Plastic Paperclip Power!!!!!! its the... ___ _ [_]_)LASTIK |_)YSON | \ |__) With a trenchcoat making me... Trenchcoat Byson!, unfortunatly I only have four frames of animation but I get to say any sort of mindless drivel I want as long as it is happy drivel. ;-o Here is my big scene: ( The evil DOS monster is sucking the energy from innocent 'network-week' people who are already zombie like anyway, what did you expect everyone knows MS-DOS is stupid ) SALIOR MOON: In the name of the moon, I will punish you! SALIOR MARS: Do you have to say that everytime we do this? SALIOR MOON: Hey new animation is expensive. SALIOR MERCURY: Get it together you two, we have work to do. ALL SCOUTS: RIGHT! SALIOR VENUS: Venus crescent smash! (Some nice animation, but it has no effect on MS-DOS, requires an upgrade to work ) SALIOR VENUS: It didn't work. SALIOR JUPITER: Let me try Salior Venus, I call upon the pow-urgggh.... (The MS-DOS monster ensnares the Salior Scouts in horrible single-tasking tentacles(tm) a begins to drain their energy before JUPITER can finish, they also get Molly for some unknown reason they always get Molly) SALIOR MERCURY: Its draining our energy, we have to get free. (Fanfare, a paperclip flies across the screen cutting all the tentacles) ALL SCOUTS: Its Trenchcoat Byson! T. BYSON: Wow, five teenage girls wearing tight clothing, this must be my lucky day. SALIOR MOON: Hurry up and help us Trenchcoat Byson! MS-DOS: Its time to fix your clusters Trenchco.Bys. (MS-DOS throws sharp Fixdisk Spikes(tm) but somehow I manage to jump four times my own height saving myself and getting the world record for longjump ) T. BYSON: I didn't get up at 7:30 in the morning to take that sort of abuse from something a badly animated as you, NOW Salior Scouts! SALIOR MARS: I call upon the power of Mars fireball CHARGE! SALIOR JUPITER: Jupiter thunder CRASH! (powers combine and knock MS-DOS to the ground because doing two things a once utterly kills DOS) SALIOR MERCURY: Do it Salior Moon! SALIOR MOON: MOON SCEPTRE ELIMINATION!!! (MS-DOS is reduced to 64k-pagelimit dust) SALIOR VENUS: Where did Trenchcoat Byson go? SALIOR MARS: Wouldn't you leave if the plot was this bad?... I have no idea why I just wrote that, Oh well. AND NOW... Top TEN reasons why I don't watch SALIOR MOON 10. The plot 9. The animation 8. I trying to teach my cat to talk as well 7. I'm currently fighting the Nega-verse (and sanity) and I need tips 6. I have nothing better to do at 7:30 in the morning 5. I'm about to start alt.fan.tv.saliormoon and I need material for it 4. I'm really waiting for Samurai Pizza Cats to start 3. I'm really waiting for Barney to start 2. I might want to start playing dress-up too! And the top reason is: 1. I think real teenage girls act like that. ______________________________________________________________________________ INTERMISSION++++++++++INTERMISSION++++++++++INTERMISSION++++++++++INTERMISSION ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Its sing-along time now! A Spleen is red and shiny It's very squishy too So watch out my chubby friend Or one will fall on you! It's made of solid spleen (?) It weighs a ton or two (?!?!?!) We know you'd like to meet it It wants to meet you too! We all realise that there was absolutley no need for that. The TOP ten Spleen movies and quotes from them! I Dream of Spleenie "Oh master, did you not want ot be turned into a giant Spleen?" Top Spleen "I feel the need for Spleen!" Independance Spleen (IS4) "Each of the Spleens measures 15 miles across" SPLEEN 13 "Mission control... we appear to be losing oxygen from the Spleen" SPLEENHED "Don't play with your spleen, its bad luck" The Cable Spleen "Cable Spleen!!!" Spleenia; Queen of the Body Cavity "I love the night Spleen, it likes to boogey" Spleen Gump "Momma always told me life was like a box of Spleens" 3 Spleens and a Kidney "This can't possibly be my kidney" Pulp Spleens "Do you know they call a 1/4 Spleen with cheese in France" "They don't call it a 1/4 Spleen with cheese?" "Nah they got the DECIMAL system there man, they call it a 0.25 Spleen with cheese" "So what do they call a Kidney?" "A Kidney is a kidney except they call it le Kidneai" Captians Shrubbry 90 34 54.3 Dear Diary, being a super-intelligent Spleen has its disadvantages, for one thing I dont even have a chin. I also lack a nose and ears, yet strangly my glasses stay on my face like some demented plot hole. Yesterday I thought I had lost my shaver, only to find it behind my bed which I thought was strange because I don't usually shave behind my bed. In fact I don't even have body hair, so why do I own a shaver? (sigh) You see what happens when I try to do text-files, it does no-good for whats left of my sanity. Its time for me to drift despondantly back into the horrible reality that is my life... ___ [_]_) | \ ...PLASTIC PAPERCLIP POWERSAVING!!!