One Short Of A Llama:Comments

Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
meher baba speaks! on Saturday 15th of December 9:54 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

Do you ever feel like the only intelligent conversation you have all day is with the bottom of a bottle at 3am?
Do you ever get in the mood for pain?
Do you ever start fights you know you'll lose just to gratify your sub concious masochism and self hatred?
Do you ever stand up and wish everything would fade to a point where it was so unrecognisable and incomprehensable that your current fears, unhappinesses and insecurities would no longer be applicable?
Yeah well.
I code procedurally for jesus.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:17 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)

you better get ready wellingtown
im coming for YOU!

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kismet

no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:30 PM, 2001

kismet

no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:37 PM, 2001

kismet

no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:58 PM, 2001

maharG

no subject on Sunday 9th of December 10:23 PM, 2001

maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 4th of December 11:13 PM, 2001

One of Lifes little Ditties...

"Be nice to your chickens, or suffer a painfull, long-drawn out death from blocked
pores... to be administered by Mr. Bear"

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 11:09 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

Man must sit in chair
with mouth open for
very long time
before roast duck fly in.

- Chinese proverb

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mobtek Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/2.2.1; en)
re: smoos on Friday 30th of November 12:32 PM, 2001 (lordwang@smoo.org)

Which cartoon show had smoo's in it? It was something up there with Meatballs and Spahgetti, its taking over my mind!

narf mobtek

ps: masterfoods chilli beans in a can are evil

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Wednesday 21st of November 10:09 PM, 2001

Sorbet

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maharG

no subject on Wednesday 21st of November 11:02 PM, 2001

Buttons

no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 5:39 PM, 2001

Evil-1

no subject on Saturday 24th of November 11:47 AM, 2001

Buttons

no subject on Sunday 25th of November 2:42 PM, 2001

Evil-1

no subject on Tuesday 27th of November 4:15 PM, 2001

maharG

no subject on Wednesday 28th of November 10:52 PM, 2001

Evil-1

no subject on Friday 30th of November 5:57 PM, 2001

Kismet

no subject on Friday 30th of November 9:17 AM, 2001

Evil-1

no subject on Monday 3rd of December 6:15 PM, 2001

maharG

no subject on Monday 3rd of December 11:07 PM, 2001

Evil-1

no subject on Tuesday 4th of December 1:43 PM, 2001

maharG

no subject on Friday 30th of November 10:52 PM, 2001

kismet

no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 6:19 PM, 2001

kismet

no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 9:01 AM, 2001

kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
drink of the day on Wednesday 21st of November 9:35 PM, 2001

"This is what I have left in the fridge"

1 count vodka
ice
lemonade
some drops of this sour lemon shit i have (you could try lime if you live on THE EDGE, or if you grew up on THE EDGE!, or at least if your family went there regularly for vacation)

drink

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hmmm..Iforget [192.195.12.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Statistics New Zea
hello on Wednesday 21st of November 5:45 PM, 2001 (me@seeifthisworks.com)

Cartoons good

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
death and taxes on Thursday 15th of November 11:09 PM, 2001 (help.me@please.now)

what if i refuse. eh? EH??? bloddy hell, you all think i'm some kind of alcoholic sponge?? fek. a curse on all your carrots!!!!!

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kismet

death and taxes on Friday 16th of November 2:41 PM, 2001

Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Absinthe and Canadians on Tuesday 13th of November 7:09 PM, 2001 (Die-Rednecks@hotmail.com)

This friday 16th.
Party at 39 Roxburgh St.
Bring something to Kill a Canadian
(preferably Alcoholic)

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kismet

Absinthe and Canadians on Saturday 17th of November 3:18 PM, 2001

DeadBeef

Absinthe and Canadians on Wednesday 14th of November 9:11 PM, 2001

kismet

Absinthe and Canadians on Thursday 15th of November 9:54 AM, 2001

kismet

Absinthe and Canadians on Tuesday 13th of November 7:19 PM, 2001

kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
party on Saturday 10th of November 5:53 PM, 2001

at the flat sat 10th at like night time or
something bring beer drink beer die
we have couches

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kismet

party on Tuesday 13th of November 7:46 PM, 2001

maharG

party on Sunday 11th of November 8:04 PM, 2001

maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
fek on Wednesday 31st of October 8:36 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

i too must applaud the cartooning... if only i could find my hands...

i know i left them here... somewhere....

"boris, did u steal my hands again??"

fucken wench...

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DeadBeef

fek on Thursday 1st of November 11:33 PM, 2001

kismet

fek on Thursday 1st of November 11:44 PM, 2001

kismet

fek on Thursday 1st of November 8:33 PM, 2001

maharG

and then there were none... on Friday 9th of November 7:24 PM, 2001

sw (compatible; MSIE 7.5; Windows NT 6.0)
back to the future on Friday 26th of October 1:34 PM, 2001

i seem to have been transported some years into the future, but it looks like windows 2010 is still using the NT4 codebase.

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Matt_R

Web Browsers on Wednesday 31st of October 12:30 PM, 2001

Matt_R

back to the future on Friday 26th of October 1:47 PM, 2001

Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 25th of October 12:07 PM, 2001

And on a completely unrelated note...

Mighty fine cartoon action happening lately... You are to be applauded.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide on Wednesday 24th of October 3:43 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

The following is fiction. And by that, I mean fact. This is what happened when I took DXM on the weekend in canberra. Executive summary - Dont do it!

I drank 2 bottles of robo DX, approx 1.2 grams of DXM. Then, walked into belconnen mall. For some reason, people irritated me if they didnt hail my presence as they past, so I started cursing them. I had this ability to cast spells and was throwing blesses, curses, fireballs and other D&D style shit all over the mall. Then we went to the lake and I lay on the grass tripping, talking about the "pillar of caddis" and "hacker voltron" which was comprised of 2 longnecks, rather than lions. One longneck was memory segment, the other was format string. At this point we came across a group of scouts and something possessed me to ask the scout master if he'd like me to suck his dick. I dont think he replied. about this point I lost the ability to speak, and simply flailed around screaming and grunting incoherrently. DXM gives you extreme disassociation and I had little idea who I was, what I was doing, and how causality worked. A jogger went past and I got down on my knees and worshipped him as he ran off. About 4 hours later I snapped out of it. DXM is messy.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
rabbit ears? on Thursday 18th of October 2:20 AM, 2001

this is terrifying. ugh.
http://www.dymocks.com.au/asp/full_details.asp?isbn=0733614817

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
general notice on Wednesday 17th of October 5:58 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

word'up

this is a general notice to whoever really cares...
i get back to NZ on the 13th november, and there is going to be one hell of a big party on friday 16th november, at a place in wellington. (i have no idea where, but when i find out, i'll let u all know).
everyone is invited... bring beer, tunez... and beer.

werd

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kismet

general notice on Wednesday 17th of October 6:15 PM, 2001

maharG

birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 5:46 PM, 2001

kismet

birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 6:07 PM, 2001

kismet

birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 6:10 PM, 2001

Buttons

birthday stuff on Monday 22nd of October 2:45 AM, 2001

kismet

birthday stuff on Monday 22nd of October 9:00 AM, 2001

sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
jorm: the livejournal on Tuesday 16th of October 2:06 AM, 2001

http://www.livejournal.com/users/cuntgobble

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Matt_R

jorm: the livejournal on Friday 26th of October 1:19 PM, 2001

jorm: the livejournal on Friday 26th of October 1:30 PM, 2001

kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 8:30 PM, 2001

first post

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kismet

no subject on Monday 15th of October 8:31 PM, 2001

DeadBeef

no subject on Monday 15th of October 10:47 PM, 2001

no subject on Tuesday 16th of October 2:05 AM, 2001

kismet

no subject on Monday 15th of October 10:49 PM, 2001

maharG

no subject on Wednesday 17th of October 6:01 PM, 2001

kismet

no subject on Wednesday 17th of October 6:16 PM, 2001

Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:24 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
 
> bc -l 
bc 1.06 
155/4.40 
35.22727272727272727272
 
That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
 
The moral of this story is simple:
 
Everyone is really fucked in the head.

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Drinking Antix on Tuesday 2nd of October 8:16 PM, 2001

Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:23 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
 
> bc -l 
bc 1.06 
155/4.40 
35.22727272727272727272
 
That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
 
The moral of this story is simple:
 
Everyone is really fucked in the head.

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Satyricon

cuntgobble on Friday 28th of September 3:24 PM, 2001

Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 27th of September 9:01 AM, 2001

Hey There...

You guys have probably seen all these before, but for the benefit of those who haven't:

http://panic304r.com/index2.html

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maharG Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win95; U)
and the saga continues... on Sunday 23rd of September 5:38 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

The Adventures of BOO and Moo: Episode II

The Scene: a really crummy LaundroMAT with complimentary hookers and drug dispensing machine (the good kind). Boo is washing his spare sets of fur, and Moo is drooling over a hooker thats teasing him by sucking on the nose of a stuffed cmael. Boo is whistling a wee ditty about the social impoverisment of stuffed rodents.

Enter FatGuy with plastic road-cone stuck to the side of his head: "The end is nigh!! Repent! Repent!!"
Boo: "Frag off!!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky*
Moo: *drool*
ConeHed: "Your life is DEAD! Die like the capitalist pig you are!!"
Boo: "For the last fucking time, I AM NOT A PIG!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky sucky*
Moo: *drrrooOOOOoooollll*
ConeHed: All your life you've worked to pay for fascists and eeeevil doers though taxes and sweat! Rise up and KIll them with your CHAINS!!!"
Boo: "Look butt-munch, RACK OFF!!"
Hooker: *SUCKY SUCKY inhale*

A pause.

Moo: "?"
ConeHed: "Repent?"
Boo: "I'll give u repent, poo-pusher!!"
Hooker: *CHOKE*
Moo: "!"
ConeHed: "Eeevil!! There is eeevil here!"
Boo: "Just shut up and DIE!"
Hooker explodes.

Another pause.

Boo: "Bugga"
Moo: "@#!"
ConeHed: "It is the tool of the DEVIL!!"
Enter 3 legged, 4 eyed dog.. "Hoof 'o Death, hoof 'o Death"
With a steely glint in the eye, Moo leaped gracefully over Boo (in a Jersey kind of way) and with a fluid stike with the Hoof 'o Death, split ConeHed from neck to pelvis. And with an airy toss of the head, promptly shat on the corpse.
Boo: "Good god! That smells!!"
Moo: "I art thine shepard, and thou hast been guided."

^fini^

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and the saga continues... on Sunday 23rd of September 11:30 PM, 2001

maharG Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win95; U)
a bed-tyme storie on Thursday 13th of September 5:39 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

THE ADVENTURES OF Boo AND Moo, Episode I.

The Scene: a warm day, nice trees, the smell of happiness... and the odour of fresh puke on the ground....
Boo: "i love the smell of fresh puke in the morning!!!"
Moo: "."
Boo: "ya know moo, u smell like puke. what, you roll in it or somethin??"
Moo: "."
Boo: "i know!!! you shat it out your ass!!! you have puke for shit!!! HA!"
Moo: "!"
Boo: "now, dont get me wrong, your a nice cow 'n all, but did u have to puke right on my door step??? EH??? YOU FUCKEN INCONSIDERATE PLEBIAN BOVINE MASS OF PUKE-SHIT!!!!!"

In the blink of a flys eye (?), Moo inviscerated Boo with a single swipe of him world-famous 'hoof 'o death'. then, with a mighty ass-release, Moo shat on Boo. it was truly traumatic.
Boo: "mmm mmm MMMM, *choke* guuurrrgle *choke*"
Moo: "dont have a brown, Mister Cow."

^Fini^

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kismet

a bed-tyme storie on Thursday 13th of September 9:16 PM, 2001

Asama Bin Laden [203.3.121.87] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
TASTE DEATH on Wednesday 12th of September 12:25 PM, 2001

TASTE DEATH YANKEE SCUM!!
I find the whole terrorist thing amusing, I wish there was more violence like this in the world :( It would brighten my day.

Love,
Uncle Asama

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TASTE DEATH on Thursday 13th of September 1:46 PM, 2001

DeadBeef

TASTE DEATH on Friday 14th of September 12:06 AM, 2001

TASTE DEATH on Sunday 16th of September 11:35 PM, 2001

maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
the adventures of 'Boo and Moo' on Saturday 1st of September 5:05 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

resist psychic death...

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kismet

the adventures of 'Boo and Moo' on Sunday 2nd of September 12:02 AM, 2001

sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
Apparently I am a DVD owner... on Monday 27th of August 4:35 PM, 2001

What makes me a DVD owner and noone else? I don't even have a DVD drive..

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
The Stupid on Monday 27th of August 11:16 AM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

This is SO dodgy!

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The Stupid on Monday 27th of August 4:34 PM, 2001

Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
Perisher Spew on Monday 20th of August 12:03 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

I went skiing at perisher blue on the weekend. For those who dont know, im both a skilled skier and prominent member of AA (Alcoholics Aspiring). This resulted in me drinking 15 beers in the morning with some random norweigans I met, then attempting to ski a double black diamond (really fucken steep) run. I am now the proud owner of a sprained ankle, torn knee ligament and shattered reputation, after the next night I got kicked out of mario's pizza restaurant for ordering a "Fettucine with fucking pasta sauce you fat bitch".

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kismet

no subject on Wednesday 22nd of August 6:12 PM, 2001

maharG

no subject on Saturday 25th of August 5:55 PM, 2001

maharG

Perisher Spew on Wednesday 22nd of August 11:53 AM, 2001

Satyricon proxy1.syd.pacific.net.au[203.27.69.91] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
RHYMEZ^3 on Tuesday 24th of July 12:25 AM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

Behind a 15 inch monitor
dissing my new songs
wanna battle me? with your keystyles and message boards
how about you turn those skills into audio verse
cause 16 heads and one oh two cylinders word
all these niggers in cyberspace
too scared to come out; sunspot'll rip off their fucken face!!!

Mass MC rocks your world.

Im drunk.

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RHYMEZ^3 on Tuesday 24th of July 11:07 PM, 2001

Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hello World on Thursday 12th of July 11:15 PM, 2001

The world is turning on it's end!!

I can write a perl script!

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Shakesbeare

Hello World on Wednesday 18th of July 8:43 AM, 2001

kismet

Hello World on Friday 13th of July 2:18 PM, 2001

maharG

meep on Sunday 15th of July 5:32 PM, 2001

kismet

meep on Sunday 15th of July 8:44 PM, 2001

maharG

@#$!% on Wednesday 18th of July 5:00 PM, 2001

ZenSandwich Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Government Departments... on Wednesday 4th of July 9:46 AM, 2001

It's not just the NZ government that's clueless about the internet (in fact we're possibly one of the better ones...0 I just got an amusing email from some small department somewhere in the US complaining that someone from Waikato University pinged their firewall machine and attaching a page-long list of questions insisting we tell them who we are, what we do (looking up www.waikato.ac.nz was too much effort for them, or maybe they hadn't upgraded their computers to Mosaic yet?) and a whole lot of other detailed information on our 'business' before we'd be allowed to ping them again.

yAY! :P

--TZS

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DeadBeef

Government Departments... on Monday 13th of August 11:44 PM, 2001

Buttons www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
... on Thursday 21st of June 11:26 AM, 2001

Things are getting kinda slow around here.

I check this page every day, hoping for another pearl of wisdom, or something to ponder until tomorrow, But alas, there has been no change.

I might actually have to get a life or something if this keeps up!

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Satyricon

Haikus of Wisdom on Wednesday 27th of June 12:47 PM, 2001

Satyricon proxy4.syd.pacific.net.au[203.27.69.94] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Lyrics on Monday 11th of June 4:38 AM, 2001 (davidj@unixpac.com.au)

There once was a chick from #teen
who would whine to the ops of her spleen
she claimed marital strife
and fear to go under the knife
so the op was performed by mr. bean.

There once was a super patrol squid
who had far better diction than a kid
by some script kiddies he was dissed
on his reputation they pissed
and ./killed his parent PID

Im drunk.

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MoF0

Lyrics on Friday 15th of June 12:58 AM, 2001

MoF0 [203.12.253.167] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
blah blah on Monday 11th of June 3:53 AM, 2001 (mofo@manbeef.com)

i want a super squid patrol t-shirt i hear he makes
exceptional party dips.

does he like strip and do wang tricks?

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kismet

blah blah on Monday 11th of June 1:53 PM, 2001

Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586)
boom on Thursday 7th of June 12:51 PM, 2001 (davidj@unixpac.com.au)

There once was a man from the hood
who was reputed for pulling his pud
one day having a tug
he got hit by a jug
and that was the end of his 'wood'.

ogin?
assword?

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maharG[in-spaaaAAAAaaace]

boom on Saturday 9th of June 4:22 PM, 2001

Buttons whackass.com[203.97.196.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
The maelstrom that is life on Sunday 3rd of June 9:59 AM, 2001

It is always a wonder to me how the human race survives with so much hurt and unhappiness in the world.

And then you have the odd person who comes along to actually inflict that hurt and unhappiness in such as cold, calculated and callous way, that really it just turns your stomach.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
QuakeMUD on Tuesday 22nd of May 8:14 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)

QuakeMUD, a stupid little quake themed mud I wrote,
has been running on gnu for almost 1 year. I invite you all to give it a good thrash. You have 8 days.

telnet to gnu.osoal.org.nz:4950

How it works.
Move around just like a regular mud.
Pick up quake style items.
If there are other players in the room you are in,
you will automatically attack those players.
Some weapons can hurt more than one player at a time.

I will post the source soon, after I've packaged it nicely.

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kismet

QuakeMUD on Friday 1st of June 6:40 PM, 2001

Zen Sandwich whale.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.32] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 4:09 PM, 2001 (zen@osoal.org.nz)

Actually, the uptime counter overflowed nearly 2 days ago:

[16:04] gnu:[~] % uptime
4:04pm up 1 day, 21:37, 5 users, load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01

So this is a belated happy aniversary. ;)

--TZS

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DeadBeef

Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 10:10 PM, 2001

Zen Sandwich whale.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.32] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 4:08 PM, 2001 (zen@osoal.org.nz)

Actually, the uptime counter overflowed nearly 2 days ago:

[16:04] gnu:[~] % uptime
4:04pm up 1 day, 21:37, 5 users, load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01

So this is a belated happy aniversary. ;)

--TZS

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maharG-in-Japan [210.229.158.130] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
yay for me on Monday 14th of May 8:53 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

heloo!!! japan is hot, and sticky. and the ppl here are not terribly nice. oh well. flight was ok, food ok. have 3 more waiting hours to go, then 9 more flying hours to go, then Vancouver. i`m getting pretty tired. yay for me.
hav2 go, running out of my 30mins.

talk to u all soon.

.G.

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kismet

yay for me on Monday 14th of May 10:40 PM, 2001

maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
going away stuff on Thursday 10th of May 11:27 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

so long and thanks for all the fish.
i'll try to come and visit the flat on saturday sometime, when u guys are alive.
and to anyone that i missed in saying goodbye to, goodbye.
i'll see ya'all in 6 months.... i get back on the 13th November, so there will be a coming home party sometime around then, if ppl are willing to partake in such an event.

moo.

.G.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Sunday 29th of April 8:46 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

this is a BIG message to anyone who wants to know.. there will be a going away party at Chris Waights house this Friday nite (5th May), and some drinks in town 'somewhere' for those who cant make it on Friday nite. anyone who wants to come along, please e-mail me, or post here, whatevers good for u. and for those who dont alredy know, the reason for this party is coz i'm going to canada on the 14th May. i'll be there for 6 months, so there has to be some serious drinking done before i go.
anyways, stuff. i hope ppl can come along. oh and, tell everyone u know... the more the merrier!

.G.

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kismet

GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Sunday 29th of April 9:44 PM, 2001

maharG

GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Monday 30th of April 9:23 PM, 2001

Buttons

GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Wednesday 2nd of May 6:38 PM, 2001

Shakesbeare netcache-c6100.vic-remote.bigpond.net.au[61.9.128.141] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
yay me on Friday 27th of April 12:08 PM, 2001

yay me, traitorous me, semi Australian me. Aussies are weird. They have these bizarre ads for Sprite here. They also have me, yay me.

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Matt_R

yay me on Thursday 7th of June 4:33 PM, 2001

Matt_R

yay me on Thursday 7th of June 4:14 PM, 2001

kismet

yay me on Sunday 29th of April 2:55 PM, 2001

maharG

yay me on Sunday 29th of April 8:41 PM, 2001

Buttons

yay me on Wednesday 2nd of May 6:34 PM, 2001

maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
fallen angels on Wednesday 25th of April 6:49 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

today, i helped to film on camera, a fallen angel at the taita cemetary. it was quite fun, despite the cold. and if anyone is wondering why i'm telling u all this, it's because i can.

die.

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Tuesday 10th of April 10:49 PM, 2001

Lincoln! You didn't say anything about the email Tim sent you...

any comments?

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DeadBeef

Shrooms on Thursday 12th of April 8:06 AM, 2001

maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
smith family fridge-magnet fun on Sunday 8th of April 9:17 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

No such thing as the toilet.
Do you think your finger likes it up your nose?
I'll wipe off your face.
Feed the cat to starving children from india.
The dishes dont desvere soap.
Just where are you going spanking your brother?
Go to church, but come home smoking.
Milk because your father hurts.
Eat the dog.
Your room is closed.
I love nice drink.
I am ready to give your naughty underware away to the baby-sitter.
Take off your shoes while doing me in the kitchen.
Sleep behind mister crazy-mind.
Get full of giving.
Play with your vegetables, and have your maid wash your toys.

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kismet

smith family fridge-magnet fun on Sunday 8th of April 11:08 PM, 2001

maharG

smith family fridge-magnet fun on Monday 9th of April 7:05 PM, 2001

Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
moo on Sunday 8th of April 6:44 PM, 2001 (matt@richardsfamily.net)

I finally quit my job. Yay.

I'm leaving, and taking one of their biggest customers with me (hey, I'm an IT Manager now!) and the boss has never been this nice to me. mmm 80 workstations.. where did I put the dnet client...

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
more urban bovine myths... (and moths) on Tuesday 3rd of April 4:55 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

cow. mooing. serenity. peace. grass. chewing. yummy. a shape.... in the sky. curiosity. plane noises. confusion. small egg shapes.... in the sky. more confusion. egg shapes falling. panic. mooing. running. (clenching). screaming. (more clenching). 'exploding!' nosies. oozing. the smell of fresh napalm in the morning. (and some more clenching.... "Hey boy...")

yay for the cows.

FlappyHed

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
Interior decorating on Tuesday 3rd of April 1:07 AM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)

There isnt much else I can say... http://www.lilek s.com/institute/interiors/bhg/index.html

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Monday 2nd of April 11:47 PM, 2001

brraaaaiiiins?

There's definitely some updating to be done around here :P

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
urban bovine storys on Thursday 29th of March 5:34 PM, 2001

cow. moo. shotgun. running. mooing. noises. lights. green men. panic. mooing. 'zzaAp!' noise. frying. x-files music.

yay for the cows.

FlappyHed

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Almost worth getting census form for..... on Monday 5th of March 10:39 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)

http://www.stuf f.co.nz/inl/index/0,1008,681626a10,FF.html

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Catch22

Almost worth getting census form for..... on Monday 5th of March 11:15 PM, 2001

ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.18 i686)
All your base are belong to us! on Tuesday 20th of February 10:48 PM, 2001

http://www.planetstarseige.com/allyourbase/

(if you need it, download Shockwave to see the video, it's worth it! :)

You have no chance to survive make your time!

--TZS

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Buttons

All your base are belong to us! on Sunday 25th of February 6:57 PM, 2001

kismet

All your base are belong to us! on Monday 26th of February 11:08 PM, 2001

Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Monday 19th of February 5:19 PM, 2001

Enough with the Dis-embodied Clown heads already!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
yay on Saturday 3rd of February 11:12 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

horrayyy!! i finnally have my pc bak, now i can continue my plan to take over the entire world!!!!
blah blah blah goes everybody

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kismet

yay on Sunday 4th of February 4:20 PM, 2001

maharG

yay on Sunday 4th of February 11:08 PM, 2001

Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Thursday 25th of January 5:30 PM, 2001

Why is the internet so broken?

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Satyricon [203.53.38.233] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; SCO_SV 3.2 i386)
! on Thursday 18th of January 2:30 PM, 2001

SCO Browser versions in full effect.

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DeadBeef

! on Wednesday 24th of January 7:25 PM, 2001

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
how many 9's? on Tuesday 9th of January 9:20 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)

In spite of the best efforts of the local power company, this web server narrowly just avoided a reboot.

[ db@gnu ] [ Tue Jan 9 09:13:57pm ] [ /dev/pts/16 ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
9:19pm up 370 days, 4:16, 13 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
Cartoons! on Tuesday 9th of January 9:10 AM, 2001

Ok!
I think I've figured out the cartoons!

The guy with the funky hair and the squiggle on his shirt that points to the floor is David, The guy with the beer in his hand is Gareth...

And I think Lincoln must be that Cactus dude.

But I don't know who the other people are...

Am I close?!

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kismet

Cartoons! on Wednesday 10th of January 12:28 AM, 2001

Satyricon cfw2.rdc1.nsw.excitehome.net.au[203.164.3.165] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
! on Sunday 7th of January 5:40 AM, 2001 (davidj@sebs.com.au)

Rhiannon has hairy nipples.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
lack of counter strike...( on Saturday 30th of December 6:01 PM, 2000 (maharg@zfree,co.nz)

the disticnt lack of killing on this server is disturbing... i find this ovwewhelming emptiyness to be manifest as a hole in the very fabric of my existance, and as such, i have this feeling of being in-complete. hence forth, i find this to be an insult to my humanity and wellbeing....

and enuff of this crap and horseshit, blah, i need a beer.. all of that bittching has made me thirsty. drink lots and be un-merry... bah humbug and all that..

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 10:10 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

There will be a counter strike server on gnu.osoal.org.nz on the default port for the next day or so.

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Catch22

CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 12:22 PM, 2000

DeadBeef

CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 11:07 PM, 2000

maharG

CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 6:50 PM, 2000

maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
more blah on Monday 25th of December 12:18 AM, 2000 (blah)

yay for xmas, hope everyone gets drunk...

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
stuff on Saturday 23rd of December 12:16 AM, 2000 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

yes, once again the tyme has come to perform the yearly ritual that is christmas... the agi\ony of waiting in lines... the indecision when bying someone a present... and all of that hooplah. i have found that the best way to deral with this is as follows.... 'blah blah blah.."

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Sieben syd-cache01.one.net.au[203.101.17.53] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Blah on Saturday 16th of December 4:07 AM, 2000 (Seven@seven.org.au)

Its been a Long time since I've been here

yes it has

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Shakesbeare

Blah on Thursday 21st of December 12:21 AM, 2000

maharG

Blah on Friday 22nd of December 12:18 AM, 2000

Shakesbeare

Blah on Saturday 30th of December 5:29 PM, 2000

Matt

Blah on Saturday 30th of December 5:31 PM, 2000

Catch22 Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
Love on Thursday 14th of December 5:45 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

Flash, I love you! but we only have 14 hours to recompile the kernel on this 4mb 386

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maharG

Love on Friday 15th of December 8:43 PM, 2000

kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
poll on Monday 4th of December 9:57 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)

Excellent poll, my congratulations to the chef.

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maharG

poll on Thursday 7th of December 3:18 PM, 2000

kismet

poll on Monday 11th of December 9:31 PM, 2000

maharG

poll on Thursday 14th of December 3:17 PM, 2000

maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
the great, brave word 'ha' on Monday 4th of December 4:46 PM, 2000 (moth@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

well, seeing as no one has bothered to post for awhile, i thougt i might share my time with you all. and seeing as we have bean provided with grrreat subject material, let us begin...
the word 'ha' is defined in the Oxford Mini Dictionalry (1988) as follows; ha - int. exclamation of triumph. but, u have to ask yourself, is there an actual reason to use this extraordinary word? well, actually, no. not really. its probably just a waste of space, and alot of peoples time. not to mention, having no point whatsoever.

what the HELL was the reason for me to post this??? who knows!!! who really gives a fuck??

space-wasting........... yay

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Scooby Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
ha on Friday 10th of November 3:16 PM, 2000 (scooby@linuxnet.co.nz)

ha

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scooby Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
"ha" on Wednesday 8th of November 3:37 PM, 2000 (scooby@linuxnet.co.nz)

more cartoons please....so I can go "ha" again...I miss "ha"ing

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kismet

no subject on Wednesday 8th of November 5:10 PM, 2000

kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
ultimate truth for fishy on Tuesday 31st of October 6:11 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)

changed sense of the page browing mode of the cartoon perl to match the sense of the focused browse mode (next -> newer, previous -> older)

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Slackware on Saturday 28th of October 10:58 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

This is a very nice website.

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kismet

Slackware on Sunday 29th of October 3:22 PM, 2000

Slackware on Sunday 29th of October 1:24 PM, 2000

kismet

no subject on Saturday 18th of November 12:43 AM, 2000

no subject on Thursday 9th of November 10:41 PM, 2000

Shakesbeare

Slackware on Saturday 4th of November 6:09 PM, 2000

Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Wine on Thursday 12th of October 9:16 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

Bring me wine

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kyhwana

Wine on Sunday 15th of October 3:05 AM, 2000

ZenSandwich

Wine on Thursday 12th of October 9:54 AM, 2000

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Come back jelzekeib, all is forgiven! on Wednesday 11th of October 10:28 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

First post from the microwave link!

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Monday 18th of September 9:22 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

Is there anybody.. out there?

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maharG

Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Tuesday 19th of September 9:38 PM, 2000

Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Sunday 1st of October 3:55 PM, 2000

maharG

Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Monday 2nd of October 3:52 PM, 2000

Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Friday 6th of October 5:29 PM, 2000

kismet

Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Friday 6th of October 5:35 PM, 2000

ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
weird picture. on Friday 15th of September 10:52 PM, 2000 (colin@osoal.org.nz)

OK, I have to ask. What's the deep symbolism behind the new picture with the guy and the multi-tentacled thing on the front of the website? ;)

--TZS. (Telecom finally installed my Jetstream -line, YaY!)

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kismet

weird picture. on Saturday 16th of September 1:46 PM, 2000

blaaahhh

weird picture. on Monday 18th of September 1:30 AM, 2000

Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
This weeks poll on Thursday 14th of September 11:53 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

This weeks poll decided to go AWOL, not sure why probably something to do with the phases of the moon coupled with incompetent site admins. You will have to vote again as all ballots were deleted.

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
*meep* on Wednesday 6th of September 4:36 PM, 2000 (graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

very nice peolpe thingees on mail page. most excellent.
but now, for the real reason for posting.....
I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA haa.....

ok, so mabey i wont. but today i'll start small. i'll just take over this part of the comments page.

and hop no one will notice me there, creeping in like some cancerous....... cancer-stuff.

"yeah, we gone, peace."

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Tui mouse ad on Monday 4th of September 6:22 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I have captured the text from the end of the tui ad with the mice.

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kismet

Tui mouse ad on Monday 4th of September 7:25 PM, 2000

maharG

Tui mouse ad on Wednesday 6th of September 4:33 PM, 2000

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Bored on Saturday 2nd of September 3:49 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

ihug router break
no net connection for me
soon I shall perish

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
speakz on Friday 1st of September 2:56 PM, 2000

i think i will post here until i have taken up the whole short listing of recent comments. it helps to make me belive that i am actually taking over the world.
get some up ya!

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DeadBeef

Foiled again... on Friday 1st of September 5:28 PM, 2000

maharG

Foiled again... on Saturday 2nd of September 11:20 PM, 2000

maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
slience.... on Sunday 13th of August 10:14 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

where have all the people gone... there is a distinct lack of chatter and items of good humor here nowadays. is there some, sudden, HUGE taboo on this comments page that says that peole are not allowed to speak here, in this, great and, marvellous open forum that the great llamadon has provied for us?

beacuse, remember......

THEY CANT POSSIBLY FUCK UP HAWAIIAN!!!!!!!

peace

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kismet

slience.... on Tuesday 15th of August 10:49 AM, 2000

maharG

slience.... on Wednesday 16th of August 4:38 PM, 2000

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test2 i686)
Dynamic DNS service on Saturday 8th of July 4:03 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

The dyndns service on gnu.osoal.org.nz was accidently 'secured' in the move to its new upstream.

I have opened up port 4242, so clients should be able to connect and update their addresses now.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.15 i686)
New Provider on Thursday 6th of July 10:43 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

gnu.osoal.org.nz. has moved from its paradise upstream connection to a cheaper and more flexible connection with IHUG. The bandwidth is expected to go up from 2 megabit some time in the future.

DNS related problems should resolve in the next hour or so. If anything is broken after about lunch time, please send some mail to db@linuxnet.co.nz. with elaborate diagrams of the problem attached in jpeg format.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
New Tui advert on Tuesday 4th of July 10:21 PM, 2000

I managed to capture The text at the end of the new Tui ad.

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maharG

New Tui advert on Thursday 6th of July 10:55 PM, 2000

kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
yay! on Friday 30th of June 12:01 AM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)

yay, I am posting from home.
my gateway box is really broken. it doesn't have traceroute, or ping.

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Gestalte guppy.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.122] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Monday 26th of June 6:03 PM, 2000 (x@netnet.net.nz)

Where is Kommander Spleen?!

I must know. Take him to me!

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maharG

Sweet Merciful Crap on Wednesday 28th of June 6:59 PM, 2000

Sweet Merciful Crap on Wednesday 28th of June 7:23 PM, 2000

Catch22

Sweet Merciful Crap on Wednesday 28th of June 9:00 PM, 2000

maharG

Sweet Merciful Crap on Saturday 1st of July 4:10 PM, 2000

muahaha [210.8.218.252] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
muahahaha on Friday 23rd of June 10:22 PM, 2000

ÚÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--- -- -
| DeadBeef (db@yak.osoal.org.nz) (New Zealand)
³ ircname : Lincoln Reid
| channels : #chatzone #teenchat
³ server : auckland.nz.undernet.org (Internet Company of New Zealand)

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DeadBeef

muahahaha on Saturday 24th of June 12:38 PM, 2000

maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
nice... on Wednesday 14th of June 7:28 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

nice work, agent of death. once again you have stuck fear into the hearts and minds of our enemies....

seriously, i need to borrow your mind to help with a problem of mine. i seem to have broken my modemn in linux ( somehow) and it dosent want to play nice. i tried to call u tonite, btut i just missed u, so if u wantto give me a call whne u get home, (i'll be up till about 11:30), but otherwise i'll try to get hold of u tommorrow.

thanx dood.

G

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DeadBeef

nice... on Friday 16th of June 10:24 PM, 2000

maharG

nice... on Monday 26th of June 8:37 PM, 2000

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-12smp i686)
Fast... on Sunday 11th of June 5:27 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I got this bettween junk-dog.linuxnet.co.nz. and gnu.osoal.org.nz. I believe thats the fastest I've seen a compressed tar transfer bettween two machines.

ftp> get linux-2.2.16.tar.gz
local: linux-2.2.16.tar.gz remote: linux-2.2.16.tar.gz
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for linux-2.2.16.tar.gz (17106471 bytes).
226 Transfer complete.
17106471 bytes received in 1.74 secs (9.6e+03 Kbytes/sec)

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 30th of May 10:15 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

Waiting for the cable modem installer.
Bored.

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
login.pl on Monday 22nd of May 2:59 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

It appears that login.pl was slightly broken and did not allow users to set the comments display mode to 'Nested'. This has now been fixed.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Saturday 20th of May 9:39 PM, 2000 (sw@osoal.org.nz)

fUck iM bEnT!@$# bahahahahhaahh

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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
gamez on Friday 19th of May 4:39 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)

for a good time telnet to gnu.osoal.org.nz on port 4950

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jam figurehead.outpost.net.au[61.12.26.190] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
wet dirt on Saturday 6th of May 12:46 AM, 2000 (jhicks@outpost.net.au)

the door is bent
it bangs in the wind
the wind is bent around the ground
the sky is bent around the world
the world is bent around the sun
the sun, around the galaxy
the galaxy around the universe
the universe around God
God, is just bent
I am not
dang

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wet dirt on Saturday 6th of May 3:20 AM, 2000

maharG

wet dirt on Saturday 13th of May 1:30 AM, 2000

Satyricon [210.8.218.252] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.5 IP22; Nav)
TUesday on Tuesday 2nd of May 1:10 AM, 2000 (davidj@documenta.net)

Any of you wollongong flunkies be around tuesday?
me and some of the wtapped.au boys will be coming down.

//Satyricon

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
3D renderings on Monday 1st of May 2:22 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

This is rendered in 3dsmax:

htt p://www.raph.com/3dartists/artgallery/willi1.jpg

Wow.

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maharG

3D renderings on Thursday 4th of May 9:56 PM, 2000

kismet

3D renderings on Tuesday 2nd of May 12:05 PM, 2000

maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
apologies.... on Sunday 30th of April 11:49 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

in my most humblest way, (whatever that may be), i offer my apologise to Mr Anderson, for not being able to attend the festivities that marked the occasion of your birthday. i hope that it all went well, and that there was much rejoycing and vomiting to be had by all. i'm sure that u will send the 'boyz' round to sort my shit out, and i welcome this. well, nuff said.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON, welcome to the older persons establishment.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
1! on Saturday 29th of April 7:18 AM, 2000

yoooooooooooooou can have it ALLLLLLLLLLLLL

my empire of DIIIIIIIIRT

hhhaaaaaaaaaahahah

SW THISTLER
AN EXERCISE IN DRUUUUUUUUUUNK

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE J00000000000000000000000 OOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

TTHHHHHHHHHHHHHAKK YOU MMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHA
THAT GUY
IS GONNA REGRET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA

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opium

1! on Saturday 29th of April 12:16 PM, 2000

1! on Saturday 29th of April 1:19 PM, 2000

Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
Lord Of the Unicies on Saturday 29th of April 2:46 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

DeadBeef helped me with this.

Three UNIX's (Solaris, SCO, DIGITAL) for the Elven-kings Under the sky,

Seven BSD's (FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD, BSDI, TrustedBSD, 386BSD, 4.4BSD Lite) for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine Linux's (RedHat, Debian, Slackware, Mandrake, Corel, SUSE, Stampede, Bastille, StormX) for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One UNIX for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One UNIX to rule them all, One UNIX to find them,
One UNIX to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,

In the Land of Mordor, where the Shadows lie.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Rant on Wednesday 26th of April 10:31 PM, 2000

Can we have an Easter rant please?

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
dRinK! on Monday 24th of April 2:01 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

I want to get drunk tonight

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kismet

dRinK! on Wednesday 26th of April 11:35 AM, 2000

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
Simon on Wednesday 19th of April 6:09 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I must post to wish Mr Anderson well on the 21st aniversary of the date of his birth.

So....

Simon, I wish you well on the 21st aniversary of the date of your birth.

You have successfully thrown yourself at death and missed.

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kismet

Simon on Thursday 20th of April 12:40 PM, 2000

Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
*Post!* on Wednesday 19th of April 5:11 PM, 2000

Well someone had too...

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Told you so... on Monday 3rd of April 2:23 PM, 2000

I think this was inevitable:
http://www.infotech.co.nz/april_3/ntpara.html

I'm started to get rather scared by how much stuff Telstra has control of these days, even if they are playing the 'good guys' in this country.

--TZS.

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DeadBeef

Re: Told you so... on Monday 3rd of April 7:03 PM, 2000

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98; DigExt)
Irony on Sunday 2nd of April 11:00 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

For your daily dose of irony consult the windows "Getting Started" guide.
Using the mouse is covered on page 105.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
the aftermath on Wednesday 29th of March 9:58 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

yes, i have actually recovered from my near-death experience on my party. and yes, it did have everyhtingto do with the 'fire water'damn it and its buyers to hell. ahh well, at least everyone else had a good time, and much merriment was enjoyd by all.

i swear i'll never drink anything that i get form lincoln EVER AGAIN!!!!!!

well, that is until the next time there is merriment.

hehehhe

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DeadBeef

the aftermath on Thursday 30th of March 6:43 PM, 2000

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Windows on Sunday 19th of March 11:07 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

For the benefit of the windows using population reading the comments page, I have included a link.

Note: save anything important before visiting it.

=)

Damn i'm bored.

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maharG

Windows on Wednesday 29th of March 10:07 PM, 2000

maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
parte' on Tuesday 14th of March 10:28 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

this is to anyone who might be concerned...
i am having a wee birthday bash at my flat on the 18th March. The address is 39 Highbury Road, Highbury. if anyone might want to come, send me an email, call me, visit me at work, post on the comments page, or just turn up. anytyme after 7pm is good.

Beer.

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Opium

parte' on Saturday 18th of March 10:26 PM, 2000

Azzy

parte' on Sunday 19th of March 8:24 AM, 2000

DeadBeef

parte' on Sunday 19th of March 10:17 PM, 2000

kismet

parte' on Tuesday 21st of March 3:29 PM, 2000

Shakesbeare

parte' on Wednesday 15th of March 11:46 PM, 2000

Catch22

Re: parte' on Wednesday 15th of March 7:58 AM, 2000

DeadBeef

parte' on Wednesday 15th of March 7:45 AM, 2000

Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Website... on Saturday 11th of March 1:42 PM, 2000

http://www.under.co.nz

Go there.

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
babble.txt on Wednesday 8th of March 10:57 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

One Short Of A Llama is in the process of updating the source file for the fortune cookie message displayed on the front page. Our target is atleast one hundred new messages to bring the total number of lines above five hundred. I have managed to add fifty new messages after a few days work, if you have anything you consider worth including email it/post it in a reply to this message/use smoke signals and jungle drums, whatever to get it to us.

Some examples of the newer 'babbles':

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686)
Computers of SaTaN!@? on Tuesday 7th of March 4:08 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

http ://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1745.html

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kismet

Computers of SaTaN!@? on Monday 13th of March 3:19 PM, 2000

sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
! on Tuesday 29th of February 11:16 PM, 2000

Morny, Room Serbees, tandjewfa kalling

youlikfor copy? wimill?

toes? donjuan toes? singlish sopping? creasebacon? and strangle ache!

tandjewverymud!

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opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
evil! on Monday 28th of February 5:55 PM, 2000

"dont you, realise, that evil lives in the skin, unrealised"

- System of a down

this albums pretty cool. they had this chick who was possessed on days of our lives today. it was fucking wicked. she had cool grey eyes and spoke in a low tone just like she was possessed! (spelling)

ok thats about all ive done today...
oh yeah yay i got the doors to work properly in starcraft!!

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muipo

evil! on Monday 28th of February 11:28 PM, 2000

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
FTP on Saturday 26th of February 2:19 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I have moved ftp.osoal.org.nz to gnu.

Beer.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
dont try this at home on Sunday 20th of February 1:08 AM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

i am really drunk, and this is really hard to do at first, but after you try it, typing isnt erally as hard as you think when your drunk, its just hard to remember to spell things right. the words just seem to flow out of your fingers and into the keyboard... its a rally kool feeling.
my god, i am sooooooooo drunk.
wee the room is spinning

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kismet Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i586; Nav)
come together everyone, and rejoice! on Saturday 19th of February 1:25 AM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)

Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila
venis mecha.

Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila
venis mecha.

Hava neranena, hava neranena, hava neranena,
venis mecha.

Hava neranena, hava neranena, hava neranena,
venis mecha.

Uru, uru achim,
uru achim belev sameach,
uru achim belev sameach,
uru achim belev sameach,

uru achim
uru achim
uru achiiiIIiIIiiiiiimmmMmmMMmm....

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maharG

come together everyone, and rejoice! on Sunday 27th of February 3:13 AM, 2000

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
no subject on Saturday 19th of February 12:17 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

[ db@yak ] [ Sat Feb 19 12:37:47am ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
12:37am up 162 days, 11:15, 3 users, load average: 1.76, 1.98, 1.98

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Mail on Friday 18th of February 10:31 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

We have moved the primary mail exchanger for osoal.org.nz to gnu.osoal.org.nz, if you have any problems, mail me.

Spot the irony.

Many beers were harmed in the making of this change.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
err on Sunday 13th of February 2:50 AM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

seeing as there hassnt been a post for a few days, i thought i mght share a few words with you all. i went to the 'under' gig tonight, and it rocked. 'under' have koRn and Tool influences, but they take these influences and mould them into a really good, rocking sound, and they really keep a crowd going.
Opium came with me, and i thought that it really was worth my time in going.

there, that wasnt so bad, now was it??

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Sunday 6th of February 10:26 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

PLEASE NOTE: The stunts depicted must be performed by skilled mice under controlled conditions. No actors were harmed in the making of this commercial for Tui Brewery, Mangatainoka. Thank you for your time.

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opium

The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Thursday 17th of February 12:14 PM, 2000

mobtek

re: meh? on Thursday 24th of February 2:29 PM, 2000

jam

bedtime on Thursday 24th of February 12:15 AM, 2000

kismet

The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Tuesday 22nd of February 11:11 PM, 2000

Opium

The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Saturday 26th of February 5:58 PM, 2000

DeadBeef

The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Saturday 19th of February 6:55 PM, 2000

maharG Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (Linux; I)
asses of fire2 on Sunday 30th of January 11:18 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

nice

ASSSSHOLEELAMIO!!!!! YOURSUCHANASSHOLE!!!!!!

ANDAYOURASSISAONFIRE!!!!!!

and yes, the flappyhead is responsible for this mockery of insanity

(and your ass is on fire)

hahHAHAhaHAHAHHHAHh

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
fortune on Sunday 30th of January 11:40 AM, 2000

NATHAN ... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH They're VOIDED -- They COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS ... They had no MONEY MACHINES ... They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS ... Nathan, I EMULATED them ... but they were OFF-KEY ...

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
haha on Saturday 29th of January 7:16 PM, 2000

OK everyone, I have a story that I wrote a few years ago published. You should all read it. Its really silly.

http://yak.osoal.org.nz/sw/writing/gunther.htm

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jam

hahahaha on Monday 7th of February 11:38 AM, 2000

Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Back Again... on Saturday 29th of January 4:24 PM, 2000 (buttons@netnet.net.nz)

I like the new page.

It is very good.

Graham and Simon, I need to talk to you!

Y'all should come to Bands in the Square on Sunday 6th January.

Ooh! I like the word wrap thing in the window that I'm typing in. It is all good.

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opium

Back Again... on Monday 7th of February 12:24 PM, 2000

maharG

Back Again... on Tuesday 1st of February 1:26 AM, 2000

Shakesbeare

Back Again... on Friday 4th of February 1:41 PM, 2000

Opium

Back Again... on Sunday 6th of February 5:54 PM, 2000

sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Valencio on Friday 28th of January 1:57 AM, 2000

Steal my sunshine!

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maharG

Valencio on Friday 28th of January 6:55 PM, 2000

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Ihug on Tuesday 11th of January 7:33 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2000 16:30:00 +1300 (NZDT)
From: ihug accounts
To: ihug customer
Subject: Permanent Connections

The Diamond account plan is the pricing plan for ihug customers who anticipate
being online for up to 350 hours per month. It does not entitle you to a
permanent internet connection.

To ensure that all of our customers can connect to the internet when they want
to, we may disconnect you if you remain connected for longer than 3 hours.

If we are constantly disconnecting you for this reason or if you are using more
than 350 hours for two months in a row and 12 hours per day for two days in a
month you will be deemed as a permanent connection and in breach of our terms
and conditions.

Once you are classified as having a permanent connection we will change your
pricing plan to the Permanent Modem Connection Account from the beginning of
your next monthly billing period.

The Permanent Modem Connection Account does not have a three hour kick off and
costs $199 per month. The terms of that plan will be applied to you and the
charges will appear on your ihug account. You will be informed by email before
we do this.

These conditions also apply to Satnet customers who connect to the modem pool
for two way modem traffic.

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maharG

Ihug on Tuesday 18th of January 8:40 PM, 2000

ZenSandwich

Ihug on Wednesday 12th of January 3:33 PM, 2000

DeadBeef

Ihug on Wednesday 12th of January 8:29 PM, 2000

opium Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
hmmm on Tuesday 11th of January 4:33 PM, 2000

ummm, hmmmm. Er, nope. My few weeks of absence obviously havent inspired me to think of anything interesting. Good yodle.

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
Anti-disestablishmentarianism. on Tuesday 11th of January 8:44 AM, 2000

Lynx rocks!

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Matt_R

Anti-disestablishmentarianism. on Wednesday 26th of January 2:40 PM, 2000

Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
OSOAL on Monday 10th of January 7:25 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

So this is the new OSOAL site, obviously if you have any problems you should mail the appropriate people whoever they may be.

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OSOAL on Monday 10th of January 10:33 AM, 2000

Satyricon

OSOAL on Thursday 13th of January 9:32 PM, 2000

OSOAL on Thursday 13th of January 9:40 PM, 2000

jam

Poetry on Thursday 20th of January 5:04 PM, 2000

Poetry on Monday 24th of January 4:01 PM, 2000

Matt

OSOAL on Sunday 16th of January 1:52 AM, 2000

maharG httpproxy2.clear.net.nz[203.97.2.247] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
the state of the world.... on Wednesday 5th of January 11:09 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

i just like to say that we the world is still as fucked up as it was last century, and most likely will be for the next 100 years
gee, what a thing to look forward too....

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Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Y2K Compliance on Friday 31st of December 9:52 PM, 1999 (sw@osoal.org.nz)

Dear Sirs,

I am writing to enquire as to the Year 2000 compliance of the OSOAL program "Remain". What will happen to this little gem after Y2K?

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Catch22

Re: Y2K Compliance on Saturday 1st of January 5:17 PM, 2000

Re: Y2K Compliance on Saturday 1st of January 1:14 AM, 2000

Chris

Re: Y2K Compliance on Saturday 1st of January 4:09 PM, 2000

Chris

Re: Y2K Compliance on Friday 31st of December 9:54 PM, 1999

Satyricon pool1-20.jigsaw.net.au[203.25.128.86] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.2 IP22)
bent on Tuesday 28th of December 2:54 AM, 1999

Rooty hill. Traffic parses slowly. Asterix. Anti-obelix. Unable to mount root.
Boom boom ley lee. Cousin julianne. Breasts. N1pplez. IRIX. Cunulingus. Traffix parses at moderate rate.
Variables. Scalars. Scales. Nigger. Frenic? Mount Druitt. Eddies annex. Cold breeze of issues and delusion.
Wasted hours. Wasted breath. Wasted life.

Traffic ceases to parse...

//Satyricon Dali

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (Linux; I)
The time is near.... on Monday 27th of December 9:34 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

26/12/99

<disturbing cult mode>
The ship is almost here, I cannot wait until we can surf on its mighty back to the freedom of eternity.
</disturbing cult mode>

<shaggy mode>
Were done for 'scoob....
</shaggy mode>

<paranoid delusionist mode>
Shotgun .... check.
18 months rations ..... check.
65535 rounds of buckshot ..... check.
cyanide capsules ...... check.
Portable generator ...... check.
Lead Shielding ...... check.
</paranoid delusionist mode>

<wibble>
Wibble.. Wibble, Wibble.
</wibble>

Thank you for your time.

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maharG

Re: The time is near.... on Monday 27th of December 5:34 PM, 1999

Kyhwana nwp-56.world-net.co.nz[202.37.167.56] Lynx/2.8rel.2 SSL-128bit libwww-FM/2.14
Santa on Sunday 26th of December 4:37 AM, 1999 (kyhwana@bison.osoal.org.nz)

Damn! the fat guy got away!
I did nail him a few times with my trusty railgun tho..

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maharG

Re: Santa on Monday 27th of December 12:21 AM, 1999

Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
The Fuckwit Brothers on Wednesday 22nd of December 10:10 PM, 1999 (sw@outpost.net.au)

Hi Kids ! You like violins ?

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Just noticed this... on Sunday 19th of December 6:39 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

[ db@yak ] [ Sun Dec 19 06:38:34pm ] [ There are 12 days remaining ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
6:38pm up 101 days, 5:15, 3 users, load average: 1.06, 1.01, 1.00

Yay.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Broom on Sunday 19th of December 4:03 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

2.5 inch exhaust make skyline go loud broom.

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Satyricon pool1-15.jigsaw.net.au[203.25.128.81] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.2 IP22)
THIS is a computer! on Thursday 16th of December 12:37 AM, 1999

Best 500 bucks I ever spent.

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Chris [139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Yay Vengabus on Wednesday 15th of December 12:49 AM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

10:47pm up 100 days, 11:04, 6 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

Thats pretty good for a Cyrix 166 that sits in the corner of my lounge room with no case on, that mum has a tendancy to turn off. Although by seeing that, its quite obvious shes ignored it for some time now =)

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Zen Sandwich again.[203.63.144.18] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)
LinuxNet on Tuesday 14th of December 5:51 PM, 1999 (colin@osoal.org.nz)

LinuxNet must be making an impression already, I see Dan got mentioned in this week's InfoTech:

http://www.infotech.co.nz/current/ntlinx.html

--TZS.

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Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Wednesday 1st of December 10:43 PM, 1999 (jorm@jigsaw.net.au)

This is a poem I spontaneously composed and rapped live in front of my work mates after 5 beers. Most people know I'm a cadbury.

I once was living way down south
I was bored, lonely, jolt taste in my mouth
These were the gentle strains of canberra
But now my hood is westside of parra
I spent my days hanging it low
Installing linux firewalls, cause i've got dis know
I hang wit my brothers in rooty hill
My life up here its one big thrill
The bums are smelly, flies around them buzz
One approaches "Can I scab a ciggie cuz?"
I got the westside know-how
The mad networking skills
But this is MY hood
On the westside of seven hills.

I got dis job, I got dis warez
I got nt certs and no cunt cares
I got a housemate who teaches kids
I saw her undies - big brown skids.

Rooty hill, the nigger's home
Just laugh at the 20 year old smackys with their reflective bald dome.
--satyricon

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LINUXIA007

Re: Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Thursday 2nd of December 6:16 PM, 1999

Chris

Re: Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Sunday 26th of December 7:50 PM, 1999

DeadBeef

Re: Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Sunday 5th of December 1:46 AM, 1999

Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT 5.0)
! on Monday 22nd of November 3:35 PM, 1999 (jorm@jigsaw.net.au)

I hate to say it but win2k server is actually kinda pretty cool. If you have 10k to spend on hardware that is.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Windows NT haiku on Monday 22nd of November 10:42 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

Taken from gnu.org:

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Chris

Networking Humour on Tuesday 23rd of November 11:55 PM, 1999

Satyricon pitt-access-04-216.sydney.magna.com.au[203.111.60.216] Mozilla/3.0 (compatible; NetPositive/2.1; BeOS)
dsjhk on Sunday 21st of November 8:53 PM, 1999

dsfgsdfgdsf

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Opium p40-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.168] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Saturday 20th of November 7:44 PM, 1999

Once upon a time there was a happy screwdriver... from bongo bongo land
Not a very special screwdriver. 6mm slot-head. Not very long. Pretty default.
By and by it came to be that the default happy screwdriver needed to build a big chocolate house.
He wanted to build it out of wood, like most houses. Sept he wanted it to be a chocolate house.
So he went to the sad material scientist and knocked on his door...
"knock knock" said the scrwedriver as it bashed its head against the door
Eventually the door opened and the sad material scientist invited him in to his house for tea, scones, and gummy bears (the small ones, not the big giant Robin Cook lookalike ones that you're probably thinking of)
"Thank you" said happy screwdriver and followed that literary brilliance with a well placed question in accordance with commonly accepted social guidelines...
"Can you please make me some wood out of chocolate?"
"yes"
And with that, and with some other stuff, happy screwdriver left with his pile of chocolate wood and went back to his plot to start building his house...
He worked day and night, hammering and gluing and shit and it came to be that he was almost finished... bar one screw (the KEY screw!) which had to be put in the middle of the house perfectly or the whole thing would fall down...
It was really cool cause the screw was.
Unfortunately the screw was a square drive, so happy screwdriver was pissed. Major time. He got his next door neighbour to hold her finger on the KEY screw place until he returned from his friends house...
"knock knock" said the rocks that happy screwdriver threw against angry robertson drive screwdrivers door (he learnt from last time after hurting his head some what)
To cut a short story even shorter, the screw driver answered the door, they said some stuff, and happy screwdriver convinced him to come back to his house and do up the KEY screw in his chocolate wood house
Angry robertson drive screwdriver climbed up to the top of the house and put the screw in to the pilot hole, and started to turn (relieving happy screwdrivers neighbours finger)
The screw went deeper and deeper the more he turned, while happy screwdriver waited on the ground
And then something fuck-off bad happened. The enter house made a big woosh sound and collapsed flat o nthe ground in a big pile of brown sludge
Happy screwdriver called out for angry robertson drive screwdriver but got no reply. Hense he deduced he was dead. Big time.
Happy screwdriver was happy he didnt die, and bought a pre made house made out of proper wood and lived hapily ever after. He could see why angry robertson drive was so angry. He was dead. And hapy screwdriver was alive. I think there's somethign in taht for all of us...

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DeadBeef

Re: ! on Sunday 21st of November 9:15 PM, 1999

maharG

Re: ! on Sunday 21st of November 10:49 PM, 1999

SW p19-max35.syd.ihug.com.au[203.109.239.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
The Poll on Tuesday 16th of November 6:58 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Hey, I quite like reading JonKatz's articles :P

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DeadBeef cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686)
yay fortune on Friday 12th of November 2:50 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I/O, I/O,
It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O...

-- fortune

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Opium

Re: yay fortune on Saturday 20th of November 8:04 PM, 1999

DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
quake haiku on Tuesday 9th of November 8:58 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I found this at http:/ /www.planetquake.com/que/haiku/haiku.htm:

Dancing shotgun guy
Don't you see that I'm glowing?
Quad rocket for you

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david

Re: quake haiku on Tuesday 9th of November 11:50 PM, 1999

Re: quake haiku on Tuesday 9th of November 3:48 PM, 1999

maharG lan42.osoal.lan[192.168.0.170] Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
nuthin on Wednesday 3rd of November 10:23 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

i wanted to do this, coz i can
its so much fun, not

peice

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Re: nuthin on Wednesday 3rd of November 11:53 PM, 1999

maharG

Re: nuthin on Sunday 7th of November 10:07 PM, 1999

Re: nuthin on Monday 8th of November 3:17 PM, 1999

maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
- on Sunday 31st of October 12:27 AM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

nice

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Chris 216-100-153-158.ihug.net[216.100.153.158] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Higher, higher..... on Saturday 30th of October 2:16 AM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

I'll have what shes having.

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SW p24-max40.syd.ihug.com.au[216.132.32.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
! on Wednesday 27th of October 4:25 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Fuck me.......$18 for 12 minutes to NZ, and you talked to Khollie and I for a bit over a half hour, at what I would guess to be around the same pricing......jesus.

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Re: ! on Wednesday 27th of October 9:03 PM, 1999

Opium

Re: ! on Friday 29th of October 10:58 AM, 1999

katia d46.as2.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.0.225.174] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
the evil wretched phone companies on Wednesday 27th of October 4:54 AM, 1999 (katia@whatever.com)

Hello,

I telephoned NZ one night and spoke to dear sweet opie (he's really a pervert) and the ever good Sir Deadbeef (I'm not sure what he really is)
I spoke for 12 minutes and it was $18.00. That is over a dollar a minute. Why so expensive, I ask?
I, for one, can think of no good reason. So, I propose blowing up the phone companies instead of the silly trains. The phone lines
should be free to all who would care to abuse them. Besides, if there were no monetary restrictions, I could telephone each and everyone of you
whenever I pleased (does anyone know gareth's phone number?). I know my calls would greatly enhance your lives. So, I am now taking bids
for the job of blowing up the phone company. All interested parties drop me a line.

Sincerely,

HRH Katia

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Re: the evil wretched phone companies on Friday 29th of October 10:40 PM, 1999

Satyricon

Re: the evil wretched phone companies on Thursday 28th of October 7:02 PM, 1999

Matt aus-202-56.static.satnet.com.au[203.109.202.56] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (WinNT; I)
there's a bomb on this train on Tuesday 26th of October 2:03 PM, 1999

im sick of these bomb threats. next time i want a bomb threat like in speed. get home really quick :)

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Re: there's a bomb on this train on Tuesday 26th of October 4:10 PM, 1999

Satyricon

Re: there's a bomb on this train on Tuesday 26th of October 4:48 PM, 1999

maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
not yay? on Sunday 24th of October 4:03 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

i see that my previous attempts to liven this place up failed.
therefore, i will have to kill u all with my boomstick.
feel my pellets, heathen peasants!!!!!

DIE!

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Shakesbeare

Re: not yay? on Sunday 24th of October 6:21 PM, 1999

Re: not yay? on Monday 25th of October 11:48 PM, 1999

maharG b002-m005-p016.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.202.15] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
? on Monday 18th of October 10:50 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

well, i'm bored, so i decided to lighten up everyones life.

DRINK BEER!!!!

thats all i'm gonna say bout daht....

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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
re:depressive on Wednesday 13th of October 2:35 AM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com)

hmmm depression....depression....some bits have fallen off..
more depression.....79 days left....depression....
yeah dig it!..........prozac.....depression.....
slighty more than before......depression.....
this could be alarming......depression...
shite.......depression............
ahhh here's my gun.....happy {:)

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sdfsfasdfasdf asd asdf asdfsdf cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (LINUX; I)
no subject on Sunday 10th of October 10:50 PM, 1999 (asdfsfas@sdfsdf,s,f,s...sdf.)

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
asdfasdfa
sfasfasdf
asdfasfsdfsdf

sdfsdfdsaaserergsdf

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maharG

Re: no subject on Monday 11th of October 11:40 PM, 1999

david

Re: no subject on Tuesday 12th of October 1:12 AM, 1999

Opium

Re: no subject on Tuesday 12th of October 9:50 PM, 1999

maharG

Re: no subject on Tuesday 12th of October 10:21 PM, 1999

david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
hour of power on Sunday 10th of October 1:21 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)

hour of power is bad
i cant remember how many times i threw up.

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Catch22

Re: hour of power on Sunday 10th of October 1:46 PM, 1999

maharG b001-m003-p032.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.160] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 12:29 AM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

i hereby wish to express my deepest anger and resentment over the fact that i didnt get any hooter-action at the indigo bar.
i also wish to announce that me and kathleen are no longer going out with each other.
and all i want to do is to drink shooters, and get me some hooter action

god-damn, all i wanna do is live.....

all i wanna do is live....

ALL I WANNA DO IS LIVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!!.

yeah.

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Re: lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 1:35 PM, 1999

katia

Re: lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 3:17 AM, 1999

maharG

Re: lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 8:51 PM, 1999

Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
Snak! on Thursday 7th of October 6:49 PM, 1999 (satyricon@dayrom.com.au)

I got a fucken snake man!

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
no subject on Monday 4th of October 9:27 PM, 1999

More Awesome Hard Dance/Rock Music night at Indigo this Friday night!
$2 Tap Beers!

Stuff like Tool, Rammstein, Chemical Brothers, Korn, Prodigy, Fat Boy Slim, NIN, Faith No More, all the good stuff! :)

You should go.

Cheap Beer!

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Catch22

no spam on Tuesday 5th of October 10:32 AM, 1999

david

Re: no spam on Wednesday 6th of October 11:39 PM, 1999

Chris

Re: no spam on Tuesday 5th of October 1:45 PM, 1999

maharG

Re: no spam on Wednesday 6th of October 10:37 PM, 1999

maharG

Re: no subject on Monday 4th of October 11:17 PM, 1999

Opium

Re: no subject on Tuesday 5th of October 8:36 PM, 1999

Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 5:27 PM, 1999

maharG

Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 10:03 PM, 1999

Chris

Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 7:44 PM, 1999

david

Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 11:28 PM, 1999

Opium

Re: no subject on Friday 8th of October 9:27 AM, 1999

Opium cf3k-1.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.181] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
no subject on Monday 4th of October 5:20 PM, 1999

just when yer in the midst of thinking how life can sometime turn out good and good things can happen to make it better, you realise yer just being stupid because stupid fucking things can piss you off and make you fucked off at everything all over again

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Opium p5-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.197] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 3rd of October 7:54 PM, 1999

wb

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
haiku on Friday 24th of September 12:43 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)

spring breeze through the trees
no horoscopes for this week
disappointment reigns

blossoms greet the sun
I suck at doing projects
I am far too slack

new warmth beckons all
I can't wait for it to end
I need a stiff drink

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maharG

Re: haiku on Sunday 3rd of October 11:47 PM, 1999

david

Re: haiku on Wednesday 6th of October 11:42 PM, 1999

DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Disturbing(!) on Wednesday 22nd of September 1:14 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

[ db@cow ] [ Wed Sep 22 01:09:41am ] [ There are 100 days remaining ]
[ ~ ]$ wine uata66-d.exe
Could not stat /mnt/fd0, ignoring drive A:

PKSFX (R) FAST! Self Extract Utility Version 2.04g 02-01-93
Copr. 1989-1993 PKWARE Inc. All Rights Reserved. Registered version
PKSFX Reg. U.S. Pat. and Tm. Off.

Searching EXE: H:/HOME/DB/UATA66-D.EXE
Inflating: UATA66.EXE
Inflating: UATA66.TXT

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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Konqueror/1.1.1
Fsck on Tuesday 21st of September 4:37 AM, 1999

fuck me this brwoser is ugly

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mobtek

Re: Fsck on Wednesday 13th of October 2:31 AM, 1999

maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
life on mars on Sunday 19th of September 3:23 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

this post had nothing at all to do wiht life on mars;, i just heard the phrase on the radio, and i thought that it might make a nice subject.
anywho, i am now living at my parents palce for the time being, and already i am enjoying the freedom.
this is for anyone who might be interested in my problems.

kay, bye now

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katia

Re: life on mars on Sunday 19th of September 11:07 PM, 1999

maharG

anger on Monday 20th of September 10:20 PM, 1999

Opium

Re: life on mars on Sunday 19th of September 7:02 PM, 1999

Re: life on mars on Monday 20th of September 1:31 AM, 1999

Zen Sandwich

Re: life on mars on Tuesday 21st of September 10:47 AM, 1999

Satyricon

Re: life on mars on Monday 20th of September 5:14 PM, 1999

Opium

Re: life on mars on Monday 20th of September 10:11 AM, 1999

DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Lynx/2.8rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
FTP on Thursday 16th of September 11:53 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

ftp has been re-enabled on yak after installing a patched version of proftpd.

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Zen Sandwich

Re: FTP on Friday 17th of September 10:57 AM, 1999

sad maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Lucky; the final chapter on Wednesday 15th of September 6:38 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

THE VERY UNOFFICIAL OSOAL TRIBUTE TO MY FRIEND, LUCKY.

At 7:15, 13 September, my friend and companion Lucky the Border Collie-cross was put down. I would like the world to know that I tried my very very best to keep him alive, but I was given no choice, no options, and no way out to keep the poor fellow alive and breathing. After the heinous event, I took him back to where I live, (with my girlfriend and her murdering family), and proceeded to give him the one last thing that he deserved, a place to rest. I was beyond thinking, totally enraged, and I coudnt give a shit about my girlfriends Mothers front yard. I suppose I should have been more composed, but when the Murdering Bizzatch Mother came out to confront me, I let go of my anger and hatred, (and succumed to the dark-side of the force).
There was screaming and yelling and bitter words, to the point that the Mother went off in the car crying, and me still digging the hole for my good, kind dog. I know I said some very bad things, and that I should have conducted myself with composure, but fuck that. I was angry, hurt and fucked off, and so I took it out on my ememy, the murdering bastards. And, i dont regret a thing. I knew I was doing the right thing for my dog, and giving him a bit of respect.
In the end, I calmed down, and realised that putting him in the fron yard was not the right thing to do, even though I was beyond caring about doing the right thing. So, i wrapped him in a blanket, and took him to the river, where I waded out into mid-stream, and laid him down to rest.
So, to Lucky, the best Dog anyone could ask for, please dont think bad thoughts of me, I did try my best for you, and even in the end, I still fought for your right to a proper resting place. I hope that the wisdom and power of the river will keep you safe in the journey that you will now take, and I hope that you Rest In Peace.
Always remembering you...

Graham

xox

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katia

Re: Lucky; the final chapter on Sunday 19th of September 11:06 PM, 1999

david

Re: Lucky; the final chapter on Sunday 19th of September 11:59 PM, 1999

Matt 216-100-153-136.ihug.net[216.100.153.136] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT 5.0)
Win2000 on Saturday 11th of September 1:07 PM, 1999

wow. it works

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maharG

Re: Win2000 on Wednesday 15th of September 6:23 PM, 1999

Satyricon

OpenBSD! on Monday 13th of September 7:14 PM, 1999

Shakesbeare

ooooer on Saturday 11th of September 2:16 PM, 1999

Opium

Re: ooooer on Saturday 11th of September 5:12 PM, 1999

maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
the saga continues.... on Tuesday 7th of September 7:39 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

the fight over the dog continues....
i am at war wiht my girlfriends mother over my god, and BY GODS!!!!!!
i shall overcome all adversity.
the jist of the story is, i have a dog, the my girlfriend wanted is the first place, and now wants nothing to do wiht it.
therefor, i am the sole protector of the dog. her mother wants the dog gone by next monday, and today is tuesday. there is no hope in finding him a home, as he is very excitiable, and can get aggressive, but all he really wants is a little attention and love.
he is a 11 month old border-collie-cross, named Lucky.
but he wont be lucky for very long.
until next tyme....

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Re: the saga continues.... on Thursday 9th of September 8:46 PM, 1999

david

Re: the saga continues.... on Wednesday 8th of September 12:32 AM, 1999

maharG

Re: the saga continues.... on Friday 10th of September 6:02 PM, 1999

david

Re: the saga continues.... on Tuesday 7th of September 11:25 PM, 1999