturday nite, same time, same channel. The more the better, but if there is less, more beer for me!!

Such things are allowed on ones birthday.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Birthday Drinkies. on Wednesday 20th of March 9:05 PM, 2002

Yes.
My birthday is tomorrow. And to mark this less-than-auspicious occasion, there will hopefully be drinks and tunez at Heath & dAvE's place this coming Friday night (22nd). All those who are even only slightly interested in coming, please follow your base instinct, and arrived at aforemontioned abode sometime in the evening. I'm not actually sure what time yet, but around the 'acceptible' time will be tolerated.

This IS necessary.

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McYeast 1Cust40.tnt2.reno.nv.da.uu.net[63.46.83.40] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.2-2 i686)
whoa nelly on Tuesday 19th of March 11:03 AM, 2002 (
tahoe@tahoe.com)

Anyone remeber who Mc yeast is. I was told that I must comment on this page or be killed by Kismet.

So now I hope I wont be killed.

And who did let the Ducks out?

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Da Chris www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
duck on Wednesday 13th of March 2:31 PM, 2002 (
chris.sibley@vuw.ac.nz)

who let the duck out?

oow, oow, oow, oow-oow

who let the duck out?

oow, oow, oow, oow-oow

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Saturday 9th of March 12:17 PM, 2002

check out the StarWars guitar stuff on slashdot.org... tiz cool.

on a wee side note... Mystery Men was going off. Very very cool

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Thursday 7th of March 11:24 PM, 2002

The time is near...

The hour is upon us...

Soon the good and eeevil of this world will come together....

And drink.

Bring forth the rave!!!
Bring forth the ale!!!

It has begun......

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 6th of March 10:21 PM, 2002

Help fight the ego....
The hero's and villian's are gathering...
Who will prevail?
Who will be vanquished?

Time moves towards the reckoning.

Are you prepared?

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 5th of March 9:49 PM, 2002

49:44:35

49:44:42

49:44:50

49:43:04

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Believers of unhappiness BEWARE!! on Monday 4th of March 7:10 PM, 2002

Seeking eeevil doers and miscreants, he dispenses justice and peace, and some awful one liners along the way.
Who is he, you ask? And why does he come?

Friday, my friends....

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
heh on Monday 4th of March 2:53 PM, 2002

i find it really fucked up that XP Pro is being touted as the next big upgrade that we should pay a couple of hundred bucks for....but its only a .1 release.

fuck you microsoft.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
are you sure you're safe.....? on Sunday 3rd of March 6:00 PM, 2002

From the ashes of the toothdecay... comes a new breed of hero. Born into the hardships of life in the tent cities, he seeks to protect those who are needy, and eat more lunch. Fearlessly, he wanders the land, making sure its the putting right that counts... as long as he dosent have to count himself.

Who is this stranger, and what is his purpose??

The answers you seek will all be revealed on Friday.....

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Yay! on Saturday 2nd of March 11:43 PM, 2002

Incubus concert in March!! Yay!

Tool Concert in April!! Yay! and they're even coming to Wellington this time!

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Saty host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0b; Windows NT 5.0; .NET CLR 1.0.2914)
Missile Shortage on Thursday 28th of February 4:14 AM, 2002 (
davidj@goldweb.com.au)

Now that the war on terrorism has been as swift and comprehensive as the war on drugs, we're forced to go to holland to indulge our desires. I can reccomend Hakeem's Hash and Harriets in Groenigan and Abdul Sharif's bongs n bombs of Amsterdam.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
no subject on Sunday 24th of February 2:03 PM, 2002

Yay Cuba Street!!


I love this city
*Big hug*

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 17th of February 4:03 PM, 2002

Remember... Only Users Lose Drugs

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 4th of February 11:46 PM, 2002

VOTE KRAG!!!

I hate moving boxes.
I find it wholly dissatisfying.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 30th of January 1:44 PM, 2002

This is YOUR Cemetary.
If you witness SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOUR
call the LOCAL AUTHORITIES
IMMEDIATELY.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
no subject on Monday 21st of January 4:19 PM, 2002

BDO was kewl.

the end.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; Q312461)
things that go *ping* on Sunday 30th of December 3:09 PM, 2001

Far away, in the land of Syd,
there lives a pinecone called Mid.

Mid is fair, Mid is free,
and completly at home in his tree.

There then came a nasty BugBear,
malicious and without a care.

He came to the tree,
and demanded his fee.

Mid was frightful and awfully sad,
he really did think this BugBear was bad.

"No!", said Mid, with his bark on his hips,
but the Bugbear was firm, and put out the hits.

With a crash and a smash, poor Mid was broken,
and many a word of hurt from BugBear was spoken.

With teeth gnashing, and claws glinting, the BugBear was full of fun,
and poor Mid was nearly done.

But then, from the trees came an inflatable Moose,
running like a train gone loose.

The BugBear was bewildered and confused,
who was this Moose, and was he to be abused.

Moose slapped BugBear in the face with a Stuffed Fish (tm),
and little tiny Mid got his wish.

Glory to all pinecones like Mid,
who live in the fair land of Syd.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Friday 21st of December 6:21 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

i have an abundance of mince

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
meher baba speaks! on Saturday 15th of December 9:54 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

Do you ever feel like the only intelligent conversation you have all day is with the bottom of a bottle at 3am?
Do you ever get in the mood for pain?
Do you ever start fights you know you'll lose just to gratify your sub concious masochism and self hatred?
Do you ever stand up and wish everything would fade to a point where it was so unrecognisable and incomprehensable that your current fears, unhappinesses and insecurities would no longer be applicable?
Yeah well.
I code procedurally for jesus.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:17 PM, 2001 (
david@osoal.org.nz)

you better get ready wellingtown
im coming for YOU!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 4th of December 11:13 PM, 2001

One of Lifes little Ditties...

"Be nice to your chickens, or suffer a painfull, long-drawn out death from blocked
pores... to be administered by Mr. Bear"

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 11:09 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

Man must sit in chair
with mouth open for
very long time
before roast duck fly in.

- Chinese proverb

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mobtek Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/2.2.1; en)
re: smoos on Friday 30th of November 12:32 PM, 2001 (
lordwang@smoo.org)

Which cartoon show had smoo's in it? It was something up there with Meatballs and Spahgetti, its taking over my mind!

narf mobtek

ps: masterfoods chilli beans in a can are evil

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Wednesday 21st of November 10:09 PM, 2001

Sorbet

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
drink of the day on Wednesday 21st of November 9:35 PM, 2001

"This is what I have left in the fridge"

1 count vodka
ice
lemonade
some drops of this sour lemon shit i have (you could try lime if you live on THE EDGE, or if you grew up on THE EDGE!, or at least if your family went there regularly for vacation)

drink

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hmmm..Iforget [192.195.12.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Statistics New Zea
hello on Wednesday 21st of November 5:45 PM, 2001 (
me@seeifthisworks.com)

Cartoons good

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
death and taxes on Thursday 15th of November 11:09 PM, 2001 (
help.me@please.now)

what if i refuse. eh? EH??? bloddy hell, you all think i'm some kind of alcoholic sponge?? fek. a curse on all your carrots!!!!!

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Absinthe and Canadians on Tuesday 13th of November 7:09 PM, 2001 (
Die-Rednecks@hotmail.com)

This friday 16th.
Party at 39 Roxburgh St.
Bring something to Kill a Canadian
(preferably Alcoholic)

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
party on Saturday 10th of November 5:53 PM, 2001

at the flat sat 10th at like night time or
something bring beer drink beer die
we have couches

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
fek on Wednesday 31st of October 8:36 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

i too must applaud the cartooning... if only i could find my hands...

i know i left them here... somewhere....

"boris, did u steal my hands again??"

fucken wench...

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sw (compatible; MSIE 7.5; Windows NT 6.0)
back to the future on Friday 26th of October 1:34 PM, 2001

i seem to have been transported some years into the future, but it looks like windows 2010 is still using the NT4 codebase.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 25th of October 12:07 PM, 2001

And on a completely unrelated note...

Mighty fine cartoon action happening lately... You are to be applauded.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide on Wednesday 24th of October 3:43 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

The following is fiction. And by that, I mean fact. This is what happened when I took DXM on the weekend in canberra. Executive summary - Dont do it!

I drank 2 bottles of robo DX, approx 1.2 grams of DXM. Then, walked into belconnen mall. For some reason, people irritated me if they didnt hail my presence as they past, so I started cursing them. I had this ability to cast spells and was throwing blesses, curses, fireballs and other D&D style shit all over the mall. Then we went to the lake and I lay on the grass tripping, talking about the "pillar of caddis" and "hacker voltron" which was comprised of 2 longnecks, rather than lions. One longneck was memory segment, the other was format string. At this point we came across a group of scouts and something possessed me to ask the scout master if he'd like me to suck his dick. I dont think he replied. about this point I lost the ability to speak, and simply flailed around screaming and grunting incoherrently. DXM gives you extreme disassociation and I had little idea who I was, what I was doing, and how causality worked. A jogger went past and I got down on my knees and worshipped him as he ran off. About 4 hours later I snapped out of it. DXM is messy.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
rabbit ears? on Thursday 18th of October 2:20 AM, 2001

this is terrifying. ugh.
http://www.dymocks.com.au/asp/full_details.asp?isbn=0733614817

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
general notice on Wednesday 17th of October 5:58 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

word'up

this is a general notice to whoever really cares...
i get back to NZ on the 13th november, and there is going to be one hell of a big party on friday 16th november, at a place in wellington. (i have no idea where, but when i find out, i'll let u all know).
everyone is invited... bring beer, tunez... and beer.

werd

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
jorm: the livejournal on Tuesday 16th of October 2:06 AM, 2001

http://www.livejournal.com/users/cuntgobble

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 8:30 PM, 2001

first post

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:24 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
<BR><BR>
> bc -l<BR>
bc 1.06<BR>
155/4.40<BR>
35.22727272727272727272
<BR><BR>
That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
<BR><BR>
The moral of this story is simple:
<BR>
Everyone is really fucked in the head.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:23 PM, 2001 (
davidj@xmach.org)

I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
<BR><BR>
> bc -l<BR>
bc 1.06<BR>
155/4.40<BR>
35.22727272727272727272
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That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
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The moral of this story is simple:
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Everyone is really fucked in the head.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 27th of September 9:01 AM, 2001

Hey There...

You guys have probably seen all these before, but for the benefit of those who haven't:


http://panic304r.com/index2.html

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maharG Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win95; U)
and the saga continues... on Sunday 23rd of September 5:38 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

The Adventures of BOO and Moo: Episode II

The Scene: a really crummy LaundroMAT with complimentary hookers and drug dispensing machine (the good kind). Boo is washing his spare sets of fur, and Moo is drooling over a hooker thats teasing him by sucking on the nose of a stuffed cmael. Boo is whistling a wee ditty about the social impoverisment of stuffed rodents.

Enter FatGuy with plastic road-cone stuck to the side of his head: "The end is nigh!! Repent! Repent!!"
Boo: "Frag off!!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky*
Moo: *drool*
ConeHed: "Your life is DEAD! Die like the capitalist pig you are!!"
Boo: "For the last fucking time, I AM NOT A PIG!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky sucky*
Moo: *drrrooOOOOoooollll*
ConeHed: All your life you've worked to pay for fascists and eeeevil doers though taxes and sweat! Rise up and KIll them with your CHAINS!!!"
Boo: "Look butt-munch, RACK OFF!!"
Hooker: *SUCKY SUCKY inhale*

A pause.

Moo: "?"
ConeHed: "Repent?"
Boo: "I'll give u repent, poo-pusher!!"
Hooker: *CHOKE*
Moo: "!"
ConeHed: "Eeevil!! There is eeevil here!"
Boo: "Just shut up and DIE!"
Hooker explodes.

Another pause.

Boo: "Bugga"
Moo: "@#!"
ConeHed: "It is the tool of the DEVIL!!"
Enter 3 legged, 4 eyed dog.. "Hoof 'o Death, hoof 'o Death"
With a steely glint in the eye, Moo leaped gracefully over Boo (in a Jersey kind of way) and with a fluid stike with the Hoof 'o Death, split ConeHed from neck to pelvis. And with an airy toss of the head, promptly shat on the corpse.
Boo: "Good god! That smells!!"
Moo: "I art thine shepard, and thou hast been guided."

^fini^

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maharG Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win95; U)
a bed-tyme storie on Thursday 13th of September 5:39 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

THE ADVENTURES OF Boo AND Moo, Episode I.

The Scene: a warm day, nice trees, the smell of happiness... and the odour of fresh puke on the ground....
Boo: "i love the smell of fresh puke in the morning!!!"
Moo: "."
Boo: "ya know moo, u smell like puke. what, you roll in it or somethin??"
Moo: "."
Boo: "i know!!! you shat it out your ass!!! you have puke for shit!!! HA!"
Moo: "!"
Boo: "now, dont get me wrong, your a nice cow 'n all, but did u have to puke right on my door step??? EH??? YOU FUCKEN INCONSIDERATE PLEBIAN BOVINE MASS OF PUKE-SHIT!!!!!"

In the blink of a flys eye (?), Moo inviscerated Boo with a single swipe of him world-famous 'hoof 'o death'. then, with a mighty ass-release, Moo shat on Boo. it was truly traumatic.
Boo: "mmm mmm MMMM, *choke* guuurrrgle *choke*"
Moo: "dont have a brown, Mister Cow."

^Fini^

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Asama Bin Laden [203.3.121.87] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
TASTE DEATH on Wednesday 12th of September 12:25 PM, 2001

TASTE DEATH YANKEE SCUM!!
I find the whole terrorist thing amusing, I wish there was more violence like this in the world :( It would brighten my day.

Love,
Uncle Asama

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maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
the adventures of 'Boo and Moo' on Saturday 1st of September 5:05 PM, 2001 (
maharg_s@hotmail.com)

resist psychic death...

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